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/ck/ .webm Thread Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:04:35 2023 No.19020798 [Reply] [Original]

Fine Dining Edition

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:08:47 2023 No.19020814 >>19020798 who the hell does this appeal to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:09:38 2023 No.19020817 >>19020798 adults who play fortnite

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:09:56 2023 No.19020818 >>19020814 Bigshot conspicuous consumers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:10:15 2023 No.19020820 >>19020814 Niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:10:38 2023 No.19020823 >>19020814 niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:11:38 2023 No.19020827 File: 2.93 MB, 406x720, fine dining 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020798 Another one

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:11:46 2023 No.19020828 >>19020814 Sometimes you just want to watch the wagies dance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:12:44 2023 No.19020832 File: 1.16 MB, 576x1024, 1675954614401552.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020798

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:13:08 2023 No.19020834 >>19020827 Lok you can see one of them pavement apes sitting at the table

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:13:57 2023 No.19020839 File: 2.92 MB, 578x720, fine dining 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020827

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:15:41 2023 No.19020848 >>19020839 Lol I like the slow dramatic flip to the completely gray sear

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:16:05 2023 No.19020851 File: 2.90 MB, 608x1080, fine dining (American).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020839

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:19:29 2023 No.19020857 >>19020851 oh sweet greasy cheese stains on my £80 shirt thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:20:25 2023 No.19020862 File: 2.93 MB, 608x1080, fine dining 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020851

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:22:01 2023 No.19020865 >>19020862 I can do this at home alone after I take a shit for free

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:23:04 2023 No.19020867 File: 2.91 MB, 608x1080, fine dining 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020862

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:24:28 2023 No.19020872 File: 58 KB, 339x490, 93BCF710-CB87-4AAC-BDDD-1249435CE73F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020798 African Americans

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:25:08 2023 No.19020876 >>19020865 literally just sit on a chocolate bar and blow some vape smoke on it same fucking thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:29:00 2023 No.19020887 File: 2.86 MB, 500x1080, fine dining (American) 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020851 Similarly, this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:30:37 2023 No.19020895 >>19020876 I'd rather eat my own shit though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:36:53 2023 No.19020920 >>19020895 fairs cant beat abit of home brew

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:38:35 2023 No.19020927 File: 2.92 MB, 406x720, fine dining 6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020867

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:43:46 2023 No.19020937 >>19020798 That guy is such a huge cocksucker

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:44:02 2023 No.19020938 Convince me fine dining experiences aren't just a global prank on the nouveau riche so they can be mocked online?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:45:21 2023 No.19020939 >>19020867 >>19020862 >>19020851 The Menu really could have gone a lot further than it did with the parody...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:46:21 2023 No.19020946 >>19020938 three start michelins and their ilk are memes through and through but the one star places are very delicious and usually not exorbitant, it's nice to have a great meal prepared by a person who knows what they're doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:47:02 2023 No.19020951 File: 2.80 MB, 404x720, fine wining.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020927

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:50:03 2023 No.19020961 File: 254 KB, 1125x1358, 1539298767064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020951 That's fucked up, but at least he's not some pajeet so there's a POSSIBILITY his hands are clean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:57:48 2023 No.19020979 File: 353 KB, 539x670, BrosNo14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020938 I can't I'm afraid https://www.everywhereist.com/2021/12/bros-restaurant-lecce-we-eat-at-the-worst-michelin-starred-restaurant-ever/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:58:05 2023 No.19020982 >>19020961 the heat of the finger cooks the wine jokes aside that one fingertip is probably one of 100s of fingerprints from the wine glasses it doesnt exactly look high end

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:01:39 2023 No.19020995 >>19020979 i am sure that is just some weird fetish, and the chef gets off watching people "eat" that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:15:47 2023 No.19021039 >>19020979 Absolutely disgsuting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:19:11 2023 No.19021050 >>19020832 Fucking kek that shit is from Aldi >t used to be poorfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:26:27 2023 No.19021075 File: 2.87 MB, 406x720, 1660648082308281.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020814 I think you know the answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:27:27 2023 No.19021080 >>19020798 If I was carrying and this happened I would snap shoot those faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:27:53 2023 No.19021084 >>19020938 t. seething poorfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:29:19 2023 No.19021088 >>19021075 >Freshly squeezed lemon on our crab Where is the crab? Did they forget to bring out the crab?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:33:49 2023 No.19021108 File: 1013 KB, 624x807, curte.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021075 What in the hell does this even mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:34:14 2023 No.19021111 >>19020951 >finger wine? >white or red?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:36:15 2023 No.19021116 >>19021075 These are the people you pay to be on welfare

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:38:59 2023 No.19021119 >>19021108 It's the Madea way of saying cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:40:02 2023 No.19021122 File: 2.94 MB, 406x720, 1653049523810144.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm tired of negros. Post white people food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:41:35 2023 No.19021127 File: 2.83 MB, 480x480, 1677466500749732.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021122

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:42:24 2023 No.19021130 File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, 1676906194686519.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021127

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:43:31 2023 No.19021134 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1677466192521005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:43:44 2023 No.19021135 >>19021075 >Worn hoes, who been molested by they uncle I looked up her @ and she’s on Twitter saying it’s okay for Kanye’s kid to dress up like that orange afro’d munch whore rapper

