Sushi terrorism

[Anonymous No.19019675]

What gives? I thought Japs were law-abiding

Japanese restaurants are switching off conveyor belts after a wave of 'sushi terrorism'

> Chains across the country have taken action after viral videos showed people licking communal bottles and touching passing food

> The conveyor belt sushi restaurant industry, worth an estimated ¥740bn (£4.5bn/$5.4bn) in 2021, has been hit hard by the spate of viral videos showing, among other misdemeanours, customers licking communal sauce bottles, daubing wasabi on food as it passes by, spraying sushi with hand sanitiser and snatching plates of food destined for other tables.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/07/sushi-terrorism-sees-japans-conveyor-belt-restaurants-grind-to-a-halt

[Anonymous No.19019692]

A lot of young Japanese are absolute cunts, noticed it a lot there, the politeness is usually just service industry but even then I've still dealt with plenty of rude people

[Anonymous No.19019704]

>>19019675
The western globohomo is infecting japan too.

[Anonymous No.19019784]

dqn youth probably mad the state is telling them to be salary men for 80 years so that boomers can retire

[Anonymous No.19019799]

at least they're not stealing it

[Anonymous No.19019819]

>>19019704
tik tok is to blame for this actually, its not always our fault

[Anonymous No.19019824]

>viral videos
but where are the videos posted??

anyway, people who tamper with food should be publicly beheaded

it's sad, the last high trust society is being ruined by globohomo

[Anonymous No.19019837]

>>19019704
death to west

[Anonymous No.19019853]

>>19019824
>last high trust society
Retarded Jap propaganda, no one is going to miss you when you die

[Anonymous No.19019867]

>>19019675
>I thought Japs were law-abiding
Only at the surface, face culture too strong there

[Anonymous No.19019872]

>>19019824
>but where are the videos posted??
tik tok
it's already greater than youtube and IG because of low attention span zoomers and dumb boomers

[Anonymous No.19019907]

>>19019675
Reminds me of early on during the coof when Chinese people were going around rubbing their snot on everything deliberately.
Don't have any videos saved and I don't suppose it cooking related anyway.


>>19019799
I don't see how vandalising it is better.

[Anonymous No.19019934]

>>19019819
This. it's social cancer.

[Anonymous No.19019960]

>>19019675
japanese zoomers and alphies are turning out weird because of covid, i shit you not.

[Anonymous No.19019966]

>>19019819
tik tok is a chinese creation, but its populated almost entirely with the worst the west, particularly America, has to offer

[Anonymous No.19019988]

>>19019966
>>19019704
>Japs in Japan imitating videos on a service run by a Chinese company
>AMERICANS DID THIS
Mind broken.

[Anonymous No.19019996]

>>19019824
Government run by mafia, women get molested on trains regularly and panty vending machines, high trust my ass

[Anonymous No.19020000]

All over
This is the main one, but there are several more.
Kids eating other people's food as it goes past and putting wasabi on other people's orders among other stuff.

[Anonymous No.19020009]

>>19019704
Yes, it was American's on tiktok doing this at the massive amounts of sushi-go-round restaurants in the US. Fucking americans ruining the ever popular and well known famous sushi go rounds in kentucky!!! FUCKERS !!!!

[Anonymous No.19020029]

>>19019675
i can't help but think the west is somehow to blame

[Anonymous No.19020034]

>>19019966
I wouldn't be surprised it if it came out the Tiktok was designed to be subversive to western/globo cultures by amplifying abhorrent/retarded behavior, but it was probably just a happy accident.

[Anonymous No.19020081]

>>19020000
Pretty tame stuff. Not to mention most of what he's doing doesn't even require a conveyor belt

[Anonymous No.19020097]

>>19020029
I fucking hate non-white people

[Anonymous No.19020123]

>>19020097
you mean the japanese?

[Anonymous No.19020134]

>>19020029
"The West"

[Anonymous No.19020135]

Were'nt zoomers licking toilets when Corvod first started? Noone complained about that.

