*is the worst fucking pickles shape*

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Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:34:40 2023 No.19034208 [Reply] [Original]

*is the worst fucking pickles shape*

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:37:25 2023 No.19034215 >>19034208 Can you give a legitament reason? The shape has an obvious benefit of being eisier to spatially layer on things such as sandwiches. It has a specific function which is fulfills well.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 06:45:05 2023 No.19034237 >>19034215 taste like shit when eating them by themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:29:35 2023 No.19034304 >>19034215 >legitament

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:37:30 2023 No.19034318 >>19034237 I disagree I think they're the 2nd best shape for eating alone, behind halves. You can scoop a bunch of them into a bowl and eat them with a fork like ghetto ratatouille

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 07:41:30 2023 No.19034328 >>19034318 >I disagree i dont give a fuck, dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:26:00 2023 No.19034569 File: 111 KB, 1000x1000, da07fe9d-060d-465c-b7ed-a039f305fec8_1.18e80662c15f11522c0f97d4417618f8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19034208 Spears are the best shape.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:40:23 2023 No.19034590 File: 148 KB, 1200x1600, _KosherDills.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like the whole dills

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 10:44:09 2023 No.19034596 >>19034590 Those are best for cramming up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 14:54:24 2023 No.19035021 Thought you had to be 18 to post here

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 15:12:47 2023 No.19035054 File: 114 KB, 344x356, EqGWaplU0AA3zNV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19034237

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:01:33 2023 No.19035160 File: 9 KB, 200x200, County-Fair-Pickles-Dill-Long-Sliced-KK-Foodservice-600074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19034208 >crinkle cut the long way for sandwiches >spears if on the side People who buy these circles are subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 16:03:42 2023 No.19035164 >>19034569 you disgust me

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:28:31 2023 No.19035817 >>19034590 This is the only acceptable option. Whats the point of eating a pickle if you cant bite into it, exploding in your mouth with all that nice juice and being crunchy

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 19:35:03 2023 No.19035836 File: 541 KB, 1896x2560, IMG_7226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] these are my new go to I like 'em thick

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:19:38 2023 No.19036150 >>19034208 soggy fucking pickle slices of sadness. Just buy whole pickles and slice them like a non-retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:21:50 2023 No.19036155 >>19034215 >>19034304 Lajituhmit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:28:15 2023 No.19036180 I will not buy any pickles with a sugar content higher than 5%

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:29:29 2023 No.19036187 a whole pickle can be any of these things

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 21:52:03 2023 No.19036257 File: 299 KB, 509x468, therules.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19034237 People like you don't deserve pickles

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:02:58 2023 No.19036293 >>19036257 hes right, sliced ones always taste like cardboard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:08:39 2023 No.19036312 File: 71 KB, 440x587, Deitz-Watson-Pickle-Barrel-1-Weis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss these, the big dill pickles, not in a jar but in a barrel, pick the biggest one you could find swimming in the brine

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 22:10:07 2023 No.19036319 >>19035836 >bread & butter vom

Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:27:06 2023 No.19036587
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>>19034569
Fuck these warm floppy ass pickles
Try Claussen
Crunchy pickle stored in the refrigerated section usually by lunchmeat
Has just the right amount of saltiness crunch and zang you always wanted in a pickle
Yes they do cost more but just fucking try them once and see if you can go back to that mt olive shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:36:24 2023 No.19036616 >>19036293 You're tastebuds are fired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:39:25 2023 No.19036620 >>19036312 must be nice living somewhere with no blacks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:46:24 2023 No.19036647 My brother was fired from the pickle factory for putting his penis in the pickle slicer. Turns out she was the owner’s wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 11 23:48:17 2023 No.19036657 >>19036587 >warm what did the retard mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:07:31 2023 No.19036699 i go for gherkins so i can eat more than one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 00:56:04 2023 No.19036911 File: 1.17 MB, 3000x4000, IMG_20230225_185747[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Incorrect

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:01:58 2023 No.19036945 File: 988 KB, 1300x1300, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19036587 clausen are good but bubbies is better

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:06:18 2023 No.19036964 >>19036945 >no preservatives >no sugar >no vinegar then are they really pickles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:08:32 2023 No.19036970 >>19036964 yeah, they're fermented

