/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19048861]

literally a fucking scam

[Anonymous No.19048864]

>(you)
Skill issue

[Anonymous No.19048869]

seethe poorfag

[Anonymous No.19048891]

>ugh a lonely bachelor like me doesn't need to buy things in bulk!
>this is such a scam!!!

[Anonymous No.19048892]

>>19048861
I'm low income and I buy a yearly membership. You're literally just retarded.

[Anonymous No.19049149]

>>19048861
Depends on what you get, but usually I break even at my big box store on gas. So whatever I can save inside is money saved. They've gone down in stuff I used to get, and you do have to coupon to get the most out of it, but it still works for me for a lot of things.

Being a bachelor is not relevant. You use TP and garbage bags like everyone else, just get stuff that doesn't go bad. No one is making you buy the 10lb bag of potatoes that you can't eat before they sprout again.

Be grateful you have a fucking food court with chickens. Bj's doesn't, and I sometimes hate it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.19049351]

>>19048861
WROOOOOOOOOOONG!

[Anonymous No.19049363]

>>19048861
Huh?

[Anonymous No.19049375]

>>19048861
Depends on what you buy
For example, their 6lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast is cheaper than getting 6lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast for other stores, but still more expensive than getting the same amount but bone in with skin on

Relative to other stores, costco has the best ratio of quality:quantity per item

[Anonymous No.19049409]

I'm with OP.
I feel cheated when I buy canned food in bulk, because I have to throw all of the extra cans in the trash every week.
I mean, it's cheap, but it seems so wasteful for them to get me to buy so much when I can't even eat all of it.

[Anonymous No.19049536]

Is the rotisserie chicken still $5 in Canada or is it in-store prices horror

[Anonymous No.19049554]

>>19048861
>not a member
>walk in through the exit
>grab booze
>state alcohol laws requires them to still sell it to me
>the hotdogs are at a window in front of the store so non-members can buy them

[Anonymous No.19049569]

>>19049554
You don't even have to go through the exit, just tell them you're going to the pharmacy.

[Anonymous No.19049570]

i think costoc can be a scam for people who dont know how to shop there and what to buy

if you buy the large amounts of junk food like chips, crackers, cookies, etc, it's a scam

if you buy their large quantities of perishable items and they go bad, its a scam

if you buy more amounts of stuff than you would buy in a regular store and therefore eat more of it than you would have because theres more available, its a scam

however, if you buy real food, food that doesnt go bad or that you can freeze, non-perishables, or dont overeat just because a larger quantity of food means you'll eat more, its a good place

[Anonymous No.19049577]

>>19049536
They're like $8 a chicken in Ottawa. Just got one a week or two ago.

[Anonymous No.19049579]

>>19049570
basically this. buy the shit that's frozen and on sale and you'll have impossible, unrivaled food savings.

[Anonymous No.19049583]

>>19049577
Ok that's not bad, Save-on wants like $15 for theirs here in BC

[Anonymous No.19049582]

>>19049569
I want to feel sly and cool though. You can also just hold up a business card at the person and they won't give a shit and let you in without even looking at it. I did this back when I sold beer.

[Anonymous No.19049595]

>>19049582
You don't even have to hold up a business card.

Here's the magic word that will open up a lot of closed doors for you at Costco, grocery stores and a few other retail places.

"vendor".

You just tell someone that "hey, I'm a vendor and need to check stock." and that's that. No one else will mess with you the entire time you're there. I've walked straight into the employee only areas, I've walked out with merchandise (that i needed to walk out with, but regardless), I've gotten away with basically grand larceny all because no one bothered to check my credentials.

[Anonymous No.19049599]

>>19049595
I don't want to have to talk to people. The card trick just gets a glance and a nod and you don't even have to stop walking.

[Anonymous No.19049609]

>>19049595
I'm going to start a tiktok meme based on this. Soon EVERYONE will be doing this.

Thanks for ruining it for everyone, Anonymous dude! I never would have thought of this on my own!

[Anonymous No.19049611]

What's the deal with gift cards. I heard you can redeem them (sir) without being a member. Do they sell them outside of the store, like at Walmart or something? Or do you need to be a member to buy them at Costco?

