/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19066476]

has anon ever eaten at a cannabis infused restaurant? going to one in NYC next week

[Anonymous No.19066481]

>>19066476
Something about this image implies that he food tastes about as good at dumpster-diving at a 7-11.

[Anonymous No.19066483]

>memestraw
Bring your own plastic straw

[Anonymous No.19066486]

White stoners are cringe, way to make the herb look even gayer

[Anonymous No.19066489]

>>19066476
Come on man. Don’t do this.

[Anonymous No.19066510]

Are there any edible cannabis that taste good?

[Anonymous No.19066527]

>>19066510
i watched chopped 420 and cooking with cannabis and in both shows they just put the cannabis oil in at the end like an afterthought, not once did the judges comment on how the cannabis impacted the flavour in any way

[Anonymous No.19066530]

Stoners get the rope

[Anonymous No.19066541]

>>19066476
I had some hemp plants grow by themselves from the birdfeed last year and eventually infused cooking oil with them. I'm still cooking with it.
I don't smoke the stuff but I think it smells nice. Plus, I doubt there's much THC in the strain they use for birdfeed.
The leaves are also pretty and I like garnishing my food.

[Anonymous No.19066542]

>>19066510
This one is by far the best I've tried. Tastes like strawberry cheesecake

[Anonymous No.19066543]

>>19066476
that tray looks like it makes it really fucking annoying to use a fork and knife. Use a damn plate.

[Anonymous No.19066546]

>>19066510
i have a bit of experience with edibles, there's a good amount of them that actually taste fine - i had some a while back that were a pretty solid impression of cheezits for example
there's one problem though and it's the aftertaste of them - that awful earthy skunky weirdness only gets stronger and stronger for a good while after you eat them

[Anonymous No.19066578]

>>19066483
>memestraw
The technical term is goysuck

[Anonymous No.19066582]

>>19066578
>goysuck
what your mom gives your dad nightly

[Anonymous No.19066650]

>>19066582
Kek

[Anonymous No.19066682]

>>19066527
Yeah because cannabis tastes like shit. Even the active compounds in it, after refining them, they taste like shit too. On top of that the compounds are not water soluble so you need to swish full fat milk or alcohol to get rid of the shitty taste once it gets stuck on your tongue.

[Anonymous No.19066859]

My go to edible is to set up a double boiler, add avb to a bowl and let it slowly simmer in butter for 20 minutes. Then I let it cool down, and when I want an edible I add a teaspon of that butter to a cup of coffee. Keeps me stoned for the rest of the day, and I sleep very well.

[Anonymous No.19066888]

>>19066476
imagine
>eat a piece of toast
>vision starts crowding
>audio distorts in weird ways, you become hypersensitive to the atmosphere of the cafe
>you realise you've been staring at the water bottle mounted to a bike tied to a lamppost outside for what seems like minutes
>your friend is talking to you but you can't hear him, he seems fine, unperturbed
>he gets up from the table and leaves you alone
>you didnt catch where he was going and you arent really sure how you are oriented in the room, which suddenly seems vast, so you just stay on the bench and hope he comes back
>the noise in your head is so much you can't hear yourself think
>after what feels like an eternity, you friend comes back with two hibiscus teas and give you one
>'isn't this great?' he says
>you can't think
>'i need some air,' you say, 'can we go outside?'
>your friend looks concerned or confused but you dont care because the room's dimensions have shifted again and you're not sure where the door is
>you wonder if throwing up would make you feel better
>you make it to the door and you are outside
>outside on the busy streets of NYC
>some piss and shit reeking dominican with rotten teeth and cystic acne approaches you and demands a metro card
>his words are unintelligible and his smell is stifling. his features are swimming, his eyes bulging and his skin blistering. you are facing a demon
>panic grips you
yeah OP sounds like a blast have fun

[Anonymous No.19066934]

DUDE!

[Anonymous No.19066960]

>>19066888
checked and correct I kek'd

[Anonymous No.19066983]

>>19066682
I had a ribeye steak with cannabis butter in Bangkok and would agree with this, it's not really suited for a lot of dishes. Was good food but it's got an overwhelming taste.
Would have preferred gravy with the butter sauce as a side I could dip bread in.
Had it on a pizza also and the taste wasn't so strong, probably the cheese drowning it out.