[Anonymous No.19020143]

>>19019988
>implying 75% of the losers crying about muh globohomo are not american foreskinless brown mutts
we don't care about that shit as your eternally online compatriots, don't flatter yourself

[Anonymous No.19020170]

>>19019675

[Anonymous No.19020214]

>>19020135
Licking a toilet seat and licking someone else's food aren't the same thing.

[Anonymous No.19020217]

>>19020081
Its amazing the sushi belt survived covid and didn't die off like buffet did and the japanese noodle water slide thing effectively did.
All it would have taken is one incident like this and it would have died off quick.

[Anonymous No.19020219]

>>19020214
What about licking someone else's toilet seat?

[Anonymous No.19020223]

>>19020143
>no u
>chudjak
Another quality post brought to you by non-Americans.

[Anonymous No.19020234]

>>19019675
The parents of these young japs are

[Anonymous No.19020270]

>dumb people do dumb thing
>it becomes "more of a problem" only because people know about it now thanks to cancer social media
>HOW CAN WE BLAME AMERICA AND SCHIZO CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR THIS????
Can't even trust food these days.

[Anonymous No.19020300]

>>19020223
you will never grow back your foreskin

[Anonymous No.19020301]

>>19020135
That's because most people don't go around putting their own ass in their mouth.
When you lick a toilet you're putting yourself at risk, not someone else.

[Anonymous No.19020320]

>>19020300
Don't care. Stop obsessing over my penis, you freak.

[Anonymous No.19020450]

>>19020143
It isn't, ivan.

[Anonymous No.19020463]

pranked sushi?
public shame.
problem solved.

[Anonymous No.19020468]

>>19019996
panty vending machines were outlawed in the 1980s, granpa.

[Anonymous No.19020478]

>>19019675
The young japanese have become very westernized, and as a result, are absolute cunts with none of the respect and manners japan was famous for. Plus tourists with their disgusting behavior thinking it's funny to do le epic meme pranks for shittok.

[Anonymous No.19020499]

>>19020000
Look at him(?) with his shitty dyed hair, prime example of youth being corrupted by the west. He clearly knows what he is doing is wrong, parents and schools has taught him that much at least, yet he still does it with a smile on his face. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19020503]

>>19019704
yeah, sounds like the trickledown of that fag that licked ice cream cartons in stores a few years ago

[Anonymous No.19020515]

>>19020463
Holy shit I wish we could get this level of public shame for being a dirt bag in America, instead you're celebrated

[Anonymous No.19020534]

>dumb sheltered white nigger gets all his views on a country from their cartoons
>is surprised when it's just like any other place in the world
chuddies, have sex

[Anonymous No.19020553]

>>19020450
>t. Jaden Gutierrez-Smith

[Anonymous No.19020566]

>>19020515
I strongly support bringing back corporal punishment or public shaming like pillories and the stocks for petty crimes. The ACLU would fight it tooth and nail in the courts though.

[Anonymous No.19020572]

>>19020553
lol, great T-shirt

[Anonymous No.19020586]

>>19020553
Have you noticed how everybody only attacks this guy on his looks instead of disproving the claims on his cringy T-shirt?

[Anonymous No.19020596]

>>19020586
>instead of disproving the claims on his cringy T-shirt?
What's there to disprove? Everything said there is true.

[Anonymous No.19020601]

>>19020586
I enjoy how libtards selectively body shame (to use their language) and make fun of invalids.

[Anonymous No.19020606]

>>19019675
I thought nips were based and honorable? Wtf is going on over there?

[Anonymous No.19020950]

>>19019675
If a qt japanese girl licked my sushi I would pay more for it

[Anonymous No.19021162]

>>19020000
when you look both 8 and 38 at the same time

[Anonymous No.19021172]

>>19019853
>>19019996
Jews and leftists seeth so fucking hard about Japan.

[Anonymous No.19021177]

>>19020000
Why haven't Japanese autists doxed him and burned his house down yet?