[Anonymous No.19049624]

>>19049609
You're too ugly to start a meme, my secret is safe.

[Anonymous No.19049646]

>>19048861
Honestly, the last time I went there,(only time actually,) there were only 4 things in the entire store that I couldn't get for cheaper or the same price elsewhere without paying some bullshit "Club Fee"
>hot dog special
I don't eat that shit..
>rotisserie chicken
I roast my own--but still seems fairly decent--If you can beat the flood of locusts who rush the display when it's loaded
>2x 6lb. pack of King Arthur Flour
Only thing I bought
>some fucking prefab goyslop that was on special
I don't eat that shit.
So yeah...A total fucking ripoff.
It may've been something 4-5 years ago, but I'll never go back.(well, maybe for more flour.)

[Anonymous No.19049672]

>>19049646
The thing is that you got to get the whole package. Meaning gas, motor oil, groceries, clothes, etc. That's why it's more of a lifestyle than discount IMHO

[Anonymous No.19049696]

Gas alone is worth the price of admission, basically 30 cents off the sheetz across the street
Meat is sometimes worth it
Snacks are not worth it but sometimes are very good (sometimes are horrible though)
Bread both fresh and packaged are cheap but unless you eat tons of bread or freeze extra loafs you end up throwing it away
Vegetables, eggs, dairy, beverages are worth it
Last month LA Croix was 5 dollars for a 24 pack, I have la Croix for 4 months in my garage right now for less than half the price I would pay st a grocery store

[Anonymous No.19049715]

>>19049672
>That's why it's more of a lifestyle
UUGH!
Fucking march of the NPC clones.
I see what you mean--And I fucking hate it.
These are the people who will turn on their neighbors first after the food runs out when the power goes off.
>Brought to you by Costco:"Fuck you! I'm eating."

[Anonymous No.19049797]

>>19049595
>I've walked straight into the employee only areas, I've walked out with merchandise (that i needed to walk out with, but regardless), I've gotten away with basically grand larceny all because no one bothered to check my credentials.
that's bullshit but I want to believe it

[Anonymous No.19049864]

My mom got an extra card and gave it to me so I get cheap gas and hot dogs for free. My conclusion therefore is that it's a great deal and OP can lick my nuts

[Anonymous No.19049871]

>>19049715
I ate your fucking lamb and there isn't a GODDAMN thing you can do about it you stupid fucking sheep!

[Anonymous No.19049879]

>>19049797
It's not bullshit at all. Acting like you belong is the first part of social engineering. I'm also in my 30's. I don't think some broccoli top could walk in and pull it off unless they had extreme self-confidence and, as the tide podders say, rizz.

I also know the ins and outs of the industry enough to use the right lingo.

"who's your rep for (liquor distribution company)? Oh? Him? I thought Adam had all the (insert store name here). Well, anyway, I'm gonna take these, reach out to Scott in the morning and he should get you replacements."

[Anonymous No.19049890]

I got a membership after not having one for 10 years. Terrible. I can get better for less elsewhere. If it was closer it might pay for itself in gas costs...

[Anonymous No.19049946]

>>19049879
Amazing the things one can accomplish with only "Owning the Role" and sometimes a clipboard.
Social engineering used to be a well known 2600/H4x0rs gambit--"the invisible key" as it were..
Now, even though 90% of the world is just a big CON--People still don't believe it.
Funny.
I guess Sammy Clemens was right: "It's easier to fool people, than to convince them they've been fooled"

[Anonymous No.19050083]

>>19049879
You act like Costco has hidden rooms that customers can't access. The only area that is sort of sequestered from the public is the cardboard baler and trash chute, and loading dock. That is simply because it is risky to let stupid people around that stuff. Random people accidentally walk into the breakroom all the time and nobody cares. The general manager office is closer to the front than the breakroom is always open. What do you think you are actually accomplishing here?

[Anonymous No.19050143]

>>19049409
>>19048861
>t.retards

[Anonymous No.19050147]

>>19049409
Everyone point and laugh at the fucking retards!! lol!!!! learn to count, retards !!

[Anonymous No.19050149]

>>19049536
$8.99 CDN is a great price for a rotychicky. which it was last i checked.

