/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19033950]

what's your go-to dish to impress normies, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19033958]

I just smile and give them a Vegemite sandwich.

[Anonymous No.19033959]

>>19033950
Aw jeez I really wish I could tell you, but it's a secret :)

[Anonymous No.19033963]

>>19033950
Fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.19033999]

Dunno, it depends on what's in the fridge and thawed. A tenderloin with roasted vegetables is always easy. Maybe some sweet and sour or general tso's chicken. I usually have some mole sauce on hand and can do something with that if I have the right cheese.

[Anonymous No.19034002]

>>19033950
paella. its braindead simple to make, got a name with an accent, and goes well with wine.

[Anonymous No.19034003]

>>19033950
my stuffed shells are god tier

cook down ground beef, diced mushrooms, and spinach. make a bechamel sauce. Mix both with ricota, salt pepper msg. fill parbroiled jumbo shells. bake submerged in enhanced jarred marinara.

It's base and low-tier enough that all normies will like it, and none of them have had bechamel-enhanced shells so it's a next level for them

[Anonymous No.19034026]

>>19033950
Everyone loves my biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.19034036]

>>19033950

[Anonymous No.19034041]

>>19033950
cock au vin

[Anonymous No.19034054]

>>19033950
She’s got bad body composition already.

[Anonymous No.19034056]

>>19033950
I never cook to impress normies

[Anonymous No.19034063]

spagbol w/ mac&cheese

[Anonymous No.19034071]

>>19034036
>american pie beer

[Anonymous No.19034081]

Risotto

[Anonymous No.19034088]

>>19033950
Pesto. Normies don’t food

[Anonymous No.19034097]

>>19033950
Poulet or veau sauté chasseur.

[Anonymous No.19034183]

>>19033950
At this point she’s just posting pics that she knows will immediately end up here, right?

[Anonymous No.19034188]

>>19033958
>Tfw he speaka my language

[Anonymous No.19034191]

>>19033950
just sautee some garlic and onions and normalfags will drool all over the place

[Anonymous No.19034209]

>>19033958
do you come from the land down under?

[Anonymous No.19034220]

>>19033950
chocolate eclair and baked macaroni and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19034223]

There are two very things that instantly impress women when you first cook for them
>Any kind of pasta, as long as it's saucy
>Steak

[Anonymous No.19034228]

>>19034223
LOL I'm a pretty good cook, no woman has ever been impressed by a guy cooking unless she's homely and is shocked she doesn't have to cook for him.

[Anonymous No.19034238]

>>19034228
Well obviously you're not from americlap or western yuropoorland

[Anonymous No.19034241]

>>19033950
Spaetzle. Since its easy as fuck, seems kinda exotic and cultured, has an interesting texture, and literally everyone will like it since its basicly weirdly shaped slightly chewy pasta.

[Anonymous No.19034249]

I make my own 'za
everyone freaks the fuck out
>wtf anon you made and rolled out the dough?
>AND you made the sauce?
>AND it tastes great?

bitches love carbs

[Anonymous No.19034251]

>>19034223
Who cooks for women..

[Anonymous No.19034442]

>>19034054
she obviously doesn't have an ass. a black man walked by in the truck video and didn't even look.

[Anonymous No.19034443]

>>19034251
(You) would, if (You) could get close to one.

[Anonymous No.19034447]

>>19034249
Making pizza from scratch is guaranteed to lead to sex. It's not for a first date, more like for a 4th or 5th date.
If you make a pizza together, it will 100%, undeniably, unquestionably get her horny as fuck all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.19034451]

>caring what normies think

[Anonymous No.19034527]

>>19034251
I know there's at least one guy here who enjoys cooking and has had a steady girlfriend. If you can do something you enjoy AND feed someone you care about with the end result... It's a no-brainer for me.

[Anonymous No.19034551]

Vegetarian lasagna. I replace the ground beef in the sauce with rutabaga or squash, and add mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.19034576]

>>19034036
Urine?

