/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19051774]

>"can I pay please"
>brings bill and wanders off
Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.19051783]

Because you leave the money with the bill and leave.

[Anonymous No.19051787]

at least you can pay cash and leave if you want
euro wagies are ridiculous and I have had to walk up and ask them if I can pay and it's super awkward. they will let you sit there forever if you don't do something. once the wagie left the workplace entirely without bringing my bill

[Anonymous No.19051795]

>>19051774
Because you've been evaluated as someone likely to leave a poor tip so there's no point in spending any more time on you, just pay your bill and the measly 15% and GTFO. It's better to go talk to the older couple next to you about the weather as they always leave 25%.

[Anonymous No.19051796]

>>19051783
It's 2023.

[Anonymous No.19051798]

I fucking hate to pay after I eat
It's so much better finsh eating and just leave

[Anonymous No.19051802]

>>19051795
>tipping even 10%
I will never go over 10%

[Anonymous No.19051807]

>>19051802
why not?

[Anonymous No.19051809]

>"can i pay please"
>doesn't have his card out and ready to go

[Anonymous No.19051811]

>>19051774
Once you pay you're supposed to leave. It's bad form for a host to suggest you should leave.

Once the bill is presented you're supposed to pay. It's bad form for a host to look at the contents of your wallet. Poor people are just as welcome and as equal as regular customers or rich people.

Etiquette much?

[Anonymous No.19051814]

has anyone here gone full no-tipping? have you gotten any pushback?

[Anonymous No.19051826]

>>19051783
I pay contactless 99% of the time
If I wanted to look at the bill I'd ask for the bill, but I don't I ask to pay, IE bring me the fucking card reader

[Anonymous No.19051831]

>>19051811
How can I pay if they don't bring over the card reader?
The civilised world is now cashless you obese American loser

[Anonymous No.19051832]

>eat
>THEN pay
?

[Anonymous No.19051834]

This is a real story.

Yesterday I went to Cheesecake Factory with my wife.
We used $50 of gift cards on a $48 order.

Obviously this does not leave enough money for an $8.88 tip.

So I put my debit card in with the gift cards so they could use that for the eventual tip.

She comes back and drops off the receipt. So I write the $8.88 tip on there but how is that even going to get charged?

I have to ask for the manager to charge me $0.01 so I can leave a tip. The waitress was pissed off the ENTIRE time. The entire "check" system at restaurants is broken as fuck. It needs a TOTAL refurbishment. Fuck the payment system at restaurants. It's outdated to hell.

[Anonymous No.19051841]

>>19051834

>i suffer with a wife and free sex on demand
fuck you

[Anonymous No.19051843]

>>19051802
Then I will not say "have a good day" to you and will secretly hope you or a loved one of yours dies painfully.

[Anonymous No.19051855]

Imagine getting angry because you arent given free money

[Anonymous No.19051858]

>>19051841
>wife
>free sex on demand

[Anonymous No.19051859]

>>19051841
I understand the situation, especially with the declining birth rates and I am sorry that society failed you.

However, having a wife does not mean "free sex on demand". To maintain this relationship I have to pay for our house and various household "necessities" that she desires. If it were just me I would be a millionaire by now. But women make you conform to societal standards.

I feel for you. Men should have access to sex if they are even moderately sociable. And that has disappeared in the last 20 years. Relationships are fucked.

The only advice i can give, I met my wife at McDonalds (where we both worked). I also got a bachelor's degree eventually and I work hard to keep up with her lifestyle. We had a child which is a huge commitment, though I recommend everyone jump into feet first.

Sex is important and I understand your pain. But it is not the end-all-be-all of existence. Women need to change to fix this, but men also need to be stronger.

Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.19051860]

>>19051774
i think it is meant to be polite
so i can argue with my cheapass friends who ordered how many of the beers and who has to pay what, without the service lady standing next to us making the discussion awkward

[Anonymous No.19051869]

>>19051859
This sounds like a fake Chat-GPT response

[Anonymous No.19051889]

>>19051869
I'm a real boy i swear.

[Anonymous No.19051888]

>>19051802
Kys.

[Anonymous No.19051890]

>>19051841
You know the crazy thing about tipping is like it isn’t even how they get their full wage, it isn’t legal to pay them less than minimum and if they don’t make at least minimum in tips it is illegal not to make up the difference and thus paying waitstaff below minimum barely happens anymore. There is no reason why they cannot just work their shit job which is actually loads easier than most shit jobs. What you are tipping for has gone from getting better service to being coerced into buying passable service and it is toxic as fuck. Fuck waitstaff and anyone who expects tips.

[Anonymous No.19051895]

>>19051855
>"free money"
>If I took your order and then brought you exactly what you wanted you owe me money
>If everything you asked for was brought in a reasonable time you owe me money
>If I made a lame joke and you laughed you owe me money
>If I pretended to give a shit about your kids you owe me money
>If I had any concern at all about your diet, religious beliefs, or allergies you owe me money
>If I solved any miniscule problem you brought up (wah wah hair) you owe me money

[Anonymous No.19051909]

>the black family didn't even pay let alone leave a tip
>4th time this month

[Anonymous No.19051910]

>>19051890
im putting sarin gas in your food

[Anonymous No.19051915]

>>19051834
Shoulda left a 100 dollar tip on the gift card so they would be extremely excited just to realize the card only had $2 left on it.

[Anonymous No.19051917]

>>19051843
You should try working a real job.

[Anonymous No.19051918]

>>19051890
>What you are tipping for has gone from getting better service to being coerced into buying passable service and it is toxic as fuck. Fuck waitstaff and anyone who expects tips.
I still find it depends. Delivery drivers? (No, not doordash and uber-eats) They almost always are quicker when they get a good tip, their incentive to be hasty is that tip. The retards who have their food taken leisurely or get taken on some multi-order as the last delivery are almost always shit tippers, and then they use that bad service as justification for not tipping anyways. You get what you pay for, depending on the sector.

[Anonymous No.19051919]

i think tipping haters are just brainlets who don't want to do math homework after a nice meal

[Anonymous No.19051920]

>>19051774
Because they don't want to listen to cheapos complaining the bill is to high despite them getting exactly what they asked for.

[Anonymous No.19051921]

>>19051795
I mean, this is the real answer. If the server thinks you're going to leave a good tip, they're going to spend the time schmoozing you and thanking you for your visit and inquiring about your plans for the rest of the night.

If they know you're an autistic megaretard (which you are, OP) who is going to leave some gay, autistic tip like $5.87 (so it's an even amount! YAY!), then it's not worth doing more than the minimum, because are you ever, ever going to leave more than exactly 20%?

[Anonymous No.19051931]

>holding a five dollar bill over a wagie's head so that they spend an entire hour sucking up to you and being fake nice atrocity vibes and trying so extra hard just so their finances won't look like a 16 year old's instead of just having them get paid a real wage and act normal to customers
Tipping is a nightmare scenario

[Anonymous No.19051934]

>>19051834
Did you at least fuck your wife after that dinner?