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:43:47 2023 No.19021136 >>19020798 Wouldn't that get the steak cold?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:44:56 2023 No.19021143 >>19020827 That motherfucker dancing shaking a piece of iron taken straight from the grill centimeters from the other guys face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:44:58 2023 No.19021144 >>19021122 Anyone making fun of him is just jealous. He uses everything he bought and even cleans his plate. You know it tastes godly. And all those calories, god I wish I could eat that every day imagine the gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:45:03 2023 No.19021145 >>19021075 >>19021108 >>19021119 I hate everything about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:45:52 2023 No.19021151 >>19021075 Makes me feel like complete shit knowing this sheboon or her beta provider somehow makes more money then me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:47:54 2023 No.19021161 >>19021151 probably gets paid 100 a year to do hr at some mid sized corporation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:49:53 2023 No.19021166 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, 1668037641202406.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021161 Human Resources was the worst invention of the last 100 years. But that's a discussion for another thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:50:31 2023 No.19021168 >>19021161 lmao no shees racking up debt living like a queen while her 60 year old white husband who invests in fedex or something pays for everything, her own account is probably severely in debt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:53:13 2023 No.19021178 >>19021166 god I love her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:54:53 2023 No.19021188 >>19020887 motherfucker ubercharged the burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:56:53 2023 No.19021194 >>19021134 Cant imagine how annoying it would be to clean up after all that shit, especially if they cant even finish it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:00:32 2023 No.19021219 >>19020798 So... how much warning do they give about this "presentation"? Because if you spring that on the wrong guy you'll be shortstaffed. (Me, I am the wrong guy. Don't ever fucking serve me a steak covered in gold leaf)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:01:07 2023 No.19021221 File: 917 KB, 1024x576, 1651761043100.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:01:39 2023 No.19021224 File: 43 KB, 340x371, 1569817647240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020927

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:01:54 2023 No.19021225 File: 135 KB, 1500x1500, large[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I am the wrong guy. Don't ever fucking serve me steak covered in gold leaf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:02:41 2023 No.19021229 >>19021221 I'd love a friend with the sense of humor around. I miss having dumb obvious silly friends. Man I need to get my shit together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:07:19 2023 No.19021244 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021221 Jimmy Norton looking rough these days

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:11:11 2023 No.19021262 >>19020887 >>19021188 >respawns with 60% Übercharge

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:21:18 2023 No.19021311

>>19021151
Anon, look up prices in these types of tiktok restaurants. You can afford them no problem, you are just not retarded to do so.
They seem to be set up to separate trash from their tax returns rather than actually being for richfags.
For example the $1000 gold steaks in shitty brifecases go for about $200-300 depending on the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:22:41 2023 No.19021324 >>19021311 you don't get to keep the briefcase do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:23:29 2023 No.19021328 >>19021311 im guessing its jsut the name then because you can gold leaf large things for rather cheap prices since its microns thin

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:30:05 2023 No.19021357

>>19020828
This. When I go to chain restaurants I tell them it's someone from a different table's birthday and order them a cheap dessert and request they to do their little birthday jingle. Pretty good natured prank to embarass some random person and also watch the wagies debase themselves. The victim gets a free dessert out of it too so everyone's a winner except for the waiters. They're losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:31:41 2023 No.19021360 >>19021166 I would love to wrap my lips around he anus while she shits out the aftermath of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:32:09 2023 No.19021361 File: 1.12 MB, 868x847, boydlaughing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021357 fucking hell dennis the menace

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:33:22 2023 No.19021363 >>19020887 God I love exotic women

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:33:24 2023 No.19021364 File: 3.58 MB, 1280x720, Schwab burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:33:35 2023 No.19021366 File: 76 KB, 600x1200, image (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021324 I don't know, I assume not. How do you clean a briefcase and make it food safe??? >>19021328 Its probably retards seeking validation on Chinese psyop app.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:34:22 2023 No.19021369 >>19020839 How incredibly underwhelming >>19020939 I'm pretty confident this is an IRL chef that's doing this to troll customers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:36:11 2023 No.19021378 File: 1.18 MB, 407x161, share the load.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020979

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:37:32 2023 No.19021384 >>19021075 The guy slicing the steak looks kinda fun, like he doesn't take this shit seriously, but as always it's the customer who is wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:39:41 2023 No.19021392 File: 74 KB, 687x698, 48581117-850B-446F-9289-C8F2D42BC059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021364 >surrounded by bugs >food ruined by bugs >you eat the bugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:41:00 2023 No.19021400 >>19021075 I’m no chef but the food looked fantastic and prices aren’t that bad for a special occasion if you don’t get the $400 steak >>19021151 They spend money irresponsibly

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:41:32 2023 No.19021403

>>19021075
every negro i've brought a steak to has ordered it at least well, usually extra well, sometimes xxxwell according to the screen. it's always the filets and the porterhouses, too. then as soon as I set it down, they ask "you got steak sauce?" and I ask "A1 or 57?" and they say "both"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:42:00 2023 No.19021405 File: 1.22 MB, 220x341, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021364 Could they at least catch them in a less retarded way than swinging a pot around?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:47:29 2023 No.19021435

>>19021405
Probably not. Despite poor people being stupid, they know the most efficient way to be stupid with the tools available (their brain and a bowl).
They might be able to attract quite a lot using a one-way container the bugs can get into but can't escape by baiting a trap, but I really don't know how they'd craft one with mud or handouts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:47:40 2023 No.19021436 >>19021244 >this is fucking RAW >send it back