[Anonymous No.19034578]

Deboned whole chicken with fillings. Deboning is apparently magic

[Anonymous No.19034648]

>>19033950
>>19034036
>>19034451

I want a boring normie gf so bad bros... We can like, go shopping, eat out, and like Instagram posts

[Anonymous No.19034649]

>>19033950
>>19034003
>>19034056
>>19034088
>>19034451
>>19034648
What's the difference between a normie and a normalfag?

[Anonymous No.19034767]

>>19033950
I want to stick my penis in her vagina and sniff and lick her feet

[Anonymous No.19034772]

>>19034649
Normalfags come here and pretend they’re not normies

[Anonymous No.19034818]

post more food truck baddie

[Anonymous No.19034824]

>>19034036
>>19033950

[Anonymous No.19034829]

>>19033950
God, I'd love to be abused by her

[Anonymous No.19034835]

>>19034648
>I want a boring normie gf so bad bros
be extremely careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.

[Anonymous No.19034844]

>>19033950
Pan steak with onion sauce, potatoes and vegs :D

[Anonymous No.19035005]

>>19033950
Why would I try and impress them?

[Anonymous No.19035017]

unironically gordon ramsay's scrambled eggs. not shitposting.

the only thing is that i mostly make them for breakfast and i rarely have anybody over for breakfast. sometimes if i have people over for lunch i'll make them for lunch and i've always gotten complemented on them

[Anonymous No.19035027]

>>19034036
Women should have to pay double for alcohol. How is it fair that they can nurse a pint over 2 hours and get drunk, and yet I have to spend 100 bucks or more for it to be worth it?

[Anonymous No.19035038]

>>19033958
No. Bad Aussie. Get off this board!

[Anonymous No.19035144]

>>19035027
lose weight fatass

[Anonymous No.19035182]

>>19033950
You serve them animals other than chicken, cow, pig and common sides. Even if you make something great and the normies like it, you still just made them something really good that they are familiar with. Serve elk or something and they'll tell everyone they know.

[Anonymous No.19035191]

Seafood rice like a good southern europoor

[Anonymous No.19035206]

>>19035182
>serving game to normies
What's next? Organs or snails?

[Anonymous No.19035244]

>>19035206
I wouldn't avoid serving either, but I wouldn't serve either as a main course. I have served both escargot and organ meats as appetizers. If they refuse it's on them. People should try different foods. It doesn't even matter if they walk away as a true believer. They will tell people that they did it. That's how you impress people. It leaves an impression...and they talk about it later.

[Anonymous No.19035331]

>>19035027
Are you obese or an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.19035336]

>>19033950
I invite them over for curry then I start making it when they show up and take 3-4 hours to make it

[Anonymous No.19035339]

>>19035027

Do like me:

>spend plasma
>get 25-50€
>get drunk instantly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rrlW1V-8s&ab_channel=Volatile

[Anonymous No.19035342]

>>19035339

*donate

[Anonymous No.19035351]

>>19035339
Selling plasma never made me a lightweight the same way donating blood used to, do they not slan your red cells back in with saline in Europe? Nothing's like drinking when you're a quart short.

[Anonymous No.19035359]

>>19035351

Yeah, most people deal with it better than blood, but you don't usually get paid when donating blood here.

I weigh less than 60 kg so losing some juice is enough for me. I mean an average of 35€ should be enough to get drunk on cheap booze if that's your objective.

[Anonymous No.19035363]

>>19033950
Beef strokenoff
Carbonara
Lasagna
Etc...
Pasta dishes unironically work the best, plus they're easy af to make

[Anonymous No.19035370]

>>19035359
Yeah, they don't pay for whole blood here either. Before I started worrying about collapsing veins, I could make $140 in three days selling plasma. On my last visit the stick hurt way more than usual and my hand was numb the entire time. Not worth it to keep going.

[Anonymous No.19035376]

>>19035027
two shots of rum will destroy me

[Anonymous No.19035548]

>>19034649
Normie is more reddit friendly.

[Anonymous No.19035570]

I would probably make tikka masala if I had to impress a girl with cooking but so far a bottle of wine and handcuffs have been enough.

