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how the fuck did this piece of shit restaurant somehow become the most overrated "restaurant" of all of human history? literally everything tastes like shit besides the ice cream and some of the breakfast items. the burgers taste so bland as hell and those pathetic thin over processed pattie’s are just disgusting to even look at. i thought the purpose of fast food was supposed to be very addicting but there is barely anything good there. like what is the appeal?

>> No.19034854 [DELETED] 

The food tastes good and they have free wifi. Why are you so mad, retard?

>literally everything tastes like shit
nice hyperbole

>very addicting
Addicting is avert. Addictive is the adjective you should've used retard.

>> No.19034856

The food tastes good and they have free wifi. Why are you so mad, retard?

>literally everything tastes like shit
nice hyperbole

>very addicting
Addicting is a verb. Addictive is the adjective you should've used retard.

>> No.19034907

>>19034848
mcdonalds is engineered cuisine, they've hidden flavours in their burgers for example that only arise when you're sipping on sprite for example, or coke
that's why they push meals, they're a culinary experience when taken together. only a moron who doesn't understand their ethos would judge the items individually

>> No.19034919

>Ju wanny fries weef dat, senor?

>> No.19034922

>>19034856
You can use a verb as an adjective; it's called a participial adjective.

>> No.19034933

McDonald's is fucking delicious. They literally have a team of (((scientists))) whose sole purpose is to concoct frankenfood that hits all the pleasure receptors in your brain JUST right out of the cheapest possible raw materials. Let's not pretend it's not fucking delicious. That said the service is fucking abysmal and I leave angry every fucking time. Their inability to serve me what I ordered without shitting the bed is so consistent I started to feel like a sucker and haven't been in years. Fuck that place, and fuck you for making me crave a double qtr pounder meal. Extra mac sauce. Large fry, large coke.

Fuck

>> No.19034983

>>19034848
Three brothers were running a diner. The smart one who did the accounting realised most of their profit came from just burgers, fries and soda. So they cut everything else from their menu and streamlined their cooking process. This made them incredibly popular, because they were able to deliver faster service and more consistent food quality.
Unfortunately they signed a very bad contract with a shady franchiser who stole their brand and built an empire without paying them a penny. The result is the McDonald's corporation that you know today.

>> No.19034987

>>19034848
It's unhealthy as fuck but you can't say it's bland, their food is quite tasty and engineered to be addictive, also it's incredibly popular in the us because it's cheap there, in my country mcdonalds costs about the same as mid tier restaurants so it's seen as a middle class thing, not extremely popular but enough to be in business

>> No.19034992

>>19034983
someone just rented the founder

>> No.19035019

>>19034848
Your writing is awful. Have someone edit your eventual college application essays.

>> No.19035022

I swear only the most soy people I've ever met are the ones that hate McDonald's. Mostly because their retarded parents would never let them have it.

>> No.19035028
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>>19034856
>DATEM
No thank you, sir.

>> No.19035093

>i thought the purpose of fast food was supposed to be very addicting
millions are addicted to it. keep eating it and you'll see.

>> No.19035201

top tier brand marketing

>> No.19035221

>>19034848
youre wrong. the daily double is a nice burger

>> No.19035863

>>19034848
I like it but sadly the McDonalds near me are full of sheboon wages that work slow and fuck up my order

>> No.19035902

Standardized menu. When someone from one part of a country is travelling to the other side of the country that person knows what tgey will be getting. Assembly line style cooking. Fast and efficient. These are things Ray Kroc introduced. It doesn't seem like much now, but it was revolutionary at the time. Ray also said once that he wasn't in the burger business.... he was in the real estate business. The locations of McDonald's is another big factor. Busy, main roadways.... traffic=mire customers.

>> No.19035934

>>19034848
I've never been there, nor any other hamburger stand.

>> No.19035947

>>19035934
Life's just passing you by.

>> No.19035955

>>19035947
I prefer to eat food

>> No.19035958

Stop repeating this "DUDE DID YOU KNOW THAT FOOD SCIENTISTS ARE HIRED TO MAKE FAST FOOD BE ADDICTIVE???" meme which just exposes you as a poor faggot who can't appreciate complex flavors.

