/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19064492]

Who the fuck asked for this? Why is it so common in some developed countries?

[Anonymous No.19064500]

>>19064492
I buy 'em sometimes. First worlder here. I am lazy

[Anonymous No.19064507]

>>19064492
the heat from the sodium citrate melts the cheese

[Anonymous No.19064513]

>>19064492
You don't know why cheese is common?

[Anonymous No.19064515]

>>19064492
Get a sheet of parchment paper (not wax paper). Slice of cheese on top. Stick in the microwave for 60 seconds. Allow it to cool and eat.

[Anonymous No.19064523]

>>19064515
To cool and eat what?

[Anonymous No.19064525]

>>19064492
The people who want the best cheese to go on a burger.

[Anonymous No.19064530]

>>19064525
that would be smoked gouda.


>*shits self but maintains dignity*

[Anonymous No.19064535]

>>19064523
your delicious cheese snack

[Anonymous No.19064663]

>>19064500
If you're lazy why would you want to manually unwrapp every slice?

[Anonymous No.19064670]

>>19064663
it feels nice

[Anonymous No.19064672]

>>19064492
What is it?

[Anonymous No.19064676]

>>19064672
bananas

[Anonymous No.19064683]

It tastes good on certain comfort foods and snacks. What’s the big deal?

[Anonymous No.19064687]

>>19064676
Eh?

[Anonymous No.19064692]

>>19064492
it goes on burgers and grilled cheese. the end.

[Anonymous No.19064715]

>>19064492
you need to understand a very simple fact: sliced cheese and other assorted goyslop foods created in the 50s and 60s was considered to be the same kind of advanced techology as we consider Ai s that generate anime waifus. Before the goyslop era, food had to be made by hand, it was time consuming and tedious, and even if it was made out of the freshest organic materials it was usually terrible by the time it got to a random consumer. Hyper processed foods was cutting edge technology and boomers fell in love with it.

[Anonymous No.19064720]

>>19064715
>goyslop
stop it

[Anonymous No.19064731]

Grilled cheese sandwiches
On a burger
Grab a slice out of the fridge and just eat it

[Anonymous No.19064734]

>>19064492
they melt better on toast

[Anonymous No.19064739]

>>19064720
I'm literally an antisemite and I can't stand the term "goyslop". So fucking cringe. These fucking ketofags and their "sneed oil" rants have ruined the website. Some of these retard's tried to call bread goyslop. Like how fucking mentally gone do you have to be to think a staple food that people lived on for centuries upon centuries is a jewish corporate scheme to kill you. lmfao

[Anonymous No.19064752]

>>19064739
Stay mad

[Anonymous No.19064755]

>>19064507
lol

[Anonymous No.19064763]

>>19064492
It's the only cheese that works well in instant ramens. Every other kind that would taste good doesn't melt properly into the broth.

[Anonymous No.19064771]

>>19064739
Ignore them they are too retarded to engage and will not budge anyway, retards are retarded and do not know any different way but to be retarded

[Anonymous No.19064800]

>>19064492
it is the best cheese for burgers because it melts evenly without cracking.

[Anonymous No.19064810]

If bread isn't goyslop, then what do you call matzo balls?

[Anonymous No.19064830]

Matzo ball soup

[Anonymous No.19064923]

>>19064492
I dislike American cheese but I fucking hate these abominations. Disgusting and slimy individually wrapped abortions.
>t. american

[Anonymous No.19064932]

>>19064739
based

[Anonymous No.19065012]

>>19064492
This frightens and confuses the Third-worlder

[Anonymous No.19065027]

>>19065012

[Anonymous No.19065193]

>>19064739
Holy shit, an actual goy-il shill!

[Anonymous No.19065237]

>>19065193
What's even stranger to me is the bizarre combination of compare and contrast to many of my posts-- that post combines the AI artwork of the Ai pic spammer, with a weird same/different to many of my posts which include this vid:
https://youtu.be/7kGnfXXIKZM
and the sugar one--I'm not a keto or paleo promoter, but I've also promoted anons making their own bread since much of the crap in stores is now riddled with fillers, seed oils and soy flour.
If I had to guess this is a next gen GPTFlameb0t, since it's using my exact wording in part, and completely contradictory stances in the rest.
I'm not saying I'm the only tard here who posts this stuff, but it stinks to e-hell to me.
>seed oils are bad
YES
>CICO is BULLSHIT
YES
>The food supply is poisoned either by negligence or design
YES
>These fucking ketofags and their "sneed oil" rants have ruined the website.
stinks of newfag--cu/ck/ was ALWAYS RUINED--It's BAKED IN.
I'd just ignore it--looks like bait.