Pic related is the rare tikka masala with curly fries (very popular in the nordics).

[Anonymous No.19035579]

>>19035027
Unless you never matured past highschool not everyone's goal is to get shitfaced everytime they have a beer.

[Anonymous No.19035618]

>>19035342
based plasma donator

[Anonymous No.19035625]

>>19035570
>a bottle of wine and handcuffs

[Anonymous No.19035833]

>>19035570
fries and diarrhea

[Anonymous No.19036011]

>>19035570
Good morning sir

[Anonymous No.19036397]

>>19033950
wtf
her sister has a prettier face, but she looks rather fat in this picture

[Anonymous No.19036439]

>>19035363
Haha more like strokemeoff
cuz the girl liked it haha

[Anonymous No.19036443]

>>19034648
My autistic GF often wants to watch fucking vtubers together and I'll take that shit any day over instagram.

[Anonymous No.19036670]

salmon, potatoes, and a green vegetable all in one pan in the oven is the easiest food to make and anyone who doesn't cook regularly will be impressed with a modicum of plating

[Anonymous No.19036674]

>>19033950
Toast

[Anonymous No.19036677]

>>19033950
Crabcakes with garlic pierogis in alfredo sauce.

[Anonymous No.19036693]

Dogpiss Surprise

[Anonymous No.19037907]

>>19033950
Steak and scallops done with walnut oil on the stove, with a side salad of arugula and spinach with a handmade vinaigrette, and a side of pan fried potatoes and onions. Easiest shit in the world, guaranteed dick sucking for you.

[Anonymous No.19037934]

>>19033950
goyslop queen is more photogenic but her sister is more attractive.

[Anonymous No.19037946]

>>19033950
Deep fried Funko pops.

[Anonymous No.19038045]

>>19033950
This chick looks like the halal cart girl everyone hates/loves. Why does she have a hair band indentation and no hair and in use.. wut.

[Anonymous No.19038081]

>>19038045
You're like Sherlock's incompetent twin

[Anonymous No.19038086]

>>19038081
Bilbo Baggins?

[Anonymous No.19038119]

>>19034003
Can't support this enough. I dunno if normals im with like meat with their pasta always do ill just do some manicotti or shells n veg or w.e blows socks off.

[Anonymous No.19038588]

>>19033950
If I really wanted to impress someone I'd make my mom's lasagna recipe I guess. When I cook for my friends it's usually more simple pasta meals though.

[Anonymous No.19038602]

No eating just huffing duster

[Anonymous No.19038648]

>>19033950
meatloaf

[Anonymous No.19038652]

>>19038602
Man that is a fun bitter way to pass out and whack your head.

[Anonymous No.19038674]

>>19036670
shit, I just skip all the hard parts and make salmon tartare instead. Roast up a sliced baguette and add a simple salad (so it doesn't overshadow the main :) )

[Anonymous No.19038693]

>>19033950
Canard à l'orange, it's pretty easy to make but it sounds posh and it's delicious. Although it's mainly the sauce I like so much, I could easily make it with chicken instead of duck and it'd be great too

[Anonymous No.19038696]

>>19034036
>qt glasses
>qt hoop earrings
>one of those cute behind the ear tattoos
<3

[Anonymous No.19038754]

>>19034551
That's not lasagna

[Anonymous No.19038759]

>>19037934
You don know what goyslop means

[Anonymous No.19038785]

>>19033950
curry
also a good grilled chicken thigh is somehow a mystery to most of my non-cooking friends

[Anonymous No.19038863]

spaghett bolo or carbonara, pôrkôlt and/or goulash

[Anonymous No.19038894]

>>19033950
Lasagna, if you're looking to impress, make a good lasagna. I will do wonders for you.

[Anonymous No.19038901]

>normies
>too chickenshit libbrain trannycucked to use the word normalfag
such an ironic term when people call others "normies"
you are the fucking normies

[Anonymous No.19038906]

>>19034036
>genetically defective eyes
>coal burner
>retarded enough to get tattoos but not very bold

[Anonymous No.19039194]

>>19035244
This anon gets it. Impressing someone is all about giving them a new story to tell -- something with more detail than "dinner was nice."

