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>canada dry
>is actually wet

>> No.19020281
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>white wine
>is actually green

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>sour cream
>is not sour

>> No.19020305

>>19020269
In spite of being a liquid, Canada dry has an ephemeral quality of dryness.

>> No.19020307

>french fry
>potato from idaho

>> No.19020313

>doughnut
>no trees or orgasms involved

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>>19020307
>pommes frites
>they're not apples

>> No.19020323

>spotted dick
>still want to kill myself

>> No.19020328

>penis pot pie
>no cannabis

>> No.19020332

>>19020319
To be fair, the french language is fucked to hell and back. Potatoes are called apples or fruit of the earth. Pommes de terre. God forbid you use something short.

Considering you can fry apples, how would I explain that concept to those retards?

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>sharp cheddar
>doesn't cut your tongue

>> No.19020387

>>19020332
Lots of weird language out there. English calls ananas "apple of the pine"

>> No.19020388

>>19020332
The virgin French pomme de terre vs. The Chad Québécois patate

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>>19020269
>Hamburger
>Contains no pork

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>>19020269
>Dr Pepper
>never got a doctorate

>> No.19021169

>>19020307
>French fry
>Actually from Belgium

>> No.19021170

>canadian mist
>is liquid

>> No.19021183

>nigger toes
>they're just nuts from brazil

>> No.19021222

>cured meats
>the animal is still dead

>> No.19021240

>hard liquor
>it's actually liquid

>> No.19021263

>oranges
>oranges

>> No.19021289

>>19021183
I remember watching that animation.

>> No.19021298

>granny smith apple
>my grandmother is dead

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bros, I don't even wanna break it to ya...

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>spotted dick
>doesn't contain dick

>> No.19022238

>>19020388
kek

>> No.19022250

>>19020269
>thousand island dressing

>not one island

>> No.19022352

>order rare steak
>It's exactly like every other steak

>> No.19022445

>Hot dog
>contains no dog meat

>> No.19022649

>>19022445
>tuna salad
Performs poorly as an instrument

>> No.19022651

>chili
>served warm

>> No.19022659

>negroes
>their skin is usually a medium shade of brown

>> No.19022843

>chimichangas
>changas not chimid

>> No.19024180

>cinnamon
>it's not sinful

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>faggots
>incapable of having a sexual preference due to not being alive

>> No.19024201

>potatoes
>only 2 "o"s
>what happened to the other 6?

>> No.19024319

>buffalo sauce
>isn’t made out of bovines

>> No.19024325

>>19024319
>buffalo wings
>never flown once

>> No.19024342

>>19021141
It contains Hamburg citizens though

>> No.19024598

>>19020305
It's due to the presence of something called tannins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tannin

tldr they bind to saliva in your mouth

>> No.19024617

>>19020332
>To be fair, the french language is fucked to hell and back. Potatoes are called apples or fruit of the earth
Holy shit dude that's nothing as far as languages go. You only think it's bad because English has ad-hoc words for everything. Japanese is littered with this "well duh" shit and worse, and it's common as fuck.

>Cooking
>料理
>Chef
>料理人

Literally says "cooking person".

>Bicycle
>自転車

Literally says "self rotating car".

>> No.19024739

>>19024325
>red bull

>not red

>not made from bulls