[Anonymous No.19065284]

>>19065237
do you need a lot of countertop space to make bread? like rolling the dough or something? i wanna make bread but i have no counter space to speak of. is it cheaper than buying bread?

[Anonymous No.19065315]

>>19065012
full vid? what are these melonated gentlemen making?

[Anonymous No.19065354]

>>19065284
>do you need a lot of countertop space to make bread?
not really--I've made it, kneading it in a large bowl on a few occasions-- truly though--a 2 foot by 2 foot area is all you really need to knead.
> is it cheaper than buying bread?
Depends--you can buy 12 ibs. of King Arthur AP flour at Costco for around $10--I've made 16 loaves out of that, a few batches of pizza/calzone dough, and still have roughly 2/5ths of a bag left. I use a whole stick of butter per batch,(usually 2 regular loaves,) and Half and half as the milk.
you could use a higher gluten bread flour, and just olive oil to make long italian loaves, or there are even some good no-knead recipes as well.
the key is really making sure you are using flour that hasn't been drenched in glyphosate, and ingredients that aren't seed oils and corn syrup.
I used to love buying my breads at Aldis, but they seem to have fallen off the non-GMO wagon since the supply lines went to shit during the lockdowns.
It's a trade-off really.
You can buy a quality organic loaf for around $5-$6 each--But I've been getting ~ at least 4X plus that--but I do spend time and energy,(gas stove, but electric is actually better.)
give it a shot, anon. lots of great bread for beginners YT vids out there.
*(last trade off for NOT eating clean bread--The Doctor's bills and prescription costs later)

[Anonymous No.19065376]

>>19065315
IDK, but it seems to be some kind of retarded promotion video for "Creating Start-ups" in African nations.
I'm going to guess, what you see is what you get--The "Village Food Factory" is making shitty tomato cheese sandwiches...
I'll take a quick dig-look

[Anonymous No.19065378]

>>19065354
thanks king, one last question: do you have an opinion on countertop breadmakers?

[Anonymous No.19065404]

>>19065378
I've never used one, but I've know real cooks who love them--If you go that route, they tell me it's best to find a good recipe and not keep buying the premade mixes.
You can apparently make your own pizza dough super easy as well-- but it takes me less than 15 minutes total time to whip up a batch for either 2 large pies or 1 lg pie and 8-10 breadsticks--(or 3-6 calzones, depending on how big you make them,) so it's never been a big selling point for me.

[Anonymous No.19065436]

>>19065012
People (rightfully) laugh at this but I guarantee they have sharper knives than 90% of the supposed cooking board.

[Anonymous No.19065438]

>>19064492
>Who the fuck asked for this? Why is it so common in some developed countries?
OH FUCK OFF!

[Anonymous No.19065451]

>>19064739
they call everything "goyslop" no matter what it is.

[Anonymous No.19065528]

>>19065436
kek! that may well be--At the time of filming.
Doubt they stay that way for very long.
BTW, these are Indians(Dots)...
there's a whole YT channel since 2015--but I couldn't find the original video--
It's bound to be FULL of excellent new OC
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.19065537]

>>19065451
Not if it's KOSHER

[Anonymous No.19065726]

>>19064525
WRONG.
Pepper jack is easily the best.

[Anonymous No.19065735]

>>19065726
ew

[Anonymous No.19065742]

>>19064492
Good with eggs

[Anonymous No.19065752]

>>19064492
>extremely cheap
>not even really cheese, just oil, fillers, and cheese left overs from a varieties.
>disgusting on anything that isn't a grilled cheese or baglona sandwich, which also adds to its low price.

[Anonymous No.19065814]

>>19064720
no

[Anonymous No.19066189]

>>19064739
I have yet to see bread called goyslop, but I wouldn't put it beyond cooklets here. Common usage is generally restricted to fast food and frozen meals, which are literal slop. The goy part is certainly debatable, but given how the 1% and jews are interconnected and the same, adding it doesn't hurt, especially if it triggers people.

The sneed oil shit is stupid though.