Hell, I forgot to turn the oven on the first time I cooked for my wife. We still laugh about it 9 years on.

[Anonymous No.19040008]

>>19039194
That's a good mistake. Cute and harmless.

[Anonymous No.19040356]

>>19038906
>coal burner
No she isn't, prove it

[Anonymous No.19040593]

>>19033958
fpbp

[Anonymous No.19040632]

>>19034002

I Googled it. Looks good. Other than spices, is it that different than jambalaya? I cook a lot of Cajun dishes and it doesnt look that far off.

[Anonymous No.19040649]

Mussels in red sauce. Any marinara you enjoy, enhanced with diced onion and minced garlic. Served over a better quality pasta. Serve with garlic bread.

10 minute dinner, never any leftovers. Seems fancy enough.

[Anonymous No.19040902]

>>19033950
>>19034036
>>19034451
WHY IS THIS SITE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKING FOODTRUCK GIRL
I LITERALLY DON'T GET IT, WHY??

[Anonymous No.19041112]

>>19033950
Quiche. I have never met anyone that was particularly fond of them, except one guy. He was a homosexual man and managing boss at a job of mine. He made no secret of his same-sex desires for employees. When he identified a male worker he liked, he would ask them if they ever cooked quiche. This was a bait, kind of like in prison. If you said you liked cooking in any way, he would feign interest and eventually pressure you into making quiche.
Eventually he'd have you texting him pics as you make your first quiche at home. Then he'd arrange a meet up to try your quiche and it would end with him forcing you to bottom for him. I don't know how he managed to do it repeatedly so many times, he just did. We were a blue collar type crew and he managed to top several strong young men somehow He used his boss position over desperate workers, and he really loved quiche. At that job, there was an inside joke among the guys about who was "quiched" and who wasn't.

[Anonymous No.19041150]

>>19033950
Ramen of course. With my special signature ingredient: green onions. It really elevates the dish

[Anonymous No.19041165]

>>19033950

I took some leftovers to work that my mom made. Was literally just beef and noodles with chopped serranos in it. My co-workers said it smelled amazing and almost wanted to eat it themselves. I don't understand it but that's an example of something that could easily impress people.

[Anonymous No.19041172]

>>19040902
>WHY IS THIS SITE SO OBSESSED WITH THIS FUCKING FOODTRUCK GIRL
>I LITERALLY DON'T GET IT, WHY??

because it's a bored full of men who are lonely and wish they had a pretty quirky girlfriend like her.

[Anonymous No.19041217]

>>19041112
>somehow
Sounds like you used to work with a lot more gay dudes than you thought.

[Anonymous No.19041297]

>>19033950
Green chile stew, incredibly easy to make but always comes out restaurant quality. The ingredients do all the work with flavoring so I don't have to hover over the pot with a bunch of spices.

[Anonymous No.19041300]

>>19033958
Nice. I usually just get nervous and chunder.

[Anonymous No.19041301]

>>19033950

You could impress literally any north american normie with a shrimp alfredo pasta and homemade Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. The trick with the biscuits is you have to use extra cheese.

[Anonymous No.19041305]

>>19033950
What's her tiktok account name??

[Anonymous No.19041555]

>>19040902
Because she's cute and charming

[Anonymous No.19042549]

>>19035339
Did you got the covid vaccined?

[Anonymous No.19042565]

>>19041301
shrimp alfredo pasta sounds fucking gross man

[Anonymous No.19042581]

>>19033950
they are hand carved fro big japanese cock

[Anonymous No.19042590]

>>19034251
the architect

[Anonymous No.19042596]

>>19034056
The shitty thing about yourself is that you are a so called normie. I noticed this back way back when you all started looking like each other and speaking all alike, and dressing alike.
You're pathetic.
Like dumbasses that would wear A's in circles in fake leather jackets and try to look tough in NYC. Don't forget the stupid spiked hair.
Your the normies you dumb bitches.