[Anonymous No.19021191]

>>19021177
They didn't even avenge Junko Furuta, they are all bark and no bite.

[Anonymous No.19021216]

>>19020950
Honestly surprising that's not already a service.

[Anonymous No.19021239]

>>19020566
Singapore canes people even for stuff like vandalism.

We need to be more like Singapore

[Anonymous No.19021273]

>>19021239
Do they get a fair trial first?

[Anonymous No.19021284]

>>19021273
Yes

[Anonymous No.19021293]

>>19021273
Of course, but you are still guilty.

[Anonymous No.19021304]

>>19021239
And this is why Singapore is the most prosperous Asian city-state/country in the world. Japan must return to punishing minor crimes just as much as the big ones(litering).

[Anonymous No.19021308]

>>19021284
>>19021293
As long as they are actually guilty I fully approve

[Anonymous No.19021517]

>>19021273
define both fair and trial

[Anonymous No.19021519]

>>19019675
KWAB

[Anonymous No.19021558]

>>19021177
Sushi chain is not related to voice actors or idols, why would they do that.

[Anonymous No.19021602]

>>19020214
>>19020219
There's a reason the west places toilet paper on the seats before using them in public.
Who'd want to use a seat someone licked, ew.

[Anonymous No.19021717]

>>19021602
>There's a reason the west places toilet paper on the seats before using them in public.
Nobody but the absolute most neurotic germophobic freaks actually do this

[Anonymous No.19021735]

>>19019675
N

[Anonymous No.19021823]

>>19019675
They can be autistic freaks. I think I will never unsee that webm of the old salaryman sprinkling his dried smegma on a sleeping schoolgirl in the subway.
There was also that guy who farted in a karaoke booth a girl was using and held the door shut

[Anonymous No.19021972]

>>19021823
>There was also that guy who farted in a karaoke booth a girl was using and held the door shut
Boy this guy is my personal hero, the fuck. Somebody post it

[Anonymous No.19022163]

>>19019675
Simply put their training for their soon to be cultural enrichment.
Can you imagine belt sushi existing with even 3% of you population being doctor and lawyers and fried chicken lovers

[Anonymous No.19022231]

>>19021191
Junko's killers were tried by their system, sentenced, and eventually freed. As far as the "public" is concerned, the matter's settled. If you go to jp twitter then they're still seething about it, but muh public harmony prevents them from doing anything because then they'd be the bad guys.

[Anonymous No.19022240]

>>19020143
That's what I think each time I read 'globohomo' complaints. On /int/ it's always posted by Mexican, Brazilian or American flags. The browns that want to act more white than white to compensate. It's also why Bolsonaro is so popular in Brazil.

[Anonymous No.19022249]

>>19019675
Japan is weird.
They say a "spate of viral videos", when everyone knows its maybe 2-3. Japan is then overreacting like they normally do, and then go way farther than they should.

[Anonymous No.19022357]

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0dc66476463a22b87b08053b6d378cc600317842

[Anonymous No.19022365]

>>19019675
That freaks all wear a mask on the subway to the diarrhea fetish convention.

[Anonymous No.19022367]

>>19019675
Another Sushi terrorism

https://twitter.com/i/status/1628892745074081792
https://twitter.com/i/status/1621538421608153088
https://twitter.com/i/status/1627637449861255170
https://twitter.com/i/status/1629046981976010752

[Anonymous No.19022386]

Anyone who disrespects sushi should be used as kaiju bait

[Anonymous No.19022662]

>>19021239
so you're in some weird S&M contraption, and a guy whips you so hard he has to take his shirt off - and you think "caning" adequately describes this?

[Anonymous No.19022778]

>>19022662
You realise it meant this sort of grave physical punishment long before it came to mean whatever pussy "caning" you have in mind, right?

[Anonymous No.19022849]

Keep seething retardos

[Anonymous No.19022970]

>>19019675
It's actually Chinese tourists doing this shit on TikTok.