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 01:25:16 2023 No.19037051 File: 53 KB, 800x1067, crunchy homemad pickles-dill-cumcumber.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I grow cucumbers and make my own, idk, they are good...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:12:08 2023 No.19037418 >>19036312 comfy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:15:11 2023 No.19037428 >>19036620 kek this was my immediate thought when I read that post too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:19:26 2023 No.19037442 >>19034215 >spatially layer what is it with ESLs and thinking that sprinkling random bullshit words without regard for proper usage or structure makes their argument stronger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:24:55 2023 No.19037469 >>19037418 Right? I'm trying to find one of these barrels online I grow cucumbers and pickle them although to have one of these would be cool sitting in the corner of my kitchen full of large dill pickles

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 03:46:33 2023 No.19037556 >>19036911 It probably isn't bad, but the idea of putting pickles on pizza puts me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 04:21:39 2023 No.19037675 >>19034590 I call em Donatello's Turtle Dicks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 05:17:50 2023 No.19037865 >>19034208 >>19034237 Most retarded take currently on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 08:36:15 2023 No.19038364 >>19036587 I grew up eating klaussen but in the past 10 years switched to mount olive and cant look back. Perfect balance of garlic-y-ness and vinegar bite

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 08:49:45 2023 No.19038396 >>19034590 I could polish off a entire jar of these in a sitting. I love fucking pickled cucumbers so fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 12:59:05 2023 No.19038822 >>19038396 how nutritional are pickles, actually? i presume not, much cos cucumbers are basically like 90% water... but fuck, if I could, id survive just on big jars of pickles, a jar a day and ill be a happy guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 13:02:26 2023 No.19038827 >>19034237 >Hamburger Slices >taste like shit when eating them by themselves >HAMBURGER SLICES

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 13:04:31 2023 No.19038831 File: 32 KB, 550x550, kroger-zesty-kosher-dill-pickle-spears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are my jam as of late.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 13:07:44 2023 No.19038843 >>19035160 love those bitches on a cheeseburger but then all you're tasting is pickle and cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 17:57:41 2023 No.19039652 >>19036911 >>19037556 pickles on pizza are absolutely god tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:15:37 2023 No.19039710 >>19035836 >bread & butter >I like 'em thick I'm sorry you were molested as a child

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:22:53 2023 No.19039739 >>19039710 I'm not sorry you were.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:41:13 2023 No.19039786 >>19035836 >>19036319 >>19039710 >bread & butter what the fuck does that even mean? how the fuck can pickles taste like ""breat and butter"? is this some american meme?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 18:54:34 2023 No.19039828 >>19039786 They are supposed to be put on bread with butter, what is so hard to understand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:16:02 2023 No.19039907 >>19039786 It's like a cucumber and cream cheese sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:17:59 2023 No.19039916 >>19034208 If you eyed those stupid fucking dyed green ass pockles yourr opinion is discarded anyway...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:26:22 2023 No.19039958 >>19036657 Warm means "not cold"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:33:00 2023 No.19039985 File: 88 KB, 976x850, 4243141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19039907 so, what exactly makes them different than a jar of regular pickles then? would the SWAT team break in your house if you put normal pickles on a buttered toast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 19:37:00 2023 No.19040005 >>19034237 do you eat hamburger buns by themselves too? chug ketchup out of the bottle?

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:35:59 2023 No.19040176 File: 133 KB, 828x1500, 1668910992850105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You may not like it, but this is what the ideal pickle looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:36:59 2023 No.19040181 File: 392 KB, 1040x779, Царска-туршия1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pickles are nice, but lacking the Balkans have the right idea...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:37:49 2023 No.19040182 >>19037442 to layer spatially. it makes complete sense anon. you're tripping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:38:24 2023 No.19040185 >>19040182 As opposed to layering temporally?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:40:12 2023 No.19040190 >>19040182 shut the fuck up ESL

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:41:19 2023 No.19040197

>>19040176
I'm not sure what combination of factors lead to it. It was the first thing I ate that day? I was extra thristy? the factor accidentally an extra-spicy batch? but I regularly eat extract hot sauces, and a few bites of one of these had my eyes watering and my nose running. i was so happy, i bought a few more, and none of them even registered as anything other than garlic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:42:34 2023 No.19040199 >>19040176 Had one of those. Thought I'd drink the brine afterwards and it caught in my throat and I choked and felt like I died. Still finished it though. /endblog