[Anonymous No.19051948]

>>19051843
>>19051888
With this kind of an attitude, it's a wonder why I hate servers and won't tip your beloved 20%+

[Anonymous No.19051953]

>>19051934
No.
And that's a GOOD thing!

[Anonymous No.19051956]

>>19051948
With this kind of attitude, be careful not to go to the same restaurant too often.

[Anonymous No.19051957]

>>19051931
It's a nightmare scenario for the customers. Waiters and waitresses are the only wagies who make as much as someone with a degree because of stupid tipping culture.

[Anonymous No.19051962]

>>19051802
%? I don’t go over 5 dollars. Wife and I ate at a nice restaurant and the bill was like 260 bucks. I tipped 5 bucks and the waitress said Wowwww and then sighed. Suck my dick if you want a 20.
Why the fuck would I give 26+ bucks when she’s gonna do the same amount of work if we ordered cheaper food? Get a better job like I did if you want more money.

[Anonymous No.19051966]

>>19051787
i had a waiter quit on the spot while i was eating

[Anonymous No.19051969]

>>19051956
Or what? You are going to spit in my food? Poison my drink? Waste your time and mine by not bringing the orders in a timely manner? Have fun being unemployed when your ass gets reported.

[Anonymous No.19051978]

>>19051920
But I just want to pay

[Anonymous No.19051979]

>>19051918
So you tell ‘em on the phone you’re tipping more so they deliver faster? If you tip beforehand, what’s the motivation to deliver fast?

[Anonymous No.19051983]

>waiter is attentive and comes by often enough I don't need to wait
>bill comes
>disappear for 20-30 minutes
Fucking why, everytime. I'm trying to get the fuck out, why is it when it's the very end they do this shit.

[Anonymous No.19052002]

>>19051983
This fuck wait staff. They are incompetent losers.

[Anonymous No.19052007]

>>19051918
hey there! i'm a delivery driver for uber eats and i only do single pickup deliveries and will decline second and third delivery requests because i know that nobody (myself included) likes seeing their hot food taking detours. i want my hot food delivered from kitchen to door so that's what i do for my customers and that's why i get more tips on average and have maintained a 100% rating for about two years now.

i don't expect tips. but when i break every speed limit to get someone's hot food to them while it's still hot then i'm disappointed when i'm not tipped. but most people do tip and australia doesn't have a tipping culture like america has. it's extremely optional here so every tip is extremely welcome because it feels more like a pat on the back for a job well done. it's recognition and reward for effort put in and that's why tips are important.

[Anonymous No.19052015]

>>19052002
But they have to pretend to be nice to you. Do you have any idea how hard it is to work the service industry and have to be polite to total strangers? The emotional labour itself is unbearable.

[Anonymous No.19052016]

>>19051983
This is why I fill out everything except the tip portion until they return. 10 minutes or less gets a decent tip.
Half an hour... I'll give them my two cents. Literally a $0.02 tip.

[Anonymous No.19052017]

>>19052015
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.19052020]

>>19052015
>being polite is a burdon

[Anonymous No.19052025]

It's common sense manners, retard. Would you rather the waiter stand there and watch you and your friends work out who's paying what?
If you want the card reader straight away, say "I'm ready to pay, can you bring me the bill and the card reader".
PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF AND YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET CHECKED FOR A BEHAVOURAL/ SOCIAL DISORDER.

[Anonymous No.19052027]

>>19052015
Of they replaced you with an LCD screen at my table notifying me when the food is ready I would be beyond ecstatic.

Would gladly math to the kitchen to retrieve my food from the renowned chef. I don't need a pesky "runner" to get my food.

Also, let me fill my own cup. You never come at the right time anyway. Yo u are just a 20% burden on the whole meal.

[Anonymous No.19052028]

>>19052015
>Do you have any idea how hard it is to work the service industry and have to be polite to total strangers? The emotional labour itself is unbearable.
Are you autistic?
It's not exactly hard for anyone that has a high school education to be polite. Didn't they teach you about basic and advanced social etiquette?

[Anonymous No.19052063]

>>19052025
>PRiTTY SIMPul STUFF AND u MITe WANT 2 GiT kekKED 4 uh BEHAVOURAL/ SOeshuL DISORDER.
I is smrt. The word smart doesn't have an "A" in it.

[Anonymous No.19052064]

>>19051826
>Brought le fucking card reader
Kino

[Anonymous No.19052072]

>>19052064
Wait a second. People actually expect this?
Like I could bring my own credit/debit card skimmer from home and some people won't even care?

[Anonymous No.19052073]

>takes your card and disappears into the back
What's stopping them from taking down my card info then waiting like a month and using it?

[Anonymous No.19052081]

>>19052028
People are mean to you if you let their drink go empty for more than 5 minutes or the food isn't piping hot when it comes to the table. You have no idea what it's like to have to say you're sorry and not just tell the entitled assholes to fuck off. And then they won't even give you the standard 25% tip after berating you. Many of us in the industry have to go cry in our cars during shifts.

[Anonymous No.19052089]

>>19052081
>People are mean to you if you let their drink go empty for more than 5 minutes or the food isn't piping hot when it comes to the table. You have no idea what it's like to have to say you're sorry and not just tell the entitled assholes to fuck off. And then they won't even give you the standard 25% tip after berating you. Many of us in the industry have to go cry in our cars during shifts.
So get a warehouse job or do something that literally doesn't involve dealing with humans.
If you think you are too good for that sort of thing but would prefer to be miserable all the time, the problem is you.

[Anonymous No.19052091]

>>19052081
>standard 25% tip
Lmao

[Anonymous No.19052092]

>>19052028
>It's not exactly hard for anyone that has a high school education to be polite. Didn't they teach you about basic and advanced social etiquette?
No.
Do they really teach that?

[Anonymous No.19052094]

>>19051969
>Poison my drink?
Yes, have fun paying for hospital bills

[Anonymous No.19052096]

>>19052089
>So get a warehouse job or do something that literally doesn't involve dealing with humans
Only if you stop dining in and stick to McDonalds and other fast food that doesn't involve tipping.

[Anonymous No.19052105]

>>19052089
It's not hard to be a decent human being, treat waitstaff with respect, and leave a normal fucking tip. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out. I have almost $3000 a month I pay in rent, if I don't get tips I can't afford to live.

[Anonymous No.19052109]

>>19052092
>Do they really teach that?
Well, at public schools they are typically considered elective and not mandatory courses.
Kinda like how at some public schools math, english, and grades other than F's are elective if you are a person of color.
>Only if you stop dining in and stick to McDonalds and other fast food that doesn't involve tipping.
Reading comprehension. It's something you learn in grade school.

