/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19030093]

What would be your ideal last meal?
For me it would probably be:
>rare steak
>lobster
>pancakes with bananas and whipped cream
>caesar salad
>a couple of pieces of fried chicken
>stuffed mushrooms

[Anonymous No.19030174]

>>19030093
Just something simple like a lasagna or a pizza. I doubt I would have much of an appetite anyways.

[Anonymous No.19030188]

Senzu beans, I would keep one between my teeth so that when I bite down as I'm dying (by lethal injection or electric chair) it would restore me to full health. They can't execute you twice, that's double jeopardy.
>checkmate legal system

[Anonymous No.19030202]

>>19030093
You'd get full halfway through, twink, and your final memory would be being a pussy who couldn't finish his last meal

[Anonymous No.19030230]

>>19030202
I'm grossly obese and could easily eat that

[Anonymous No.19030231]

>>19030093
Look at that nice happy face in the cup

[Anonymous No.19030236]

>>19030093
12 chicken quesaritos from Taco Bell with diablo sauce, washed down with a cup of strong coffee. Clean it up, janny.

[Anonymous No.19030347]

I wouldn't take a final meal. Dying with a full stomach sounds like the worst. I don't wanna be in a food coma and shit my pants when they fry me.

[Anonymous No.19030352]

>>19030093
'roni 'chovy 'peño 'napple 'za

[Anonymous No.19030391]

>>19030093
bread and wine

[Anonymous No.19030419]

>>19030093
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.19030429]

>>19030236
they put you in diapers sorry champ
they saw your scheme coming a mile away

[Anonymous No.19030454]

a falafel or something, unsweetened iced tea, hot fudge sundae

[Anonymous No.19030480]

>>19030236
reminder they don't have shredded chicken anymore so your last meal's gonna suck

[Anonymous No.19030481]

>water mr rango
>water

[Anonymous No.19030489]

>>19030481
>I’m the sheriff around these here parts
>and as long as that there sign hangs then believe in me

[Anonymous No.19030495]

>>19030489
>tfw sign stops hanging

[Anonymous No.19030500]

>>19030489
>mfw sign gets shot

[Anonymous No.19030517]

>>19030093
the cooked head of the current (I guess former once the head is removed) president of the united states

[Anonymous No.19030549]

[Anonymous No.19030557]

>>19030549
>eat poopy
>poop poopy
>eat poopy poop
>poop poopy poop

[Anonymous No.19030559]

Who cares about eating im going to die wahhhh

[Anonymous No.19030575]

>>19030188
Has there ever been a case of execution failing?

[Anonymous No.19030604]

>>19030575
yes
they just try again until they get it right
that anon with his double jeopardy shit doesn't understand how it works

[Anonymous No.19030611]

>>19030559
You have been eating ramen and nujtraloaf for years. Anyone would take the opportunity to eat something delicious after that even if they are going to die.

[Anonymous No.19030617]

>>19030575
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19030648]

>>19030617
>lethal injection has a 7% FAILURE RATE
what the fuck man
let's go back to firing squads please

[Anonymous No.19030687]

>>19030648
Yeah. It's pretty fucked. It happens because every person's body works differently so some are more resistant to the poisons. Also a medical practitioner can't insert the needle. If they miss the vein it will be a horrible painful experience.

[Anonymous No.19030689]

>>19030188
They can
If the lethal injection doesn't work then they'll use something else

[Anonymous No.19030694]

>>19030517
You would have to be the luckiest unlucky person for that miracle of logistics to occur.

[Anonymous No.19030697]

>>19030617
Didn't a Mexican survive the firing squad once?
His face was really fucked up
(Of course I trust the people on the internet Why would they lie?)

[Anonymous No.19030704]

>>19030093
whatever I have for dinner tonight

[Anonymous No.19030710]

>>19030697
No idea. It's from https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/botched-executions
It seems pretty believable.

[Anonymous No.19030719]

>>19030188
Thats not even close to true. The punishment always states "till dead".so they can do it as much as they want

[Anonymous No.19030725]

>>19030687
It also just seems like a lot of hassle to go through and takes a long time
it's definitely not painless either
I really wonder how some people think it's more humane or civilized than just putting a bullet in somebody

[sage No.19030770]

>>19030704
For me that's poptarts

[Anonymous No.19030858]

>>19030770
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[Anonymous No.19031032]

On one of those prison shows there was a death row inmate who said when it was his time he was going to request 2 Whoppers from Burger King
I felt bad because he had been in prison for something like 30 years so he doesn't know how much Burger King sucks now

[Anonymous No.19031310]

>>19030093
I wouldn't be able to eat anything because I'd be an anxious mess since I didn't do anything.

[Anonymous No.19031342]

shrimp cocktail as the appetizer. fusilli alla vodka with pancetta and garlic bread as the main, with some prosecco. tiramisu for dessert.