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:51:26 2023 No.19021452 >>19020951 I too like my wine finger fucked by some dirty wagie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:52:58 2023 No.19021456 >>19021127 If you took away the bun, tater tots and ketchup, that would be a fairly healthy meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:53:08 2023 No.19021457 >>19021364 where do they get the grease?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:55:06 2023 No.19021463 >>19021457 discarded jerry cans

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:10:44 2023 No.19021510 >>19021457 Transformers, apparently. https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/features/2014/12/28/thieves-fry-kenyas-power-grid-for-fast-food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:13:27 2023 No.19021521 >>19021510 jesus christ thats as bad those mentalists that where using liquid lithium for some kind of krokodil shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:16:24 2023 No.19021527 >>19021510 Africans are fucking stupid lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:18:00 2023 No.19021537 >>19021116 welfare in the US doesn't exist anymore homie lmfao. Almost no one is getting TANF benefits. SOME poorfags get foodstamps in SOME states

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:19:37 2023 No.19021541 >>19021537 You lying fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:20:44 2023 No.19021545 File: 3.05 MB, 1280x720, 1676488518203150.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:23:29 2023 No.19021553

>>19021541
Dude google it. TANF peaked at 5 million in the mid 90s (when most people started bitching about welfare queens) and now less than a million people are getting it. And you and I both know it's not cause all the poorfags suddenly got elevated to middle class. It's pretty fucked because most of the people who would actually really need it to get out of a bad situation (temporarily homeless people, mothers with kids escaping abusive husbands) aren't getting any of it.
Food stamps are still pretty accessible though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:26:06 2023 No.19021565 >>19020798 Are they... impersonating US armed forces personnel? Is that... legal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:29:08 2023 No.19021571 >>19021134 I fucking hate the face he makes at 0:03

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:29:58 2023 No.19021575 >>19021565 no badges/ ID so no which is even weirder

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:30:31 2023 No.19021576 >>19020851 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:30:33 2023 No.19021577 >>19021565 You are a fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:31:43 2023 No.19021579 >>19020827 I fucking hate anyone who gets a tomahawk. Your $120 steak is a $25 ribeye with a bone. When I order the ribeye, I'm getting the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:32:32 2023 No.19021586 File: 2.77 MB, 600x338, 1411574552096.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:35:16 2023 No.19021592 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, 1449538053054.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021579 Don't tell people, or the ribeye will go up in price.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:35:55 2023 No.19021594 File: 2.77 MB, 480x854, Cloud.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020927

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:40:09 2023 No.19021604 >>19020938 They hated him because he told the Truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:42:06 2023 No.19021612 /ck/ webm threads are always some of the most jaded threads on this website and i'm here for it

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:43:33 2023 No.19021613
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>>19021545
Bunch of faggots wearing masks at the table being on their phone.
The coof robbed me of any sympathy I had left for humans except my closest family, and I lost some respect for them as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:43:34 2023 No.19021614 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, 1558081738275.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021612 does jaded mean good?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:46:45 2023 No.19021627

>>19021613
as vertically filmed and lame as they are, i'm glad people record themselves fucking up their girlfriends food when they're trying to snapchat or take pictures. the devastation, their reaction, "you bought me this just so i COULDN'T post it online???"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:46:53 2023 No.19021628 >>19021614 I love the reversed version of this with the Mann vs Machine music that says "CRAB FACTORY"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:48:49 2023 No.19021633 >>19021614 this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:51:48 2023 No.19021644 File: 2.07 MB, 640x360, 1449538246978.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021628 i'd post it if i had it. but also /ck/ doesn't do wound .webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:55:55 2023 No.19021659 >>19021144 I'm just mad at the amount of sauce, made it too sloppy, the parmesan is on point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:57:39 2023 No.19021666 >>19021613 she'd quite lucky everyone notice and cared enough to stop everything from actually falling on her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:08:45 2023 No.19021711 >>19020979 the diners seem about as insufferable as the restaurant it's clearly a tasting menu, why were they expecting "mains"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:11:44 2023 No.19021725 File: 2.45 MB, 720x1280, Red Bell Pepper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:15:39 2023 No.19021740 >>19021592 Now this is something worth wasting money on at a restaurant, way better than some shitty briefcase and gold leaf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:22:34 2023 No.19021759 File: 2.66 MB, 1280x720, 1665518538225561.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020862 joey was ahead of the game

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:24:04 2023 No.19021762 File: 842 KB, 520x375, rustled.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021229 man fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:25:25 2023 No.19021772 >>19021614 STROGGIFICATION

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:25:53 2023 No.19021774 >>19021725 Based home gardener

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:26:03 2023 No.19021776 File: 28 KB, 680x677, 36c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020839

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:28:00 2023 No.19021782 File: 1.13 MB, 640x480, 1449481222982.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:28:27 2023 No.19021785 >>19021644 The articulation on meat-processing robots is unbelievably horrifying but also insanely impressive. Crazy to see what an arm could do when not limited by crazy things like "ligaments" that prevent full 360 rotation of joints

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:29:36 2023 No.19021788 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1518891065413.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021785 we also have these guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:31:00 2023 No.19021795 >>19021050 this bro. niggers talk about how why pee po don't use no damn seasoning, but then the knuckle draggers use random store bought shit like this.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:31:55 2023 No.19021800