[Anonymous No.19050150]

>>19049583
i'd take up arms against the local jurisdiction at that point

[Anonymous No.19050176]

>>19050083
I'm not specifically talking about costco.

like, you can use the vendor trick to enter costco without a membership.

You can use the vendor trick to steal or gain access to restricted areas in grocery stores, liquor stores, and other retailers.

[Anonymous No.19050246]

>>19049595
Why are you black?

[Anonymous No.19050264]

Costco is great for bulk buying, what the store was intended for.
Lately all the new flashy items are basically overpriced, non bulk food that can rack up the bill pretty quickly if your picking up shit based on "oh that's new!"
Stick to the basics, stop consuming everything new.

[Anonymous No.19050609]

>>19049569
>>19049554
You can just tell them you’re buying liquor. You’re allowed to

[Anonymous No.19050743]

So you prefer to imagine you’re lying and cheating to get in to do things you’re literally allowed to do, just because it’s a members only club huh? You’re not pulling a trick by buying liquor food court or pharmacy that’s literally all allowed without a membership.

[Anonymous No.19050749]

>>19049149
>Coupon

Not accepted. Only preteen bjs lets you use manufactured coupons and local.

[Anonymous No.19050753]

>>19049554
You can tell them you are there to sex service a child. They will let you pass.

[Anonymous No.19051003]

>>19048861
>scam
you don't seem to know what that word means.

[Anonymous No.19051059]

>>19051003
Rip offed, bamboozled, gypped, swindled, deceived, fucked in the asshole like with a preteen child, beguiled, tricked, scammed, conned, duped... that's mostly it.

[Anonymous No.19051115]

>>19051059
one of these is not like the others

[Anonymous No.19051245]

>>19050743
Exactly. I don't understand why people are acting like they are being cool super spies. The employees don't give a shit. Just need to feel like they are smarter than everyone else?

[Anonymous No.19051309]

>>19048861
True and real.
Literally just looked at signing up two days ago. The prices in store are the same as every other store. In some cases, prices are more than fucking Amazon.

>t. Sam's Club Member

[Anonymous No.19051356]

>>19051309
>buying food from a glorified bookstore

Fucking idiot I swear. Kids these days...

[Anonymous No.19051464]

>>19048891
I think most bachelors buy more in bulk than any other sub group.
Normies: I can't buy $200 worth of hamburgers I'd be eating burgers for dinner for a month.
Bachelor: Burgers for every meal sounds great.

Normies: We use so much toilet paper, but this might be too much.
Bachelor: A fucking pallet of toilet paper? I wouldn't have to buy any more for a decade, sold. Wait if I buy two pallets it's even cheaper?

[Anonymous No.19051512]

>>19051464
based. that picture makes me nervous

[Anonymous No.19051523]

>>19051512
Children can consent.

[Anonymous No.19051526]

>>19051523
???? idgi

[Anonymous No.19051539]

>>19051526
https://files.catbox.moe/74xzx0.mp4

[Anonymous No.19051543]

>>19048861
>Buy bulk product that looks like good value per unit
>It ends up being unusably bad
>Have to discard the rest
Yeah, fuck costco

[Anonymous No.19051577]

The true purpose of membership stores is that you avoid the troglodytes and pavement apes.

[Anonymous No.19051606]

>>19051539
whats most based about cunnyposters is their hyper aggression to fags

[Anonymous No.19051612]

>>19051245
poorfag alkies think $60 a year on a membership is expensive because it takes away from their drinking budget lol

[Anonymous No.19051613]

>>19051543
what ghetto ass costco are you soliciting? are you trying to buy 40 cellphones? costco is for buying a month's worth of muffins and filling your gas tank

[Anonymous No.19051618]

>go to costco for my $600 bi-monthly run
>waste too much time and the chicken thighs i bought went lukewarm before i got them in the freezer
hope theyre okay...

[Anonymous No.19051621]

>>19051613
>gas

So glad I bought a bicycle for 30th birthday.

[Anonymous No.19051626]

>>19051618
I left a whole box of Barber Chicken Cordon Bleus from Sam's out for a week once and they were fine.

