What are some great repulsive smells?

[Anonymous No.19023605]

What are some things I can cook up to bother my roommate?

I am pretty sure he doesn’t like Indian food. What are some smells that really cling onto things and ruin buildings?

When I wash the dishes the guy fucks with the pipes and makes it scalding hot so that I burn myself, when I take a shower he flushed the toilet 20 times etc.

My roommate (we have separate apartments but roommate lives on another floor) is an actual evil piece of shit who literally leaks natural gas indoors to try to kill me. I don’t care anymore and it’s time for revenge.

Ideas please

[Anonymous No.19023614]

>>19023605
Years ago I got the curry wings from BW3, stunk up my whole apartment. Don't even know if they still serve them.

[Anonymous No.19023620]

I'm not doing anything to your pipes you nutjob.

[Anonymous No.19023621]

>>19023605
kimchee
fish

[Anonymous No.19023634]

>>19023605
durian fruit
which is often banned from transport on planes due to smell

[Anonymous No.19023706]

>>19023621
>>19023634
How do I make it smell as much as possible?


Also any particularly lethal combinations of Indian spices I can just fry up on the pan to make it stink without having to cook?

[Anonymous No.19023750]

Bump

[Anonymous No.19023753]

>>19023706
>I can just fry up on the pan to make it stink without having to cook?
When I make the roux for Japanese curry it smells like curry for at least a day afterwards. Melt butter, add roughly same volume of flour plus several teaspoons of garam masala. (cook the flour for a few minutes first if you're actually eating it otherwise you'll taste raw flour) Add a teaspoon or so of worsteshire and keep stirring, that smell will waft through your entire house. If you make the whole dish you need to carmelize a fuckton of onions first which is also quite pungent.

[Anonymous No.19023990]

>>19023605
Burn flour. Burn sugar. Burn microwave popcorn. Fry hot chilis, fried or fresh. Fry heaps of garlic. Heat up a giant pan of canola oil and just let it sizzle.

[Anonymous No.19023992]

>>19023605
fish obviously

[Anonymous No.19024014]

>>19023992
old fish in particular. old eggs. asafoetida. depends how much you want to bother yourself.

[Anonymous No.19024017]

>>19023605
The indian spice you're looking for is called asafoetida. It smells like dookie, but tastes reallg good.

The other fish based one is fish sauce. Just pour a whole bottle in a pan and boil it.

You may be able to find shrimp paste as well. Line a baking tray with it and bake it. Smells awful, but tastes great.

[Anonymous No.19024669]

Cook down a LOT of onions, like make a small jam of caramelized onions with 2-3kg fresh onions

[Anonymous No.19024688]

>>19023605
Natto smells horrendous if you heat it up in the microwave. And it's strong and pungent.
Cooking curry from scratch isn't bad, but it lingers forever. Apartments will often actually have a no curry policy in the lease because sometimes the smell can linger for years if you cook it a lot.

[Anonymous No.19024692]

Hide raw fish throughout the house

[Anonymous No.19024695]

>>19023605
My Chinese roommate used to make me seethe by leaving food with raw garlic in his room. The air current trasported the whole stank to my room. Not to mention he had cockroaches from leaving trash in his room.
If you want to go the indian way, oil is the key. Fry the curry and aromatics in oil, then add wet stuff like meat or vegetables, or just water. The oil vapor carries the curry smell. Everything it settles on, like clothes or furniture will have the pajeet smell

[Anonymous No.19024700]

Make fish stock. My local grocer sells salmon heads at the meat counter. I bought a bunch and made stock, once. Whole house stunk like fish for days.

[Anonymous No.19024705]

>>19023605
>My roommate (we have separate apartments but roommate lives on another floor)
What?

[Anonymous No.19024719]

>>19024705
Old, big houses are often split into “apartments” and rented out separately.

[Anonymous No.19024720]

Fry up a lot of fatty beef, garlic and onions in butter. When I do that my girlfriend puts away all the towels and clothes that are drying in the living room and covers the couch because everything smells like fat and garlic for ages after. Not exactly repulsive but if you don't change your clothes or wash your hair you smell like you've been at a bbq all day.

[Anonymous No.19024735]

here's a whole cookbook full of recipes you can try

[Anonymous No.19024756]

>>19023605
balsamic vinegar and bleu cheese. preferably together. lots of it.

