/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19035622]

I'm a manchild and hate broccoli but wants the nutritional benefits give me recipes that hide it well in the dish

[Anonymous No.19035634]

1 part handgun
1 part bullet
load bullet in handgun
pull trigger until done

[Anonymous No.19035707]

>>19035622
Mac and cheese
Wolfe pit recipe for broccoli beef

Or just stop being a manchild.

[Anonymous No.19035711]

You make stoemp with it, a dish typical for Brabant and Flanders. Make mashed potatoes, add the chopped and boiled broccoli, done. Add copious amounts of cream, rich buttermilk or butter to hide the taste even more. Serve with sausage, thin veal cutlets and a quick gravy on top. Or serve with fish and shrimp and a poached egg.

Works great with spinach, parsnip, turnip, sorrel, parsley root, pumpkin, leek,... anything children don't like. But not beetroot, that one colours the whole mash in an ugly red

[Anonymous No.19035720]

>>19035622
>hate broccoli
ever ate crispy oven roasted broccoli? it doesn't have that bitterness you hate.

[Anonymous No.19035734]

>>19035622
Cheddar broccoli soup?

[Anonymous No.19035742]

If you dice it up nice and small it goes good in Moroccan couscous salad and similar dishes

[Anonymous No.19035749]

>>19035622
beef and broccoli
broccoli cheese soup
broccoli curry

[Anonymous No.19035751]

>>19035622
I usually hate broccoli but >>19035720 is right. roast it or pan fry it until it darkens up to almost looking burnt and it's actively good. use some butter and spices with it and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.19036079]

Few years ago when I was working, studying and trying to bulk at the same time I didn't want to have to spend time deciding what to eat so I followed a 3000 calorie a day bulking on a budget plan for a few months where I ate the same thing every day.

One of the things was half a pound of broccoli every day and I always hated broccoli since I was a child but I found it was much more palatable if I ate it raw.

It takes a long time to chew up though and I ended up getting massive gains in my temporalis muscles and I had people asking me if I was okay cause my head looked swollen

[Anonymous No.19036083]

>>19035622
Grow up. /thread

[Anonymous No.19036572]

>>19035622
Beef & Broccoli with the usual shit the chinese put in it, I swear it goes so well together even if you don't like Broccoli you'll like B&B.

[Anonymous No.19036850]

dip it in bacon ranch

[Anonymous No.19036855]

>>19035622
Stir fry

[Anonymous No.19036865]

Broccoli is ridiculously delicious, I don't know how you could dislike it. It's up there with cabbage and sprouts as one of the most savoury vegetables.

Overcooked and used in a pasta sauce, or roasted until tender yet crisp, or just straight steamed in the microwave, it's ridiculously versatile. It happily takes all kinds of flavors, and is also dead cheap - if it weren't for cabbage, broc would easily be the king of vegetables

[Anonymous No.19036869]

>>19035622
Make steak sauce with steak juices and dip the broccoli in

[Anonymous No.19036872]

Eat it raw, stems included.

[Anonymous No.19036873]

>>19036865
(Sprouts are obviously even more delicious, but pricier and much more of a pain in the ass to prep imo)

[Anonymous No.19036878]

If I catch you guys throwing out the stem you will taste my shoe

[Anonymous No.19036891]

>>19035707
Wolfe Pit guy is a nasally retard

[Anonymous No.19036907]

>>19036079
you worked out in the library, didn't you

[Anonymous No.19036913]

>>19035720
Oven roasted broccoli with some fresh lemon and cracked pepper is one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.19036914]

>>19036913
do you lemon with the broccoli or after

[Anonymous No.19037367]

>>19036907
Huh, I'd forgotten about that comic. My local library converted an area into a small gym recently and now I'm gonna laugh about it every time I walk past.

[Anonymous No.19037545]

>>19036891
Holy lord, you can hear the peak Fragile Boomer shit when he does his "Scooter" bits or whatever. And his "Scooter" bits are the REFINED version of the Boomer Bitching. Go back to his older videos and he'll go off on entire tangents while his geriatric whining. I guess he got enough feedback of people shitting on him for it so decided to tone it down but still. I swear to God there's a huge population of people over the age of 55-60 that need to be put down or put in a home.

[Anonymous No.19037571]

>>19035622
Broccoli Mac & Cheese
stovetop (not baked as a casserole)
top with crushed breadcrumbs / croutons

[Anonymous No.19037794]

Cauliflower is like broccoli if it taste good, just eat that

[Anonymous No.19037800]

>>19035622
Chinese beef and broccoli. Marinate the meat however you want. Boil the broccoli for 1 minute and remove it. Then sautee it all together. Make a sauce made of 3 tbsp oyster sauce, 2 tbsp shaoxing wine, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp sugar, 1 tbsp cornstarch. Mix it all together and cook it in the pan until the sauce reduces.

[Anonymous No.19037805]

>>19035622

[Anonymous No.19038024]

Cream of Broccoli soup - if done right - can be really good.

[Anonymous No.19038046]

>>19035622
Just take up smoking it will blunt your sense of taste and then you can enjoy all sorts of foods you didn't like before.

[Anonymous No.19038579]

>>19035634
FPBP

[Anonymous No.19038583]

>>19035622
https://thewoksoflife.com/garlicky-broccoli/ this is great.

[Anonymous No.19039534]

>>19037794
Those have a duller taste. Not without taste, but you have to work hard to make flavours if you don't put any other ingredients or strong dressing
>>19038583
This, sautee in garlic, salt and some bacon\pancetta is god tier, especially with pasta
>>19038579
you came back and you found no one replied? poor thing

[Anonymous No.19039539]

>>19039534
>multiple replies

[Anonymous No.19039542]

Garlic, salt + pepper, lemon, olive oil, mix with brocolli. Best way is to cook it on the grill then finish with parmeseaon, but you could also bake it or use an air fryer. Dip in mayo or aioli.

[Anonymous No.19039641]

>>19037545
>>19036891
Not everyone is a soychad like Ragusea.

[Anonymous No.19039880]

>>19035720
>bitterness
even raw broccoli doesn't have a bitter taste

[Anonymous No.19040802]

>>19035622
NIGGA I GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU

BOIL BROCCLI

THEN EAT IT

LOOOOOOOL