>>19021788
The only thing that stops me from doing a menial assembly job, i've had two offers, is their strict no music policy. They want you to listen to that shit 8-12 hours a day, and I toured one facility there was just a radio up barely loud enough to hear on some shit station i didn't want to hear.
>airpods/earbuds
if I can find a pair that god damn fit yes. i just can't. they all fall out, even without moving.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:34:01 2023 No.19021810 >>19021795 >add dash of salt >white people lose their shit Every fucking time

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:35:02 2023 No.19021812

>>19021800
>no music policy
why the fuck are you complaining???
theres been ways around this shit for years and now wireless ear buds are a fucking thing, fuck i worked in shipyard and i got away with having one earbud that was wired and never got caught

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:35:04 2023 No.19021813 >>19021592 There’s no way they cook that fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:35:47 2023 No.19021816 >>19021782 he's literally me

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:37:51 2023 No.19021824

>>19021800
I also think if i was listening to music while working via earbuds I would accidentally cut myself on the band saw
Hell, with how often I accidentally whack my hands on things or burn myself when cooking, I would probably just zone out and cut my hand off on a band saw

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:38:17 2023 No.19021826
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>>19021813
naw it was for a variety show on japtv. if they cooked like that they'd be raw, if they used enough power to cook them that fast they'd be charcoal
>>19021812
like i said, once i can find earbuds that fit fine. 15 years ago I had some, of course the left one went out, and I never found a pair that stayed in my ears again. They all fall out, with or without earwax, with or without the wrap-around ear thing, nothing plants as firmly as my pair in 2008 where i could walk with them in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:39:35 2023 No.19021829 >>19021826 i say that because i have fucking weird ears i didnt even wear the ppe earmuffs but if youre wearing them you can literally just stick a wired headphone in and no one will notice

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:43:02 2023 No.19021836 >>19021829 my job allows me to listen to music but yeah, wearing PPE muffs you'd have to be a retard to get caught with one bud in. That being said those muffs give me a migraine if I wear there for more than 3 hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:44:45 2023 No.19021840 >>19021826 OH NAW C'MON NOW GIT DAT PEPPAH OFF DERE DATS JUST TOO MUCH DOGGONE PEPPAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:54:12 2023 No.19021865 >>19021357 D E V I L I S H

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:55:15 2023 No.19021869 >>19021577 I don't know what fucking yankee laws are, I'm not a citizen of that shithole. Why would I be expected to know, you fucking retard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:55:24 2023 No.19021870 >>19021810 that wasn't salt you dark skinned bastard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:56:16 2023 No.19021873 >>19021405 Unfortunately all their mosquito nets had already been allocated to the fishermen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:58:02 2023 No.19021880 >>19021405 The bowl is lined with water or oil or something so they actually catch a shit load with each swing. After all the pretentious bullshit in this thread I can't be mad at a family coming together to have a meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:02:41 2023 No.19021890 >>19021880 >so they actually catch a shit load with each swing They don't catch shit compared to even the most rudimentary trap. You are a nigger, you are a stupid retarded gorilla nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:03:42 2023 No.19021894 >>19021740 >pretentious restaurant :\ >pretentious restaurant, japan :O

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:05:41 2023 No.19021900 File: 101 KB, 680x723, 1665584662064546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021894

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:06:15 2023 No.19021902 >>19021894 break down the value of how much setup cost so i can see your point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:07:06 2023 No.19021909 >>19021800 i love how you mention that you've had two offers to work in a fucking meat packing plant as if that is an accomplishment to brag about christ, anon, get your fucking shit together

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:11:23 2023 No.19021921

>>19021909
it's not a brag or accomplishment though, that's your input. i was just offered it.
and fuck you, you don't love it, you're disingenuous you fucker. just say something you mean rather than make me divine it out of your shitty personality you include in every post

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:17:12 2023 No.19021951 >>19021364 Remember the bugs drink mostly human blood

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:20:13 2023 No.19021961 >>19021951 i think thats some kind of flying ant i could be totally wrong but they look too big to be mozzies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:23:21 2023 No.19021974 >>19021151 I guarantee that person has a negative net worth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:26:59 2023 No.19021985 File: 2.56 MB, 320x400, Hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:28:06 2023 No.19021988 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, 1529863814234.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:29:32 2023 No.19021993 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1509542751660.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:31:34 2023 No.19022000 >>19020839 decarabia no!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:35:45 2023 No.19022018 >>19021592 >>19021813 >>19021826 mythbusters actually tested it kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk0Q0NXWjCs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:39:28 2023 No.19022030 File: 252 KB, 316x434, 1663311845778318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020839

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:41:00 2023 No.19022034 >>19021921 rare to see actual schizoposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:41:10 2023 No.19022035 >>19021788 this video gives me anxiety like you wouldn't believe. i could never do a job like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:43:40 2023 No.19022041 >>19021800 >>19021826 >>19021829 >>19021836 I always had problems with headphones, earwax, swimmers ears etc but unironically airpod pros stay in my ears and are very comfy. I resisted buying them but then I got them as a gift