[Anonymous No.19051629]

>>19051621
>hes over 30 riding a bicycle
grim fate
>>19051626
good to know. they were warm for maybe 20 minutes and i'm just a paranoid bastard

[Anonymous No.19051636]

>>19051629
>20 minutes

Christ. You are paranoid. I defrost storemade cordon blues in the sun for days sometime. Here is one now.

[Anonymous No.19051639]

>>19051629
How is it grim? I can even tow a camper or trailer with it.

[Anonymous No.19051642]

>>19051636
Lol, the paranoia stems from my previous work place where keeping meat and food at temperature was super duper serious. Old habits die hard

[Anonymous No.19051647]

>>19048861
Speak for yourself I like to go there and damage the massive packages of stuff so nobody will buy them

[Anonymous No.19051656]

>>19051642
You'd be surprised how hardy humans are. They can digest and make use of the most spoiled rancid food you can imagine if you really needed to. We are not that far from buzzards. I've eaten alot of crazy stomach turning shit in my life but it still gave me sustenance.

[Anonymous No.19051657]

if you need to buy appliances or tires or eggs or soda or protein powder or beer or liquor if your state allows it, it pays for itself in like 3 trips

[Anonymous No.19051659]

>>19048861
>Go to store
>Buy a ton of coffee
>Now have to drink coffee every day
>Who does that????
>Have to do this otherwise coffee goes bad
Jesus game theory is for retards
I fucking hate when people who don't know shit about food want to give me food advice

[Anonymous No.19051669]

>>19051657
>alcohol

I wish. I go through a 1.75 bacardi every two/three days. Could save a fortune. Damn state.

[Anonymous No.19051673]

>>19048861
The real answer is to get one membership and go there once a month to shop with your friends and family and after that you split the goods and the bill
That way you aren't stuck with more produce than you can consume and neither are you paying for a full membership

[Anonymous No.19051682]

>buy year's worth of toilet paper, year's worth of paper towels, year's worth of body wash, and year's worth of shampoo

congrats, you've already saved $100

[Anonymous No.19051688]

>>19048861
It's great if you own a restaurant
>Go in
>Get a shit ton of rotisserie chicken
>Use the chicken you bought for the food you sell
>Sell at a massive mark up
>Continue using it after it has gone bad
>No need to pay a Mexican
>No need to have a kitchen
>If anyone complains just make aioli by mixing an industrial size jar of mayo with half a package of Italian herbs and a tablespoon of garlic powder and put enough of it in the food to mask the flavor

[Anonymous No.19051698]

>>19051682
>year's worth of shampoo
what? pretty sure you can't buy half a bottle of shampoo mate

[Anonymous No.19051701]

>>19048861
>Bulk dog food
>Bulk dog dental treats
>Bulk toilet paper
>Bulk paper towels
>Bulk laundry soap
>Bulk fruit
>Cheap ready-made meals
>Cheaptest gas in town
>Random appliances

If you think it's a scam you're probably either single or too stupid to feed yourself.

[Anonymous No.19051716]

>>19051698
weird flex but okay

[Anonymous No.19051850]

>>19051698
thin hair bros we stay winning

[Anonymous No.19051852]

going to costco today you guys need anything

[Anonymous No.19051867]

>>19051852
A little girl last week in a blue Elsa dress flashing her DFC and cunny at me while her mom was in line waiting for lentil samples.

[Anonymous No.19051877]

>>19049149
>No one is making you buy the 10lb bag of potatoes
Beef stew is making me.

[Anonymous No.19051898]

>>19049554
>>19049569
They ask for cards at the entrance for show. Makes the whole experience feel more exclusive and makes thieves feel like they are actually being watched and shouldn't bother trying to shoplift there. They scan your card at checkout anyway, so at the door doesn't really mean anything. Tell them you are checking it out. They probably still sell day-passes for $5 but it's free to look around before you sign up, so just say that's what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.19051900]

>>19049696
>La Croix???

[Anonymous No.19051922]

>>19051900
A very exclusive premium flavored sparkling water.

