What does /ck/ think of the food pyramid?

[Anonymous No.19071489]

[Anonymous No.19071494]

>>19071489
where's the alcohol and fast food? Is this made for literal faggots

[Anonymous No.19071503]

>>19071489
Jewish propaganda

[Anonymous No.19071523]

>>19071489
no one actually followed it so it's never been relevant to anything

[Anonymous No.19071526]

>>19071503
>pyramid
>jewish

[Anonymous No.19071542]

>>19071489
>grains
dropped

[Anonymous No.19071553]

>>19071489
psyop bullshit by the higher ups

[Anonymous No.19071579]

Bro slaves built the pyramids don't trust them

[Anonymous No.19071583]

>>19071526
Who do you think built the pyramids bro?

[Anonymous No.19071624]

>>19071489
Food pyramid is a good standard diet for the vast majority of people. Like if you actually follow the food pyramid and stay within your appropriate caloric intake, you're gonna be healthy.
The "problem" with it is the ack-schually retards that bring up weird outlier type situations where it wouldn't be the best choice. No shit, outliers exist for every thing.
It's the same thing with BMI. Anons will instantly claim they're 300 lb of pure muscle so BMI is trash, even though it works just fine for 99.99% of people and bodybuilders are outliers.

[Anonymous No.19071630]

>>19071583
The bible doesn't say that Jews built the pyramids.

[Anonymous No.19071658]

>>19071489
Outdated. See picrel

[Anonymous No.19071668]

>>19071489
30% Meats, 30% Vegetables, 20% Dairies, 15% Carbs, 5% Fruits/Sweets
I can't eliminate carbs, I love my rice and pasta and bread. But I limit it heavily. Most meals I make are meat and veg.

[Anonymous No.19071677]

>pyramid
I think the USDA should stop appropriating Egyptian culture.

[Anonymous No.19071824]

>>19071583
Protheans

[Anonymous No.19071846]

>>19071583
Egyptians. Slaves were considered citizens at that time.

[Anonymous No.19071866]

>>19071583
Ancient aliens

[Anonymous No.19071919]

>>19071579
No they didn't. Free Egyptians built them.
Also the jews were never enslaved in Egypt, there was never a Moses, those are stories that were invented a long time after.

[Anonymous No.19071927]

>>19071919
You don't know whether slaves or paid workers built the pyramids. No, I don't care what you read on reddit. You simply don't know one way or the other because they didn't write it down anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19071979]

>>19071658
Gross. Dates are full of dead flies.

[Anonymous No.19072011]

>>19071927
They literally did though, the pyramid builders had a union that performed strikes

[Anonymous No.19072036]

>>19071489
Some of the ratios are fucked but I like how it encourages eating a variety of foods

[Anonymous No.19072041]

Seems like a decent guideline for a healthy diet, like it's supposed to be. Not some flavor of the month diet you should be following religiously.

[Anonymous No.19072043]

The only glaring problem is how big the milk section is
I just know the dairy lobby is responsible for it too

[Anonymous No.19072048]

>>19071523
Interesting perspective.

[Anonymous No.19072067]

>>19072043
Cheese is good and dairy in general is used in cooking a lot. Cheese on your pizza still counts as dairy you know.

[Anonymous No.19072175]

>>19071489
Food pyramid is an extremely useful guideline for diet. Not the pyramid in your pic, but solely because it's visually confusing regarding even the proportion of the food you're supposed to eat

[Anonymous No.19072270]

>>19071927
They actually kept records, ya doof. It was a highly bureaucratic society.

[Chamroeun Poy No.19072296]

>>19072067
>dairy in general is used in cooking a lot
Nobody I know uses dairy in cooking.

[Anonymous No.19072313]

>>19072011
Doesn't mean there weren't slaves building pyramids too.
>>19072270
They did not have records that said "the pyramids were built entirely by paid workers".
The only source for this are "Egyptologists" (AKA Egyptian [Arab] historians trying to promote tourism). They constantly try to push new narratives about the ancient society on whose ruins their country is built on.

[Anonymous No.19072314]

>>19072296
Are you sure you're talking about dairy? I think you might be thinking of something else, Anon

[Chamroeun Poy No.19072351]

>>19072314
As in secretions from mammaries or the products of those secretions? Yeah. I don't know anyone who cooks with dairy.

