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Best brand of goon?

>> No.19023079
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>>19022759
I'd tell you but I can't remember

>> No.19023138
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>>19022759
golden oak fruity white (formerly fruity lexia)
$13 for 4l down at bws, extremely palatable with an almost pleasant aftertaste
You will probably end up with a massive headache though but its entirely worth it because fruity lexia makes you sexier

>> No.19023144

>>19022759
why do Australians take the bag out of the BiB?

>> No.19023145

>>19023144
why would you leave it in?

>> No.19023156

>>19023144
Takes less space

>> No.19023159

>>19022759
what does the sun do to wine except heat it up?

>> No.19023163

>>19023159
its for goon of fortune
you peg the bag to a clothesline at a party, everyone stands under it and you swing the clothesline around
whoever it stops on has to drink then respin it

>> No.19023394

>>19023163
hmm
you should fill it with absint to give the 1st one a nice surprise

>> No.19023401

>>19023163
sounds pathetic. congrats.

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>>19022759
fruity lexia makes you sexier
coolibah and passion pop are top tier too

>> No.19024107

>>19022759
why is it hung up?

>> No.19024144

>>19024107
They're Aussies, they're upside down dealing with dingos.

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>>19023144
You can use it as a pillow when you find a nice place to nap

>> No.19025120

>>19024107
Deep Australian lore, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.19025156
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>>19022759
The best goons are rangoons

>> No.19025185

>>19025156
You know they don't put crab in crab Rangoons right?

>> No.19025205

>>19025185
he didn’t mention crab you fucking faggot. it’s like 50/50 around here whether they have krab added, both are good

>> No.19025219

>>19025205
He didn't have to, you rangoon fans are all the same kind of gullible

>> No.19025240

>>19025219
kill yourself, your mom would be relieved

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>>19024107
see >>19023163

>> No.19025518

>>19025282
>>19024107
>>19023163
Jesus an entire drinking subculture for schookids in Aussie is based on their suburbs building plans including an umbrella shaped spinning clothesline system.
Without that one quaint little addition added by some architect student in his 2nd year trying to impress his mentor goon of fortune, this thread, and whatever those fucking bags are simply wouldn't exist.
What a world.

>> No.19025944

>>19024107
To ward off invaders

>> No.19025953

Can we expel Australians from whiteness?

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>>19025953
Good luck with that mutt, don't come calling us for help when a mexican steals your pet eagle.

>> No.19026001

We just call it slapping the bag in the states
You're supposed to chug it right out of the tap while slapping it

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>>19025518
> including an umbrella shaped spinning clothesline system.
nothing weird about it
its just how we do clotheslines here

>> No.19026200

>>19025205
>not seeing the filename
Mobile fags get the rope, fuck off newfag.

>> No.19026286

Its 10 minutes past knock off lads, time to goooooooooooooooooon

>> No.19026291

>>19025966
My eagle can defend itself thanks to the 2nd amendment

>> No.19026298

>>19022759
Damn, box wine is called goon in Australia?

A couple bros gooning together means something very different over here

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>>19023401
>teenagers having a good time is pathetic...
>why don't they spend their youth whining about niggers on 4chan like meee?

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>>19026291
> gets shot in the hospital while dying from an easily curable disease
nice comeback dickhead

>> No.19026458

>>19026118
Please stop posting pics of my mum online Davo

>> No.19026547

>>19025518
>fails to understand the Hills Hoist
>constructs an entire counterfactual scenario to explain it, in which he is persecuted by imaginary urban planners
Many such cases!

>> No.19026574

>>19025518
Bear in mind that the hills hoist was considered significant enough to be included in the Sydney Olympic Games closing ceremony.

>> No.19026818

>>19026298
before the goon sack cheap bulk wine would come in a bottle called a flagon, the name came from there

>> No.19028352

>>19026001
ive got a bag for you to slap

>> No.19028873

>>19026298
We wouldn't say gooning. It's just goon

>> No.19028891

>>19026358
>adult on 4channel
>posts memes for retarded kids online
too bad your alkie bag wasn't full of C-4

>> No.19029462

>>19026298
It's an ugly word for jacking off

>> No.19029584

>>19023144
Not straya but i like to hold the back and pretend I'm drinking from a big sloshy boozy tit

>> No.19030908

>>19026286
>The 29 y/o goooner