[Anonymous No.19051924]

>>19051701
This PLUS
>Bulk frozen meat
>Bulk diapers and wipes for parents
>Free food samples on certain days of the week
>Ballin hotdogs and pizza for cheap at the food court

I switched to sam's club because our Costco was full of niglets that don't know what a line looks like... Seriously, the checkout looked like a mosh pit every time. Sam's club was only slightly better, but they have the scan and go app so I could start skipping the so-called "lines"... I still miss the Costco pizza though.

[Anonymous No.19051946]

>>19051716
You’re fucking up your hair using that much shampoo. Once a week max, bud.

[Anonymous No.19052032]

>>19051356
>amazon
>bookstore
Are you stupid or just a fucking idiot? Amazon has been the everything store for over a decade. If it's not gun related there's pretty much nothing they don't have. A 25" rainbow dildo, fresh ham sandwich, and a mech keyboard all delivered in an hour free shipping.

[Anonymous No.19052040]

I literally don't buy shampoo soap etc. I go on a trip or two every year and get tons of little bottles and I can Stretch a little boys behind four or five times before the bottle is gone.

[Anonymous No.19052049]

>>19052040
Oops little *bottle

[Anonymous No.19052053]

>>19051626
I left a huge pack of fresh chicken in the trunk of my car for a week one time. I could smell the rotting chicken for a year after that.

[Anonymous No.19052054]

>>19049149
>BJ's coupon book.
They have their own coupons for their own store that they have at their store. Why not just put it on sale. What's the point? It's like some sort of bing bah wahoo tactic to make people feel like they are accomplishing something.

[Anonymous No.19052084]

>>19048861
I've created excel sheets and compared the price of everything I buy on costco trips to how much it would be at a normal retailer, sale prices included, while also factoring in the membership price.
>Every single year since I got a membership in 2018 I've saved $1,000-$2,000 compared to buying at a different retailer
This is a shit thread though.

[Anonymous No.19052133]

>>19049595
>grocy store fag here
This won't work if you're an austic, non-confident retard.
People that don't look like they belong stand out instantly, as nobody wants customers in the backroom.
Generally vendors wear uniforms or some sort of nametag that indicates their affiliation. If you're wandering around, someone will ask you who you are. If you can get one of those clipboard/paper case, wear a black collared shirt, black dress-y pants and black leather shoes, it'll go a long way to looking like a beer vendor guy.

[Anonymous No.19052157]

>>19052040
>that freudian slip
why don't you have a seat

[Anonymous No.19052212]

>>19052157
MAP pride anti scum.

[Anonymous No.19052221]

>>19052133
Yeah, I detailed a lot of that in >>19049879

Confidence is absolutely key, which is why I know a lot of these retards won't be able to get away with it. "uhh hi.. i'm uhhh... i'm a vendor? I need to check the beers."

[Anonymous No.19052227]

>>19051618
>$600
>bi-monthly
Holy shit please tell me you are feeding a family of 10. How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.19052237]

>>19052227
A5 Wagyu and Dom Perignon doesn't buy itself.

[Anonymous No.19052260]

>>19052040
>I can Stretch a little boys behind four or five times

[Anonymous No.19052285]

>>19051922
I was making a reference sorry
https://youtu.be/watch?v=DT-VXh0vOOA

[Anonymous No.19052322]

>>19051245
We give a shit! You’re just allowed to do it and we’re okay with you!

[Anonymous No.19052351]

>>19051701
>I'm not getting scammed I keep an unhygienic beast in my home that I have to feed, provide treats for, clean, walk vaccinate, take to the vet, provide attention and tolerate loud barks and general misbehaviour from who provides me with no form of value
And he puts me at risk of anyone who doesn't like me giving a fake tip to the police about abuse they can use to invade my home
I'm smart

[Anonymous No.19052379]

>>19052351
Aaaahahaha you’re so paranoid

[Anonymous No.19052383]

You all know you can eat dog right? It's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19052390]

>>19049554
Just bee your self and they'll let you through

[Anonymous No.19052406]

>>19052351
>no value

Dog watches the house while I'm at work
Also companionship

[Anonymous No.19052416]

>>19052406
Don't worry anon, your house won't run away.

[Anonymous No.19052436]

>>19052416
No, but some minorties might with my stuff

[Anonymous No.19052440]

>>19052436
Get a big titty minority girl to watch your house and suck your dick instead

[Anonymous No.19052446]

>>19052440
I was going to say the same thing but a flat chested preteen girl.