>> No.19035975

What’s shit taste like? I’ve never had it

>> No.19035982

>>19034848
Theres literally a movie on how

>> No.19036028

>>19034983
>signed a contract
>stole
Typical poor. Don’t sign it if you can’t read it.

>> No.19036032

>>19035955
It is food. The sign isn’t lying. Billions of hamburgers. No one has died yet

>> No.19036039

>>19034848
god-tier fries, milkshake, oreo ice cream, breakfast sandwiches, and chicken nuggets

everything else is putrid dogshit

>> No.19036057

>>19034848
most people are basic and never grow up when it comes to food. they are still like their 12 year old self that just didn't know any better. they always order the same things at the same place and buy the same food at the same supermarket

>> No.19036058

>>19035221
>>19035947
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>19034848
They aim for easily recognizable childhood memories, like their horrible laughing clown. Kids love that. So whenever they eat MacDonalds later in life, they make the connection to that clown and to mom and dad when they weren't ill. And to their siblings when they were still alive.

It's a scam. A hustle. Psychological leeching.

>> No.19036062

>>19036032
It's not people food though. Just slop.

>> No.19036065

>>19034848
Double qtr pndr. You will thank me later.

>> No.19036069

It's honestly really bad and disgusting quality food. The only thing that feels decent quality is the sausage mcmuffin with egg.

Once every few years i will get a big breakfast with hotcakes, which is absolutely fucking kino

>> No.19036093

>>19034848
if the icecream doesn't look like white toothpaste, chances are the ice cream machine hasn't been fully cleaned. Wage slaved there for 3 years and only saw that the ice cream wasnt supposed to be a dull almost light yellowish look in my last 3 months

>> No.19036121

convenience

t. only eat it when drunk and there's no other option

>> No.19036130

>>19034983
he didn't steal the brand because he was shady, he stole the brand because he hated them and wanted them to suffer.

>> No.19036132

>>19036093
I never eat from soda fountains, slushie machines, or ice cream machines because there's like a 5% chance that it has been cleaned by the minimum wage indian or mexican person responsible for it

>> No.19036137

>>19036062
just a beef patty on a bun friend

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>>19036028
I really hope you read every word of every 50,000 page EULA for every program you run Anon.

>> No.19036260

>>19034848
>those pathetic thin over processed pattie’s
well try the thicker patties

i like mcd's, but they are simple. if you want a epic novelty burger with BBQ sauce fries, cheesesteak and hotdogs inside then you're right, mcd's isn't really the place you're looking for

>> No.19036326

>>19036121
this is mcdonalds for me
shitfaced at 3am and nothing else is open

>> No.19036339

>>19034848
maybe if it was as cheap as it should be. im not fucking buying hashbrown for $3

>> No.19036540

>>19034848
These nigs are charging almost $4USD for a large fries. Fuck them to hell.

>> No.19036598

>>19035019
Pride in writing is gonna be a tough fall for you.

>> No.19036641

>>19034848
Do their burgers have any nutritional value?

>> No.19036672

>>19034848
3am Friday night drunks and crack heads
$2 coffee and free newspapers on Sundays for boomers
Attaching themselves to a gas station on a highway

Those are the literal only 3 reasons the franchise still stays a afloat

>> No.19036675

>>19034848
They used to make actual food that was actually good way back in like the 60s. They used to cook their fries in beef tallow even. NOBODY does that now the best you will find is peanut oil and only fine restaurants and 5 guys do that even

>> No.19036712

>>19036672
And shamrock shakes

>> No.19036716

>>19036672
2 dollar coffee? Wtf??

>> No.19036759

>>19036137
Not human food. Slop

>> No.19036821

>>19036759
cope

>> No.19037772

>waaaa slop
>stop eating food that tastes good
Winning strategy

>> No.19037870

>>19036716
yeah, McCafe is literally more than 50% of the company's earnings, not even kidding
their only competition is expensive gourmet hipster coffee places that charge you $15 for some shit with a french name

>> No.19038249

>>19034933
Taco bell does a far better job of this in my opinion.

>> No.19038261

>>19038249
You are truly a lesser being for having that opinion.

>> No.19038265

>>19038249
actual slop

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>>19034848
>the burgers taste so bland as hell and those pathetic thin over processed pattie’s are just disgusting to even look at.
well it appears you have covid and are a pretentious twat.

if people are buying something by the millions your take on it is 100% wrong.