[Anonymous No.19072359]

>>19071489
thats a lot of grain and milk

[Anonymous No.19072371]

>>19071489
It's a great first step.
But useless if you don't take more steps.
Fruit juice needs to be freshly squeezed, not bottled.
You need to know what's in your bread.
You need to eat in season.
And you need to do endurance sports, not fitness. Swimming, cycling, jogging, hiking.

[Anonymous No.19072411]

>>19071489
mine is 50% meat and 50% cheese

[Anonymous No.19072582]

>>19071583
Fallen Angels

[Anonymous No.19072895]

>>19072371
>It's a great first step.
I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.19073141]

>>19071489
It's the reason why so many Americans are fat. Grains makes people gain weight. Really swap the meats and grains on there and get rid of sugar, and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.19073246]

thinking fruit is a health food is such a fatass thing
it is for desserts
>more than beans
just lol

[Anonymous No.19073506]

>>19073246
>thinking fruit is a health food is such a fatass thing
You'd have to be insane to believe this

[Anonymous No.19073650]

>>19071668
Just make it: 300 grams of meat or fish, 300 grams of fruit or vegies an the rest whatever (but poisons like sneed oils)

[Anonymous No.19073657]

>>19072043
Big dairy propaganda is cool because dairy is actually really good for you, provided it's of decent quality

[Anonymous No.19073668]

>>19071583
The Norse Vikings

[Anonymous No.19073672]

>>19073246
You nigger fruits (and milk) are the only foods DESlGNED to be food

[Anonymous No.19073673]

>>19071630
Being a multi millenia book rewriten retranslated to hell, it is not a reliable source of informations

[Anonymous No.19073679]

>>19071583
Telepathy, not by hooked nose sand monkeys or arabs thats for sure.

[Anonymous No.19073688]

>>19071489
stupid design. Horribly stupid. Pie chart is the logical format but they fucked even that up

[Anonymous No.19073691]

>>19073673
I didnt ask

[Anonymous No.19073693]

This is my food pyramid. I made it in MS Paint.
Don't laugh.

[Anonymous No.19073708]

>>19073691
retard

[Anonymous No.19073725]

>>19073708
Ok buddy

[Anonymous No.19073729]

>>19072043
man i feel bad for you lactose intolerant brownoids

[Anonymous No.19073771]

>>19073688
>tfw I was alive for the classic food pyramid all the way through the MyPlate (tm) iteration

[Anonymous No.19073868]

>>19071583
me

[Anonymous No.19074076]

>>19071489
federal pyramids and guides for consumers are based on their economic markets, not human health whatsoever.
>>19071553
unironically this and i'm not a /pol/ schizo

[Anonymous No.19074081]

>>19071583
The only "evidence" for them being slaves is in the Bible lol

[Anonymous No.19074129]

>>19074081
There are inscriptions about semetic people being enslaved in egypt

[Anonymous No.19074133]

>>19071489
WHERES THE NUTS

[Anonymous No.19074148]

>>19071489
>Tomatoes, corn and beans all in the vegetable category
Government pyramids are propaganda.

[Anonymous No.19075706]

>>19071489
the plate is objectively better
easier to visualize

[Anonymous No.19076748]

>>19071489
it's the same proportions as they fatten pigs.

[Anonymous No.19076750]

>>19071927
Au contraire we have exact records of payments to workers, which was primarily done in beer.

[Anonymous No.19076754]

>>19071489
this is the proper ratios for eating.

[Anonymous No.19076759]

>>19075706
how the fuck do you even eat 11 servings of bread in a day

[Anonymous No.19076775]

>>19076759
well if you want to get fat I'm sure you could do it.

[Anonymous No.19077262]

>>19071583
catboys

[Anonymous No.19077379]

>>19076754
That isn't a ratio

[Anonymous No.19077460]

>>19074129
There is zero evidence that the slavery story from the bible ever happened. There is an abundance of evidence that it was written after being freed from Babylonian captivity, heavily influenced by Mesopotamian mythology and literature.

Except…

…Except there are references to a Moishe who was a captain of lapis miners around the arabian sinai, who got some heroic stories told about him. And arabian sinai was also the original home of the weather/storm god Yahweh. So maybe there is more to it than either archaeology OR the Bible have to say.