[Anonymous No.19066192]

>>19064810
That is food FOR Jews. Not the goys. So by definition is not goyslop.

Goyslop must meet two requirements:
1. Be slop
2. Be for goys

So if jews eat it or it is not slop, it is not goyslop. Simple af.

[Anonymous No.19066195]

>>19064739
Fuck off fag,i don't want your sneed oil free radicals,lard is better and cheaper anyway

[Anonymous No.19066198]

>>19064739
Cry more. The term goyslop made more for the radicalization of the youth than anything else in the last 10 years. It is extremely eye-opening and absurdly effective, especially with the average anon.
Stay mad or embrace the goysloppism

[Anonymous No.19066203]

>>19064492
List of redditor food things
>american cheese isn't cheese did u kno that?
>chicken nuggets are fake meat! pink slime!
>meatloaf is disgusting and for old people!
>ramen noodles are the best food ever hehe
>pineapple pizza is an abomination to mankind!
>cows milk? WHO drinks that?

[Anonymous No.19066207]

My dog likes them
They are good for grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup at 2am. I also will melt a slice in pea soup

[Anonymous No.19066383]

Its convenient. Slicing cheese nicely is a messy work.

[Anonymous No.19066433]

>>19064739
Bread is literally the original goyslop. Farmcuck grain slaves had no options but a grain heavy diet and died young from consequent diseases like diabetes, meanwhile hunter gatherers were much healthier with a diet of game meats, nuts, and seafood. The neolithic revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.19067246]

>>19066203
You forgot about lobsters used to be poor people food served in prisons.

[Anonymous No.19067264]

I always wanted to try witches milk and I got the chance over the pandemic right from her chest, but I wasn't impressed.

[Anonymous No.19067300]

>>19066433
>proof: my arse

[Anonymous No.19067317]

>>19067300
No him but kill yourself. Meat and dairy 85+% diet.

[Anonymous No.19067341]

>>19066203
pineapples on pizza are only bad because no pizza place I've ever been to has done it right. they always put the fruit on before it goes through the oven.
>mmm, plastic citrus!
said no one ever.

[Anonymous No.19067352]

>>19067341
>plastic

There is your problem newbie. Put it in the oven beforehand so it leaks and flavors the pizza while also drying it out some.

[Anonymous No.19067357]

>>19067352
>the problem is that the pineapple isn't plastic enough

get thee behind me, satan

[Anonymous No.19067367]

>>19067357
>plastic

There is your problem newbie. Put it in the oven beforehand so it leaks and flavors the pizza while also drying it out some.

[Anonymous No.19067389]

>>19067367

[Anonymous No.19067398]

>>19064739
Ywnba

[Anonymous No.19067409]

>>19067389
Riiight that's why EVERY PIZZARIA does it because it's the wrong thing to do.

Kill yourself you mental child.

Try to help... Christ.

[Anonymous No.19067412]

>>19065726
if you can try pepper jack + American cheese its delicious

[Anonymous No.19067427]

>>19064525
>WAAOOOW IT JUST MELTS SOOOOO NICELY SO GOOEY AND CREAMY
>WHADDYA MEAN IT MATTERS IF IT TASTES LIKE SHIT?
>NOTHING ELSE MELTS LIKE IT BRO
>CAN'T BEAT IT FOR MELLLLTING ON A BUUUUURGERRRR
>BRO IT MELTSS
>CREAMY GOOEY CREAMY GOOEY BRO U CAN SEE IT MELTING
>OH FUCK I THINK IM GONNA... I'M GONNNA FUCKIN MELLLLLLLTTTTT
when you disgusting morlocks finally perish the world will be all the more beautiful

[Anonymous No.19067430]

>>19067409
>appeal to popularity
I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.19067434]

>>19064492
cheese is cringe

[Anonymous No.19067435]

>>19064739
>im literally a liar but...
lmao save ur pilpul faggot

[Anonymous No.19067439]

>>19067367
>drying it out will make the fruit less plasticy

were you dropped on your head as a child? if you want the flavor of pineapple on your pizza, put that shit on after it comes out so there's actually some goddamn juice left in it. Jesus Christ you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.19067442]

>>19064763
THEN MAYBE STOP PUTTING FUCKING CHEESE IN ASIAN SOUP YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.19067446]

>>19067430
I appeal to reason. You are wrong. We know what we are doing. You on the other hand are contrarian. Captcha: Goyp1n

[Anonymous No.19067447]

>>19064763
cheese faggot

[Anonymous No.19067452]

>>19067446
>appeal to reason
yeah, how dare I think about the things I'm talking about
You keep enjoying your fruit jerky pizza.