Chinese tourists are horrible people.

https://youtu.be/nhTAtJSZkrc

[Anonymous No.19023048]

>>19022231
If you have a soul there are some crimes that can't be forgiven. Just because the cucked western justice system that was forced on them let them off doesn't mean the public had to as well.
All it would have taken was a cop/detective/jailer whoever to let slip word where they were hiding and let nature do the rest.

[Anonymous No.19023116]

>>19022970
>a literal skeleton
>whey
what

[Anonymous No.19023121]

>>19022970
Koreans too. Nips actions were justified

[Anonymous No.19023132]

>>19021273
while their trials are effectively equivalent to cardassian trials, they're still tried fairly under the laws and court practices of their country.

[Anonymous No.19023136]

>>19019675
Every pond has its scum.

[Anonymous No.19023248]

>>19023048
How many unforgivable crimes have you avenged?

[Anonymous No.19023274]

>>19023248
I don't live in a tiny homogenous society on an island. The only comparable crime that happened in the US that I know of is Sylvia Likens and I'm pretty sure everyone involved is long dead already.

[Anonymous No.19023310]

there is a certain kind of young person that does this crap, the kind of person that just enjoys being annoying, difficult, and ruining things for other people. To them it's cool to cause problems, to do this stuff to other people. It seems to be more common in first world places like japan and america. I have never seen a guy in mexico or in el salvador or doing something so petty and stupid as licking food that other people will eat, even though those countries have many serious problems that japan never has to deal with

[Anonymous No.19023320]

>>19023121
>>19022970
>chinese and koreans out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.19023390]

>>19023310
Yep this is true, I was that kid. When I was around 7 or 8 I went to the grocery store with my dad. For some reason I thought it would be funny to rip a leaf of lettuce off of a head and throw it at the sprinklers. My dad made me buy the lettuce with my chore money and then immediately took me home and spanked the hell out of me.
Learned my lesson real fast and never did anything like that again. Every kid has a rebellious fuck the system side to them. It's up to parents to help raise kids right so they learn to keep that shit in check. Problem is society is completely fucked and the family unit is broken so now kids just run amok.

[Anonymous No.19023407]

>>19019675
japan is such a shit hole

[Anonymous No.19023425]

>>19020009
Wait there's a sushi belt restaurant in Kentucky?! Where? I know of the small lovely Japanese market in Lexington

[Anonymous No.19023426]

>>19019675
FINALLY! I always found this repulsive and anyone I talked about it always were like "oh! no one would ever do that!"

[Anonymous No.19023429]

>>19022778
You realize being an armchair warrior that calls for abuse and assault as punishments just paints you as a psychopath?

[Anonymous No.19023469]

>>19020029
She can lick my cream all day.

[Anonymous No.19023479]

>>19019675
japs went nuts because of lockdown

[Anonymous No.19023536]

>>19020009
You're joking but tampering with food videos did become popular in the US
webm related

[Anonymous No.19023547]

>>19023536

[Anonymous No.19023550]

>>19023547
>>19023536
so LGBT and niggers? Nothing new.

[Anonymous No.19023554]

>>19023550
These are Americans. They represent America.

[Anonymous No.19023559]

>>19023554

[Anonymous No.19023580]

>>19019675
I went to a conveyor belt sushi place a week or two ago.
>the conveyor belt was empty
>the staff handed us bottles of soy sauce that are normally always at the table
other than that everything was completely normal. Only morons take food from the actual belt, anyway.

[Anonymous No.19023600]

>>19023580
>Only morons take food from the actual belt
I mean it used to be fine, there's a reason these restaurants exist. I have fond memories of going to one with my family when I was a kid in the 00s.
In the past, you could trust your fellow citizen not to do disgusting things with the food despite being easily able to. Nobody even thought of doing things like that. You could leave food in front of people and know that it would be just fine by the time it got to you.
That trust is gone. You cannot trust anyone now. Even memed "high trust societies" like Japan are seeing their trust-based social fabric disintegrating. This is part of a very long-term pattern. Remember boomers lamenting not being able to leave their door unlocked anymore. In the past, you could literally not even use the lock on your front door and you would be 100% fine.
People aren't morons for expecting decency that has been a standard for a long time. They simply have a lesson to learn about how times have changed.
It's over

[Anonymous No.19023615]

>>19023580
>I went to a conveyor belt sushi place a week or two ago
.
>>the conveyor belt was empty

>everything was completely normal

>the CONVEYOR BELT was EMPTY at a sushi CONVEYOR BELT restaurant

>completely normal

[Anonymous No.19023619]

>>19023390
>the family unit is broken so now kids just run amok.