[Anonymous No.19077474]

>>19077460
Okay I didnt ask

[Anonymous No.19077842]

>>19074129
Yeah? Where and by whom? Cuz when i, as a kid, brought up how there is no evidence of captivity in Egypt beyond Scripture, i was told "of course not! Why would the Egyptians pass down a story of their defeat at the hands of a small group of people backed by the Lord?"
It just snacked of bullshit to me, even before i aged into the double digits

[Anonymous No.19077852]

>see thread
>it's about the food pyramid
>scroll down to see the ongoing conversations
>unironic arguments about slavery in Egyptian times according to the bible
this is what I keep coming to this site for

[Anonymous No.19078323]

Some of you need to fix your diet because it’s clearly causing you to have insane beliefs

[Anonymous No.19078331]

>>19071668
Should just cut down on dairy so you can enjoy more carbs. Dairy gives you nothing that vegetables/meat aren't already providing

[Anonymous No.19078335]

>>19072296
Butter counts as dairy too dumbass

[Anonymous No.19078342]

>>19072296
>Namefag doesn't know anyone who uses milk or butter in their cooking
Sad

[Anonymous No.19078432]

>>19078331
I love my cheeses and sour cream though.

[Anonymous No.19078455]

>>19078342
Namefag has a Cambodian name and Cambodia doesn't cook with dairy.

[Anonymous No.19079742]

>>19071846
Slaves probably had a much better standard of living than crackheads.

[Anonymous No.19079830]

>>19077379
yes it is, 4 equal servings.

[Anonymous No.19080595]

>>19071583
recovered records indicate that the laborers responsible for constructing the pyramids were paid workers, not slaves.

[Anonymous No.19080799]

>>19080595
>recovered records indicate
precisely dick all

[Anonymous No.19082286]

>>19080595
There is no record that says "only paid workers worked on the pyramids and 0 slaves were used"
There's a reason this is one of those reddit "history facts" no one takes seriously

[Anonymous No.19082820]

>>19071489
why the fuck are beans in the same nutritional category as meat

[Anonymous No.19082881]

>>19082286
>>19080799
Go to school first. Then post on the internet.
>>19082820
They deliver most of the essential amino acids. Amino acids are the building blocks of proteins, there are about 500 different ones, most of which our body makes out of food we eat. There are 21 amino acids we can't produce but which we need to survive, the only way we can get them is by eating meat and (to a lesser extent) beans.
>>19071489
It's a thing from the '80s. Properly sourced food is far more important nowadays. Bread is worthless if the grain wasn't milled properly and the dough wasn't kneaded/didn't get time to rise twice. Milk from a cow that got fed shit will be shit. Plants grown on water will have the same nutritional value of water+sugar. Etc etc. You are what you eat.

You are what you eat. If what you eat has no substance then you're null and void as well.

[Anonymous No.19082929]

>>19082881
Post the record that says no slaves worked on the pyramids or STFU. Reddit posts aren't a source.

[Anonymous No.19083045]

>>19071489
Egyptian regulatory code reclassified slaves as "rock managers" and thus outside of Egyptian OSHA purview. There, problem solved!

[Anonymous No.19083409]

We were sold a fucking lie and I eat whatever I want

[Anonymous No.19083455]

50% red meat 50% black coffee. Hell for your anus but good for everything else.

[Anonymous No.19083911]

>>19071489
That I need to drink more milk

[Anonymous No.19084198]

>>19082881
I bet you shit on the quality of schools every other hour of the day until you can use it as a smug dismissal you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.19085077]

>>19074129
the ancient israelites were paid by babylon to attack egypt, the jews took that money and decided not to attack because they thought egypt would curb stomp the babylonians, the babylonians curb stomped the egyptians instead and then butt raped the israelites, and then the jews spent hundreds of years as babylonian slaves. Eventually they freed themselves and wrote an elaborate fanfiction about how for the past x hundred years they were slaves in egypt and the evil pharoah made them do work for no reason but then god sent noah his most powerful shape shifting wizard to free the jews and walked around in a circle for 40 years eatting bugs until finding their way back home the end.

[Anonymous No.19085083]

>>19083911
YOU PROMISED ME DOG OR BETTER

[Anonymous No.19085561]

>>19079830
Thats not what a ratio is

[Anonymous No.19085598]

>>19071583
>>19073868
That guy

[Anonymous No.19085650]

>milk/dairy equal to fruits and vegetables

[Anonymous No.19085702]

>>19071489

[Anonymous No.19085720]

[Anonymous No.19085737]

>>19071583
Fallen angels built the pyramids. "Dinosaur" fossils are actually the remnants of these creatures. They were very big and strong and could talk. They had sex with humans which created the Nephilim, or reptilians, which have ruled over humanity throughout the ages.

[Anonymous No.19086828]

>>19077262
How come we don't see /x/-tier shows about THIS on Netflix?