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:48:47 2023 No.19022056 >>19020798 >order $1000 steak >eat it >walk out on the bill fuck are they gonna do? ban me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:14:00 2023 No.19022117 File: 3.19 MB, 640x360, Why You Fart During a Workout.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:39:30 2023 No.19022180 >>19022000 My man! Nice trips too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:44:08 2023 No.19022186 File: 362 KB, 1200x1600, s-l1600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021565 You are a retarded bootlicker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:45:25 2023 No.19022189 >>19021869 So don't post when you don't know shit from fuck you waste of oxygen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:54:24 2023 No.19022204 >>19021262 >>19021188 THANK YOU DOCTOR I LOVE DIS DOCTOR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:56:36 2023 No.19022210 >>19021134 Guys im picking up some gay vibes from this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:34:26 2023 No.19022276 >>19020827 Imagine if he branded the guys hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:48:35 2023 No.19022310 >>19022186 >gun not included What the hell happened, America? >Made in China Oh, okay then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:49:24 2023 No.19022314 >>19021565 wearing camo isn't impersonating the army also don't us niggers use digital desert camo patterns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:52:22 2023 No.19022322 >>19020851 I've popped zits like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:59:05 2023 No.19022335 >>19021545 Ip2 won again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:01:20 2023 No.19022341 >>19021364 when youre so hungry you decide to start grilling your own shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:18:25 2023 No.19022376 >>19021366 Except people actually drink this in Switzerland, they pick up the habit in the army. Named Goldschnee (goldsnow) over here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:22:26 2023 No.19022387 >>19021816 >literally zoomer faggot detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:35:22 2023 No.19022408 >>19022387 Look, I understand that you're new to the English language, but "literally" has been a word for literal centuries.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:42:03 2023 No.19022419 >>19022408 which makes it so peculiar that you don't understand how to use it correctly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:10:06 2023 No.19022482 >>19020798 The Menu had the right ideas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:16:45 2023 No.19022494 >>19021357 Unfathomably based in true.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:19:18 2023 No.19022502 >>19020851 Haha, actually made me flinch.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:27:00 2023 No.19022517

>>19021527
Its what you get when you have a massive rural population with negative education and try to rush development without putting in the ground work.
Electrification ain't gonna save you when your average citizen still believes that the flu is caused by ghosts in their blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:29:32 2023 No.19022524 File: 1.95 MB, 640x360, 1652802389685.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021614 Decrabification.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:34:35 2023 No.19022534 >>19022387 >going on 4chain lol what a little zoomer incel thing to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:37:30 2023 No.19022538 >>19022517 They have some smart ideas though like how you can rape virgin girls to cure your AIDS by sending it to her. Reasons to rape virgin girls are always good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:43:28 2023 No.19022549 >>19021144 I'm angry that he's a slob that licks his fingers and the plate in public. At the least he could use a piece of bread like a civilized human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:07:10 2023 No.19022590 >>19020839 >>19020851 >>19020862 >>19020887 this is what elites do but with human meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:23:56 2023 No.19022625 >>19021130 >americans will fume with rage at this but then go ahead and eat things caked and fried with seed oils

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:30:04 2023 No.19022634 >>19021782 this is so fucking old >filename how is existence treating you friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:34:36 2023 No.19022643 >>19021244 no.... No.... NOOOOOO!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:41:22 2023 No.19022653 >>19020839 >Going to Jack's Squad HQ in SJ. DECARABIA, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:42:15 2023 No.19022656 >>19020798 damn I knew about bottle service in da club but I didn't know wagies pay to have steak like that >>19021244 does this normally take 10 minutes? I would be so frustrated watching this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:44:00 2023 No.19022660 >>19020828 Maxi kek

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:44:57 2023 No.19022663

>>19022656
>I would be so frustrated watching this
what is most revolting about this, is that look at how many staff members pass by the same cart where he is "preparing this". Also the "airdrops".

Those guarantee that the tartare gets contaminated as much as possible by all the staff breathing on it, all the detritus in the air, and on all its sides, before that unappetizing presentation is complete.

The elbow salting at the end would be almost enough for me to stand up and punch out that faggot.

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>>19020979
>P.S. – The next day, one of the staff tried contacting the only single female member of our party via Instagram messages. “Hey, I served you last night!” he wrote. She immediately blocked him.

KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:56:09 2023 No.19022687 >>19021075 >make his pockets hurt What kind of man do you need to be to take a woman that looks like this, and go to a place like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:12:10 2023 No.19022713 File: 36 KB, 480x360, 4a9438b0710d9d916bee7d6cbb073ce8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020798 This was one of the best threads on 4chan in a while. I'd like to thank everybody who made this thread a reality.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:35:49 2023 No.19022765

>>19021614
>>19022524
they're fucking useless animals. i resent their presence. they dont deserve to breathe the same air as me. i detest seeing, hearing, or smelling them. they are not worthy of a level of consciousness. truly peasants. they should be harnessed to till the fields for crops. truly the lowest of the low. i hate crabs.
should have known the crab apologists would be out in full force. crabs do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that they produce. they regularly cut underwater cables because they are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. crabs are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:28:51 2023 No.19022841 >>19020798 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:36:36 2023 No.19022856 >>19021075 its a single split kingcrab joint at 02:20. next time look yourself.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:55:46 2023 No.19022897

>>19020832
It was her first time going to a korean bbq and yet she took her 99% salt seasoning with her. How fucking rude can you be? She went in with the attitude of "this is gonna be shit" I'd never invite my fat smug aunty again if she acted like that.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:01:51 2023 No.19022909 excess death in all countries: not so bad after all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:02:58 2023 No.19022911 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Goat Cheese Quiche with Caramelized Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:17:57 2023 No.19023049 >>19021782 GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE THE FUTURE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:45:20 2023 No.19023108 >>19022056 Don't you see those dangerous, armed men they have for guarding the steakums??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:49:27 2023 No.19023200 >>19021628 >>19021614 I prefer the isengard theme

