Broccoli is the one food contrarian fags keep saying they like to eat just because it's a stereotype that kids hate it. In reality it just tastes like bath tub water.

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Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:53:12 2023 No.19051457 [Reply] [Original]

Broccoli is the one food contrarian fags keep saying they like to eat just because it's a stereotype that kids hate it. In reality it just tastes like bath tub water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 16:58:38 2023 No.19051470 i loved 'cc'li as a kid and still love it twenty years later. cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:03:47 2023 No.19051482 >>19051457 the only fag here is you pencil dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:07:48 2023 No.19051488 it's literally only good in stir fry with beef

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:11:48 2023 No.19051496 File: 66 KB, 960x565, 1678900135463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051457 Apprently kids in Japan love broccoli enough for Pixar to change a scene to make more sense

Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:39:10 2023 No.19051576
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>>19051457
Why is this vile shit shilled as some type of superfood and health wonder?

>Broccoli also has thiocyanates. This compound is very dangerous because it leads to hyperthyroidism, and due to which, you experience problems like weight gain, fatigue, hair loss, and a bloated face”,
Here a guy made an experiment and ate nothing more than broccoli for a week. He almost died in horrible pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH-FjDQDT4Y [Embed]

It literally looks and smells vile, like it's actually toxic and it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:41:59 2023 No.19051580 >>19051457 I've never tasted bathtub water before but I'll take your word for it OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 17:48:31 2023 No.19051594 >>19051457 Broccoli is divine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:02:49 2023 No.19051635 >>19051496 Broccoman truly is a legend in Japan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:08:01 2023 No.19051649 >>19051576 If you eat nothing but broccoli for a week you're a retard. Using that video as evidence that broccoli is bad is even more retarded. So you're a retard citing an even bigger retard. Fucking mongoloid hour in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:10:29 2023 No.19051660 >>19051649 >>19051649 >If you eat nothing but broccoli for a week That's the point. This trash has no actual nutrients you dumbfuck. If you were eating nothing but beef or eggs for a week, you wouldn't feel like shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:11:38 2023 No.19051664 >>19051457 You’re supposed to cook it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:50:39 2023 No.19051792 >>19051660 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:52:49 2023 No.19051803 >>19051792 Why the fuck did you 'this' that Have you never heard of a micronutrient

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 18:54:22 2023 No.19051805 >>19051803 >micronutrient One against thousands of anti-nutrients. Wow. Eat it if you like the taste, just don't claim that it's healthy. It's not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 19:44:07 2023 No.19051977 File: 36 KB, 225x225, back turned pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051457 >He hasn't tried baking and seasoning it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 19:47:22 2023 No.19051991 File: 136 KB, 600x400, roast broccoli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Roast it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 19:47:24 2023 No.19051992 >>19051457 Broccoli and carrots were my favorite veggies as a kid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 19:47:26 2023 No.19051993 this isn't even good bait. i hope you're a broccolifag just pretending to get replies, otherwise you are truly missing out, and the only troll is you to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 19:55:06 2023 No.19052033 >>19051660 >If you were eating nothing but beef or eggs for a week, you wouldn't feel like shit. We need someone to test this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:01:07 2023 No.19052071 >>19051457 >cut up >steamer for 20 minutes >eat the lord has blessed me, i love this shit and its healthy. I have eaten this for weeks without getting bored of it. sometimes i'll just make some and eat them while playing games or watching shows

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:02:08 2023 No.19052078 >>19051496 honestly fuck anyone who cooks green peppers like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:03:24 2023 No.19052085 >>19051576 i can eat nothing but kale, or apples, or brussel sprouts and the same shit will happen. btw, you will never lower your melanin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 20:37:21 2023 No.19052249 >>19051457 >In reality it just tastes like bath tub water. not when it's seasoned in stirfries

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 21:28:51 2023 No.19052439 >>19052085 Now try eating only meat. Oh wait that experiment is unethical and racist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 21:33:36 2023 No.19052461 >>19051496 I'm not Japanese but my toddler loves broccoli. Who tf just eats a green pepper by itself though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 21:42:16 2023 No.19052505 >>19051457 >You must be 18 or older to post here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:34:59 2023 No.19052897 >>19051457 it literally just tastes like cabbage with a small earthy aftertaste, how can you hate it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:48:31 2023 No.19052956 >>19052897 smells exactly like cat shit, tastes like farts, texture like a bowl of ground cork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:51:19 2023 No.19052973 File: 27 KB, 200x200, 1652962216765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051457 broccoli is delicious, as is cauliflower, i'll eat both raw