[Anonymous No.19042597]

>>19042549
Yes. I'm not one of those antisocial retards bemoaning a lack of social cohesion while refusing to cohere with society.

[Anonymous No.19042617]

>>19042597
Have you ever gotten out of school?
Nobody that has writes or speaks like that.

[Anonymous No.19042652]

>>19042597
damn nigga there was no need to flex your grammatical prowess like that, chill Charles Dickens

[Anonymous No.19042667]

>>19033950
Homemade Foie Gras from the geese on my farm. I hate geese so goddamn much so I get pleasure from fattening them up the worst way I can think of to serve on plate.

[Anonymous No.19042673]

I make egg fried rice
low prep, low cleanup
high action wiht a big smokey wok
chicks dig a guy with wok skills

[Anonymous No.19042684]

>>19042673
Extra egg please and throw some prok in there with some of that singapore sauce. Good times were had by all.

[Anonymous No.19042694]

>>19042667
Lucky bugger! I'd be thinking of the best way to share with a girlfriend, maybe make a wife.
Maybe with rye or blackbread or with some kind of crackers and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19042836]

>>19035206
Chicken hearts on skewers, those things rock. Chicken livers too, but not on skewers.

[Anonymous No.19042844]

>>19034036
She looks like she's trying to be Emily and not doing very well at it.

[Anonymous No.19042850]

>>19034649
You're allowed to say fag on 4chan

[Anonymous No.19042886]

>>19040902
She's so perfect bros

[Anonymous No.19042898]

>>19042836
Friends an i once grilled chicken hearts on skewers. They consistency was horrible.

[Anonymous No.19042903]

>>19034223
Nah, make a mean bowl of chili and she's gonna be on her knees 5 minutes later.

[Anonymous No.19042955]

>>19041150
>>19041112
Why don't you two combine that to make ramen quiche? That seems like it would be at hit in some places especially in some bars with drunks...

[Anonymous No.19042961]

>>19042898
Anon fren you gotta do it they Brasilian way, they're the masters of it.

[Anonymous No.19042974]

>>19033950
Their mom is still hot, would bang. Their dad looks like a worm stuffed with lard.

[Anonymous No.19042983]

Frozen dumplings, makes her juicy

[Anonymous No.19042996]

Stove cooked rice.

Bitches don't know how to cook rice without a rice cooker, even asians.
They're always amazed when I can pull out a fluffy, aromatic white Jasmin rice perfectly cooked just on a small pot.

[Anonymous No.19043016]

>>19038754
>>19038894
If I throw some doritos down, then some chili on top, the some moz on top of that then it'll be enough lasagna for you folk and you'll like it!
See if not then you'll have to talk with Mongo, and he dont take kindly to folk that dont take kindly.

[Anonymous No.19043049]

>>19042983
Its the effort that counts, get her involved.
Once she's involved then she'll be really involved with you. She's just a girl, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.19043050]

>>19033950
Every single time i cook for other people it comes out bad

[Anonymous No.19043053]

>>19043050
Maybe just order in some Chinks?
Get her some Mu Shu but don't forget to order some extra wrapper things, there are never enough in any standard order.

[Anonymous No.19043060]

>>19042886
>perfect
>uses anime filter to alter her

pick one

[Anonymous No.19043065]

>>19033950
Unironically Mashed Potatoes.
I know people who've only ever ate the instant kind, imagine their shock when finding out it can have flavor.

[Anonymous No.19043072]

>>19043060
>>19043065
I like altering them to be like the Stepford Wives, nice and compliant.

[Anonymous No.19043086]

>>19043065
Just imagine that leaving the skin on leaves even more texture, flavor and nutrients. Ha leave it to 2023 bitches that stand in line for their starbucks becuase it gives them some position.

[Anonymous No.19043200]

>>19033950
Chicken cacciatore. Insanely easy and uses up the standard veggies that are always in my fridge. Plus it's fucking delicious. Also chili since most people genuinely suck at making it or add shitty ingredients like mushrooms to theirs

[Anonymous No.19043246]

>>19034772
This is precisely the case

[Anonymous No.19043282]

>>19043246
>>19034772
What the fuck are you to make you not normal, are some kind of zombie freaks living in a dungeon?
You have internet so have to be some kind of connected you fucking pathetic hypocrite cunts.
You like those pleather jackets and threatening old ladies, they're normies.