Its by design. Kind of hard to brainwash a generation of kids when they have a strong influence from the traditional value holding parents.

[Anonymous No.19023639]

>>19023615
That's sad

>>19023580
>>19019675
Just send out little individual bowls of soy sauce with each item on the conveyor belt?

[Greased Geese No.19023648]

>>19019675
cant they see that the people theyre mimicking live miserable lives, live in poverty and debt and are mostly brown and stink like shit?
what is the appeal in lowering the standard of living for everyone?
you want to be the next country that has to have exo-cages installed on fucking vending machines?

[Anonymous No.19023649]

>>19023639
>>19019675
Yay more needless disposable plastic to fuck up the oceans forever.

[Anonymous No.19023906]

>>19022662
I prefer Sharia style justice that includes cutting the hands off thieves.

[Anonymous No.19023921]

>>19020270
Gotta love that centrist coward take. Centrists, the retards whose hot takes are "I'm gonna ignore a social problem, pretend its normal, deny the issue and then act like I'm such an intelligent reasonable guy by being a coward about it"

Learn to shut up instead. What you call "schizo conspiracy theory" are intelligent men who are noticing patterns and can actually identify a problem. You're just a coward.

[Anonymous No.19023923]

>>19023921
>impotent word salad
Go back.

[Anonymous No.19023944]

>>19023923
You read what I said you fucking centrists pussy. Keep your mouth shut. No one wants to hear your hot take. No, you aren't le reasonable person. You are a coward that refuses to take a moral stance

[Anonymous No.19023963]

>>19019675
I'm gonna go ahead and blame the jews.

[Anonymous No.19023969]

>>19023944
>OOGA BOOGA ME GONNA BLAME MINORITIES AND JEWS FOR KIDS DOING PRANKS
You are over 50 and have the intellect of a preschooler.

[Anonymous No.19023991]

>>19023969
>prank video culture kickstarted by Punk'd
>Punk'd produced by Jason Goldberg and David R. Franzke
>youtube mainstreamed prank video culture in 2014 era
>youtube CEO in 2014: Susan Wojcicki
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.19024001]

>>19022778
It's flogging in all but name, likely so Singapore don't get negative attention for still using barbaric corporal punishment

[Anonymous No.19024012]

>>19023991
>pranks never existed until jews came up with it
lmao what an absolute retard

[Anonymous No.19024015]

>>19023600
i think i wouldve done this as a child if conveyor belt sushi was availlable to me and im euro born in the mid 90s maybe to fic this problem you just dont eat at conveyor restaurants or you dont allow children or you ban people who did this and put wall of shame or something idfk

[Anonymous No.19024154]

>>19023921
true, they are very cowardly, you can predict what they say by asking yourself "what is the most cowardly thing they can say, while still pretending they are smart and reasonable people?"

[Anonymous No.19024157]

>>19024012
>pranks and prank videos are the same thing
I guess youtube is the same as 1920s moving pictures to you.
cope

[Anonymous No.19024174]

>>19020586
Leftists dont disagree with the shirt we just think he looks retarded in it. Joes not our guy.

[Anonymous No.19024209]

>>19019675
>be japanese youth
>"no sex take care of elders and work yourself to death while your country crashes"
>only form of rebellion is ruining overpriced food
kinda sad really

[Anonymous No.19024213]

>>19024015
It wasn't a child doing it though, older teens and young adults should know better.

