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[Anonymous No.19026136]

BEER Thread

[Anonymous No.19026143]

>slim-man brown
muh nigga kek

[Anonymous No.19026170]

bump

[Anonymous No.19026631]

4 is the most esthetic. 10 looks like some kind of bug.

[Anonymous No.19026732]

one of the thoughts that keeps me up at night is a time me and a couple friends had movie night, and i drank a looot of beer. friend asked "is there even enough beer to get you drunk?" and i drunkenly said "of course there is" thinking he meant in the world, but he meant in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.19026754]

>>19026136
Is this any good? Been thinking about trying it.

[Anonymous No.19026767]

>>19026631
this. but I'll add that this mass is too much. People are brainwashed to the point of dysphoria to think that being big and having massive body parts is something good. Where did it start from? Arnold?
Look at the statue of David, for me this is the ultimate body goals

[Anonymous No.19026772]

>>19026767
no arnold didn't invent bodybuilding he only mastered it

[Anonymous No.19026817]

>>19026772
im not talking about who invented it, but who made it mainstream. And I don't mean such extreme bodybuilding like Mr. Olympia tier, but the gym bro culture and gym culture overall

[Anonymous No.19026865]

>>19026732
why does that haunt you?

[Anonymous No.19026870]

This thread is perfect for me. I work in the alcohol industry. AMA. also bump

[Anonymous No.19026878]

>>19026870
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.19026884]

>>19026865
it was the last time we hung out. He became a vehemently Black Lives Matter kinda guy afterwards.
i hope he still remembers the times i made him laugh

[Anonymous No.19026908]

>>19026878
We’ll fine sir, I sell beer and beer accessories… also THC seltzers.

[Anonymous No.19026912]

>>19026908
>>19026878

[Anonymous No.19026922]

>>19026767
This guy started it by injecting guinea pig nut juice

[Anonymous No.19026927]

>>19026908
what's the most beer you have ever sold, and what's your favorite beer?
Also, what cunt are you in?

[Anonymous No.19026928]

>>19026922
Now how in the hell is half the thread talking about abs and peak male form?and the rest of us are just being bros and chatting about our favorite alcoholic beverages. I have no idea why abdominal muscles are being so heavily focused in a beer thread.

[Anonymous No.19026934]

Inb4 big sobriety shills

[Anonymous No.19026937]

>>19026927
Can’t say all the names cause most beers are local. However I think the Iron Maiden day of the dead beer is the coolest one I’ve seen to date.

[Anonymous No.19026941]

About to have my first alcohol free beer today. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.19026944]

>>19026941
Not much.

[Anonymous No.19026955]

>>19026941
it's gonna taste bad with none of the good effects

[Anonymous No.19026959]

>>19026941
>>19026955
I think NA beers personally are a scam. As a man who sells beer to the average buyer of NA beer. Why?

[Anonymous No.19026970]

>>19026959
You pay for alcohol. I'm not sure why non-alcoholic exists. It's the same price for none of the benefit.

[Anonymous No.19026985]

>>19026970
THANK YOU ANON! Finally someone with a rational sense in the alcohol world.

[Anonymous No.19026999]

>>19026941
Essentially wheat soda.

[Anonymous No.19027011]

people who don’t drink can suck the air out of a room. People who drink NA are either a convicted felon or had a near death experience with alcohol, NA drinkers are usually alcoholics who won’t tell you they are. If someone buys or drinks NA then you probably know.

[Anonymous No.19027026]

>>19026884
Damn bro, that sucks. It always hurts to lose a friend.

[Anonymous No.19027040]

>>19027011
>NA drinkers are usually alcoholics who won’t tell you they are. If someone buys or drinks NA then you probably know.

I can confirm this. My wife doesn't know the difference between whiskey and a shitty japanese non alcohol beer on my breath

I've cut down a lot with a spike here and there but that's generally the only time I drank it. That and when I was tapering down and just needed a shitty cold can at night, alcohol or no.

[Anonymous No.19027047]

>>19026941
Some taste like light beer, some taste like pure ass and don't even resemble beer.

[Anonymous No.19027054]

>>19026970
I guess it's for people that are either so used to the taste or that think drinking beer is aestheticlly important.
I know some boomers that will just get a bunch of NA if they can't have alcohol.

[Anonymous No.19027131]

>>19026754
I like it

[Anonymous No.19027458]

>>19026970
don't tell anybody but one hungover morning my friend rolled over and handed me a $20 and had me go on a beer run. meaning i had to walk out in the hot florida sun a half mile out of his huge neighborhood with still sleepies in my eyes. i pick a 24 pack out. the guy cards me and i pay. i get back, we both drink one, and
NON ALCOHOLIC BUDWEISER?
WHY DID HE CARD ME?

[Anonymous No.19027475]

>>19027131
Thanks, Im going to order some

[Anonymous No.19027502]

>>19026884
he sounds pretty based

[Anonymous No.19027512]

>>19026937
The beer comes with a chip challenge? What flavor?

[Anonymous No.19027523]

>>19027475

[Anonymous No.19027531]

>4 pack
>has a 6 pack

[Anonymous No.19027559]

>>19027523
Thanks again, I was looking for some new wank material.

[Anonymous No.19027783]

>>19026928
Never post a more interesting picture than your intended topic

[Anonymous No.19028885]

>>19027523
Zach=Darren>Trevor>Tim>>>>>Sam
in terms of fuckabilty while crossdressing

[Anonymous No.19028890]

>>19027475
fuck I love WKUK

[Anonymous No.19028899]

>>19028885
While Darren is always, and Zach can be turned into, I think Timmy during the "classroom halloween" sketch is infinitely more fuckable than any of Trevors.

[Anonymous No.19029033]

>>19026908
DUDE

[Anonymous No.19030393]

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>>19026754
I tried Paulaner and didnt like it that much but I am a total novice to euro beer. I dont know how to describe it in douchey sommelier terms but it had an almost "grassy" taste I wasnt fond of