[Anonymous No.19052122]

>>19052105
if the person didn't eat out, you would also get no tip
the seething wagies always blow my mind
it's not the customer's problem to pay your rent. you chose a bottom feeder job and get OPTIONAL tips from generous people

[Anonymous No.19052126]

>>19052105
>I have almost $3000 a month I pay in rent, if I don't get tips I can't afford to live.
Are you serious?
Why don't you move to someplace where you only have to pay $900 or less in rent a month?
If you can make $3k in tips a month, you'll be living like African kangz and qwangz.

[Anonymous No.19052129]

>>19051814
i dont pay bartenders especially when they don't buy me a drink, they expect me to be gratuitous, but i cannot expect the same?

[Anonymous No.19052130]

>>19052073
only the absolute dumbest crackhead would try that, but sure they could

[Anonymous No.19052131]

>>19052105
So thats what makes a decent human being huh

Giving free money to wagies

[Anonymous No.19052143]

>>19052131
>So thats what makes a decent human being huh
>Giving free money to wagies
Think of it like giving $100 cash to that homeless bum at the intersection so he can buy more fentanyl pills.

[Anonymous No.19052149]

>>19052126
>just lower your standard of living because entitled customers are cheap
No, if anything I'm just going to start doing 18% auto-grat on anyone who seems like one of you losers

[Anonymous No.19052155]

>>19051834
>The waitress was pissed off the ENTIRE time.
>still tipped
Cuck

[Anonymous No.19052162]

>>19052143
Bums don’t do shit to deserve donations. Service work is genuinely one of the hardest jobs and actually deserve 25% or more. The pills pop’d after work are only to cope with the exhaustion of dealing with you people.

[Anonymous No.19052163]

>>19052149
>No, if anything I'm just going to start doing 18% auto-grat on anyone who seems like one of you losers
How exactly would moving to a cheaper place to live so you have more disposable income be stupid?
Did you even graduate from high school? You are literally giving us an excuse to ridicule and mock you.

[Anonymous No.19052165]

>>19052162
>Bums don’t do shit to deserve donations. Service work is genuinely one of the hardest jobs and actually deserve 25% or more. The pills pop’d after work are only to cope with the exhaustion of dealing with you people.
Oh, so you aren't like homeless drug addicts, but you are also drug addicts.

[Anonymous No.19052178]

>>19052163
Why don't you just go rent someone's closet for $300 a month? You would have more disposable income ;)

[Anonymous No.19052188]

>>19052178
>Why don't you just go rent someone's closet for $300 a month? You would have more disposable income ;)
Go cry about not getting a 25% tip some more and cry about how you can't pay your $3,000 rent and also spend what little money you have left on drugs instead of food.

[Anonymous No.19052195]

>>19051979
people can rescind their tips. entirely up to you to take the tip back even after giving it to em.

[Anonymous No.19052200]

>>19051915
The POS tells you how much is left on the card as soon as you swipe.

>>19051834
You're a real autistic retard.

$8.88? It's fucking insulting, you stupid faggot. You always tip in whole dollar increments. Always.

$48 bill means a $10 tip.

[Anonymous No.19052204]

>>19052105
You deserve to starve to death homeless. Fuck the entire restaurant industry

[Anonymous No.19052210]

>>19052204
No one's forcing you to go, you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.19052211]

>>19051811
>Poor people are just as welcome and as equal as regular customers or rich people.
I mean that statement is objectively false

[Anonymous No.19052214]

>>19052200
>You're a real autistic retard.
>$8.88? It's fucking insulting, you stupid faggot. You always tip in whole dollar increments. Always.
>$48 bill means a $10 tip.
It's funny when the people who obviously failed algebra and got an affirmative action high school diploma criticize more intelligent people.

[Anonymous No.19052215]

>>19052200
48 dollar bill means the change in my pocket

[Anonymous No.19052218]

>>19051774
If they stand over you it seems like they're pressuring you for a higher tip.

[Anonymous No.19052225]

>>19052218
>If they stand over you it seems like they're pressuring you for a higher tip.
Well, fucking SOMETIMES you have to do that so you can pay your $3,000 rent and buy cocaine instead of meth. Fuck those cheap motherfuckers that think I can afford that shit as an uneducated pleb.

[Anonymous No.19052230]

>>19052200
>You always tip in whole dollar increments. Always.
No, I round up MY total bill to be an even number. Suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.19052233]

>>19051834
You ate $100 worth of food and left less than a 10% tip. I'd think the waiter did something to offend you, but you still wanted to tip them out of principal. Why didn't you add the tip to the check in the first place before they charged you?

[Anonymous No.19052236]

>>19051909
Dilbert was right. Tribalism is in our dna.

[Anonymous No.19052238]

>>19052230
Yeah, because you're an autistic retard. No other payment in your life is a whole dollar, even amount. Why should a restaurant?

Oh, right, because you're autistic, and a bad person on top of that.

>>19052215
You carry change in your pocket? What are you, poor?

>>19052214
I don't even know what you're tripping over yourself to say here, but it ain't it. Move along, little fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.19052241]

This may sound stupid, but wouldn't it make more sense for restaurants to pay employees a living wage instead of expecting them to beg for tips?
Besides, the whole tipping system came about as an excuse for employers to pay Black people of color less during the Jim Crow days.

[Anonymous No.19052247]

>>19052241
Next you're going to ask restaurant owners to treat their staff like people and not higher wetbacks they can report to ICE whenever they get lippy.

[Anonymous No.19052250]

>>19052238
Go smoke some more crack, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fklxs5t-rOM

[Anonymous No.19052256]

>>19052250
Holy cringe

[Anonymous No.19052259]

>>19052238
>Oh, right, because you're autistic, and a bad person on top of that.
Go back to leftypol with that entitlement attitude shitbird

[Anonymous No.19052261]

>>19052256
>Holy cringe
"You are only a victim in the White man's world."
Give me a MOTHERFUCKING TWENTY FIVE PERCENT TIP.

[Anonymous No.19052270]

>>19052259
No? I’ve been here longer than you. You don’t get to show up late to the party already autistic and tell others to leave because they call you out on it.

What’s funny is that I’m giving you legitimately good advice that you can apply to your own life to improve it, but you’re too stupid and defensive to get it.

[Anonymous No.19052278]

>>19052270
>What’s funny is that I’m giving you legitimately good advice that you can apply to your own life to improve it, but you’re too stupid and defensive to get it.
What advice?
I'm not the person you were responding to, but there has been a lot of good and bad advice in this thread, and there is no way to determine who said what.
Are you the mandatory 25% tip faggot or the countless others that said you were an entitled child?

[Anonymous No.19052291]

>>19052278
I’m neither? I’m the “tip in whole dollar increments” guy.

[Anonymous No.19052295]

>>19052291
>I’m neither? I’m the “tip in whole dollar increments” guy.
Oh, the "I don't know how to do math guy"

[Anonymous No.19052299]

>>19052295
Where are you assuming I don’t know how to do math?

