Excessive amount eggs. What do?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:47:35 2023 No.19065566 [Reply] [Original]

Excessive amount eggs. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:48:31 2023 No.19065569 >>19065566 invite a troubled woman into your domicile

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:50:03 2023 No.19065577 if you bake you can crack them into something freezer safe and freeze them. you can make pickled eggs. when I had chickens I could always find someone who wanted some

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:50:42 2023 No.19065578 C

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:51:31 2023 No.19065582 all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:52:17 2023 No.19065585 >>19065566 You can preserve them for years by using pickling lime in water. I forget the ratios but it is readily available online.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:53:00 2023 No.19065586 >>19065566 build a fort and make egg sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:54:37 2023 No.19065595 File: 107 KB, 600x400, AMERICAN-COOP-HOMEPAGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I give mine to neighbors, they like it and put up with the rooster calls and my normal bs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 01:54:47 2023 No.19065597 >>19065566 put them out for sale in front of your house. around here you'd have at least $40 worth of eggs in that pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:09:19 2023 No.19065641 >>19065597 True, I used to have to kind of "push" eggs on neighbors like when I'd see them I'd be like here have some eggs Now they come over with empty cartons and I fill them up if I have the eggs, no charge other than conversation

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:15:40 2023 No.19065658 Till your garden then sew them. Water daily and you'll have grown some eggplants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:54:06 2023 No.19065761 >>19065578 R

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:56:27 2023 No.19065767 >>19065761 I

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:56:58 2023 No.19065772 >>19065767 M

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:18:47 2023 No.19066025 >>19065586 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:24:40 2023 No.19066041 i literally built a fort and made egg sandwhiches today. wtf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 05:45:56 2023 No.19066209 Look up water glassing eggs. You can store them raw for at least 1 year. I do this before winter to have eggs when chooks don't lay

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 05:48:26 2023 No.19066218 >>19065566 pickled eggs bby, or you can store them long term like this guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pE-ZGAG4ZXo

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 08:55:13 2023 No.19066539 >>19065566 >Pickled eggs >Egg whites into angel food >Salt cure the yolks >Dehydrated them and save the powder >Egg drop soup >Feed them to your dog >Eat them >Sell them >Throw them at your enemies

Anonymous Sun Mar 19 09:05:54 2023 No.19066555

>>19065566
2 eggs for breakfast every day will make a start, just cook them a different way when you get bored
boil a half dozen at a time to keep in the fridge as snacks
pickle the remainder for longer shelf life snacks

I'd avoid baking though, that's just gonna make you fat fast

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 13:15:02 2023 No.19066915 >>19066209 Neat, never heard of that before. How do they turn out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 13:26:43 2023 No.19066943 >>19065772 E

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 13:45:09 2023 No.19066981 >>19066943 A

Anonymous Sun Mar 19 14:52:16 2023 No.19067116

>>19065566

you can make mayonaise, and then a bunch of different flavored mayonaeses, then you can hardboil the rest, and split those into seperate meals.

hardboiled egg as is, hardboiled egg on a salad, hard boiled egg on a sandwhich, devil'd eggs, ect. and as other anons said, use them in baked goods. cakes, cookies, pancakes, breads, ect.

and obviously you can just do regular breakfast eggs: scrambled, fried, sunny side up/down, ect. I think people also make tarts and various kinds of puddings with eggs but i have no experience with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 15:03:03 2023 No.19067136 >>19065566 Build an egg fort to trap a sad looking Asian man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 15:10:50 2023 No.19067160 >>19065566 Loads and loads of custard!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 17:13:55 2023 No.19067516 find a prostitute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 17:15:41 2023 No.19067524 File: 65 KB, 684x460, 1646832306572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19067516 Uuuu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 19:17:23 2023 No.19067910 File: 54 KB, 600x450, tortilla-de-atun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566 Make tortillas

