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what went so wrong, /ck/

>> No.19038362

>>19038354
Farted on live television

>> No.19038363 [DELETED] 

Rachel Ray met Wally Wall

>> No.19038366
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>> No.19038374

>>19038362
kek did she really

>> No.19038431

>>19038354
looks like a hunchback there

smelly lil farting hunchback cook

>> No.19038437

>>19038374
Afraid so

>> No.19038450

>>19038354
Looks pretty good for her age, and that's from an unflattering angle. Now I'm horny and want to feel her.

>> No.19038451

>>19038374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od5ibms8Yjo

>> No.19038463

>>19038451
Seems legit.

>> No.19038464
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>>19038463
legit
more like
leshit

>> No.19038476

>>19038437
Go back

>> No.19038496
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>>19038362
This negress farted on air so much she made a few episodes about it and she didn't get cancelled. Plenty of day drunk mothers continued to watch her for some reason. Probably all also with incontincr from shitting out kids and identified with her.

>> No.19038498

>>19038366
Woah she used to be kinda hot. Is that legit?

>> No.19038513

More authentic than Gordon. Martha Stewart type cooking show, stayed hot and tan, got fat, farted once. I'd be still be happy if I was her. Same with Kelly Clarkson. Without insane genetics or answering the call, the only way to avoid the wall is just embracing it.

>> No.19038517

>>19038513
To add, there is a reason "mommy milkers" gets thrown around so much on this site.

>> No.19038556

>>19038513
Whats answering the call? Thought that was like joining the reserve branch of any gay us military.

>> No.19038560

>>19038354
Jesus, time has not been good to her. Poor thing.

>> No.19038593

She my girl

>> No.19038639
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>>19038354

>> No.19038670

She's 55 you idiots.

>> No.19038676

>>19038556
>She called?
>Bog it

>> No.19038713

>>19038363
The wall is a cope incels made up to further come up with excuses why they can't talk to women

>> No.19038898

>>19038713
women's value comes from their appearance
unfortunately that appearance has a use by date

>> No.19038980

>>19038354
it's called aging, it's about 20 years away for you and everyone on this board.

you are all going to be the boomers you hate.

>> No.19038985

>>19038354
I hate that commercial so much

>> No.19039027

>>19038354
I would still bang Rachel's 50 year old no titty having ass. She cute.

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>>19038354
nice

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>>19038354
I for one would. I bet her pussy smells like the finest first press single origin olive oil, and think of the comfy meals that would ensue afterwards

>> No.19039049

>>19039027
gross

>> No.19039221

>>19038898
That's the case for the hoes you deal with

>> No.19039443

>>19038354
Would eat her pussy for hours still

>> No.19039454

>>19039443
would you suck a dick for hours too?

>> No.19039457

>>19039454
If it was her dick sure.

>> No.19039466

>>19039457
now that we've established you suck dick, what if it was a thick big veiny white dick?

>> No.19039473

>>19039454
No just a few minutes because I'm a top. Power bottoms suck dick for hours, you would know though.

>> No.19039481

>>19039473
you don't get to choose top or bottom you can power all you want though

>> No.19040578

>>19038496
>she
>her

>>19038498
FHM 2004/2005

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>>19038496
>>19038451
reminds me of the jeff foxworthy bit of farting all the way to the airport
really we should be stationary when letting our butthole go

>> No.19040797

>>19038354
People get old.

>> No.19041170

Kill yourselves gross faggots

>> No.19041177
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>>19038451
I am so fucking hard right literally dripping precum

>> No.19041268

>>19039221
seethe on roastie

>> No.19041279
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>>19040682
>the "civilized man" fears the farting nomad

>> No.19041286

>>19038354
She just gained weight.

>> No.19041291

>>19041286
And got a hunch back. Menopause strikes again

>> No.19041640

>>19039466
He's not gonna suck your dick faggot

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>Bourdain constantly makes fun of Rachel Ray for making simplified but still healthy meals with shortcuts aimed at people with children or long work hours
>Kills himself over a broad
>Rachel Ray is still somewhat culturally relevant and still alive
Now who's laughing?

>> No.19041663

>>19038451
She has a really cute chew

>> No.19041674

>>19041663
and her farts can chew through metal

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Friendly reminder...

>> No.19041686

>>19041640
i wasn't asking if he would just whether he would be able to take it

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>>19038450
I'm horny and want to feed her.

>> No.19041700 [DELETED] 

Maybe when she was 11...

>> No.19041704

>>19041686
it's true the people who pucker up and resist have a much worse time of it. eventually the blood acts as a lubricantl

>> No.19041716

>>19038354
What do you mean what happened. She still gives great cooking advice.
Every woman doesn't exist to give me a stiffy.