[Anonymous No.19052312]

>>19052210
No one’s forcing me to tip either. Get a good job like the other adults or suffer in your shitty drug filled lifestyle.
Believe me, I worked pizza delivery and “up to 20 bucks an hour!” Sounds glamorous at 16. I went to the plumbing union at 18 and started at 24 an hour as an apprentice. At 23 when I was a journeyman the lowest offers I saw were 35 an hour for industrial work. Work your ass off til 40 and retire with a million or stay on as an exec/ foreman/ vice prez/whatever and make six gigs an hour.

[Anonymous No.19052333]

>>19052299
>WhY are you assuming I don’t know how to do math?
Because you can't use english correctly, and it's probably your native language. It's probably also safe to presume that you have a double digit IQ.

[Anonymous No.19052344]

>>19052333
Oh, so no real basis at all, just you being a snarky idiot bitch retard.

Tested into gifted in kindergarten, btw. 165 iq. ;)

[Anonymous No.19052356]

>>19052270
Shut up newfag.
You are one of (a multitude) of problems with society as a whole.
>>19052344
You literally dont know how to do math based on your previous posts, rofl.

[Anonymous No.19052367]

>>19051831
In fact restaurants prefer cash instead of losing 3% to the credit card processors

[Anonymous No.19052372]

>>19051858
He needs to talk to an actual married guy

[Anonymous No.19052387]

>>19052233
gr8 b8 m8 8/8.88

[Anonymous No.19052392]

Wait staff deserve less than minimum wage + no tip.
Imagine you're making dinner for your family and you expect a reward for bringing things to and from the table.
You job could be done by a roomba with a tray duct taped to it, sit down.

[Anonymous No.19052400]

>>19052211
Nope. On the contrary. Poor people and children get the best cuts.

[Anonymous No.19052407]

gradually I grew to hate the wagies carrying my food

[Anonymous No.19052417]

>>19052241
Servers make a lot more with tipping than what is considered a standard living wage. Employers don't want to have to pay them $20 an hour and most servers would never work for that small amount.

[Anonymous No.19052426]

>>19052417
>I don't want to work for so little
>I don't want to pay you that much
>I know lets make this guy over here pay it instead but you still work for me and also he doesnt get anything for paying you

Wow why cant all businesses work like this

[Anonymous No.19052427]

What can I do as a wagie to satisfy /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19052434]

>>19052427
Get a job that isn’t in food service

[Anonymous No.19052435]

>>19052427
do your job without complaining or begging
observe how japanese angels do it, for example

[Anonymous No.19052445]

>>19052417
Yeah maybe if you work at an upclass steakhouse in a populous city.
The VAST majority of tipped servers are single moms working graveyard at Dennys getting stiffed half the time and getting a $2.00 tip on $25 the other half.

[Anonymous No.19052453]

>>19052445
Maybe they should go work another job.

[Anonymous No.19052455]

>>19052427
>Bring me my food.
This should be obvious. If there's a backup in the kitchen you should tell me so I'm not waiting 20 minutes wondering what's going on.
>Keep my water topped up.
Again, this should be obvious. I don't want to be choking down grub with nothing to drink.
>Take plates away when I'm finished.
I don't want to sit in front of a plate of bones and half-eaten mashed potatoes while I wait for my company to finish their own meal. If I look like I've finished, ask if that's the case and deal with it accordingly.
That's literally it. Very simply I think.

[Anonymous No.19052469]

>>19052455
People like you are the reason we smoke crack and demand 25% tips!

[Anonymous No.19052477]

>>19052469
You joke, but this is unironically true. It's crazy how many waiters don't want to put in even the bare minimum of effort towards the job they're paid for and then turn around and complain about it.

[Anonymous No.19052483]

>>19051774
>Sit down
>Order
>Meal comes with the bill
Why do they do this?

[Anonymous No.19052484]

>>19052483
>Why do they do this?
Because they don't want you to order dessert and get a bigger tip.

[Anonymous No.19052508]

>>19052483
Don't be an indecisive fatass, cuck. Order what you want when I'm at your table in the first place.

[Anonymous No.19052512]

>>19052508
>Don't be an indecisive fatass, cuck. Order what you want when I'm at your table in the first place.
This must be the "I'm a waiter and I want to give everyone in the world a reason to not tip us" thread

[Anonymous No.19052521]

>>19052081
>People are mean to you if you let their drink go empty for more than 5 minutes
Then do your job and refill their drinks in less than 5 minutes. If you were busy with another customer, simply apologize and move on.
>or the food isn't piping hot when it comes to the table.
You're working the front. If the kitchen is at fault then you apologize on their behalf.
>You have no idea what it's like to have to say you're sorry and not just tell the entitled assholes to fuck off.
They're entitled because they're paying you to serve them.
And we do know what it's like to apologize for something that's not my fault. When you have a job that interacts with customers you represent more than yourself. You represent the rest of your staff and the company. It's piss fucking easy to apologize on behalf of your staff or company, let alone for your own inability. Even if you don't mean it, because that's your job.

[Anonymous No.19052534]

>>19052521
>They're entitled because they're paying you to serve them.
>And we do know what it's like to apologize for something that's not my fault. When you have a job that interacts with customers you represent more than yourself. You represent the rest of your staff and the company. It's piss fucking easy to apologize on behalf of your staff or company, let alone for your own inability. Even if you don't mean it, because that's your job.
Go eat shit and live.
It's not my job to accept responsibility for my actions or the actions of others. Give me a 25% tip or kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19052538]

>>19052455
>>Take plates away when I'm finished.
How long is a reasonable wait time for this? It's usually the last priority I have when serving since I got to wash my hands every time I touch the disgusting remains of your slop.

[Anonymous No.19052540]

>>19052538
>How long is a reasonable wait time for this? It's usually the last priority I have when serving since I got to wash my hands every time I touch the disgusting remains of your slop.
Yeah, fuck all of you retards for expecting me to do my job.
Give me a 25% tip.

[Anonymous No.19052543]

>>19052445
Literally every tipped server makes at least minimum wage. And that's before factoring in the rampant tax evasion.

[Anonymous No.19052547]

>>19052538
>How long is a reasonable wait time for this?
It can be ambiguous, I admit, but I personally put my napkin over/on my plate when I've finished to try and make it clear that I'm done. I know not everybody does this, however, so it can be difficult to tell if someone is finished or still slowly pecking at things.

[Anonymous No.19052548]

>>19052543
>Literally every tipped server makes at least minimum wage. And that's before factoring in the rampant tax evasion.
LOL, no. Companies are not required to pay us minimum wage if our tips do not equal or exceed minimum wage.
Oh, wait, they do?
Holy fucking top kek lulz!
I guess I won't need to leave a $3,000 tip next time so the waiter can pay his rent.

[Anonymous No.19052553]

>>19051921
>people pay extra for disingenuous small talk
Tippers are pathetic

[Anonymous No.19052557]

>>19052553
>Tippers are pathetic
I hate people that pay my bills because I'm a fucking edgelord and a retarded, autistic child.