[Anonymous No.19024395]

>>19024209
>ruining overpriced food
conveyor belt sushi is actually extremely fairly priced, well atleast in the states. I visited Kura Sushi
($3.15 for about 4 pieces on a plate)

[Anonymous No.19024413]

>>19023554
yeah this one was staged, tranny just happened to pick up the only bottle without the seal on it

[Anonymous No.19024741]

>>19019824
I've seen the webms here

[Anonymous No.19024894]

>>19020463
lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.19024902]

>>19024894
Oh nevermind it's part of an unrelated article

[Anonymous No.19026515]

>>19024012
>i should know
>ive been here since 2016
kekkles

[Anonymous No.19026521]

>>19024902
pity.

[Anonymous No.19026538]

>>19026515
I know the 2016 meme was supposed to make fun of election tourists and newfags, that beeing said 2016 is soon a decade ago

[Anonymous No.19026552]

>>19019675
Wtf are communal bottles?

[Anonymous No.19026555]

>>19026552
they mean carafes

[Anonymous No.19026615]

>>19020034
Pentagon agrees

[Anonymous No.19026618]

>>19023536
did they ever catch this bitch? I know some other kid who did it got caught and had to do a month in prison and probation plus pay a few grand in fines

[Anonymous No.19026658]

>>19021239
cane dewey

[Anonymous No.19026661]

>>19026618
They gave the guy a 6 month suspension sentence but the girl was under-age so she couldn't be named and they couldn't give her the business like the guy.

[Anonymous No.19026698]

>>19020000
Nice quads, but fr, this kind of guy is what japanese people think of as a "delinquent" or a thug we would call em, but he looks so goofy.

[Anonymous No.19026724]

>>19020000
death to all koreans

[Anonymous No.19026756]

>>19023559
>Rare video of Anthony Fauci ladling up some comfort
What you don't see in this video is how just afterwards, he locked down the whole salad bar due to "Covid Regulations"
>The CDC has determined pre-packaged salads and soups to be the ONLY safe bulk food purchases you can make...unless you are supporting the "Justice Protests", then the experts agree, you will not be effected."

[Anonymous No.19026764]

>>19019675
Japan is filled with soulless bugmen and always has been.

[Anonymous No.19026776]

>>19024012
You have an absolute child's understanding of what's happening here--and think it is all just spontaneous and not planned.
The collapse will be especially hard on fools like you.
You will probably end up raped and eaten...
One limb at a time.

[Anonymous No.19026777]

>>19023536
>>19023547
>>19023554
>>19022367
These are the people that destabilize society but if it were to ever truly collapse they're the ones that wouldn't last a month.

[Anonymous No.19026792]

>>19026538
Doesn't matter--The board had been irredeemably changed by then--Flooded with Thinktanks, Ad agencies, AstroturfCorpies, Journos and Plebbit-Faggots.
There are much better Chans out there. Not terribly hard to find either---If you have some intelligence.

[Anonymous No.19026807]

>>19026756
I always thought this was Terry?
The suit and hair match his style

[Anonymous No.19026826]

>>19019675
>I thought Japs were law-abiding
only non-black old people are
Younglings don't give a shit

[Anonymous No.19026843]

>>19026807
kek, no... truth is this was just a rando old man with alzheimers at whatever chain grocery that is.
There was no malice or self-centeredness,(I don't think,) just brain-addled confusion.
The sad thing is, pre 2000, someone would've immediately come up and dealt with the situation.
Those days are gone. We have fallen to a point here where you are just as likely to have your life ruined if you were to either try to help, or try to call out blatant violations of the social contract.
Used to be a larger number of "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you" than the "Fuck you , I'm gettin' MY shit/Doing what I want"
There are still small pockets of high trust communities out there--but the pushed culture of Vulgarity, Materialism, self-centeredness and narcissism has effectively made them extremely rare.
Only fix now is a big societal shock that displaces the current status quo as "BAD" or damaging.

[Anonymous No.19026951]

>>19019837
>chinese cyberweapin gives japanese zoomers brain damage
>"Damn the west!"