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 20:03:39 2023 No.19068072 for me it's lemon curd and meringue chef john's blueberry lemon pavlova was good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 20:21:22 2023 No.19068133 >>19065566 2 months of breakfast burrito that are frozen with bacon n cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 21:31:27 2023 No.19068360 >>19065566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K_D7kmiiog

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 21:37:42 2023 No.19068389 >>19065566 korean marinated eggs (mayak gyeran) is pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 21:41:16 2023 No.19068397 >>19067910 post tortilla recipe that includes eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 21:41:51 2023 No.19068400 >>19065566 Why not fry up some egg burgers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 01:59:55 2023 No.19069503 >>19065569 Hehheheheh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 02:03:32 2023 No.19069521 that’s like a weeks worth lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 02:05:26 2023 No.19069530 >>19068397 They meant frittata judging from pic theyre right just fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 06:20:40 2023 No.19070445 >>19068397 >>19069530 it's a spanish omelette

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 07:16:41 2023 No.19070585 Historically you made pasta with it and store it that way over winter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:38:57 2023 No.19072624 File: 1.14 MB, 762x1070, Screenshot 2023-03-20 at 5.38.34 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566 toomanyeggs dot com Free PDF cookbook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:44:03 2023 No.19072646 File: 102 KB, 500x669, Too many eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566 Here's a free recipe book to help ya out https://www.toomanyeggs.com/product-page/too-many-eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:19:33 2023 No.19073951 >>19065566 Is that poopy on the eggy in the purple basky? kinda yucky ngl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:24:05 2023 No.19073962 >>19065566 cramming can cause bleeding, unless you hardboil them and peel them first

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:29:52 2023 No.19073971 >>19065566 Hardboil and dye them for Easter and hide them in places you’ll forget about until you’re hit with the smell of them rotting

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 05:30:49 2023 No.19073975 3 eggs for breakfast each day, shakshouka or egg curry for lunch and dinner.

Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:40:01 2023 No.19074162

I once saw a webm here of a man surrounded by eggs, like he was in an egg fort. He was frying the eggs and then making a sandwich. His expression was surly, but he made the sandwiches with masterful skill. You should make sandwiches and sell them to people like him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 06:43:55 2023 No.19074172 >>19074162 that sounds made up if he was surrounded by an egg fort there would be no way for him to get out of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:09:23 2023 No.19074229 >>19066041 Literally?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 07:41:42 2023 No.19074281 >>19074172 It's been so long my mind might be playing tricks, but I could swear he was surrounded by eggs. To be honest I don't think he wanted to get out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 08:34:01 2023 No.19074369 File: 73 KB, 420x420, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566

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Anonymous Tue Mar 21 09:28:27 2023 No.19074435
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>>19065566
Egg noodles.
Eggs
Salt
As much flower it takes to make a dry shaggy dough.
(about 4 cups of flower to 1 dozen eggs)
Role out and cut.
Let set for a few hours to dry
freeze or boil(~25 minutes if thick) and enjoy the best noodles you may ever taste.

Pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:10:19 2023 No.19074601 File: 159 KB, 800x530, suffragette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065569 Eggs go in the funnel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:11:00 2023 No.19074603 >>19065566 invite a woman into your eggfort

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:48:04 2023 No.19074672 >>19074601 That poor wo.. >suffragette.jpg carry on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 11:53:14 2023 No.19074675 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:37:13 2023 No.19074895 File: 76 KB, 600x884, homemade-brioche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566 You could make loaves of brioche and use them instead of bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:47:00 2023 No.19074919 >>19074895 Fuck that looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 13:48:00 2023 No.19074923 >>19065569 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:03:05 2023 No.19075154 >>19065586 How would he get out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:24:08 2023 No.19075200 >>19074435 >boiling egg noodles for 25 minutes u wot they take like 2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:29:22 2023 No.19075214 >>19065566 Slonk them all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:44:57 2023 No.19075254 >>19074919 It's incredibly tasty and not difficult to make. The limiting factor for most people is that you need a lot of eggs, but that isn't a problem of OP so I'd say make as many loaves as you can eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:57:39 2023 No.19075276 >>19065566 Send them to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:58:52 2023 No.19075278 >>19065595 This, if you have an abundance of chickens producing eggs for you and you're NOT sharing with your neighbors as payment for putting up with the rooster, you're probably an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 16:59:16 2023 No.19075279 >>19065586 And trap himself inside?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 19:47:07 2023 No.19075669 >>19065566 Quiche. Also deviled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 00:06:17 2023 No.19076427 >>19065566 tortilla espanola and flan for desert