[Anonymous No.19052558]

>>19051921
>assumes only negatives about the customer
>wonders why the tip is shit because provided shit service
I do love the waiter cope ITT

[Anonymous No.19052561]

>>19052557
Retard lmao

[Anonymous No.19052563]

>>19052455
>Take plates away when I'm finished.
>>19052538
>How long is a reasonable wait time for this?
Sounds like you guys don't know there's a standard language to communicate this with utensils.
You still need your fallback since you can't expect customers to know it, but you should at least know it yourself.

[Anonymous No.19052574]

>>19052548
Did you have a stroke while trying to shitpost ironically, or are you just retarded?

[Anonymous No.19052579]

>>19052563
>Sounds like you guys don't know there's a standard language to communicate this with utensils.
>You still need your fallback since you can't expect customers to know it, but you should at least know it yourself.
You can't seriously expect high school dropouts to know the basics of social etiquette.
I mean, this thread is FILLED with poorly educated waiters raging against their customers because they are ignorant pieces of shit that absolutely do NOT deserve 25% tips so they can pay their $3,000 rent and buy crack cocaine instead of the much cheaper methamphetamine.

[Anonymous No.19052613]

>>19052579
Dumb esl poster

[Anonymous No.19052617]

>>19052613
>Dumb esl poster
Can you explain what "esl" means for those of us that speak english?

[Anonymous No.19052620]

>>19052617
>didn't even deny it
Relax brown boy

[Anonymous No.19052627]

>>19052620
Your pills, sir.
Take them.
The antipsychotics, not the ones that are making you schizoid.

[Anonymous No.19052630]

>>19052627
But I need the schizoid ones to be able to work.

[Anonymous No.19052649]

>>19051802
>>19051814
>>19051855
>>19051890
>>19051969
>>19052091
>>19052131
>>19052241
You're black, lol.

[Anonymous No.19052656]

>>19052627
You're the one who's brown. Not me.

[Anonymous No.19052781]

>>19051774
Do people really tip in percentages? I just leave a 5 on the table.

[Anonymous No.19052792]

>>19052781
Dumbass europoors can't do math

[Anonymous No.19052801]

Wait staff likely has more important things to take care of than stand at your table and stare while you fumble around for your wallet. Simply put, you aren't their only customer.
t. Line cook that fucks waitresses

[Anonymous No.19052802]

>>19051795
not true at all.
also I haven't been to a restaurant since 2019 but I would definitely just bring cash and leave it in the book they give you.
I don't trust wagies with my debit card anymore.

[Anonymous No.19052807]

>>19052801
>t. Line cook that fucks waitresses
You must be brown.
I am a waiter that pays $3,000 rent every month and I use cocaine instead of meth.

[Anonymous No.19052824]

>>19052801
>stare while you fumble around for your wallet.
I know most people are retarded, but how is it even possible for a grown man to not be capable of quick drawing his wallet and paying for some shit in less than a second?

[Anonymous No.19052828]

>>19052824
>I know most people are retarded, but how is it even possible for a grown man to not be capable of quick drawing his wallet and paying for some shit in less than a second?
I am a waiter that pays $3,000 rent every month and I use cocaine instead of meth. I can quick draw and buy my crack rocks in 319 milliseconds.
I hate brown people. I am a waiter. I hate sharing my tips with brown people.
My tips are for ME ME ME ME ME ME!

[Anonymous No.19052837]

>>19052828
based

[Anonymous No.19052878]

So, like, is this thread about jewing people for tips or is it about how much we hate brown people?

[Anonymous No.19052910]

The only thing funnier than seeing tipping gradually change from being a pat on the back to being a protection racket is seeing people act like that outcome wasn't inevitable. I will never tip. I don't want that cancer taking root in my country.

[Anonymous No.19052929]

>>19052878
Yes.
>>19052910
>tipping gradually change from being a pat on the back to being a protection racket is seeing people act like that outcome wasn't inevitable
Well, you see, it wasnt. Until certain undesirables with entitlement complexes started 'working,' but i digress

[Anonymous No.19052943]

[Anonymous No.19052952]

>>19051787
that's how it works in Europe as well as Mexico. You have to ask for the bill. If they bring it to you without you asking then it's considered extremely rude bordering on harassment on the part of the restaurant. Euros get an hourly wage, they don't survive off tips, so if you want to sit and drink coffee for 2 hours after dinner they don't give a fuck, as it should be

[Anonymous No.19052955]

>>19052241
Hey you know who would throw an absolute fucking shitfit if we tried to do that? Waiters! They fucking love tipping culture. That's why when you see them bitching their ire is always directed at cheap customers and not at their employers or the system at large. Because on the whole they make a shit ton more with tipping than they ever would making $16/hr (muh livable wage!) to work at Sunglass Hut at the mall or wherever the fuck else. Believe me I'd love to get rid of tipping as much as anyone but if the restauranteurs like it and the staff likes it and most of the populace still buys into it without questioning, what are you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.19052961]

>>19051787
europoors are so stupid

[Anonymous No.19052962]

>>19052955
>Hey you know who would throw an absolute fucking shitfit if we tried to do that? Waiters! They fucking love tipping culture. That's why when you see them bitching their ire is always directed at cheap customers and not at their employers or the system at large. Because on the whole they make a shit ton more with tipping than they ever would making $16/hr (muh livable wage!) to work at Sunglass Hut at the mall or wherever the fuck else. Believe me I'd love to get rid of tipping as much as anyone but if the restauranteurs like it and the staff likes it and most of the populace still buys into it without questioning, what are you gonna do?
Dumb esl poster

[Anonymous No.19052966]

>>19052955
>what are you gonna do?
Tip 25% I hope

[Anonymous No.19052971]

>>19052966
>Tip 25% I hope
I just leave a little baggie with a couple of crack rocks for my waiter or waitress

[Anonymous No.19052975]

>>19052962
You will never be white

[Anonymous No.19052999]

>>19051834
you sound like Jack Scalfani you miserable sack of shit

[Anonymous No.19053026]

>>19052952
>Euros get an hourly wage, they don't survive off tips,
Idk why this misconception still exists. Waiters make AT LEAST minimum wage after tips BY LAW. The employer makes up anything below min wage that tips do not cover-- the problem is restaurants want to be cheap as fuck and that leads to the tip entitlement. However, with the shortage of waiters after the coof BS I don't know of a single position that pays anywhere near minimum wage, in fact most are a good bit above it given the job qualification requirements.

[Anonymous No.19053054]

>>19051774
tell them to wait

[Anonymous No.19053063]

>>19051795
do americans really tip instead of the restaurant paying a decent salary?

[Anonymous No.19053073]

>>19053054
>tell them to wait
I tell my customers "This crack rock isn't going to smoke itself! Leaf a 25% tip or I will shove my fist so far up your ass that you will never be white."