[Anonymous No.19043286]

>>19042886
That's a cartoon anon.

[Anonymous No.19043299]

>>19033950
some delicious ham sandwiches, unless my syrian buddy abdullah is over. i make burgers on the grill instead if that’s the case since he’s muslim

[Anonymous No.19043308]

>>19033950
God imagine being the guy who gets to fuck her in the ass. I'd fucking break her like a horse

[Anonymous No.19043309]

>>19042652
Hello emiruposter

[Anonymous No.19043310]

Its time for you infedels!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdRL6qH3YRM

[Anonymous No.19043314]

>>19035027
I see you've never dated an alcoholic woman

[Anonymous No.19043339]

>>19043299
ham and fish with cheese and beer, that'll keep them all away

[Anonymous No.19043492]

>>19043309
hello, hows goin

[Anonymous No.19043634]

>>19042903
Not all of us are BRAPhounds, anon

[Anonymous No.19043641]

>>19033958
Makes the women glow and men plunder?

[Anonymous No.19043718]

>>19033950
>dish to impress normies
Aren't one's staples recipes enough?

[Anonymous No.19043735]

What is her name?

[Anonymous No.19043751]

>>19040902
It was her remarkable and strange ability to massively trigger incels. Without that she would've just been any other random fairly cute girl.

[Anonymous No.19043753]

>>19043735
Her name is Serena Mello, she's also a pretty good dancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN6ii5QhdLo

[Anonymous No.19043771]

>>19043753
dancing is retarded and dancers are horrible people
t dated a dancer before she turned into a tranny

[Anonymous No.19043775]

>>19042617
The writing itself is not that bad as far as mildly-flexy posts go

[Anonymous No.19043777]

>>19043753
I want her to rub her sweaty dancer pussy all over my face then let me rut in her ass and cum over and over

[Anonymous No.19043784]

>>19043771
just like that one fable where the thing the guy wants isn't so great after all then the guy becomes twisted and bitter toward anything resembling that thing. awesome blogpost overall.

[Anonymous No.19043804]

>>19042844
I think she's hotter than Emily. Emily has great tits, though.
>>19042898
None of you liked it? I ate about eight of those at a BBQ once, my friend stopped me because he was concerned about iron content. Tasted great, and I do feel slightly more magnetic than before.
>>19043753
I thought this was going to be bullshit, but it really looks like it could be her. I'm not particularly into dance, but that seemed very talented. Lots of diversity of movement, highly controlled, and stayed completely on point with the timing of the music. Beautiful, talented, friendly, AND triggers 4channel posters. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.19043820]

Basted steaks with something green and mashed potatoes, beef bourguignon, enchiladas verde, or a nice pasta. Normies are not hard to impress just make everything better than they're used to, it's mostly technique.

[Anonymous No.19043874]

chicken bacon mushroom onion
make roux
add shitloads of cream
add shitloads of cheese
serve with spaghet
wa la

[Anonymous No.19043891]

>>19043282
I'm MGTOW

[Anonymous No.19043915]

>>19034251
Holy fuck you are blue pilled. Cooking is even better at impressing chicks than ballroom dancing. You gay or something?

[Anonymous No.19043956]

>>19033950
Anything where you deglaze with wine, reduce stock, and/or finish with butter.

[Anonymous No.19043975]

>>19033950
I use my beef strokenoff

[Anonymous No.19044000]

>>19043753
She's pretty good no doubt but not Flamenco dancer level, it's different.

[Anonymous No.19044507]

>>19044000
>it's different
You don't say

[Anonymous No.19044634]

>>19042549
>>19042652

I'm not this nigga I don't know why he replied for me >>19042597

I didn't get it. Clean blood for cheap buzz is my deal.

