Favorite desert thread

[Anonymous No.19047693]

[Anonymous No.19047698]

Beef Wellington is delicious. It's a treat when I want to eat some poison bread.

[Anonymous No.19047700]

>>19047693
I like a good chocolate cake or pumpkin pie with a good dollop of whipped cream on top.

[Anonymous No.19047705]

I'm not partial to desserts

[Anonymous No.19047706]

>coffee liqueur + milk over ice = instant iced coffee
saw this shit shilled endlessly on many cocktail YT channels so i bought some. tastes gr8 because it's not sweet at all and just adds coffee to your drink. downside: it was $30 and i already drank half of it in 1 week.

[Anonymous No.19047709]

>>19047705
Then why did you post in a dessert thread

[Anonymous No.19047711]

>>19047706
Anon, I go through a 1.75l Chivas regal every four days.

[Anonymous No.19047716]

>>19047709
Woosh!

[Anonymous No.19047718]

>>19047711
That's what I'm trying to avoid because whenever I get a bottle of anything I always run through it and I'm trying to develop a bar cabinet with a healthy selection. Tired of wanting to make a cocktail only to find I finished the bottle I need last week.

[Anonymous No.19047719]

>>19047711
that can't be good for you

[Anonymous No.19047727]

Probably the Mojave but I've never seen the atacama nor gobi. On an unrelated note my favorite sweet snack is two scoops of "s" cream

[Anonymous No.19047735]

Tiramisu.
This is the best invitation I've ever received. I was too chicken to ask her out properly.
Live and learn.

[Anonymous No.19047736]

>>19047693
instant yummy
>>19047698
ew, keto

[Anonymous No.19047745]

>>19047735
Never be afraid to ask someone out. They can tell you "no", but then you move on with your life without being held by "what ifs".

[Anonymous No.19047751]

imagine saying bussing and no cap to your grandma
i would kill the little shit

[Anonymous No.19047753]

>>19047693
I'm a big fan of the Gobi desert myself
>>19047735
Based Peter, good for you

[Anonymous No.19047754]

>>19047693
a bagel

i hate sweets

[Anonymous No.19047762]

I like crunchy meringue
eton mess, pavlova, the list could go on...

[Anonymous No.19047792]

>>19047693
what's that desert where it rains like once or twice a year and flowers just grow everywhere
yeah that one I guess

>>19047718
I know that feel bro
my cocktail recipes tend to be whatever I can make with the 2 spirits I haven't managed to polish off yet

I'm not a fan of sweet things in general, but I'll go for a slice of baklava or pecan pie
basically adding nuts is how you get me on board
cue jokes

[Anonymous No.19047795]

>>19047719
I think it may be OK because I converted to soda water and I think that's diluting or doing something inside me to negate the alcohols effects which is why I an up to a half. Before now, a night was usually a third.

[Anonymous No.19047796]

>>19047751
Yeah you're not just a temper tantrum throwing tranny at all lmao

[Anonymous No.19047823]

>>19047745
I've been wanting to go steady with this 7th grader for months now.

[Anonymous No.19047835]

>>19047693
Probably pumpkin pie or a malt.

[Anonymous No.19047850]

>>19047835
I tried getting into malts but they are too smoky and harsh. I prefer blended.

[Anonymous No.19047851]

[Anonymous No.19047854]

>>19047850
I feel like you're talking about something completely different.

[Anonymous No.19047864]

>>19047854
Single malts?

[Anonymous No.19047869]

>>19047864
Ice cream malts, you know malted milk powder, ice cream, perhaps chocolate or some other flavor?

[Anonymous No.19047870]

>>19047727
based and readingpilled

[Anonymous No.19047908]

>>19047693
Tort napoleon
Just anything with pastry cream

[Anonymous No.19047909]

>>19047735
And they called it, fatty love

[Anonymous No.19047912]

>>19047693
my favourite cake has vanished from existence, it was a bakery that did all types of cakes and cookies, then, absolute horror happened, they dropped all the cakes and started making cinnamon rolls
I went and asked what happened to "the cake"... they were like "lol what cake idk", the guy responsible probably moved to some other job. So I thought ah no biggie I know a bakery specialized in chocolate. So I called the "chef" or cake master. I descrived the cake. He was like "nah dude I don't get in experiments for a single cake".