[Anonymous No.19053090]

>>19051774
because you and your mates are going to spend five minutes faffing about on who ordered what and how you want to split the bill, the waiter doesn't want to stand around like a lemon smiling politely the whole time when he could be rolling cutlery or messaging a slag on whatsapp

[Anonymous No.19053092]

>>19053090
>splitting the bill
If you do this past 25 then you're poor

[Anonymous No.19053096]

>>19053092
>If you do this past 25 then you're poor
I'm starting to get the feeling that literally everyone that talks shit about stuff like this are literally poor people trying to pretend that they aren't the exact same poor people they think they are making fun of.

[Anonymous No.19053112]

>>19051774
because it usually takes time for people to review the bill, discuss the payment options and assess the tip.
if he just takes your money on the spot, the tip is lower, and you'll be annoyed because now you have to argue with one of the guys you came to eat with over why he should pay for the sharing starter that he ate, despite not ordering it.

on a date, similar shit.
you get the bill, read it, flirt with the girl, she flirts back, you feel good, you tip more, flirt some more,...

in short, gives customers time to sort shit out and is less intrusive.
anyone desperate to pay can either tell waiter to wait, or will walk up to the bar/till

[Anonymous No.19053123]

>>19053112
You sound brown.
I'll bet you tip 24%

[Anonymous No.19053126]

>>19053096
Its not even a poor person thing, this is just a basic life existence thing.
I dont think anyone on these boards actual goes anywhere or does shit anymore--it was always like that but its gone to the extreme, they just sit online in their NEET cave and spout bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19053127]

>>19052073
The same thing as a random passerby walking by cracking you in the back of the head and taking your shit.

[Anonymous No.19053133]

>>19053127
>The same thing as a random passerby walking by cracking you in the back of the head and taking your shit.
Depending on the area... literally nothing is preventing them from doing that?

[Anonymous No.19053138]

>>19051860
rip ciara

[Anonymous No.19053151]

>>19053133
Apart from the fear of being caught, yep.

[Anonymous No.19053168]

>>19051774
so you can check the bill and ensure there are no mistakes, without the server breathing down your neck as this may be perceived as rude. I didn't even read the rest of the replies in this thread, you are retarded

[Anonymous No.19053169]

>>19053151
There are almost no consequences to being a crackhead thief in a major city.

[Anonymous No.19053263]

>>19051796
>waiting like a cuck for the waiter to return with your card
>waiting in the hour-long line at 2am at the bar to tell the bartender to close out your tab, spelling out your name so he can find your card

Lol lmao

[Anonymous No.19053275]

>>19053169
>There are almost no consequences to being a crackhead thief in a major city.
That's what I love about living in Phoenix. I can concealed carry without a license, and keep a 12 gauge in my house.
Oddly enough, this is a democrat run city, but whatever. I'll take my wins where I can get them.

I only tip 24% because I get my jollies from making my waiters seethe

[Anonymous No.19053276]

>>19051802
I stopped tipping
What're you gonna do about it wagies I'm not coming back lmao

[Anonymous No.19053277]

>>19053276
>I stopped tipping
>What're you gonna do about it wagies I'm not coming back lmao
You must be brown. How do I know?
Because you will never be white.

[Anonymous No.19053359]

>>19053277
I'm whiter than a flashbang, my friend.
I was Jewish in a past life, you see.

[Anonymous No.19053370]

>>19053063
It's much better. I'm a server and make over $50 an hour these days. Work 4-5 hour shifts and leave with 300-400 in cash. It's really great

[Anonymous No.19053381]

>>19052649
Dance tippie, dance.

[Anonymous No.19053404]

>>19052534
>It's not my job to accept responsibility for my actions or the actions of others. Give me a 25% tip or kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19053486]

>>19051802
Shalom

[Anonymous No.19053493]

>>19051834
as a man you should have a wallet with some 5, 10, and 20 bills at all times. stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.19053510]

>>19051814
>>19051962
Same if you want predictably get a fucking salaried job

[Anonymous No.19053615]

>>19053486
The real jews are the business owners who make tipping culture necessary.

[Anonymous No.19053659]

>>19051895
Your employer owes you money, retard. Do you owe retail workers money because they checked for an item out back for you? No, because they get paid by their employer for that

[Anonymous No.19053660]

>>19051917
Then you won't have restaurants to stuff your fat ass at, dumbfuck
>>19052020
To people who are cunts, yes it is

[Anonymous No.19053824]

>>19053493
It's 2023.

[Anonymous No.19053829]

>>19053824
zoom zoom begone

[Anonymous No.19053836]

>>19051826
>>19051774
>>19051798
Hey dumb dumbs
You know you can just pay on your way out at the front, right?
If the restaurant does carryout, there is a card machine at the front. Even if they don't, chances are there is still a reader there for refunds and such.
Literally just
>finish eating
>get your shit and start heading out
>stop and pay at the front
>leave

[Anonymous No.19053848]

>>19053836
You come off as an impatient asshole by doing that

[Anonymous No.19053865]

>>19051895
It's your job.

[Anonymous No.19053875]

>>19053848
The alternative is to wait for the card reader at the table while seething due to being an impatient asshole.

[Anonymous No.19053892]

Tipping is the epitome of American cancer
All you're doing is picking up a plate and bringing it to me you stupid cunt, why should I pay you for this?
There's a reason no other country has tipping like America, because it is retarded
If you have a problem with how much you are paid, find another job

[Anonymous No.19054035]

>>19052238
I do it so I can detect tip fraud on my statements. If I see a restaurant bill that is not X.00, then I know some shenanigans have occurred and I need to check receipts. The zeros help it pop out among all the other generic charges that don't have tips. Also, not a fucking insult because that is EXACTLY how handing someone a 10 or a 20 and having them keep the change works IRL, and no one has their panties in a twist over that.

Got to keep an eye on these wagies, they are known for running card scams and playing social media games with receipts. There was a mexican joint near me that "went out of business" due to card scams (read: they just renamed it to get rid of the bad press).

[Anonymous No.19054475]

>>19054035
>I do it so I can detect tip fraud on my statement

literally never happens. Managers double-check every single receipt, because every chargeback is a huge pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.19054484]

>>19052553
Waiters are there purely for the disingenuous small talk, you retard.

Go to a cafeteria/counter-service restaurant if you don't want to tip and make small talk.

Fuck I hate pathetic autistic retards.

[Anonymous No.19054488]

>>19051895
Eat at home then. No one makes you eat at a table service restaurant. Can you imagine being this retarded?

[Anonymous No.19054489]

This problem was solved till Covid happened.

[Anonymous No.19054758]

>>19051895
I tip, but I’m not your fucking boss. I don’t owe you shit.

[Anonymous No.19054775]

You idiots need to understand I have about 60k in debt for art school AND I live in fucking Manhattan so you need to pay up if you want to dine in a restaurant. Everything under 50% tip is just unacceptable, notmally it should be around 75-90%. Eat at home if you can't afford that.