[Anonymous No.19066984]

>>19066476
It probably has the lowest amount they can get away with. To avoid Karen's who decided to be adventurous having panic attacks

[Anonymous No.19066987]

>>19066888
You've never eaten or smoked the marijuanas in your life have you?
Comically naive idea of what it's like, not to mention edibles take 3 hours to reach full effect.
Cringe zoomer christcuck begone

[Anonymous No.19067244]

>Everything on the menu tastes like pine
>get high 2 hours later

[Anonymous No.19067276]

DUDE WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.19067454]

>>19066888
I'll have what this guy is having

[Anonymous No.19067660]

>>19066888
That's what mushrooms are like, or an extremely high dose of edibles, which they wouldn't be giving you at one of those cafes, or multi course meals.

[Anonymous No.19067668]

Yeah I had an infused pizza in Phoenix. They infuse the dough so you can get whatever kind of pizza you want. I drove with it up to Utah and ate half of it. Drove up a cliff right outside of Zion on BLM land, set up camp, than ate it while watching the sunset. Then a nice cigar while it kicked in. Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.19067674]

>>19066888
You're describing someone with no tolerance taking way too much and not being self aware or capable enough to control themselves. Basically a stupid bitch.

I'd eat at an infused restaurant then catch a movie or show or go for a hike. You really need to learn to control yourself if this happens to you often. It's like complaining about bars because retards get black out drunk.

[Anonymous No.19067687]

I'll report you if I see you anon. Drugs are still federally illegal.

[Anonymous No.19067694]

>>19067674
The difference is you know a few minutes after a drink how drunk you are, a weed restaurant doesn't make sense because you'll probably be out of there before you even feel the effects and you won't know if you had to much

[Anonymous No.19067701]

>>19066476
>needs everything to be made out of le weed dude 420 blazeit lmao
i'll just smoke that shit, edibles don't really hit on the same level

[Anonymous No.19067766]

>getting high from pizza
how is that even enjoyable?

[Anonymous No.19067774]

>>19066888
In reality...
>eat/smoke to much
>go to sleep for 3 hours
>wake up

[Anonymous No.19067777]

>>19066476
>has anon ever eaten at a cannabis infused restaurant? going to one in NYC next week
I live in Arizona. The most I ever bother with in terms of cannabis infused food are those gummies that come in at 10mg of THC a pop. And then a couple hours after eating them, I cook myself something in my house.
It's probably a hell of a lot cheaper than going to some gourmet faggot marijuana bistro or some shit.

[Anonymous No.19067784]

>>19067694
It works fine if you're familiar with weed and your tolerance. People still get black out drunk at bars and act stupid, despite how quickly alcohol kicks in.

People are in general less familiar with weed and don't know their tolerance. If you're educated about weed tolerance and sign a waiver at the door it should be fine. The doorman can at least assess people's level of knowledge.

Or do it like they do in Arizona. You buy fresh made food but have to consume it off site. That's fine too. Have a picnic or bring it to a bar or whatever.

[Anonymous No.19067786]

>>19066888
uhh cystic acne bros?
>>19066476
edibles just make me want to stay indoors and lie down. but if it was legal in my cunt i would give it a try

[Anonymous No.19067821]

>>19067786
I don't see why you can't stuff a marijuana infused pizza slice inside your vagina.
It's not like the cops will know unless you post the video on the internet.

[Anonymous No.19067972]

>>19066541
Fuck off junkie

[Anonymous No.19067978]

Hmm, I bet a cannabis-infused iced mocha would be pretty good

[Anonymous No.19067992]

>>19066888
Salient panic attack narrative. Don't do drugs children; every time you do, some Chinaman finishes his PhD in engineering.

[Anonymous No.19068926]

>>19066888
where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.19068965]

>>19066476
You mean like hemp oil cbd shit for hipsters ?

Or are you actually getting high ?
I hate edibles they make me feel out of it for at least two full days

[Anonymous No.19068982]

>>19066888
I love getting that high

If you do it often enough you will looste the paranoia aspect

I love how hyper real and almost otherworldly everything seems

[Anonymous No.19069168]

>>19066987
A high dose of edibles will 100% have that effect.

[Anonymous No.19069510]

>>19066476
>Toast
>Shit ton of weed butter
>Little but of cream cheese
>Peanuts
>Turnip
Fucking potheads

[Anonymous No.19069526]

>>19066888
fucking lol, brothers this man speaks the truth.

Truly a sickening fate

[Anonymous No.19069532]

>>19066987
faggot

[Anonymous No.19069542]

>>19066530
stoners have the hemp, dummy

[Anonymous No.19069551]

It's really earthy, I've found tropical stuff with citrus can mingle with the taste pretty good

[Anonymous No.19069626]

>>19069542
>stoners have the hemp, dummy
the rope is made out of hemp, dummy

[Anonymous No.19069680]

>>19066486
mary jane is already gay. feminizing and makes you docile. good for calming down violent niggers thankfully (even though they smoke and stink up everything everywhere)