[Anonymous No.19052486]

>>19049149
Kek loser

[Anonymous No.19052487]

>>19052351
beyond meds

[Anonymous No.19052494]

>>19052054
Bingo retard. People are simple.

[Anonymous No.19052500]

>>19049577
canada is such a shit hole

[Anonymous No.19052523]

>>19049879
You're a grown man who lives with his mom literally just stealing.

[Anonymous No.19052536]

>>19052032
You would know troon

[Anonymous No.19052555]

Its the kind of place where you can get really fucking fat for real cheap.

[Anonymous No.19052580]

>>19052555
That is food pantries and welfare.

[Anonymous No.19052616]

>>19052580
no one is getting fat off wellfare, barely any money is given on food stamps

[Anonymous No.19052661]

>>19051669
You are an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.19052664]

>>19050083
>he doesnt know about the secret subbasement for costoco gold members

ngmi

[Anonymous No.19052679]

>>19052616
Bull fucking shit. They give out the unhealthiest food bulk. Pasta, rice and unhealthy carbs when you should be on a 85+% meat and dairy diet.

We give WAAAYY too much to welfare.

[Anonymous No.19052682]

>>19052661
No. I am not.

[Anonymous No.19052998]

>>19052536
Must be miserable never being able to stop thinking about trannys, just a weak minded manbaby falling for fox news culture war propaganda.

[Anonymous No.19053006]

>>19052998
Sure thing troon

[Anonymous No.19053015]

We are MAPs here.

[Anonymous No.19053018]

>>19048861
bag of boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cheeses, hams, there's a bunch of shit that's worth buying in bulk usually at good prices too

[Anonymous No.19053029]

>>19051698
your hair must be really fucking greasy and nasty.

or nonexistent.

[Anonymous No.19054088]

>>19049696
>LA Croix was 5 dollars for a 24 pack
fuck, i'm jelly. my nearest costco is 40 miles away

[Anonymous No.19054680]

>>19051669
Brother.

[Anonymous No.19054850]

>>19054680
And I actually feel OK. Except sometimes the first two hours after I get up. This brand just works for me.

[Anonymous No.19054880]

>>19048869
Its used by pakis and indians mostly. Id rather goto morrisons for real food

[Anonymous No.19054886]

This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever read on 4chan. Think about that.

[Anonymous No.19054935]

A person I work with offered to take me to costco once and now they think we are friends. I want to go back to costco but I don't want to be their friend. They asked me recently if I wanted to go to a boardgamebar for their friends birthday, and also if I wanted to go see Titanic with them (they are screening it again here for some reason). They also constantly send me messages and any time, day or night, if I reply it's instantly read and they are replying again. I'm seriously thinking about changing jobs and moving because of it.

[Anonymous No.19054969]

>>19054935
>justgirlproblems

[Anonymous No.19054979]

>>19054935
If you're a dude, you're fucking weird. If you're a girl/woman, you're loathesome. Stop being a user. Mr. Rogers would frown and walk away from you.

[Anonymous No.19054991]

>>19054979
Im 28 and he's like 40, both men. And he's not gay because he always tells me about how he thinks different girls we work with are hot.

[Anonymous No.19055026]

>>19051898
They're legally required to sell you booze

[Anonymous No.19055027]

>>19051701
>>19051924
I was hoping for more stuff like this in the thread. Are people withholding info for fear of causing a price spike on their sacred items? Big wins I know about at Costco:
-Brie Cheese
-Tilamook Cheese bricks
-Goat Cheese
-Beef
-Kimchi
-Eggs (24 free range organic for $6.50ish)
-Coffee is a few $ cheaper per pound.
-Kirkland Whiskey is a great value for what it is
>>19051898
They check me every time. It may have to do with me making eye contact and nodding to people. So I have to stop greeting the employees or else I'm at the point where I'm either going to have my card out when I'm walking in, or I'm going to be ignoring the fuckers.

[Anonymous No.19055035]

>>19054991
>And he's not gay because he always tells me about how he thinks different girls we work with are hot.
With the little youve told us I'll make two guesses.
He's either autistic and sees you as his one work friend or he's bisexual and still wants to bend you over bit is playing to you being straight.