[Anonymous No.19067456]

>>19067452
you wouldn't say that if I came inside you.

[Anonymous No.19067458]

>>19067456
>homosexual defends dried fruit
pottery

[Anonymous No.19067467]

>>19067458
only the one with the penis inside them is gay. nice try tho.

[Anonymous No.19067470]

>>19067439
>plastic

There is your problem newbie. Put it in the oven beforehand so it leaks and flavors the pizza while also drying it out some.

[Anonymous No.19067474]

>>19067470
I feel bad picking on the mentally handicapped.

[Anonymous No.19067479]

>>19067467
I have never had a penis inside me
you spend your days fantasizing about having sex with men

[Anonymous No.19067495]

>>19067479
>already sodomized
no fantasy required. walk it off champ.

[Anonymous No.19067533]

>>19067495
but I'm not gay (unlike yourself) so how could I have been penetrated?

[Anonymous No.19067730]

It's a handicap for people who don't know how to melt real cheeses for their grilled cheese or burger.

[Anonymous No.19069134]

>>19067427
seethe harder, euronigger

[Anonymous No.19069164]

>>19065752
>just oil, fillers, and cheese left overs from a varieties.

Point out for me all of the 'oil and fillers' in this ingredient list.

Oh right, you can't. Because American cheese is just cheddar/colby cheese that has been melted down with an emulsifier (sodium citrate), resolidified and sliced and individually packaged. You, like many other retards across the world, have bought into the meme hysteria of 'plastic cheese' that the cheese industry has dumped billions of dollars into spreading over the last century. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.19069303]

>>19064739
I use it and I'm not even a jewish conspiracy guy, I just like how the word sounds

[Anonymous No.19069666]

Kill yourselves faggots

[Anonymous No.19069738]

>>19064523
To parchment paper. The heat of the cheese cooks it.

[Anonymous No.19069902]

>>19064492
It's a condiment. It's not a cheese in its own right. You don't eat it on its own, same way you don't eat mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. Also, actual american cheese you get sliced at the deli is not the same as kraft singles. You get what you pay for in this country.

[Anonymous No.19070571]

>>19064739
>bread is somehow good for you just because people have been eating it for centuries
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.19070573]

>>19065012
>cutting the cheese with the wrapper still on
>not simply unwrapping the cheese
and I was almost going to call them based

[Anonymous No.19070582]

>>19066433
Damn, that's crazy. I will now only consume meat, milk, yogurt, and cheese.

Are fruits and vegetables ok?

[Anonymous No.19070586]

>>19069902
>You don't eat it on its own, same way you don't eat mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon.
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.19070604]

>>19069164
Anon they don't care, this is entirely about trying to feel above something, if you haven't noticed this whole board is filled with that need.

[Anonymous No.19070612]

>>19064739
Ketards are a scourge on any kind of food or nutrition topic. I also agree on the term goyslop being stupid. It's used for literally anything. Mcdonalds, goyslop. Cereal, goyslop. Bread, goyslop. Omelettes, goyslop. What ISN'T considered goyslop? Plain raw beef?

[Anonymous No.19070620]

>>19069902
>You get what you pay for
actually you get ripped off all the time. Occasionally something is worth more than what you pay for it. You are rarely getting exactly your money's worth and this isnt even counting inflation of crappy products, shrinkflation and the subjectivity of value

yes i will get autistic over this retarded phrase

[Anonymous No.19070640]

>>19064739
>>literally an antisemite
show us your card

[Anonymous No.19070652]

>>19064492
Whats the hate? It's just individually sliced cheese? Euros do it too but just in wedges

[Anonymous No.19070739]

>>19064739
>I'm literally an antisemite

sure you are rabbi

[Anonymous No.19070757]

>>19064683
So does normal cheese.

[Anonymous No.19070766]

>>19064739
>Like how fucking mentally gone do you have to be to think a staple food that the oppressed working masses were forced to live on for centuries upon centuries is a jewish corporate scheme

[Anonymous No.19070975]

>>19070757
>normal cheese
There really isn't that much of a difference. It's all processed more or less the same -- it just comes from the government's massive cheese reserves.