[Anonymous No.19054787]

>>19051774
unless you're waiving a handful of cash or your card then i'm not going to hover over your table watching you pull your resources. it's called tact and white people practice it.

[Anonymous No.19054814]

>>19052557
You should be paid a fair wage from your employer, not my job to provide for you where they fall short

[Anonymous No.19054901]

>>19052200
So if the bill is 49.67 your gonna tip in a round dollar a get $x.33 in change?

Weirdo

[Anonymous No.19055056]

>>19051783
I don't need to tell you what kind of people ruined leaving money on tables

[Anonymous No.19055102]

>>19055056
J

[Anonymous No.19055108]

>>19055056
the dutch?

[Anonymous No.19055189]

>>19055056
Koreans for sure

[Anonymous No.19055194]

>>19051787
Get up and leave

[Anonymous No.19055198]

>>19053510
You guys are the same people who are pissed when restaurants are understaffed because people followed your advice

[Anonymous No.19055249]

>>19052434
>all food service staff quit
>oh no I can't get my tendies anymore REEEEEE
Congrats you played yourself .

[Anonymous No.19055498]

>>19051909

[Anonymous No.19056187]

>>19054901
Nah, cash is the opposite.

[Anonymous No.19056195]

>>19051979
Generally, most tips are already applied via credit card and you can see them before taking the order
If you're in a shit area, and haven't pretipped, most drivers assume you won't be. My experience, may differ like with cultures like >>19052007

T. worked at several pizza joints

[Anonymous No.19056197]

>>19055056
>I don't need to tell you what kind of people ruined leaving money on tables
Wypipo be steal di monies from hardwork Black People of Color cuz dey bees jelly
Around cumskins, never relax

[Anonymous No.19056200]

>>19054901
>49.67
You pay with a crisp 100 dollar bill and leave

[Anonymous No.19056219]

>>19051787
Yes, in Europe, waiters don't bother you every 5 fucking minutes and instead, should you need anything after being served your meal, you either hail them or walk up to the counter to pay. Takes 5 seconds and you're guaranteed the ability to enjoy your meal in peace. I know walking is hard for americans so I don't judge you, but do understand that here, we don't consider customers as fragile, senile retards.

[Anonymous No.19056253]

>>19051966
Your table manners must be horrid

[Anonymous No.19056262]

>>19056253
>Your table manners must be horrid
I would quit on the spot if I witnessed an American failing to use the Continental Style of eating.

[Anonymous No.19056265]

>>19051834
Bring cash, faggot. How can a man even leave house without some fucking cash is beyond me but then again I don't live off soy, liquid soy, and cheese cake (american, i.e. the worst).

[Anonymous No.19056271]

>>19054489
Every restaurant could easily switch to a remote pay system tomorrow. They don't because the impersonality allows people to feel less guilty about tipping less

[Anonymous No.19056283]

>>19052081
And you have no idea what it's like when I'm being burnt, cut, sweating, and bleeding to get this shit out and you entitled assholes who make more than twice what I do as a line lead bitch at me about shit? Fuck you, oh em gee it's sooo haaaaaard getting yelled at. I get yelled at for peanuts, bitch, just so you can make your money. Know your place

[Anonymous No.19056294]

>>19056283
>And you have no idea what it's like when I'm being burnt, cut, sweating, and bleeding to get this shit out and you entitled assholes who make more than twice what I do as a line lead bitch at me about shit? Fuck you, oh em gee it's sooo haaaaaard getting yelled at. I get yelled at for peanuts, bitch, just so you can make your money. Know your place
When I go in to work tonight, I'm going to feel smug as fuck knowing how butt hurt you guys are while I'm getting high and making shitloads of money in tips.
When they ask me to pool our money together for the other staff, I only supply half of what I brought in for the night, that way I can keep the vast majority of my tips.

[Anonymous No.19056299]

>>19056265
What third world shithole do you live in? I get a cab to work - cashless. Buy a newspaper and a coffee - cashless. Lunch - cashless. Go for a drink after work - cashless. Cab home - cashless. Go to the supermarket - cashless. Realise I forgot milk, pop to the convenience store - cashless. Seriously, are you living in the 50s?

[Anonymous No.19056309]

>>19056299
I live in Nigeria

[Anonymous No.19056311]

>>19056283
>I'm being burnt, cut, sweating, and bleeding to get this shit out and you entitled assholes who make more than twice what I do
>I get yelled at for peanuts
Uhh anon. It sounds like you should quit your extremely shitty job that pays even less than a fucking server, and then just go be a server. Like you said, it's extremely easy compared to what you do and you make more money. The solution to your impotent rage seems very simple.

[Anonymous No.19056312]

>>19051834
>Yesterday I went to Cheesecake Factory with my wife
>$48 order
kek why are people jealous of this fat fuck and his fat fuck wife having regular fat fuck sex again?

[Anonymous No.19056315]

>>19056309
explains a lot, thanks

[Anonymous No.19056326]

>>19056299
>tracked at every step
In what dystopian shithole do you live in, I pay cash EVERYWHERE, and if some faggot thinks he can get me to pay with tracking plastic I'm taking my business elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.19056334]

>>19056326
You should buy meds with your cash

[Anonymous No.19056341]

>>19056309
N

[Anonymous No.19056343]

>>19056334
I literally do, cough meds that is.

[Anonymous No.19056348]

>>19056326
>In what dystopian shithole do you live in, I pay cash EVERYWHERE, and if some faggot thinks he can get me to pay with tracking plastic I'm taking my business elsewhere.
You know that in most places you can use an ATM to withdraw cash from your account so you can pay for questionable things, and use your card to pay for shit that no intelligence agency would ever give a fuck about, right?

[Anonymous No.19056369]

>>19056348
Or just PAY ALWAYS CASH

[Anonymous No.19056377]

>>19056369
Stop being black

[Anonymous No.19056388]

>>19056377
>Stop being black
Not everyone is lucky enough to have the Michael Jackson Disease

And even he was a child molester, so... I guess not all White people are good?

[Anonymous No.19056410]

>>19056377
stop being dumb goy

[Anonymous No.19056495]

>>19052105
>cant afford to live
Part of the joy in eating is watching you serve me and knowing youll get nothing for it in the end.

[Anonymous No.19056518]

>>19051802
>tipping

[Anonymous No.19056692]

>>19052427
Die.

[Anonymous No.19056769]

>>19051858
dis nigga married

[Anonymous No.19056977]

Just walk up to the register and tell them you're paying? Or is this at some super fancy restaurant where there literally is no counter where people pay for literally anything?

[Anonymous No.19056992]

>>19056977
Even the fanciest, head up their ass, fart sniffing, hoity toity, zoomer instagrammable fine dining restaurant will have a point of sale at the front.