>> No.19041721 [DELETED] 

Her cat food is actually pretty tasty

>> No.19041726

>>19038556
Plastic surgery

>> No.19041999

>>19038498
Unsure if foreign or young. But she was definitely marketed as sexy from 2003-2008. When she got her day time show that wasn't on the Food Network she stopped advertising her sex appeal.

>> No.19042002

>>19038451
I watched this while pissing and laughed so much it shot back around onto me

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>>19042017
RAAAAYYYYYYYY

>> No.19042068

>>19038354
She hit the wall.
That's it.

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>>19038498
She used to be a cute little piggy like Snooki from Jersey Shore. Every guy would but you’d keep it a secret.

>> No.19042100

>>19042086
Get fukt. Ray Ray was legit wife material. She's the girl you introduce to everyone. Snooki is the one you regret and have shameful wanks to after.

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>>19042100
Calm down John.

>> No.19042911

>>19038354
wall

>> No.19042935

>>19038354
She's 54 years old.

>> No.19042938

>>19042935
I don't want to look at such things

>> No.19042945

>>19042938
Say that to your mother.

>> No.19042949

>>19042268
Who is John?

>> No.19042965

>>19042935
how old is martha stewart

>> No.19042971

>>19042965
For you

>> No.19043052

>>19041716
awfully self-centered take

>> No.19043079

>>19041170
wtf i hate women now

>> No.19043103

>>19041657
I was always laughing
at him
because he was such an edgelord retard

>> No.19043112

>>19042949
john pays hookers to spit in his face

>> No.19043119 [DELETED] 

>>19043112
*middle school girls
*fuck

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>>19038354
She looks like a pathetic level garden gnome, I said that originally and I never saw anything in her or even worse her martha stewart cooking. If I was still in AML I'd do some of my programs on it. There's something that thing that doesn't seem quite right.

>> No.19043215

>>19043119
>>19043112
Who are these middle school girls and who is John?
Why cant you twats be specific about anything?
Get out of school.

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>>19041279
Dude, that's a Klingon.
KOS

>> No.19043230

It's as if you people are stupified by the evil chink virus and wearing masks has gone to your heads.

>> No.19043670

She always seemed like she'd be fun, like drink you under the table then give you the night of your life and make breakfast the next morning

>> No.19044900

>>19043215
john is rachel ray's husband
he paid hookes to spit in his face
it was in the newspaper

>> No.19044928

>>19038354
I remember I had a dream where I was fucking Rachel Ray in the oval office while nukes were going off outside. Second time I've creamed my boxers while asleep.

>> No.19044935

>>19041678
"hurr i hate pedo" fags BTFO yet again.

>> No.19044962

>>19038898
damn, must suck to be a poor and ugly dude then lol

>> No.19044992

When famous women hit the wall they should just die. There is not point in them living anymore.

>> No.19045240

>>19042033
KEK

>> No.19045331

She actually she ate the food she made

>> No.19045415

>>19045331
I fed it to her

>> No.19045479

>>19038354
"Well folks will you just take a look at this dish, it's comple--" BRAAAAAAAAP

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>>19038713

>> No.19045515

>>19045497
i mean you can kinda tell she was never a looker, not a great example.

>> No.19045587

>>19038354
For a year I was stuck in an apartment with nothing but a tv. I spent every weekday watching this pleasantly plump mommy show me her seductive cooking skills. I'm not even into older women but something about her broke through that barrier. I would give up my left nut to get a nursing handjob from her.

>> No.19046224

>>19038451
Is this real?

>> No.19046291

>>19038362
BRAAAAAAP

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>>19038713
>meme arrows

>> No.19046303

>>19045587
Shut the fuck up retard.

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>>19038670
picrel is 63 y/o

rachel has hit the wall at warp speed

>> No.19048385

>>19038354
Thumbnail looks like Ozzy.

>> No.19048390

>>19047109
looks like a ghoul

>> No.19048460
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>>19047109
that pic is at least 8 years old though. and heavily airbrushed.

here's one of her from 2021.

>> No.19048618

>>19038354
it used to drive my sister batty that i was so attracted to rachel ray

>> No.19048636

>>19042935
she should act like it. whatever surgery she got is revolting. I hate women btw

>> No.19048637

>>19047109
>>19048460
I would, without shame, tongue Nigella’s butthole, if you know what I mean.

>> No.19048649

>>19038496
People fart incel. Get over it.

>> No.19048849

>>19048618
Keep em jealous keep em keen.

>> No.19049947

>>19046224
100% real, friend.

>> No.19049951

>>19046295
Can't help but notice you chopped Cho Chang's actress off that list.