[Anonymous No.19024771]

>>19023706
well…
you really don’t need to do anything! Kimchee, fish, and durian will be strong smelling and get more repugnant with time.

Consider putting a little bit of any of those, in the vents. Next? Wait. A little time, and just a little time, a day or two, and it will do what you want.

the kimchee and durian likely will be stinky already, maybe not very strong and noticeable, but it won’t take long to make it noticeable and putrid.

open the kimchee jar, or a slice of durian, you will realize immediately the smell.

after a day or two, both should be unbearable. The fish may be the most pleasant of the three.

[Anonymous No.19024793]

Just shit on some aluminum foil, wrap it up and microwave on high for 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19024798]

>>19024720
>if you don't change your clothes or wash your hair you smell like you've been at a bbq all day.
Boy you need to get a new gf, what the fuck do you want to smell like besides exactly that?

[Anonymous No.19024845]

1 word: Female braps

[Anonymous No.19025109]

>>19024669
I need something I can do regularly

I like the idea of durian because it is awful but doesn’t last forever and I can just do it in front of his door without stinking my place up

>>19024692
Lmfaoooo

>>19024695
This is great cause I have no friends so it literally doesn’t matter if I smell

>>19024771
I honestly really like the smell of kimchi but maybe I need to get some giant batches or something

[Anonymous No.19025117]

BY THE WAY thanks to your guys suggestions I got this it smells like mold I hope it’s as good when it’s burnt

[Anonymous No.19025556]

>>19023605
grow the crystals, anon.

[Anonymous No.19025600]

Pork has a really repulsive smell (to me) and it's why I still won't eat it after 29 years. Which is a shame because I really want to try ramen, but I'm just afraid of eating pork because of how bad it smells to me.

[Anonymous No.19025602]

>>19023605
Aside from rotten potatoes or garlic one thing that’s small that can really smell is wet vitamin B1 aka thiamine (if I’m remembering right, if not a wet Centrum multivitamin should also smell).

[Anonymous No.19025607]

You don't have to really cook anything.
Just get a small carton of milk and hide it in his apartment somewhere.

[Anonymous No.19025610]

>>19025600
Everyone likes bacon, even jews. Did someone shove a sausage in your butt when you were little?

[Anonymous No.19025632]

>>19025610
No, but I was a picky eater as a kid, which is probably why. I never liked beef or chicken, but I eventually tried those and love them more than anything now. But pork is still off putting because of the smell. I've had bacon though, and I don't mind it, didn't think it was special, is that considered pork? What's the difference between bacon and pork? I realise it's a stupid question.

[Anonymous No.19025635]

>>19024695
No cooking odor becomes a full-fledged entity like frequent curry. OP should definitely do this as the consistent backdrop for other acute attacks.

[Anonymous No.19025640]

>>19023605
Fuck off schizo

[Anonymous No.19025656]

>>19025640
Kill yourself, OP's psycho housemate. I don't even care what your problem is just do it.

[Anonymous No.19026169]

Meth

[Anonymous No.19026186]

For someone who is not accustomed I'd have to say fish sauce.

[Anonymous No.19026220]

>crack open a durian and dig in. the house will stink immediately
>make a massive sardine pie, use at least 10 tins of sardines
>clean some lobster or prawns or any other seafood and leave some scraps to get nice and smelly
>make a curry, and 'spill' a container of asafoetida. that shit stinks
>start cooking with chinese salted fish and malaysian shrimp paste. they fucking stink

[Anonymous No.19026236]

>>19023605
Fish sauce.
Put it in a hot pan, makes the surrounding area smell like an unwashed cunt.

[Anonymous No.19026245]

>>19023605
Carnation instant breakfast shake made with milk, left in the sun (or just in a room for a few days) in a shaker bottle or some kind of sealed yet easily opened container. Once that fucker pops, it's game over.
Most putrid smelling shit on the planet. It'll basically ferment and explode once the pressure builds and leave a milky, rotten chocolate paste everywhere. It has to be a container that has a tight enough seal to keep building pressure, but finally pop open once the bubbling, disgusting mix has had time to develop.
>t. this happened to me when I made a shake one day, forgot about it, and left the dark colored bottle sitting on a shelf thinking it was empty

[Anonymous No.19026255]

>>19023605
I bought some penang curry instant noodles awhile ago and cooking them made my entire household smell of pungent SEA slop, tasted great though and decently spicy.

