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I was eating apple turnovers and I coughed and some of it went up my throat and when I blew my nose some pretty big chunks came out

>> No.19069200

>>19069191
tomorrow you'll die if you don't forward apple fritters to 10 other people

>> No.19069201

>>19069191
Hot

>> No.19069205

huh?

>> No.19069208

>>19069191
I was gargling Listerine™ a few weeks ago and sneezed and it forced Listerine up my Eustachian tube into my middle ear where it burned for 2 days

>> No.19069210

>>19069191
the first time that happened to me i was about five and eating ramen and a whole noodle came out of my nose and changed my life forever
those fritters look good

>> No.19069217

>>19069208
Do you think I have turnover bits in my middle ear

>> No.19069221

>>19069191
For me. I prefer blowing chunks of blueberry out of my nose...They're getting very hard to find anymore though.
Might have to make my own

>> No.19069223

>>19069210
I'm almost 41

>> No.19069226

>>19069217
probably not, very difficult for solids to get up the ET anon. you'll be right.

>> No.19069238

>>19069200
>>19069226
I'm gonna forward fritters to 10 other people just to be sure
>>19069221
Supply chain shortages have been rough. I waited 1.5 years for a truck to be built, I can't imagine how long it would take to get blueberries

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>>19069238
I kek'd
seriously, Kroger used to have nice enough turnovers--but I haven't seen them for at least 4-5 years--It's always apple or cherry.
I'm just going to buy a can of good blueberry pie filling, some puff pastry sheets and make my own, I guess.
Still lots of cans of blueberry pie filling around.
>pic unrelated

>> No.19069275

>>19069268
I purchased from hole foods, but if you're a baker, bake them. The stuff I bake is 20x better than store bought, I'm just lazy
>picrel
Dark chocolate has too much lead and cadmium, she's probably 800 lbs of heavy metals

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>>19069200
Oh no... Your future is bleak.