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:51:16 2023 No.19023202 >>19021880 >I can't be mad at a family coming together to have a meal. I would not call that a meal.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:54:50 2023 No.19023205

>>19021144
All of us have been in his shoes with the option to dump cheese and shit into our meal, but almost no one does this because it's vile and ruins the food. Lmao @ you thinking this is something anyone is "jealous" over. You must be over 300 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:06:28 2023 No.19023225 >>19020979 Reading that, Lisa looks like she could do without a main course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:25 2023 No.19023306 >>19022680 >She was shaking slightly from low blood sugar

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:44 2023 No.19023307 >>19022189 He asked a question Amerilard, you fat useless mutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:38:07 2023 No.19023312 >>19021988 Always liked watching Stein cooking shows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:07:42 2023 No.19023372 File: 2.96 MB, 406x720, novel dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >come home >your wife has done this what do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:11:27 2023 No.19023386 >>19023372 say thanks for the yummy table 'getti

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:14:17 2023 No.19023396 >>19023372 Have sex with her fat used up body on the spaghet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:15:20 2023 No.19023399 >>19023372 ask her why shes feeding the dog on the family table and it giving him pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:16:18 2023 No.19023404 >>19023307 I'm not american you retard lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:21:54 2023 No.19023420 >>19021363 >notices the woman of all things I wish I was this straight

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:22:38 2023 No.19023422 >>19021364 honestly thats some protein rich healthy bug cakes. if it werent for the fact they are fried in gutter oil/transformer coolant it would literally be a superfood

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:43:11 2023 No.19023489 >>19023372 divorce

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:52:21 2023 No.19023518 >>19020951 >>19020961 >>19021452 the heat of the wine sanitizes the waggie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:56:13 2023 No.19023527 >>19021075 this is still extremely gay but at least they give an actual substantial amount of food, also that ice cream looked pretty good cant deny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:58:24 2023 No.19023532 >>19021800 There's probably a very good reason for that. I'd think that it's much easier to zone out and accidentally lop off a few fingers if you're mentally jamming out to some tunes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:02:15 2023 No.19023540 >>19021130 we need a final solution to amerifats

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:06:53 2023 No.19023551 >>19021614 new quake remaster is looking weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:09:16 2023 No.19023558 >>19023372 plating is dead and hibachi killed it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:20:17 2023 No.19023589 >>19023372 Rape her then her friends as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:22:33 2023 No.19023594 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:47:47 2023 No.19023650

>>19021122
I'm cool with him eating for what he paid for, but to be such a fat fucking slob about it pisses me off. I genuinely wish he suffers a painful heart attack in the near future for acting like such a faggot in public, and to share it online as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:51:38 2023 No.19023662 >>19021364 I'd eat it if it was served by an African cutie that will come back with me to the states.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:04:21 2023 No.19023720 >>19023594 how

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:05:11 2023 No.19023721 >>19023720 it doesnt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:05:50 2023 No.19023723 File: 2.80 MB, 480x852, 1678290591695486.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are white people like this?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:08:09 2023 No.19023737

>>19020938
How else do you convince them it’s worth it? No normal person is gonna pay 980 more for a steak because it’s golden now. Colossal waste of money but you do a little song and dance and they give you thousands. I’ll happily debase myself to people I’ll never see again for a thousand a night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:20:47 2023 No.19023790 >>19022902 fuck. that got me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:27:33 2023 No.19023809 >>19023594 you think he's still there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:29:53 2023 No.19023816 >>19023809 bro some of those eggs where hatching before hes finished 10 pallets those chickens will lay him more eggs to cook. hes stuck there forever basically, unless bird flu comes back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:32:39 2023 No.19023826 >>19023372 >what do? making sure she eats every last bite

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:34:02 2023 No.19023832 >>19023723 Fuck this guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:34:22 2023 No.19023834 >>19021075 Still would even if she is a dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:59:37 2023 No.19024130 >>19021122 That guy is clearly red, not white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:05:20 2023 No.19024147 >>19022902 It's inevitable. Machines will take our jo— Oh... nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:13:22 2023 No.19024175 >>19021951 Those aren't blood drinking bugs, there are like 6 million of them, those nogs would be exsanguinated in minutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:16:42 2023 No.19024187 >>19020938 I haven't seen a single post in this thread that actually depicts a fine dining restaurant. These are all tiktok fakes or like families in Las Vegas casinos idea of fine dining

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:29:08 2023 No.19024218 >>19024187 >it's not fine dining if it looks retarded! That's not the definition. If this upsets you, maybe redefine your opinion on fine dining instead of trying to claim all of these examples are "fake".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:34:09 2023 No.19024238 >>19023372 thngs like this happen because it's illegal to beat people as children

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:43:07 2023 No.19024467 >>19023594 what came first? the man or the eggs ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:03:29 2023 No.19024554 >>19020798 >flagging random people in the restaurant How is this legal?

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This thread has made me so unhappy
I only watched half of the gifs because thats all I could take

I know I should not be angry and depressed because of people liking things like this but it just feels like western culture is deeply diseased

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:16:26 2023 No.19024616 Shits lame

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:23:14 2023 No.19024658 >>19020814 Downies and people who go to Salt Bae's restaurants

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:28:50 2023 No.19024675 >>19024218 I think most people would agree that Salt Bae isn't fine dining and that's the equivalent to most of the stuff in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:31:41 2023 No.19024686 >>19021614 > the spin of the blade kills the crab

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:49:02 2023 No.19024763

>>19021711
Even a tasting menu should give you a reasonable amount of food. The whole point is getting lots of starter sized dishes.