[Anonymous No.19057004]

>>19051795
LMAO imagine being this poor and trying to sound condescending. Leave 45% MINIMUM or eat out of your sink at """home""" or whatever you call your box under the bridge.

[Anonymous No.19057039]

>>19057004
>LMAO imagine being this poor and trying to sound condescending. Leave 45% MINIMUM or eat out of your sink at """home""" or whatever you call your box under the bridge.
Isn't the REAL poor person the one that can't or won't pay his employee's wages?

[Anonymous No.19057771]

>>19051774
Waiters always do this and run up on me to ask "how is everything?" As soon as I take a bite of food. Really fucking annoying. If they even piss me off once by not bringing my a refill for my water I no longer leave a tip. I literally need you to just take the order and pour water it's not that hard. I am uncomfortable dealing with them though because I'm aware of how shit their job is so I do feel had for them

[Anonymous No.19057799]

>>19051921
>who is going to leave some gay, autistic tip like $5.87 (so it's an even amount! YAY!)
I unironically do this

[Anonymous No.19057823]

>>19056977
>>19053848

[Anonymous No.19058444]

>>19057799
But why? Everyone has a smartphone, you can easily calculate 25% with your phone instead of doing some weird math to make it an even number.

[Anonymous No.19058470]

>>19055056

Ooo! Ooo!

[Anonymous No.19058488]

>>19051956
You're a faggot for defending tipping.

[Anonymous No.19058493]

>>19054775
Ha! You chose to get a useless degree and you choose to live in a super expensive city? Fucking waaaaaahhh. Move you silly bitch!vWork just as hard and have your money stretch a little farther in a different location. Also, it's never too late to learn something useful like a trade. It costs a lot less than a degree and guarantees you'll almost always have work. Or... you can cry to strangers on the internet about your poor life decisions and not take responsibility for them.

[Anonymous No.19058507]

>>19058444
I don't tip, and completely ignore the outraged wagies

[Anonymous No.19058525]

>>19051807
I'm poor and have no class nor the least social aptitude.

[Anonymous No.19058531]

>>19057799
I know you do, and I know it's unironic.

Don't do it. Just give them an even amount. You're already agreeing to a social contract just by going to a tipped restaurant, so why not just complete the last step and give them a whole dollar amount?

[Anonymous No.19058567]

>>19058531
I'll tip whatever the fuck I want numbnuts. What are you gonna do about it wage cuck?

[Anonymous No.19058613]

I just get some vietnamese dong to use as tips

[Anonymous No.19058619]

>be jew
>Never tip
>No one can complained cause it would be antisemi if they do so

[Anonymous No.19059567]

>>19051802
Imagine tipping someone to walk food out to you lmfao. IMAGINE LMAO the absolute state of Americans. I only cook my own food, I would never let a waitress thumb my soup.

[Anonymous No.19059978]

>>19058567
I make sure the food is cold and the drinks are weak if someone who tips under 20% comes to my restaurant. If you give the expected 25%, you get immaculate service next visit.

[Anonymous No.19060013]

>>19051774
You must not be American
When the bill is served the American couple perform a mating dance not different from the ones many birds do
The male must asses his chances of reproduction while the female has to judge how good his genes are to pass down to her children
Will he tip?
How much will he tip?
Is he also planning to purchase dessert? (Desserts in America are big and colorful like birds feathers, they don't really taste like anything beyond sugar but they aren't meant to)
It's not always the best strategy for the male to leave a big tip and buy dessert as the female may still decline worsening his chances with another female by depleting his money

[Anonymous No.19060017]

>>19059978
>I make sure the food is cold and the drinks are weak if someone who tips under 20% comes to my restaurant. If you give the expected 25%, you get immaculate service next visit.
Enword logic: "If I treat my customer poorly, they will reward me for it."

[Anonymous No.19060026]

>>19060013
>(Desserts in America are big and colorful like birds feathers, they don't really taste like anything beyond sugar but they aren't meant to)
Someone should come up with something like a dessert filled with uncooked quick oats, so the customer will feel full after eating the tiny portions that came with the meal. As a bonus, oats are cheap.
Just stuff them into a pie or some cake.
Or... give them a free bowl of oatmeal after the meal.

[Anonymous No.19060056]

>>19060017
No, first time I see someone they always get good service. Maybe not perfect, because I have to prioritize regulars who I know will give the expected tip amount. If someone leaves under 20% and has the nerve to come back, they get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.19060067]

>>19060056
>No, first time I see someone they always get good service. Maybe not perfect, because I have to prioritize regulars who I know will give the expected tip amount. If someone leaves under 20% and has the nerve to come back, they get what they deserve.
You are literally encouraging poor tipping people to sit at their tables for 2+ hours and leave NO tip.

[Anonymous No.19060082]

I used to work as a waiter, and I honestly can't tell if some people here are trolling or not, because I used to work with some waiters and waitresses that were genuinely autistic, severely mentally ill, or mentally retarded. And of course there were a few junkies.

[Anonymous No.19060087]

>>19051802
i tip 0%

[Anonymous No.19060096]

>>19060087
>i tip 0%
I tip $0.02, and if I go back to the restaurant and they give me bad service, I complain to the manager and get the meal for free.
I'll even send the food back as many times as it takes for them to not spit in it. I remember one time after the waiter fucked it up four times in a row I just started dumping the food on the ground next to my table.

[Anonymous No.19060311]

Tipping is gay, but I'd rather give a 50 percent tip to a restaurant waiter than give a cent to a barista or delivery driver with the exception of in-house pizza guys
None of that Uber eats shit

[Anonymous No.19060509]

>>19052538
Dunno what 3rd world country without manners you live in, but where i come from if you place your fork and knife down next to each other on the plate, that indicates you are done, and is universally understood.

[Anonymous No.19060531]

>>19055056
Just say it.
It's thieves.
It's always thieves who are stealing money.
Fucking thieves.

[Anonymous No.19060583]

>>19053848
... as opposed to simmering with impotent rage whenever a server doesn't wait on you hand and foot?

[Anonymous No.19060637]

>>19051774
I hate that so much. Bring me the machine you bitch

[Anonymous No.19060649]

>$10- You were charming and your presence improved my night measurably.
>$7- You were on the ball and I appreciate you.
>$5- Average experience.
>$3- You brought my food and vanished.
>$0- You in specific fucked my dining experience over somehow.
I have no contract with you that says I should tip any particular way. Percentages are so neurotic fags don't have to exercise their own judgement.

[Anonymous No.19060651]

>>19051795
>>19051802
>>19051807
>>19051962
>>19052649
>tipping at all

[Anonymous No.19062577]

>>19059978
What you're describing is the definition of blackmail and it's absolutely hilarious that this practice is still considered normal in this country. We're not there to pay your wages for merely doing your job, that impetus lies with your employer. Fuck you and your entitled mindset for literally handing me a plate of food, a job that a mere child could do.

[Anonymous No.19062818]

>>19053263
>2am
Weak.