[Anonymous No.19026304]

Fry some oysters, good stuff but it is smelly fishy used to drive my roomate nuts and I wasn't even trying

[Anonymous No.19026316]

>>19023605
>who literally leaks natural gas indoors to try to kill me

Jeez anon tell uni administration or the Police. You do not need to cope with his faggotry like this.

[Anonymous No.19026319]

>>19023634
This. Open it up, mess the insides with your hand and hide it somewhere in his apartment.

[Anonymous No.19026323]

>>19026304
how do you batter an oyster? they have the consistency of snot

[Anonymous No.19026324]

Wait what your "roomate" lives below you in a different apartment and he does this? My question is what have you done?

[Anonymous No.19026330]

>>19023605
Chitlins.
Smells like boiling pig shit.

[Anonymous No.19026332]

>>19026323
Drench them in milk and then roll in bread crumbs idiot

[Anonymous No.19026337]

someone didn't get the bj they wanted

[Anonymous No.19026646]

Get yourself some asafoetida. Bring a glass jar to put the shaker in or it'll stink up everything.

[Anonymous No.19026913]

I don't even know how people live with "roommates", I'd be constantly worried of getting shit stolen by them and their friends. I'd rather live in a single appartment prison cell (which I do currently) than dealing with any of that shit.

[Anonymous No.19026917]

>>19023605

[Anonymous No.19026919]

Sauerkraut, sorry to any krauters here but the smell makes me wanna live innawoods.

[Anonymous No.19026962]

>>19023990
>Burn microwave popcorn

Just do this. You can even say it was just a mistake so he won't be able to really complain about it.

[Anonymous No.19027005]

>>19026917
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.19027105]

>>19023605
Buy a couple pounds of hamburger meat and blend it up with some water.
Let it rot in a covered dish for about a week then do with it what you will.

Rotten meat is potentially the most upsetting smell there is. Shit's in our evolution.

[Anonymous No.19027122]

>>19025632
Bacon is salt-cured pork, pork is just cuts of meat from a pig.

[Anonymous No.19027130]

>>19026332
>no flour
why yes, I do enjoy shit batter. how could you tell!?

[Anonymous No.19027161]

>>19023605
>leaks natural gas indoors to try to kill me.
take your meds and stop shitting up this board

[Anonymous No.19027424]

>>19025632
You might want to buy fresher meat. The pork I buy has no smell at all until its cooked, at which point it smells delicious. Are you mid eastern?

[Anonymous No.19027435]

I am scared by these pros here with proper bioterrorism suggestions. I mean you gotta live with that smell.
Some people are really finicky and can't stand boiled cabbage or frying smell, and both are delicious food so you get bonus too

[Anonymous No.19028653]

>>19023605
>My roommate (we have separate apartments but roommate lives on another floor
So you're not roommates at all. What is the point of this thread? I can't trust a single thing you're claiming, and have no desire to help you as a result.

[Anonymous No.19028658]

>>19023605
eat a bunch of sardines, pour all of the oil from the cans down the kitchen sink. the smell will reek and fill up the kitchen (i know this from personal experience).

[Anonymous No.19028676]

>>19026913
did you not go to university? i have 4 housemates excluding me (not really 'roommates' since they have their own rooms). it's supposed to be 3 but one has a girlfriend living with him. and yes, it is fucking miserable. one of them started hoarding shit in the freezer and doesn't eat any of it.

[Anonymous No.19029795]

Hi OP. Sorry to hear about your fucked up situation. I got you. I'm posting this just so you can first understand you can make this gift palatable if not delicious.

[Anonymous No.19029801]

>>19023605
liver and onions

[Anonymous No.19029802]

>>19029795
But not for anyone within fifty to one hundred meters of you opening this can. It will be difficult if not impossible to get a more powerful expression of the abundant sea.

[Anonymous No.19029845]

>>19023605
>Extra extra cumin
>Extra extra garlic
Eat like this for three days, a head of garlic a day then go for a run and come home super sweaty

[Anonymous No.19029871]

>>19023605
Not even kidding--KIM CHI
>Open jar--
>Leave out until warm--
>stick back in fridge until cool
>REPEAT
>REPEAT
>REPEAT
>REPEAT
Good luck, Anon--You'll NEED IT.