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:43:24 2023 No.19040201 >>19040190 ESL website, amerimutt

Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:46:03 2023 No.19040206

>>19040197
That brand in particular varies a lot from pouch to pouch. I don't know if it differs by the batch or just the particular squirt of brine in the bag, but they do tend to range from tearjerkers to fairly mild. They'll almost always clear up the sinuses though.
t. pickle enjoyer who used to eat them for lunch nearly every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 20:57:51 2023 No.19040242 these niggas eatin pickles LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:02:53 2023 No.19040268 >>19040242 they sell pickles at the movie theater though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:17:07 2023 No.19040330 File: 1.33 MB, 1080x1062, fraud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19040268 do amerisharts REALLY...?

>>	Amerishart Sun Mar 12 21:36:52 2023 No.19040408 >>19040330 Yes. I get them along with jalapenos as a side for my nachos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:41:49 2023 No.19040428 >>19040330 Yes, we do have theaters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:42:48 2023 No.19040430 >>19040330 It's a Texas thing, doesn't have a lot of traction anywhere else

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 21:57:33 2023 No.19040488 >>19039828 This is too complicated for europoors to understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 22:06:14 2023 No.19040512 >>19040488 trying too hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 12 22:15:29 2023 No.19040541 >>19040512 but you replied, so no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:13:18 2023 No.19041834 Pickles are the most quintessentially reddit food

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 04:13:52 2023 No.19041838 >>19034208 Wrong. Perfect for burgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:26:45 2023 No.19042034 >>19038822 they essentially have zero calories and your mostly eating salt vinegar and dill, so close to zero nutrition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 05:29:03 2023 No.19042036 >>19042034 you're*

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 07:47:43 2023 No.19042352 >>19040181 Fuck, this looks good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:07:38 2023 No.19042384 >>19039985 Sweeter taste than dill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:09:02 2023 No.19042385 File: 76 KB, 1024x683, -Fried-Pickles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fry these dill up An yes, Americans really

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 08:09:41 2023 No.19042386 >>19034569 kek nice b8 m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:52:32 2023 No.19042603 >>19042385 wtf i love america now

Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:54:19 2023 No.19042605

>>19034208
I like round cut for burgers and subs. Long cut just flop all around and get in the way, unless you snap them in half and place them in an X over your burger. Whole pickles are useful for cutting up yourself if you want a lot or a little, depending on how you feel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:55:26 2023 No.19042607 >>19042385 Good with a spicy sauce while still hot from the fryer, but you're gonna want an ice cold drink with you while you munch away on them if you do go the spicy route.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 09:57:06 2023 No.19042614 File: 187 KB, 727x582, helicopter apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19036647 I enjoyed your joke anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:02:34 2023 No.19042866 >>19034590 >>19034569 Have you guys, i dunno, eat just normal cucumber? You are eating like 40% of vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:04:48 2023 No.19042869 >>19036312 Are those paper bags for wet pickles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:07:22 2023 No.19042871 >>19038843 that's the best part

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:18:52 2023 No.19042891 >>19042869 Wax paper kinda

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 12:19:17 2023 No.19042893 >>19039786 They make you think of buttered bread while eating them to alter the flavor perceived. It sounds silly but the human brain is easy to trick and you may as well have fun with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 15:08:39 2023 No.19043275 >>19034208 I ask for an extra side of garlic pickle chips with my pubsub just to snack on later, fuck you, I like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 20:32:52 2023 No.19044291 File: 74 KB, 700x700, 7966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, its the GOAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 13 22:04:45 2023 No.19044660 >>19034590 This. Plus you can cut them into whatever shapes you want, and they'll still be crisp rather than soggy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:18:46 2023 No.19045431 >>19034569 Animal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 14 02:31:42 2023 No.19045469 >>19045431 what? they remind me of going to the local sandwich shop. the only reason i buy full pickles is because theyre usually like a dollar cheaper.

Anonymous Tue Mar 14 04:33:17 2023 No.19045899
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>>19034215
>Can you give a legitament reason?
>The shape has an obvious benefit of being eisier to spatially layer
Umm longitudinally sliced pickles exist and they mog these cross section cuck slices for this very function.

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