[Anonymous No.19027007]

>>19019675
>sushi is going to be cheaper

Oh how terrible for me and everyone else who isn't a fucking mental midget who thinks that food isn't already covered with pee, poop and saliva of those who are processing it.

[Anonymous No.19027033]

>>19021972
My bad. It was a chink, not a jap
https://youtu.be/R1DwrLTYeeI

[Anonymous No.19027097]

>>19023469
murder all women enablers

[Anonymous No.19027112]

>>19020270

There's nothing to gain if it isn't posted on social media dipshit.

[Anonymous No.19027124]

>>19026615
The US intelligence agencies and defense department funded and help develop Facebook, Twitter, and Google to influence, control and spy on American citizens. I'm not defending subversive garbage like tik tok, just pointing out the US government is up to the same shenanigans as the chinese. They just dont like someone on their turf.

[Anonymous No.19027191]

>>19019988
Do you not see chinese tik tok? Its propaganda galore while they purposefully bump degenerate content to the rest of the world

[Anonymous No.19027197]

>>19020134
Yes "the west" not necessarily white people but the trashy mud bloods

[. No.19027200]

>>19020468
false

[Anonymous No.19027209]

>>19020606
Oh you know just some friendly cultural exchange

[Anonymous No.19027217]

FUCK JAPOBESE YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR ISLANDS BACK
SINCERLY FROM RUSSIA AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19027230]

>>19027217
>YOUR
OUR

[Anonymous No.19027696]

>>19027112
Maybe if you're so socially inept you don't understand the concept of doing some dumb prank for offline humor because you have no friends.

[Anonymous No.19027758]

>>19023536
I'd pay extra
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19027791]

>>19023615
>the CONVEYOR BELT was EMPTY at a sushi CONVEYOR BELT restaurant
>completely normal
shit's been like that for three years because of corona.

[Anonymous No.19027798]

>>19020606
ruined by westoid influence

[Anonymous No.19027819]

>>19027791
the scamdemic isnt normal you vaxed faggot.

[Anonymous No.19027836]

>>19019675
It's just shithead zoomers ruining everything as usual. There's basically no distinction between zoomers of different nationalities now since they all download their personalities from retards on Tiktok.

[Anonymous No.19027845]

>>19027033
That guy is based.

[Anonymous No.19027951]

>>19027836
>m-muh zoomers
Because nobody ever did pranks, stupid shit, petty vandalism for the lulz before 2018, right?

[Anonymous No.19027971]

>>19027951
Show me a previous generation that made a "trend" out of licking other people's food.

[Anonymous No.19028002]

>>19019966
But each country sort of has its own "version" of Tik Tok. There is cross content, but you'll likely see stuff from your own country first, and mainly see content from there.

[Anonymous No.19028117]

>>19027971
>goalpost shift
>pretending fast food cooks don't exist
lol
lmao even
There must be a named psychological affliction for this mindset, where the current youth (teens-20s) generation is blamed for everything while every generation older than them forgets or buries under the rug everything imperfect they ever had and pretends to be perfect. In a decade zoomers will be as ignored as millenials and gen x and you'll be claiming only gen alpha are doing unfavorable things.

[Anonymous No.19028169]

>>19028117
m8 millennials were in fact blamed for everything when we were young shitheads. Now zoomers are the young shitheads, but the difference is that they all have smartphones and upload their antics to Tiktok so they can ape each other. No previous generation has done that. The closest thing millennials ever did was when normalfags poured buckets of ice water on each other or some occasional lame shit like that. We weren't going out and fucking around with random people's food as part of a fad. With zoomers it's a new "prank" every couple of weeks at this point.

[Anonymous No.19028189]

>>19028169
And you never stopped to think that just blindly repeating retarded behavior might actually be a stupid idea?
>The closest thing millennials ever did was
Millenials have thrown stones and bricks into the windows of abandoned buildings just for the fun of it. You're laser focused on specific, well known internet phenomenon, while ignoring the reality that there is life outside of the internet and people from all generations do dumb shit. Here's another bit of trivia for you: not all people stop doing bad things when they age out of the "current age group we blame for everything even if it's the same thing we did or are currently doing" bracket.