[Anonymous No.19045053]

>>19034036
it's my piss :)

[Anonymous No.19045183]

>>19033950
I don't try to impress people. It comes off as desperate and people can smell it.

[Anonymous No.19046044]

>>19035339
I'm pretty sure we cant sell plasma or bloody here in Ausfalia. I wouldn't anyway because I hate needles and don't want to give the hospital something for free that they can make a lot of money off.

>>19035331
Pints are like 13 bucks here. 8 pints on a friday night is nothing crazy. I always forget underage kids probably post here.

[Anonymous No.19046079]

>>19046044
Have you considered that all of you Aussies are infected and we want nothing to with your sorry asses?

[Anonymous No.19046086]

>>19046079
You Yanks only want BBC blood in your veins anyway don't you?

[Anonymous No.19046089]

>>19046086
Yeah we're all vampires here, stay away.

[Anonymous No.19046186]

We have enough problems in the US especially niggers, crack heads, meth zombies, who knows what else and you Aussies think that you'll fix us?
Get the fuck outta Dodge.
At least we're not a colony like you wimp aussies are

[Anonymous No.19046203]

The only nation that I have a lot of respect for is South Africa. not because of niggers, but they know.

[Anonymous No.19046218]

>>19044507
I do say,
https://www.google.com/search?q=flamenco+live&sxsrf=AJOqlzW01sLltyZZ0C7FYNl-9ovFoC3-Xg%3A1678776050156&ei=8hYQZIiXCfKr5NoPz8i6gA4&oq=flamenco+live&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQARgAMggIABCABBCwAzIJCAAQBxAeELADMgkIABAHEB4QsAMyCAgAEIAEELADMggIABCABBCwAzIICAAQgAQQsAMyBwgAEB4QsAMyBwgAEB4QsAMyBwgAEB4QsAMyBwgAEB4QsANKBAhBGAFQAFgAYO0RaAFwAHgAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEKwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:74d3cd8a,vid:wQ7_lTxPyKI

[Anonymous No.19046221]

>>19033950
Broccoli beef and sticky rice. You are constantly moving so it looks impressive.

[Anonymous No.19046223]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3bXSeIdbkM
Flamenco et soufisme - Chants d'amour d'Al Andalus (Syrie / Espagne), 14e Festival de l'Imaginaire

[Anonymous No.19046236]

>>19033950
"loaded" twice baked potatoes is pretty universally appealing to normies. they're also impressed with home made donuts, dips made with cream cheese, antipasto, and elaborate salads. bitches are especially impressed elaborate salads. bbq chicken salad, steak or shrimp caesar, super organized cob salads, etc. bitches love salads with dressing options on the side that mask how much fat and calories they're adding or leaving off. charcuterie boards are basically elaborate salads, also a huge hit with normies right now but don't be fooled and add some autistic rare stinky cheese because they'll immediately call you a weirdo for that.

[Anonymous No.19046641]

>>19033950
>impress normies
kek I just make carpaccio and watch them freak the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.19046862]

>>19042996
>even asians

Kek, I am always surprised by how much Asians shill for rice cookers. How do they think their ancestors cooked their main staple 50 years ago and going back millenia. It really isn't that fucking hard either

[Anonymous No.19047010]

>>19034002
I would make a risotto

[Anonymous No.19047169]

>>19047010
ok we get it you're italian ugh...

[Anonymous No.19047200]

>>19042844
Her hips look like childbirth will be difficult

[Anonymous No.19047204]

>>19047200
Kinky, that gives a wood

[Anonymous No.19047207]

[Anonymous No.19047535]

lel, i used the newfag meme word. am i cool yet, guise

[Anonymous No.19047546]

>>19034041
coq-au-vin

[Anonymous No.19047557]

>>19042996
>>19046862
Can either of you make toast over an open fire?

[Anonymous No.19047561]

>>19047535
You will never be cool like us, show me the shoes you're wearing.

[Anonymous No.19047564]

>>19047207
>Duke, PhD

[Anonymous No.19047640]

>>19034036
She's drinking my piss

[Anonymous No.19047669]

>>19033950
>tfw reading this thread