[Anonymous No.19055115]

>>19051464
>>19048891
This. Buying shit in bulk rocks

t. bachelor

[Anonymous No.19055350]

>>19048861
How are you this poor. My Walmart is better stocked; I'm just in a weird area. I go whenever I can sneak in; how are you this poor?

[Anonymous No.19056016]

>>19048861
In no way is it a scam. I save the price of the membership on just the savings of toilet paper and paper towels vs my local store. After that everything is already practically at cost.

[Anonymous No.19056025]

>>19052523
I haven't lived with my mom in 15 years, and no, I'm not stealing anything.

[Anonymous No.19056162]

>be me
>not a costco member
>walk into their service desk area
>buy giant jumbo hotdog and soda for $1.50
>walk out

[Anonymous No.19056423]

>>19056162
i did this 4 times in one day and got two pizzas as well

[Anonymous No.19056711]

>>19055350
I think you're the poor one here, Sneakigger.

[Anonymous No.19056746]

>>19051698
Based flora cultivating Aussie....
Ya...Good luck with these fags...
They think BUYING SHIT on a higher level is where they "Win"

[Anonymous No.19056753]

>>19051701
LOLOLOLOLOL!!
TAX DONKEY!!!!
HAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!
Whatta moran.

[Anonymous No.19056758]

>>19052157
LULZY...

[Anonymous No.19056872]

>>19048861

Fuck Costco. Sure everything is cheap there but does it matter when you spend $300 minimum?

>inb4 muh hotdog

Yeah you buy the cheap hotdog then you think "man I could use another bulk pack of diet coke" then you walk out with 300lbs of other bullshit. Costco is pure evil.

[Anonymous No.19056883]

costco is good
kirkland water? great.
frozen foods 8/10
but a lot of the bulk products like chips are ones without seasoning or variation. everything stats to feel a bit homogenized and corny. Still worth it if you live good and want bulk items and a well priced thinkpad.
also i used to pick up 1200mg of adderall there every month so i'm a bit biased.

[Anonymous No.19056903]

>>19056872
>>inb4 muh hotdog
DUDE...U R SOOOO L8....
lololol..

[Anonymous No.19056956]

I can't imagine paying for a membership and being forced to buy in bulk quantities exclusively. WinCo is leagues better. They will take over

[Anonymous No.19056978]

>>19056872
Have you ever considered, I don't know... demonstrating a little self-restraint and not buying all that crap?
I mean, it's like when you have free antenna tv. Nobody is forcing you to pay for it, and you don't have to watch all of the channels just because they are there.

[Anonymous No.19057226]

>>19055027
>They check me every time. It may have to do with me making eye contact and nodding to people.

i'm in NYC, i've never been checked at the entrance. sometimes they say hi, i imagine it's being a wallmart greeter without the wagie dance routines.

where the hell are you? because in NYC with our fucked bail reform, it's completely in their interests to check cards at the entrance to prevent non-felony shoplifting. which is weird because i've only heard of that shit happening in cvs/corner store pharmacies and some retail shops but never costco.

[Anonymous No.19057276]

>>19056872
>Yeah you buy the cheap hotdog then you think "man I could use another bulk pack of diet coke" then you walk out with 300lbs of other bullshit. Costco is pure evil.

i dont usually do this, but in this case the jews are not at fault, there is no zionic conspiracy. it's completely youre own fault for being a pig disgusting glutton.

[Anonymous No.19057281]

Costco sucks because they won’t take Amex

[Anonymous No.19057571]

Does anyone elses costco just throw the hotdog in the bag and not wrap it up? It’s very unsettling.

[Anonymous No.19057612]

Their orange chicken is the only reason I still pay my membership fee

[Anonymous No.19057630]

>>19057612
>Crazy Cuizine
A marketing team got paid for this

[Anonymous No.19057765]

>>19057630
It's wierd
You'd think it's all just kiddie food judging by the name but it's really good
Their website prides themselves on their "restaurant-quality" food

[Anonymous No.19057916]

>>19048861
definitely shop around, don't let em getcha

[Anonymous No.19057917]

>>19049570
>>if you buy their large quantities of perishable items and they go bad, its a scam
>it's costcos fault if you buy a 58 pack of avocados and they go bad before you eat them all
(You)ser error

[Anonymous No.19057931]

>>19057612
I’ve never been able to make it turn out good.