[Anonymous No.19029877]

>>19023605
>Ideas please
>ALSO--MOVE OUT.

[Anonymous No.19029880]

>>19023605
Dried fish
Preferably sea fish
Trust me I'm from Bangladesh

[Anonymous No.19029894]

>>19029880
>Dried fish
FISH sauce SMELLS like dirty underwear.
buy a bottle...
dump a 1/2 cup in the sink and DON'T RINSE---
Repeat.
--Seriously though, Anon--Just move out.

[Anonymous No.19029918]

this is an amazing thread
>>19027435 would be my answer as well. Boiled cabbage smells like a dirty earthy fart

[Anonymous No.19029936]

>>19023605
How did this situation start?

[Anonymous No.19029938]

Hide a dead rat in the ventilation pipe that blows air into his apartment.

[Anonymous No.19029954]

>>19026913
I'm lucky that I live in an apartment owned by my dad. I ofc pay him rent. I've only had my IRL friends as roommates when they needed a place. I still didn't like it. I appreciate privacy way too much.

[Anonymous No.19029955]

>>19029938
If you really wanted to be nasty--Put a whole fish in the heating vent to his room--
Again, anon--JUST MOVE OUT.

[Anonymous No.19029962]

>>19023620
Just poor all the bacon grease down the sink

[Anonymous No.19029963]

>>19029938
Introduce a fly to the corpse too if you can! I had a fly problem for like a week because somehow a fucking bird entered my house ventilation from the outside, died, then flies discovered it, laid eggs and a trillion maggots devoured the corpse and suddenly flies were showing up from within my house everywhere. Its either that or signs of a demon

[Anonymous No.19029975]

>>19027130
Flour on oysters? you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.19029995]

>>19029975
why yes, I do enjoy a bunch of breadcrumbs falling of my snot balls and ruining my fry oil, how could you tell!?

[Anonymous No.19030004]

>>19029963
why not put a beehive in the house and just fill the house with bees?

[Anonymous No.19030572]

>>19023605
surstromming

[Anonymous No.19030590]

whatever awful shit you cook is going to be in your own kitchen and much stronger in your own apartment, you're a retard

[Anonymous No.19030796]

>>19023605
>my roommate
>an actual evil piece of shit who literally leaks natural gas indoors to try to kill me
>not former roommate
Do you live in Mega City 1 or why is the housing situation so bad that you have to put up with the beans assassin?

[Anonymous No.19030915]

just shit your pants my dude

[Anonymous No.19031486]

>>19030796
It’s called the housing prices have literally doubled so I not only can’t afford to pay rent if I move but moving is also an additional ginormous time and money expense

If I do move it will be to another province in a few months but good luck getting an apartment when they don’t let you do video viewings.

[Anonymous No.19031524]

>>19023605
>iphone filename
>phoneposter spacing
>whiny normalfag blogposting
>being uppity passive aggressive bitch
I hope he tortures you to death. You don't belong on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.19031552]

>>19031486
>another province
what speak is this
Canadian? 16th century France? Who lives in a fucking province lmao

[Anonymous No.19031562]

>>19023706
Just leave some surstromming under his pillow

[Anonymous No.19031787]

>>19031486
>living paycheck to paycheck that you can't afford to rent a van for the weekend

[Anonymous No.19031958]

>>19023605
spill milk into fabric that isn't easily replaced, it's the worst if it happens in a car but it's still really bad elsewhere too

powdered milk under someone's bedsheets so they reek in the morning after sweating in it is an age old prank too

[Anonymous No.19032820]

>>19029995
>so terminally online it cant form cogent sentences
lmao

[Anonymous No.19032920]

>>19023605
Make black garlic in a rice cooker. It takes a few weeks and stinks up the place with an awful sulfuric odor the whole time. I did it a few years ago, and kept it in a spare room with the door closed, and had to put towels under the door like a teenager smoking pot. The room smelled for months afterwards.

[Anonymous No.19032968]

>>19023605
vomelette

[Anonymous No.19033356]

>>19024692

[Anonymous No.19033386]

>>19023605
Sprinkle everything in kala namak/black salt. Mmmm, sulfuric farts
Make homemade suercraut, let it sit ourside

[Anonymous No.19033636]

>>19023605
Surstromming

[Anonymous No.19034573]

>>19023605
Burn some garlic.