[Anonymous No.19031544]

[Anonymous No.19031591]

>>19031544
kek saved

[Anonymous No.19031627]

wish i was lactose intolerant, i'd ask for 4 or 5 milkshakes and then diarrhea all over their chair when they get me

[Anonymous No.19032730]

>>19030704
Did he make it through the night?

[Anonymous No.19032754]

>>19030648
>>19030687
problem is that the good killing chemicals are only made by a couple companies and those companies don't like it when you use their chemicals for killing people.
so, they have to use the shittier ones usually.
although i don't really get why they don't just give people a monster dose.

[Anonymous No.19032766]

>>19030202
>the point of a last meal is to finish it
Die sad nigger, I’d order the moon and take a bite out of everything

[Anonymous No.19032778]

>>19032754
Should really just use inert gas like helium. It's cheap as fuck, painless and knocks you out in seconds. There's a reason why suicide hoods are a thing.

[Anonymous No.19032781]

>>19032766
One guy in Texas did this and ruined it for everyone else. Now they don't do last meals anymore

Imagine you've been sitting on death row for 20 years eating nothing but prison slop, only having that final meal to look forward to that you've been fantasizing about for years because there's fuck all else to do in prison. And then that faggot goes right before you. Now your last meal is more prison slop lmao

[Anonymous No.19032799]

>>19030725

Not only is all of this true (actual legit doctors will not perform lethal injections, so they use low IQ goons)

But the actual process is almost comically terrible as an execution method, failing about 5-10% of the time as noted. They simply haven’t taken the care to understand the medical science.

The truth is, we already have a perfect science of “lethal injection”, which would induce a guaranteed painless death.

It’s called anesthesiology.

We have the tech to reduce consciousness to a tiny spark in the brainstem (at which point you could be literally flayed alive and feel nothing)

But no, these idiots will keep injecting people with some bizarre combo of sedatives, opioids and heart stopping drugs, inducing a mild stupor and an almost certainly unpleasant death at a minimum.

Hell, I’d prefer inert gas asphyxiation. Just put me in a room and slowly fill it with CO. Anything but that god damned laboratory of horrors they call “lethal injection”

[Anonymous No.19032810]

>>19032799
Pretty sure the injection is a jewish humiliation ritual to please their dark god

[Anonymous No.19032819]

I would order raw corn and hold in in my mouth so when they put me i the electric chair, it would make popcorn

[Anonymous No.19033659]

>>19030093
egg, chicken ricebowl

[Anonymous No.19033661]

>>19033659
tea

[Anonymous No.19033692]

>>19033659
be warned that if you don't say a restaurant for it to come from, it will be prepared by one of the prison kitchen staff
If they get your request and it just says
>egg, chicken ricebowl
you might not uh, exactly get what you're after

this is why many inmates go for fast food or named chains that they know what they're getting

[Anonymous No.19033697]

>>19032730
i ended up boozing and technically did not eat dinner. I'll try again tonight anon, will report in if successful

[Anonymous No.19033726]

>>19030093
>20 oz rare ribeye
>rare tuna steak
>mac and cheese
>fried okra
>fried squash
>mashed potatoes with white gravy
>mac n cheese
>rolls
>corn bread (sweet)
>tea (unsweet)
>pecan pie
>chocolate ice cream
>2x small cheese burger with all toppings
>country fried steak
>fried chicken
>biscuits with chocolate gravy
>grands biscuits with scrambled eggs cooked in butter
>pancakes with syrup
>x2 chili hot dogs no onions
>cheese curds
>small thin crust pizza, light sauce, pineapple.
>tempura shrimp
>2x rolls of Tuna Sushi with wasabi and ginger
>fries and ketchup
>Fried cheese wontons
>30 rack of Miller high life
and probably more if I had time to think on it. Yea I could eat it all, and more.

[Anonymous No.19033747]

>>19033726
there's usually a budget limit and you're way over it
no alcohol either

[Anonymous No.19033767]

literally me

[Anonymous No.19033778]

>>19033767
supposedly nobody on death roe ever actually touches their last meal.

[Anonymous No.19033799]

>>19033778
that's not true, plenty of people finish it or eat a good portion
what is true though is that they've found that among inmates who were later found to have been innocent through new evidence, nearly all of them declined a last meal entirely
seems like only the guilty can eat

[Anonymous No.19033801]

>>19033799
well that's fucked

[Anonymous No.19033802]

>>19033801
honestly the most fucked up thing to me is that they won't even let you have a fucking cigarette anymore
>it wouldn't be fair to other inmates who don't get cigarettes
yeah, ok, but it's just ONE cigarette before you kill the motherfucker

[Anonymous No.19033813]

The hottest pepper in the world so they can kill me and put me out of my misery.