[Anonymous No.19057937]

>>19057931
just throw it in the air fryer, 400 for 18 minutes
dead simple

[Anonymous No.19058008]

>>19052616
Retard most welfare goes to junk food and fast food. Niggas are not buying no produce wit they SNAP

[Anonymous No.19058011]

>>19052998
>muh fox news
You're really proving him right with this twitch-level posting

[Anonymous No.19058016]

>>19051669
Oof, been there man. Naltrexone and doing The Sinclair Method saved me.

Give it a search if interested. Worked better than AA for me!

[Anonymous No.19058019]

>>19052998
retard you couldn't go one post without bringing up "my rainbow dildo hahaha I am sooooo GAY hahah" don't you fucking dare try to bitch about culture wars when you can't even open your cocksheath without trying to force your faggotry into everyone. stop being you.

[Anonymous No.19058024]

>>19058019
for someone who claims to hate gays you sure seem to love getting butthurt

[Anonymous No.19058031]

if you put a rack of ribs in your pants and buy other stuff ,,they will let you pass through. got 3 racks last week this way.,

[Anonymous No.19058038]

>>19058024
You literally can't complain about others calling you a tranny when you literally bring it up out of nowhere yourself. Yes that is fucking annoying so yes people are going to be annoyed at you. You fucking fags have gotten so sheltered and privileged you have no fucking clue how much you deserve more hate than you're allowed to receive.

[Anonymous No.19058061]

>>19051698
>using shampoo
Just scrub with water. It works if your diet isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.19058140]

>>19056162
We keep the food court open to everyone because teenagers aren't old enough to purchase a membership. I imagine this is Costco policy worldwide

[Anonymous No.19058148]

>>19048861
Sam's Club seems to have more food on clearance while Walmart has a ton more.

[Anonymous No.19058151]

>>19048861
The food at Costco is processed goyslop, no different from Walmart just in bulk.

[Anonymous No.19058152]

>>19048861
>>19049570
Cosco, Sams Club, BJs are scams if you are a single person. If you have a household with 5 people in it, you will savce a lot of money

[Anonymous No.19058179]

>>19051682
Nope amazon is cheaper on all those when you do it right.

[Anonymous No.19058192]

>>19058140
Anon you're ruining his bad boy fantasy

[Anonymous No.19058205]

>>19051946
I can guarantee that you smell bad. Are you an incel by chance?

[Anonymous No.19058381]

>>19057226
Suburban Midwest city. The to other factor is that I go an hour prior to closing, so the crowds are way down. They're at the door bored. I've decided that I'm going to ignore them. If I hear them shout I'll pretend I didn't. If they follow me all the way to the meat section I'll just act surprised. I'm there like 20-30 times a year - fuck having to ask for permission each time.

[Anonymous No.19058385]

>>19057226
Suburban Midwest city. I go an hour prior to closing, so the crowds are way down. They're probably just bored. I've decided that I'm going to ignore them. If I hear them shout I'll pretend I didn't. If they follow me all the way to the meat section I'll act surprised. I'm there 20-30 times a year; fuck having to ask for permission each time.

[Anonymous No.19059426]

One miscellaneous thing is the peace of mind costco's return policy gives if you need to do mattress shopping. Because mattress shopping can be a nightmare and mattress sellers will do everything to void your ability to make a return

[Anonymous No.19061088]

>>19056162
the food court and pharmacy have always been open to everyone

[Anonymous No.19061113]

Okay I was a member for like 6 years, but I moved out of my parents far away from Costco so I canceled it.

>walmart has cheaper paper towels and toilet paper (cheaper than the dollar store)
>I miss the costco large portion frozen meals, but they weren't cheap
>the costco garbage bags, plastic wrap have lasted me 2 years and still going
>costco fresh fish and meat is for the rich

[Anonymous No.19061751]

>>19056872
Learn some self-discipline.