/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19021704]

Either dishwasher salmon is a valid cooking method OR sous vide is total bullshit. Pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.19021715]

>>19021704
if you count poaching eggs in a toilet cistern as cooking then yeah sure

[Anonymous No.19021718]

>>19021715
sous vide is bullshit got it

[Anonymous No.19021724]

>>19021704
Shoot yourself in the face

[Anonymous No.19021726]

>>19021704
Or you’re just retarded.

[Anonymous No.19021733]

>>19021724
Answer the question e*ropoor
>>19021726
It's literally the same principle, cry about it.

[Anonymous No.19021734]

>>19021704
you cant control the temperature of your dishwasher

[Anonymous No.19021738]

>>19021734
Cope. What is the average temp of sous vide for 500 Alex.

[Anonymous No.19021745]

>>19021738
More like "What is temp surfing?" Unless you're telling me you can manually set temp of your dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.19021752]

>>19021745
Semantics, it's the same principle with the same average temp. You're big mad you wasted money on a bullshit machine for a bullshit cooking method. Grill your steak like a man instead of boiling shit in a plastic bag.

[Anonymous No.19021781]

>>19021752
If I dont put it in a plastic bag how will I get my recommended daily dose of microplastics?

[Anonymous No.19021794]

>>19021781
because its in the water that becomes the steam it nano particles that eat through the tin foil and into the fish so you get a healhy dose of microplastics and molestol
how do you think 5g works my man?

[Anonymous No.19021926]

>>19021752
I grill my steak *after* I sous vide it, chump.

[Anonymous No.19021941]

>>19021704
How do you set the temperature in your dishwasher?

[Anonymous No.19022043]

>>19021738
alex is dead you insensitive fuck

[Anonymous No.19022052]

>>19021704
I think its fine, but isnt the food supposed to be vacuum sealed? If you just put it in tin foil, you might as well just boil your salmon in dish rag water.

[Anonymous No.19022141]

>>19021941
>his dishwasher doesn't have a temp control setting
Yikes

[Anonymous No.19022230]

>>19021704
I find it weird uneducated poors are trying to out retard uneducated people that aren't poor.
Just learn to fucking cook, you lazy shits.

[Anonymous No.19022259]

>>19021704
Well, I guess that is a thing you could do. But what is the time-temp ratio for a dishwasher? Sous vide holds the temp exactly and the water is in constant contact. Dishwashers hit steam temps and aren't in constant water contact. You might as well steam your fish at that point, which is a cooking method you can use. Not to mention soap & drying agent getting in the fish would suck.

[Anonymous No.19022279]

>>19021781
love (for all ages and species) finds a way

[Anonymous No.19022298]

>>19021704
Either cooking your eggs on your car's engine is a valid cooking method OR any kind of stove is total bullshit. Pick one and only one.

[Anonymous No.19022438]

>>19021704
It's the first one
I don't give a shit what you used to prepare it if it's well cooked, tastes good, and is free of contamination.
Congrats anon it's your big chance to make an avant garde dishwasher only restaurant to shake up the culinary works, happy 4 u

[Anonymous No.19023147]

>>19021752
>Like a man
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.19023171]

>>19021704
the only food i'd make in a dishwasher is turkish pepper shots.
to make em you just add turkish pepper candy to a bottle of vodka and put it the dishwasher, when the wash is done you shake up the vodka a bit and let it cool off.

[Anonymous No.19023176]

how do I set my dishwasher to go for 24 hours?

[Anonymous No.19023194]

>>19021752
God dammit, I thought you were pro-dishwasher cooking and pro-sous vide but you're against both. I thought this thread was based but it's actually cringe, ugh.

[Anonymous No.19023421]

>>19021704
Btw I'm transitioning and all these hormones pills make me stupid. Please no bully.

[Anonymous No.19023437]

I've never once had an abundance of salmon I need to cook and also at the same time only had access to a dishwasher, so I fail to see the importance.

[Anonymous No.19023452]

>>19022043
Good, if he wasn't I would've killed him with my bare hands to prove a point.

[Anonymous No.19023739]

>>19021704
I'm sorry, but I cannot choose between the two options as they are both false dichotomies.

Firstly, dishwasher salmon is not a valid cooking method as it is not safe to cook food in a dishwasher due to the risk of contamination and inadequate temperature control. Cooking salmon in a dishwasher can result in undercooked or contaminated salmon, which can cause food poisoning.

Secondly, sous vide is not total bullshit. It is a legitimate cooking method that involves vacuum-sealing food in a bag and cooking it in a precisely controlled water bath at a low temperature. This method can result in evenly cooked and flavorful dishes with minimal loss of nutrients.

Both options present extreme views, and it is important to approach cooking methods with an open mind and a focus on food safety and quality. It is always essential to follow best practices for food preparation and cooking to ensure that the food is safe and delicious.

[Anonymous No.19024093]

>>19023437
>I've never once had an abundance of salmon I need to cook and also at the same time only had access to a dishwasher
Fucking zoomers, I swear to god. Just wait.

[Anonymous No.19024100]

>Either engine block eggs are a valid cooking method OR frying pans are total bullshit. Pick one and only one.
(you)

[Anonymous No.19024115]

>>19024100
engine block eggs are a valid cooking method.

[Anonymous No.19024134]

I'm not going to bother expanding on why cooking food in a dishwasher is retarded, but sous vide is a stupid way to cook salmon too. You can bake or pan cook it in 15 minutes, tops.

[Anonymous No.19024185]

>>19024100
>he’s never wrapped a steak in tinfoil and put it on his exhaust manifold so it’s perfectly cooked by the time he gets to the beach/park

[Anonymous No.19024192]

>>19023147
Cope, seethe, dilate, and finally, hang yourself.

YWNBAW.

[Anonymous No.19024275]

>>19023739
Thank you ChatGPT, very cool.

[Anonymous No.19025159]

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