[Anonymous No.19070992]

>>19064692
Don't use this garbage on grilled cheese. Use the good shit.
You don't need extra melty cheese if you cook it correctly.
It's fine on burgers though since the cheese isn't the focus.

[Anonymous No.19071025]

>>19064663
it is still infinitely easier than using a cheese slicer on a block of real cheese.
>take out american "cheese"
>take off plastic
>slap on the sandwich
>eat

mind you, if you eat this crap you should be forced to have the title of "RETARD" printed next to your name on any kind of official id or documents.
you should be forced to be a registered retard from here on out.

[Anonymous No.19071029]

>>19064739
>antisemite
no you are a jew hater.
there is no way you actually hate the other semites just as much as you hate jews.

[Anonymous No.19071044]

>>19070766
>The jewish corporate scheme of agriculture
I refuse to believe you are real

[Anonymous No.19071046]

>>19065537
kosher slop

[Anonymous No.19071048]

>>19070992
>You don't need extra melty cheese if you cook it correctly.

You might as well be eating a block of brick cheese, mmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.19071051]

>>19070582
>Are fruits and vegetables ok?
yes but only if you bake them whole for 3-5 hours in the still smoldering embers of a fire.

[Anonymous No.19071062]

>>19070571
also its not even fucking true
the "bread" that people have been eating for thousands of years is not even close to even the most basic poverty shit we eat today.
also any bread you buy from a grocery store is literally goy slop especially if you are in america(the americas)

[Anonymous No.19071063]

>>19064810
thats a jew psyop
they dont actually eat that stuff anon.
its just to trick goys into eating more slop.

[Anonymous No.19071067]

>>19065404
>foil on the tray to cook frozen chips
retard
>undercooked pizza
double retard.

[Anonymous No.19071068]

>>19064739
Bread is good.
The "bread" you can buy in stores not so much.

[Anonymous No.19071069]

>>19064739
>retard's

you're a stinky deteriorating vegan, i can smell your rotting flesh from here

[Anonymous No.19071070]

>>19064492
>poverty """cheese"""
only poorfags consume shit like this

[Anonymous No.19071141]

>>19071048
Found the guy who doesn't know how to cook it correctly.
If you go low and slow then your cheese will melt fine.

[Anonymous No.19071390]

>>19071070
This shit costs more than regular cheese

[Anonymous No.19071934]

>>19064525
That's not how you write Bleu d'Auvergne

[Anonymous No.19072998]

>>19071390
makes sense - poorfags are known to be terrible with their financial decisions

[Anonymous No.19073012]

>>19064492
that reminds me, i'm down to my last one

[Anonymous No.19073108]

>>19069164
what it should be
>cheese
what you get instead
>a bunch of preservatives and soy (whey)

[Anonymous No.19073147]

anyone else buy citrate and hexametaphospate to make their own kraft singles from good cheese?
i did and its awesome/flourless rouxs is based

[Anonymous No.19073325]

>>19073108
Can you not read?

[Anonymous No.19073342]

people don't "ask for" goyslop
it gets invented and marketed as a scheme to make money
they even get brainwashed into thinking it's normal

[Anonymous No.19073347]

>>19064810
a jewish family friend of ours made bomb ass matzo ball soup
sometimes i wonder if they know i grew up to be extremely antisemetic

[Anonymous No.19073352]

>>19070757
Kraft singles are cheddar cheese with extra milk and an emulsifier to keep it all mixed together. Literally just cheese with more milk to make it melt better, it's that fucking simple. I'll never understand why this frightens europoors so profoundly. You can make this shit at home with 3 ingredients.

[Anonymous No.19073409]

>>19073147
Yes, just sodium citrate by itself
Worked well, but it was a lot of work
I've gone back to singles and Velveeta blended with good real cheese, much easier

[Anonymous No.19073441]

>>19073342
this is correct, apply this to nearly every aspect of our lives, not just the food. Nobody asks for mass immigration, food additives, being single until 40, women in the workplace, fluoride in water, or oil based cheese substitute instead of actual cheese.

[Anonymous No.19073454]

>>19073352
The average Euro is the textbook definition of a midwit, so combine that with their natural sissiness and you get this.

[Anonymous No.19073543]

>>19064739
wonderbread with a shitload of sugar is goyslop