If you're curious, the cake looked like a non spongy chocolate cake. But they asked me, do you want us to microwave it? It literally turned the whole cake like the inside of a chocolate coulant. I cry on the inside. All was lost, to fucking toruists wanting cinnamon rolls.
Tragedy.

[Anonymous No.19047945]

>>19047912
Do not despair, anon. I'm sure you'll be able to find an almost identical recipe or even a better one. Could it perhaps be similar to Buttermilk Pantry's Melting Chocolate Cake? https://buttermilkpantry.wordpress.com/2022/12/09/melting-chocolate-cake/

[Anonymous No.19047962]

>>19047945
anon you're my hero, that looks 100% like the cake I ate

have the best brownie recipe I've ever tried in return. Anon from /ck/ handed it to me, a million thanks I will be trying this cake for sure

here's the brownie recipe:
https://tasty.co/recipe/ultimate-brownies

[Anonymous No.19047980]

[Anonymous No.19047991]

>>19047735
>2018
It was a good year unlike now

[Anonymous No.19047997]

>>19047745
They don't say no. They might say they're busy maybe some other time, pretend to misunderstand you, or outright ignore you, but they'll never give a firm no and you will always wonder if you interpreted their response correctly.

[Anonymous No.19048004]

>>19047912
Ask around. People with businesses near to this spot loved this stuff too and know where he/she went. 9 out of 10 it was a simple recipe as well, try a handbook.

>>19047693
Cheese. Raw milk. With proper brown Belgian beer.
Mignardises and coffee or liqueur.
Pralines and liqueur or coffee.

[Anonymous No.19048008]

>>19048004
this anon gave me just it:
>>19047945

[Anonymous No.19048033]

>>19047991
What are you talking about? There has never been so much free time, welfare, spreading of money around, wealth, medical technology we can access, peace and greatest technology to make our lives great than at any time in our species history.

Dude... We are living IN THE GOOD TIMES. There is no mistaking it. Your doom and gloom is so far away from reality it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.19048037]

>>19047851
Based

[Anonymous No.19048049]

>>19047991
We were saying the same shit in 2018 and 2019 before the plandemic but they really pulled the rug on us making it even worse huh. I wonder if we are going to miss covid in a few years.

[Anonymous No.19048071]

>>19048049
Right now, all things considered, we are in the best of times. We are at peace, everyone's wealthy with all the printing and money borrowing.

Someday, figuratively, rent will come due. But right now we are in peak civilization mode now.

[Anonymous No.19048114]

>>19047851
This but no mascarpone (it fucking sucks) just regular creamed cheese

[Anonymous No.19048125]

>>19048049
Stop dooming and being a loser. Things are mostly fine, and the problems your society is experiencing now are 10x worse in most other countries. You believe otherwise because you spend the greater part of your day looking at catastrophizing schizo nonsense on your screen that you can turn off at any time. Go for a hike and have a beer.

[Anonymous No.19048137]

>>19048125
Don't forget hit up a middle school and get laid.

[Anonymous No.19048153]

>>19048071
>rent will come due
All according to plan. That's when digital currency will be introduced, and everything you have will be taken from you by force. That's when the real "Great Reset" begins.

[Anonymous No.19048170]

>>19048153
Yeah, I watch fox too. That makes sense. Will be a step. That's just a means of control.

[Anonymous No.19048231]

>>19047997
Same thing, ask and move on.

[Anonymous No.19048239]

>>19048125
This. Just bee yourself and things will be good. Totally.

[Anonymous No.19048241]

>>19047980
For me its a tie between this and bread pudding.

[Anonymous No.19048244]

>>19048071
Lmao this guy, the average person isn’t benefitting from inflation at all, money printing is a tax on all people who don’t directly receive the printed money

>>19048125
Sorry you don’t remember the good times zoomer but people didn’t used to be such retarded niggers and racism and politics weren’t at the forefront of everyone’s minds

[Anonymous No.19048296]

>>19048114
>just regular creamed cheese
Like mascarpone?

[Anonymous No.19048302]

>>19048244
>people didn’t used to be such retarded niggers
Yes they did.
>racism and politics weren’t at the forefront of everyone’s minds
And? Who cares what random morons on the street are thinking about? Pay them no mind and live your life. 99% of all people who ever lived had to deal with much bigger societal problems than people virtue-signaling about BLM or whatever.