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:52:19 2023 No.19052976 >>19051660 Oh I get it now, you're a ketoschizo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 15 23:53:41 2023 No.19052980 File: 327 KB, 509x491, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051660 Oh and let me guess, "aNtInUtRiEnTs"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 02:29:39 2023 No.19053447 my parents always steam broccoli in the microwave and I hate it. >>19051488 this is how I cook my broccoli and I love it

Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:33:53 2023 No.19053811

>>19052980
Eating cruciferous vegetables, such as broccoli and kale, has been linked to the excretion of two harmful chemicals: benzene and acrolein. Broccoli also contains antinutrients such as sulforaphane, glucosinolates and oxalates which can help fend off its predators if eaten in moderation. Additionally, a recent clinical trial found that the broccoli seed and sprout extract significantly increased the detoxication of benzene and acrolein.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:38:47 2023 No.19053821 >>19051991 BASED. If you aren't roasting your broccoli you're fucking up. 12 minutes at 450 with some garlic, tamari, and red pepper flakes will set you free on your path towards enlightenment..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:43:33 2023 No.19053834 >>19053811 >has bad stuff in it >also had stuff in it that neutralizes the bad stuff I just mentioned I don't understand what your stance on broccoli is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:45:01 2023 No.19053842 >>19052461 No one? In that picture the green pepper isn't on a plate because the kid discarded them. They have a bitter taste even when you incorporate them into some dish and kids hate that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 04:58:20 2023 No.19053882 >>19053821 I gotta give this a shot. Reminds me of grilled asparagus. It's really the best way to eat asparagus so perhaps the concept lends itself to broc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 05:01:11 2023 No.19053891 >>19053834 Who's eating broccoli seeds and sprouts though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 16:46:14 2023 No.19055479 >>19051457 Steamed broccoli, broccoli with cheese, raw broccoli dipped in a sauce, steamed broccoli and rice and chicken, roasted broccoli, chicken alfredo with broccoli. it's all good, bro, you're just a gay man-child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:39:59 2023 No.19056462 >>19051576 It won't lead to hypothyroidism you dumbass. Glucosinolate and thiocyanates have a strong effect in cancer preventing, you have to be retarded to avoid eating such food because of a negligible effect on iodine absorption

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:43:51 2023 No.19056479 File: 26 KB, 720x303, 1604963156526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051660 >This trash has no actual nutrients

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:53:50 2023 No.19056528 >>19051457 Broccoli and cauliflower are great. They soak up sauces amazingly well. The worst food item are mushrooms of every kind. They taste like shit, they smell like shit and they have shit texture. Mushrooms will ruin every single dish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:55:48 2023 No.19056534 >>19056528 Mushrooms are better than broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 16 21:58:43 2023 No.19056548 >>19051457 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:43:50 2023 No.19057594 i love broc' cooked with chicken and spiced very well. i eat about a pound a day

Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:46:58 2023 No.19057608

Broccoli is great roasted. You have to roast it pretty hot, like 425 to 450, and stir around on the pan every 5 minutes so it browns evenly. I toss it in a bag with olive oil, garlic powder, lemon pepper, etc. before roasting to get good oil distribution

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:53:46 2023 No.19057637 >>19051496 Green peppers are the stereotypical example of a vegetable that Japanese kids hate. They're the Japanese equivalent of brussels sprouts. t. weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 02:58:20 2023 No.19057657 >>19053834 I think Anonymous is saying eating broccoli cleanses your body of harmful toxins, like a free-trade organic cruelty-free wheatgrass crystal enema. All that benzene and acrolein sees broccoli entering the body and nopes the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 03:18:14 2023 No.19057720 >>19051457 I roast it coated in evoo, salt and pepper till it's crispy.. delicioso

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 09:24:49 2023 No.19058566 >>19051457 Steamed garlic is delicious But yeah, if you prepare it wrong it tastes awful

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:44:54 2023 No.19060317 >>19051457 >In reality it just tastes like bath tub water. That is what we like about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 17 20:51:49 2023 No.19060346 >>19051457 I'm pretty picky eater and broccoli is one of my favorite vegetables I like them much more than peppers, green beans or lettuce

Anonymous Sat Mar 18 00:57:13 2023 No.19061295

You are all wrong. Saucepan with enough water to cover bottom only. Frozen broccoli. Highest heat. Once a jet I'd steam emerges, temps have equalized and surplus energy is evacuating, its fork tender and therfore not like eat green saplings topped with grapenuts like when raw. Remove lid and watch the remaining water boil off so your desired moisture, even brown if you like. Tablespoon of coconut oil if you like. Teaspoon of salt. Whip with fork to a course or fine mash. It's not as good as potatoes mashed, but it will suprise you. Avoid brussel sprouts all my life for their smell while cooking. What a mistake I've made. Prepare them the same way, better than most meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 01:45:28 2023 No.19061464 >>19061295 That's fucking foul.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:02:31 2023 No.19061506 >>19051457 Broccussy is good when prepared correctly, cauliflower on the other hand is an abomination unto God and if you enjoy it I think less of you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:03:40 2023 No.19061510 >>19057637 Arent green peppers a common ingredient in napolitan spaghetti? I guess not everyone likes this dish in Japan

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:04:08 2023 No.19061513 >>19051496 that's because nips have good taste and bell peppers suck dicks in hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:13:29 2023 No.19061550 >>19061464 Gordon Ramsey must be any idiot then...