[Anonymous No.19028237]

>>19028189
>Millenials have thrown stones and bricks into the windows of abandoned buildings
And you think throwing some rocks at an abandoned building compares to putting your jogger aids on peoples food? 10 bucks says this guy was one of the ones doing it.

[Anonymous No.19028243]

For a moment, I thought I was on an off-topic /v/ thread

[Anonymous No.19028247]

>terrorism in the west: blow up buildings, thousands dead
>terrorism, Japan: lick some sushi, casualties unknown

[Anonymous No.19028254]

>>19028189
>video clearly shows zoomers being faggots on Tiktok again
>"UM ACKSHUALLY THERE ARE FAGGOTS IN EVERY GENERATION SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO FOCUSED ON ZOOMERS DESPITE TIKTOK OBVIOUSLY BEING A ZOOMER THING."
Ok anon. You got me. There were bad people in every generation, so I guess therefore we have to ignore it whenever zoomers do anything bad.

[Anonymous No.19028279]

>>19028247
>monster in Japan: blow up buildings, thousands dead
>monster in the west: some old Romanian guy who turns into a bat

[Anonymous No.19028327]

>>19020468
I actually do think Japan is great and "high trust" but even if that were true, used panties are still sold openly in sex shops, so what's the difference. And soaplands are practically on every corner of certain neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.19028447]

>>19028254
>only zoom zoom zoomie zoomers did this because that's all I saw in the couple of tiktok videos I saw
You're the type that believes every claim posted on 4chan when it's just an article headline and abstract in a screencap, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.19028448]

>>19028327
the difference is that "panty vending machines" is a point of outrage because they are out in the street , while sexy things in a sex shop is not.

[Anonymous No.19028515]

>>19028447
Do you really think Japanese people over age 25 are out there licking other customers' sushi as a social media prank? This is something dumb shithead teenagers do.

[Anonymous No.19028524]

>>19028515
Do you really think nobody but "zoomers" do things just because you haven't seen a social media video of it? So much of this doom and gloom schizo mindset comes from having social media define your reality. Go outside.

[Anonymous No.19028607]

>>19027798
>ruined by westoid influence
>t. pic related

[Anonymous No.19028868]

>>19028524
Silly post. Everyone knows 15-25 is the most retarded age possible. If someone did something retarded, it's most likely that they are aged 15-25.
Pic related, showing 15-24 year olds cause, by far, the most traffic accidents. You can see that 20-24 year olds cause even more than 15-19 year olds, so it's not just because they're new drivers. It's because most 15-20 year olds are retarded and can't fathom consequences for their actions.

[Anonymous No.19028886]

>>19028868
>those three newborns causing fatal car accidents

[Anonymous No.19028916]

>there's a small chance your sushi might have been licked by a qt jap zoomer
Sounds like a plus to me

[Anonymous No.19029060]

>>19027124
or maybe they just want to protect their citizens? some people actually care about their jobs

[Anonymous No.19029100]

>>19023248
2

[Anonymous No.19029108]

>>19028868
>kids are retarded
some are at least. it's mainly societies fault for infantalizing them. if you didn't understand consequences at that age you're retarded by any metric.

[Anonymous No.19029210]

>>19028169
>the difference is that they all have smartphones and upload their antics to Tiktok so they can ape each other. No previous generation has done that
We didn't have centralised "apps", but millenials absolutely took part in the beginnings of stupid viral video pranks. Camera phones came out in the early 2000s, the dickheads with rich parents had them and did shit like the happy slap game. As I remember it some moron actually killed a guy by sucker punching him for an 80 pixel tall video.

[Anonymous No.19029303]

>>19019675
Americans ruin everything

[Anonymous No.19029304]

>>19029060
>I have nothing to hide so have nothing to fear
You deserve neither security nor liberty