Happy Birthday to me

[Anonymous No.19074717]

39 today, anonymoose since Donate or Die 2005.

Pillsbury FunFetti. Not bad for an oven with no thermostat.

[Anonymous No.19074718]

>>19074717

[Anonymous No.19074724]

>>19074718
noice. cheers to your last year as a young person

[Anonymous No.19074732]

>>19074717
Congrats pal (unless you're a racist woman-hating anti-semite).
Looks like a nice cake.

[Anonymous No.19074764]

I have no idea what you just said.

[Anonymous No.19074806]

>>19074717
Happy Birthday anon!

[Anonymous No.19074812]

>>19074717
When is the last time you had sex?

[Anonymous No.19074821]

>>19074717
Happy birthday anon

[Anonymous No.19074824]

>>19074717
9/11 xD

[Anonymous No.19074827]

>>19074824
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19074832]

>>19074812
That implies it happened at least once.

[Anonymous No.19074837]

>>19074827
Amerimutt detected

[Anonymous No.19074842]

>>19074827
It was a funny event made all the funnier by you circumcised golem actually believing some ancient Saudi dying of dialysis in some cave network in Afghanistan managed to pull it off. Can't wait till your government pulls another 9/11 to get you retards in ukraine.

[Anonymous No.19074843]

>>19074837
I'm italian

[Anonymous No.19074847]

>>19074842
i'm chinese

[Anonymous No.19074849]

>>19074847
>>19074843
hello sirs i'm bhutanese

[Anonymous No.19074850]

>>19074849
And i'm australian!

[Anonymous No.19074941]

>>19074832

[Anonymous No.19074962]

>>19074717
congrats, op. get that thermostat fixed. you can usually find a "how to" vid on YouTube and the parts to fix them cheap.
>>19074732
>(unless you're a racist woman-hating anti-semite).
typical of your type to bring this into someone's celebration. please kys.

[Anonymous No.19074984]

why are you 39 years old and buying boxed cake mix

[Anonymous No.19074992]

>>19074812
Kid over the pandemic

[Anonymous No.19075040]

>>19074717
happy birthday fren i turn 39 in May, nice cake

[Anonymous No.19075136]

>>19074812
I slept with a FTM just Friday. We were both unsatisfied.

[Anonymous No.19075137]

>>19074717
Happy Birthday Anon!

[Anonymous No.19075143]

Today's my dad's birthday too but he died last year. Happy birthday alive anon.

[Anonymous No.19075263]

>>19074717
>I have no idea what you just said.
Happy Birthday!

[Anonymous No.19075264]

>>19074717
Happy Birthday!

[Anonymous No.19075293]

>>19074732
Faggot lmao

[Anonymous No.19075300]

>>19074717
How do I not become a depressive piece of shit by the time I'm 39? I have 10 years left

[Anonymous No.19075724]

Happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.19075803]

happy birthday op
>>19075300
if you have to ask you probably will be like this then too, it's a perception thing it should come naturally

[Anonymous No.19075887]

>>19075300
get off 4chan

[Anonymous No.19075892]

>>19075300
find a purpose in life
it doesn't need to be some grandiose dream
just start fermenting food or something

[Anonymous No.19076033]

>>19075892
I always wanted to make cheese, maybe making cheese is a good start?
Will making cheese get me a hot traditional wife to churn the butter if you know what I'm saying (I mean fucking my ass raw with a big plastic dick)

[Anonymous No.19076043]

Happy birthday! Hope you enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.19076048]

>>19076033
>I always wanted to make cheese, maybe making cheese is a good start?
yes
I'm gonna ignore the second part

[Anonymous No.19076058]

>>19075887
faggot
>>19075300
cherish the dubs forever
also checked
if you go on a date gift the girl a good piece of cheese, she'll be confused yet impressed

[Anonymous No.19076150]

>>19076058
He's right you know.

>>19074717
Happy birthday OP. Did you use the canned frosting? If not, then next time I suggest trying a homemade buttercream. American buttercream frosting is dead simple to make in a bowl by hand without the fuss of a meringue and makes even boxed cake mixes taste gourmet (some bakeries even use boxed mixes and customize their icings for retail sales).

[Anonymous No.19076156]

>>19074717
>>19074718
Happy birthday! That looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.19076293]

>>19076150
Just a jar of vanilla. I'm not big into sweets like this, it was part for the lulz and half for my sister, her birthday last Friday. She got me baking scale to do gram measurements, so that will be fun.

Thanks again for all the kind words.

[Anonymous No.19076335]

>>19074842
>ancient Saudi
Bin Laden was in his early 40's when the attacks occurred. That's hardly ancient. Also, while it was well executed, it wasn't some Ocean's 11 type heist; a handful of guys took over some planes with box cutters and flew them into buildings. Anyone with fairly minimal flying skills and the will to die for their sand god could have pulled it off. Plus, at that time, almost every time terrorists took over a plane, they just wanted some political prisoner released or for the plan to drop them off in Cuba or something. Nobody, then, was anticipating terrorists to crash commuter jets into skyscrapers, so there wasn't much resistance on the first planes.
Now, I won't discount that either the U.S. government or the Israeli government had prior knowledge of the attacks and allowed them to happen, but it's nowhere near unfathomable that a group of cave dwellers could have pulled it off.

[Anonymous No.19076340]

>>19074717
>>19074718
Happy birthday, bro. Craving a slice of that right now.

[Anonymous No.19076389]

>>19076293
You're welcome and happy late birthday for your sister too. Also great gift, a baking/kitchen scale isn't just useful for making sweets. I use mine to portion out meat cuts that I buy in bulk when they go on sale (along with dry beans, rice, lentils, etc.). Makes embiggening recipes and then dividing them for weak-ahead meal planning very easy

[Anonymous No.19076406]

>>19074717
I'm 28 and scared my life is going nowhere, OP. Can you talk to me and give me advice like you would if you were talking to the 28 year old you of 10 years ago?

[Anonymous No.19076410]

>>19076406
I'd tell myself to eat more McDonald's

[Anonymous No.19076413]

>>19076406
eat ass