Anonymous Wed Mar 22 04:37:45 2023 No.19077144

>>19075200
Trust me bro it wont hurt them, these aren't noodles for the faint of heart. i've gone as thick as 1/4th an inch and as long as 45 minutes and they hold up just fine. Family always ask me to make them for thanksgiving because they are 10x better than anything you'll find in the store.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 04:41:12 2023 No.19077152 I dumped my egg whites in my ramen and it smelled really good bros unlike raw egg whites

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 04:45:14 2023 No.19077163 >>19065566 mayo, you can store it for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 04:48:13 2023 No.19077168 File: 426 KB, 3000x1688, 1_wyBlVnrEORmNIDxUR-Hs5g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065566 Frittata.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 05:22:13 2023 No.19077256 >>19065569 ALL THE EGGS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 07:40:24 2023 No.19077508 Attempt the tamagoyaki from Jiro Dreams of Sushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:11:00 2023 No.19078399 >>19074369 That doesn't work with raw eggs unfortunately, we tried that as kids. The shell collapses from the sudden movement forward. Meatballs on the other hand work great and make a very satisfying splat when they hit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 16:29:31 2023 No.19078452 >>19078399 >The shell collapses from the sudden movement forward. Weak, thin shells from calcium-deprived chickens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 17:20:06 2023 No.19078614 >>19065566 Camel's drool

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 18:53:38 2023 No.19078944 >>19065566 sell them

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 18:56:59 2023 No.19078954 Feed them back to the chickens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:03:55 2023 No.19078982 Raw egg yolk and heavy cream is a great way to consume eggs. Otherwise I'll add raw egg yolks to fried rice and veg mix for some extra flavor. Use the raw egg whites for fertilizer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:18:46 2023 No.19079027 >>19078954 Feeding something back to it's own species is just asking for diseases to spread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:26:41 2023 No.19079057 >>19079027 I think it's fine to feed them eggs, but you shouldn't feed them meat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:27:19 2023 No.19079059 File: 1.08 MB, 2592x1944, IMG_20220429_103144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19079027 There are no known diseases from feeding chicken eggs.

Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:28:20 2023 No.19079063

>>19077144
Damn those must have been some chunky noodles. With a rolling pin it's hard to get them thin enough that they become mushy when cooked, but if you have a pasta roller on the lowest setting anything beyond 45 seconds in the water is too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:30:46 2023 No.19079067 >>19079059 prion disease

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:34:21 2023 No.19079083 If you feed eggs to chickens, scramble them first so they don't get a taste for pecking into their own raw eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:39:29 2023 No.19079104 >>19065566 Get some pee(preferably from young boys) and pickle them. The chinese were on to something

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 22 19:42:35 2023 No.19079115 >>19079067 Prions are a mammal only protein

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 00:07:24 2023 No.19080032 >>19065566 I could eat a dozen deviled egegs every day with ease

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 00:24:52 2023 No.19080096 >>19078399 Hard boil them first. EZPZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 03:39:30 2023 No.19080770 I had a similar predicament, I made all mine into hard boiled eggs and made a giant batch of egg salad and brought it into work for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 03:42:53 2023 No.19080780 File: 34 KB, 317x265, DGLLFCQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19065569

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 05:56:33 2023 No.19081120 >>19065569 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 23 06:02:28 2023 No.19081134 >>19080032 imagine the farts

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