Not one of those dishes went past an amuse bouche, was pretty reasonable to expect them to start getting more substantial dishes. If people leave a restaurant wanting to find somewhere else to eat, they've failed at the most fundamental level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:57:10 2023 No.19024790 >>19024675 The only ones even remotely comparable to salt bae are the briefcase steak fags. Everything else 100% counts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:01:25 2023 No.19024809 >>19023826 good anon she is a growing girl after all

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:02:24 2023 No.19024814

>>19020814
If you go on Instagram and look at who has checked in to the restaurant you'll see. It's usually poorfags trying to look rich, gaudy new money faggots, and niggers. A lot of wannabe influencers and onlyfans thots too. I live in Miami and we have a ton of these gimmicky retard restaurants here and the crowd seems to be the same type of crowd everywhere in the world at one of these types of establishments.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:03:24 2023 No.19024817 >>19020827 Papi Steak is shit. It's one of the restaurants I had in mind when I posted this: >>19024814

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:04:02 2023 No.19024821 >>19020927 This is actually cool >>19020867 >>19020862 Making fat people lick shit off of plates and out of their hands has to be a troll, at least I really hope it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:08:49 2023 No.19024837 >>19024675 >that Salt Bae isn't fine dining It definitely isn't, it is however rather amusing cabaret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:08:57 2023 No.19024838 >>19021725 > red caps are just ripened green caps my world has been turned upside down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:15:35 2023 No.19024865 >>19023723 >zoomers taking 'why peepo dun seson dey food' literally and just running with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:16:37 2023 No.19024875 >>19024838 you know the x different kinds of mushrooms the grocery store sells? its all the same mushroom just at different stages of its life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:53:15 2023 No.19025008 >>19024875 not true. Crimini, white mushrooms and portobellos are all the same species, but there are different species. They're just sold less commonly at grocery stores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:58:32 2023 No.19025033 >>19020938 None of these posted are fine dining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:19:17 2023 No.19025094 File: 2.78 MB, 386x400, 1667337494795260.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:33:49 2023 No.19025130 >>19023422 There is nothing "superfood" about bugs you retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:35:32 2023 No.19025142 >>19025094 That's not a cup of tabasco sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:38:46 2023 No.19025150 >>19021909 lmao no idea how you read that from his post. get a grip dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:39:25 2023 No.19025152 >>19022117 Ever since I do nocarbs I just don't fart or burp anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:41:09 2023 No.19025157 File: 94 KB, 854x1024, 1677445239031202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020798 >thread starts out great >tranny jannie comes in and bans half the posts 12 hours later >thread ruined >tranny janny leaking fluid after dialating

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:44:35 2023 No.19025167 >>19020938 There's a difference between "fine dining" and fine dining. Real fine dining places, and I'm not talking about gastropubs, are pretty rare nowadays since they get choked out by places like this where it's basically just a $1000 Benihana.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:20:01 2023 No.19025276

>>19020814
>who the hell does this appeal to?
Front end programmers and drug dealers. i.e people that have one very specific skillset to produce a certain amount of money but neither the freedom nor true liquidity nor discipline to do something actually high tier like do an expensive sport.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:25:32 2023 No.19025297 >>19025276 Soyboys and niggers. Check

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:29:45 2023 No.19025311 >>19021075 Expensive but she's worth it. Fine af.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:32:18 2023 No.19025314 >>19025297 Yeah pretty much. Also bi-weekly reminder that gold-plating a steak costs about 5 bucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:51:14 2023 No.19025369 >>19022687 >What kind of man do you need to be to take a woman that looks like this, and go to a place like this? Blacks are thoroughly unmasculine behind the facade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:25:39 2023 No.19025476 >>19023372 >all those fat hands digging in Well, that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:29:42 2023 No.19025495 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, crab Assembly line.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021614

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:31:55 2023 No.19025503 >>19025495 WE CAN REBUILD HIM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:43:13 2023 No.19025555 >>19020895 its always better when you make your own

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>>19022687
you need to be just another secret homo instagram/soundcloud rapper jew slave with some street belonging thot (man) promoting filth though vertical video so it can be as outrage news articles and promotion for various things like ugly mannish coon hoes and hypergrade goyslop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:01:19 2023 No.19025629 >>19023723 He used to be a piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:27:15 2023 No.19025715 >>19023826 Based architect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:28:32 2023 No.19025722 >>19024147 Yeah, because the wagies never do this or worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:30:13 2023 No.19025728 >>19021134 Motherfuckers how can it predate ceramic if corn was brought from America.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:36:00 2023 No.19025744 >>19021594 Swear to god I'd prefer going crazy from serving ten tables than doing this shit

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:44:25 2023 No.19025764

>>19025744
>Prefer to make minimum wage plus tips serving large tables instead of atleast 70k as a server with benefits (plus tips if you live in a shitty country) to play with bubbles

Thats why you didn't get a college degree. You have no skills nor drive nor any desirable traits but think you're better than everyone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:50:21 2023 No.19025783 >>19025094 I was like: how can you marinate a whole chicken 48hours? Would it be at room temperature? Then came the two bricks of cheese inside the turkey

