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>hot sauce
>zombie apocalypse
can a sauce be MORE Reddit?

>> No.19040109

yeah, it could say 4chan hot sauce

>> No.19040502
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Label thread. Post labels.

>> No.19040505
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>> No.19040511

it could be your thread

>> No.19040513

is the hot sauce fad over?

>> No.19040533

There never should've been a hot sauce fad to begin with. It's chilis blended with salt and vinegar. Don't tell me you can't add other shit. Like nutmeg, dried flowers, seaweed or smoked chestnuts.

>> No.19040562


what most people think Harem with lots of chicks

what actually happens: A whale with a few lampreys.

>> No.19041799

It's from Utah not California

>> No.19042554

There's a YouTube interview show called Hot Ones that is the most reddit fucking thing imaginable. Until the show is cancelled the fad will never end.

>> No.19042782

The chili garlic oil I made is destroying my anus and my nostrils when I shit. I'm going to have to stop eating it on weekdays, when I work, won't I?

>> No.19042820

why do these labels all focus so heavily on the ass?

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>> No.19042827

Polygamy, not polyamory.

>> No.19042852

that beer is based

>> No.19042876
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4 teh lulz

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>> No.19043711

these are all pretty based tbdesu

>> No.19043729

jesus christ

>> No.19044775

There is nothing more Reddit than caring about it on 4chinz

>> No.19044780

Kek based

>> No.19044977

is there any label that has a sexy cartoon lady with burning brapper?

>> No.19044993

Find it for us, king

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>> No.19045528

based (upvote)

>> No.19045565

Fucking mormons

>> No.19045819

Why did hot sauces catch on with Reddit anyway?

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This is the cheapest spiciest store bought hot sauce you can get and it makes Taco Bell kino.

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>> No.19045966

>The adult lamprey may be characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth
OP's kind of fish

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I bought this local sauce because a cute girl was selling it at the farmer's market.


>> No.19047025

See you can just tell this understated sauce is far superior to these ow the edge products

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>> No.19047069

Anyone have the saucemonger copypasta?

>> No.19047093
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Ah... you think Secret Aardvark is your ally. You merely adopted the 'Vark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't taste Sriracha until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but MILD!

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>go to fancy restaurant
>order expensive food & wine
>survey available condiments
>sigh loudly, snap fingers to summon waiter
>Excuse me, boy, may I see your hot-sauce menu?
>"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have one."
>Well, I already know what I want anyway. Fetch the Secret Aardvark, chop-chop.
>"The what, sir?"
>Se-cret Aard-vark? You know, the world's premier sauce?
>"Pardon me, sir, but I don't think we have that."
>Ah, so you ran out. That does tend to be a problem. You should inform your sauce-melier immediately. But fortunately... (wink & smile, reach inside jacket)... I always carry my own.

It's important to have this conversation loud enough for all patrons to hear.

Leave the bottle on the table with the logo facing outward. Before each bite, make a big show of opening the bottle, extracting a single drop of "red gold", and closing the bottle with a loud snap. Also frequently exclaim (to no one in particular) "Mmmm mmmm! That's my 'Vark!"

If anyone looks over, be sure to smile, wink, and hold up the bottle, in case they want to take a picture for social media. Of course you'll also want to get your own photo showing the bottle next to your meal and yourself leaning in, mouth agape at the zesty spice. (Don't forget to tag #varklife! One lucky winner this month will get a limited-edition Secret Aardvark® Nintendo Switch!™)

Last but not least, when paying the bill, on the "tip" line, write:

>'Vark goes great on 'za! :^)

In the #varklife, we call that a Coup d'Vark. #AlwaysVarkin

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>> No.19047106

I've never bought hot sauce. I've been given it a few times but I am now out. How do I know what is a good hot sauce? I know it's not about the labels which is crazy because the label is supposed to be representative of the sauce.


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>> No.19047129

if the label makes any kind of reference to farts, shits, or burning anuses then you are onto a winner

>> No.19047137

More like Anglerfish.
Look it up.

>> No.19047140

best post on /ck/