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:14:53 2023 No.19061552 >>19051470 This OP is a fat fuck faggot, as usual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:15:47 2023 No.19061555 File: 2.02 MB, 3060x3322, 20230317_211451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just like it bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:23:49 2023 No.19061590 >>19061550 If he's recommending what you just did I guess so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 02:44:13 2023 No.19061644 >>19061590 He puts it I a blender....and is a world famous chef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 03:11:15 2023 No.19061735 >>19061644 You can't even spell his name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 03:54:58 2023 No.19061864 >>19061735 You are a critcal thinker, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 04:24:50 2023 No.19061950 >>19051457 I have loved steamed broccoli and butter my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 04:30:14 2023 No.19061970 File: 2.47 MB, 3448x2544, vegetable compass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 04:32:00 2023 No.19061977 >>19061970 dumb

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 05:15:18 2023 No.19062122 >>19051457 I bought two pounds of broccoli and ate it over three or four days. I just boiled it in water and tossed in some garlic powder, tasted great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 09:25:03 2023 No.19062749 >>19051457 What the fuck are you washing your ass in, yeast?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 09:27:57 2023 No.19062754 >>19051457 >people only have opinions on things to be contrarians Jesus, get off the internet for at least a day. What a chronically online way of thinking.

Anonymous Sat Mar 18 09:37:06 2023 No.19062759
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>>19051457
I say I like to eat brocolli because I like to eat it. I legit crave it when I'm hungry. Put some butter and whatever random spices on it and don't overcook it and it always comes out yummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 10:41:44 2023 No.19062836 File: 598 KB, 822x1037, martins broccoli salad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] okay hold up imma let yall finish but Martin's Broccoli Salad is the best broccoli dish of ALL time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 13:40:37 2023 No.19063116 >>19051576 post hairline

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 13:43:47 2023 No.19063122 >>19051457 Broccoli isn't very bad, but brussel sprouts do taste better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 13:54:04 2023 No.19063151 >>19056528 Mushrooms are better than cauliflower.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 15:03:18 2023 No.19063325 >>19051457 I always liked broccoli even as a kid. Just add salt and olive oil.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 15:24:46 2023 No.19063402 >>19051457 I genuinely enjoy the taste. I can immediately tell whenever it's an ingredient, and never in an unpleasant way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 15:34:20 2023 No.19063432 >>19062836 >jizzs all over question ingredient >says ingredient is good The absolute state of mayo pigs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 15:42:49 2023 No.19063460 >>19051488 with chicken is fine too, but yeah stir-fry is the way to go for broccoli

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:43:37 2023 No.19064301 File: 750 KB, 1000x1433, 4a4vhopz6td21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19061510 Kids pick things they don't like out of their food. It's a tale as old as time.

Anonymous Sat Mar 18 19:57:08 2023 No.19064339
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you know, I've recently tried adding broccoli to my coconut thai curry and it tasted like a very easy to make cream of broccoli soup. it's delicious.
I also like making broccoli and beef asian style, also very tasty.

if you don't like broccoli, it's because you're preparing it like a retard, likely by steaming it only.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:25:39 2023 No.19065682 >>19061970 What's that in the center?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 02:36:22 2023 No.19065711 File: 893 KB, 400x554, 1483678010509.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19052973 based. hate steaming my broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 03:50:56 2023 No.19065959 I love broccoli, I can eat it raw or steamed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:02:30 2023 No.19065988 File: 15 KB, 480x360, Vile Weed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19051457

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:30:48 2023 No.19066060 File: 237 KB, 1200x1169, h1018g16207257715328[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cauliflower is literally just broccoli, but good. Eat it instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:33:04 2023 No.19066062 >>19051457 sometimes i get confused by posts like these until i remember half of you guys are actually on the spectrum and probably have some form of ARFID

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 04:40:52 2023 No.19066080 >>19065682 Tofu, which should really be on the far left being a soy product. Maker of the chart is a retard/troll, so don't expect consistency.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 08:15:40 2023 No.19066484 >>19066080 according to this chart, tofu is more gigachad than soybeans and corn is more soy than soy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 19 08:18:54 2023 No.19066488 >>19051457 just grill it you ape

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