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:52:31 2023 No.19025794 >>19020832 This most increase my desire for TND

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:00:47 2023 No.19025811 >>19025764 It was rethorical. Are you by any chance Indian, sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:01:55 2023 No.19025814 >>19022517 No its not dude, they are just fucking retarded, no russian family in the urals were drinking petrol or farmers in japan eating powerline fluid. nigs are just retarded, comparable to that of literal primates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:09:37 2023 No.19025843 >>19021592 as shrimple as that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:15:00 2023 No.19025859 >>19023372 You have to let women do stupid shit like this or else they'll go crazy and start turning the kids trans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:18:19 2023 No.19025869 >>19023723 Is this nigga eating fucking makeup? Why tf his cheeks look rosier than a victorian england mf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:19:32 2023 No.19025874 >>19024838 >caps Eternal anglo/ausfalian sighted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:30:57 2023 No.19025912 >>19021725 LEWD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:32:14 2023 No.19025920 >>19025593 go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:38:22 2023 No.19025951 File: 40 KB, 519x384, Screenshot_20230308_223738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19021130 Is this a cardiac event monitor so she knows who finally got an infart?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:09:15 2023 No.19026267 >>19024814 >go on instagram and you'll see the type of people who post on instagram Wow, what a revelation. Thanks for letting me know so I'll never have to be the kind of faggot like you who goes on instagram, your sacrifice is truly appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:19:20 2023 No.19026301 >>19025920 Why? He said nothing wrong.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:10:36 2023 No.19026436
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>>19026301
> secret homo instagram/soundcloud rapper jew slave > street belonging thot (man) promoting filth
> vertical video
> ugly mannish coon hoes
> hypergrade goyslop
Kill yourself Ivan lest you be killed in a most gratuitous way on a Christmas day.
Your psyop has no power here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:37:34 2023 No.19026474 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, dictator of the egg domain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19023594 The only webms on ck that dont enrage me. Chad eggposters.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:51:35 2023 No.19026501

>>19021988
I've made this and it's pretty good, however if you leave the eggs in from start to finish they get too rubbery. It's best to cook them in the oil and then set them aside while you finish the sauce. Add them in again at the very end of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:25:07 2023 No.19026570 >>19025008 No, actually, all mushrooms are the same. Google

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:08:52 2023 No.19026805 >>19026474 why is he so angry, sirs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:09:57 2023 No.19026810 >>19021890 They are catching bugs not rabbits you mouth breathing fucking retard, they dont need a trap to catch enough to make small bug treats in less than 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:48:11 2023 No.19026846 File: 2.77 MB, 360x640, marquis of the egg market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19026805 Because the egg nobility are in constant battle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:57:31 2023 No.19026853 File: 2.89 MB, 600x336, adament attendant of the buttery bulwark.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19026846

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:02:12 2023 No.19026859 >>19025495 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:13:45 2023 No.19026883 File: 2.74 MB, 360x640, viscount of the egg-verse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19026853 Added to my collection, thanks Anon. The filename sounds like a Bloodborne boss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:15:11 2023 No.19026888 File: 2.97 MB, 540x302, wizened master of the scrambled temple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19026883 No problem fren.

>>	w47347710@gmail.com Thu Mar 9 11:19:59 2023 No.19026897 >>19020827 It'd be cool if they branded it with your name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:40:41 2023 No.19026939 File: 131 KB, 1024x896, 1660355966012254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020839 MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:03:46 2023 No.19026989 File: 781 KB, 400x219, 1390464683029.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19020827 >>19021134 Strange homosexual energy in these >>19020951 A classic!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:30:54 2023 No.19027043 >>19021130 Butter is so fucking expensive now in my country that Burger would have cost like $25

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:34:23 2023 No.19027051 File: 118 KB, 604x604, 1663780700618930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19027043 hush heretic, slava ukraini!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:48:32 2023 No.19027084 >>19027051 Go have your culture war somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:50:16 2023 No.19027087 >>19023372 Americans are truly the worst

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:02:44 2023 No.19027111

>>19027084
nah, im just pointing out that the hoholshit is the direct cause. disputing who caused is a different matter, but the price hike in eu was 100% a result of this war.
im not particularly happy myself, fucking pork prices went up 50-100% on average in germanistan. bread going up 20-30% is whatever since thats a good reason to get back to baking my own, but the fuck am i going to replace meat with, bugs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:50:39 2023 No.19027219 >>19020798 Why would you even eat gold? I doesnt even taste good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:23:35 2023 No.19027430 >>19021405 Chinks are stupid. That garlic was clearly underripe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:47:55 2023 No.19027485 >>19020961 It's not his finger directly against the wine, there's a lip he's controlling

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:55:40 2023 No.19027504 >>19023650 Yeah, all the power to him for wanting to eat what he paid for, but no reason to look so disgusting doing it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:16:35 2023 No.19027569 >>19020814 Jocko Willink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:42:40 2023 No.19028280 >>19020814 >who the hell does this appeal to to people who are either materially or mentally poor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:47:40 2023 No.19028299 >>19020798 >>19020827 For $1000 I could buy a good grill, good steaks by the dozen, all flavoring I'd ever need and have an infinitely better experience than these 2 drag shows

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:26:21 2023 No.19028829 >>19026853 >>19026846 One thing that I do respect these Indians for is a healthy use of vegetables and herbs. Cheapo American street food barely has any in most cases.

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