[Anonymous No.19048322]

>>19047962
Absolutely thrilled to have brightened up someone's day and to have made this shithole of a website slightly more worthwhile to browse. Thank you kindly for the reccomendation, will definitely try those brownies and report back!

[Anonymous No.19048332]

I love as a veteran I can boondock on BLM land and even go into some state and NP's to get free hookups and dumping.

[Anonymous No.19048339]

>>19048322
yo da bess

[Anonymous No.19048347]

desserts to me are for eating with others or if u smoke weed and want to pig out for a while. lots of people consume shitty processed food with lots of carbs and drink sodas and energy drinks so their body is too used to sugar to biologically know how to take in desserts. i don't like making a delicacy that makes my blood sugar rish and crash and leads to many body issues. for holidays and birthdays i like key lime pie though the citrus makes it feel like it isn't just sugar fat and a nice flavor but little reward. i like making berry/lemon pancakes though esp huckleberry or drinking white russians at night though so i'm not judging

[Anonymous No.19048490]

>>19048302
Times are declining stop pretending they arent

[Anonymous No.19048497]

>>19047727
Not a bad way to remember it but I always think "Strawberry Shortcake"

[Anonymous No.19048510]

>>19048490
The only thing that is declining is the iron grip white people have on the world.

[Anonymous No.19048530]

>>19048510
ah yeah, the famous white people of goldman sachs

[Anonymous No.19048824]

>>19048530
>what is the uniparty

[Anonymous No.19048851]

lemon bars

[Anonymous No.19048877]

>>19047700
I love me some pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.19048878]

>>19047711
It takes you 4 days to get through a handle? You're still at light alcoholism. Come back when it takes you 2, and get your diploma when it takes you 1.

[Anonymous No.19048881]

>>19048530

>Apple and Facebook have overwhelming faggotry

Shocker

[Anonymous No.19049218]

>>19047693
you just can't really beat ice cream. there's like every flavor conceivable and if you like chocolate you can put chocolate in it. if you like cake you can put cake in it. if you like thai tea you can have thai tea ice cream.

you can just put whatever desert in the ice cream and make it whatever flavor you want and it's good

[Anonymous No.19049284]

Strawberry rhubarb pie.

[Anonymous No.19049307]

>>19047693
Bread pudding, with plenty of diced peaches, raisins, some pecans and lots of butter rum sauce.

[Anonymous No.19049740]

>>19049307
>raisins
ask me hie i ktdo you k dj keh whfe pdn?

[Anonymous No.19050555]

>>19047745
A lot of worse things to say than no chief.
"I thought you were gay"
"Ew"

[Anonymous No.19050565]

>>19048125
so true bestie
this monday i totally spiralled and felt really bad but right now things are looking up frfr no cap
2023 will be my year. im baking a medovik honey cake soon to celebrate it

[Anonymous No.19050594]

>>19048125
Yes, good goy. Just go out, spend all your money and live recklessly while we erode your personal freedom a little more each day. No need to be fearful, embrace the Great Reset! It's for the greater good don't ya know? The government totally knows whats best for you.

[Anonymous No.19050780]

>>19048530
I wonder what compelled those Exxon employees to donate to dems. If they cared about the environment, they wouldn't be working for Exxon in the first place, so why actively jeopardize your livelyhood?

[Anonymous No.19050857]

>>19050780
You need to give money to both parties because you need the group in power to legislate in your favor.

[Anonymous No.19050932]

haven't been there but the Atacama seems dry. Our perhaps the Karakoram. for sweet treats I enjoy most of them but could go for some baklava right now, although candy bars like almond joys and kinder buenos have been enticing me recently

[Anonymous No.19050938]

>>19049740
What?

[Anonymous No.19051544]

>>19048033
I envy your naivete.

[Anonymous No.19052948]

>>19047912
this happens every day with all sorts of things. there could be an infinite energy source around the corner which is dropped because the person in charge lost interest, ran out of funds or died and didn't have anyone to continue their work.

[Anonymous No.19053455]

i eat some 'nilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.19055182]

>>19047706
stop being a retarded consoomer and just add coffee to rum
coffee is a neutral additive, it doesnt replace the flavor of anything when you add it to something