/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19017431]

>Not following the directions on the box and doing it your own way

[Anonymous No.19017436]

I literally told someone to make that meme in another thread week or so ago and I guess someone did. Nice

[Anonymous No.19017437]

>>19017431
you just might make it

[Anonymous No.19017447]

last night my girlfriends dog chewed up the instructions to my hello fresh kit and I fucking lost my shit. I kicked that fucker across the kitchen and screamed until my face was red, he started limping around and I thought she would find out but eventually he sombered up before she got home from work

currently having to order doordash until the next kit comes in because I have no idea what the fuck to do with this crap.

[Anonymous No.19017448]

The box of white castle frozen sliders have shit preparation methods so yeah you have to cook them another way

[Anonymous No.19017465]

>>19017447
5/10

[Anonymous No.19017471]

>>19017447
Kek, based dog destroyer.

[Anonymous No.19017488]

I dont know if this is seen as lazier or better but i stopped boiling hot dogs and just put them in the toaster oven now for 15 minutes

I no longer have a george foreman grill for some reason so the toaster oven works i guess

[Anonymous No.19017600]

https://youtu.be/0wlZd9YSuDg

[Anonymous No.19017616]

>ignoring penetration, however slight, of the genital opening of another by a hand or finger or by any object, with an intent to abuse, humiliate, harass, or degrade any child or to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any child

[Anonymous No.19017628]

>>19017447
I fucking hate dogs so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.19017646]

>>19017628
Learn how to prepare them.

[Anonymous No.19017778]

>Let stand for 1-2 minutes

[Anonymous No.19018105]

>>19017488
I throw em in my air fryer for 6 minutes, but that's usually uncooked bratwursts and not hot dogs. I bet a frank would only take like 3 minutes at 400F I the AF, maximum.

[Anonymous No.19018112]

>>19017628
Same here except replace “dog” with “women”

[Anonymous No.19018119]

>>19017646
based

[Anonymous No.19018181]

>>19017447
1) injures good pupper who was just getting tasty treat
2) can’t figure how to fucking cook ingredients
3) too stupid to realize every recipe for every Hello Fresh box is posted on their website
4) defaults to Doordash
> we’re reaching levels of mongoloid we didn’t dream possible

[Anonymous No.19018660]

>>19018181
Mongols have higher iq than you

[Anonymous No.19019770]

>>19018181
>good
>pupper
The only good dog is battered and deep fried. Disgusting, retarded animals.

[Anonymous No.19019797]

>>19017448
What do you recommend? I was given a box as a gift and the included methods are not good.

[Anonymous No.19019808]

>>19017431
my boss is amazed at the fact that I can put together an ikea shelf or a chair without reading the instructions or gloating about how smart I am for being able to do it.

[Anonymous No.19019825]

>>19017447
3/10 bait but you will still get replies

[Anonymous No.19019830]

>>19019808
Imagine how blown his mind would be if he knew people used to make things out of their raw materials.
A log becomes workable wood becomes a chair? Ho-lee fuck.

[Anonymous No.19019850]

>>19017447
Remind me of that time where I was eating with a friend and his gf, and his gf accidently fucked up both hello fresh recipes in minor ways, something like 2 sauce mix, one destined to fill empenadas, the other to mix with rice, and she mixed the rice with the empenadas one.

Somehow that was enough to send him into a rage, to the point he emptied one of the pans into the garbage, yelling at his gf, while I was trying to tell him it was nothing and easy to salvage.

It was at that point I realized he was a kinda pathetic dude, and that some people can't actually think of cooking without instructions

[Anonymous No.19019928]

>>19017447
lamo

[Anonymous No.19019974]

Always cook hot pockets at like 70% power for less time than they suggest

I feel like lean pockets cooked way better too than regular ones

[Anonymous No.19020002]

>>19017447

[Anonymous No.19020047]

>Taco Spice
>They want you to add too much water, instead of stirring a bit more when mixing

>Béarnaise
>Different flavor profiles depending on fat/liquid to powder ratio
>Generally tastes better with only milk and butter than skimmed milk + margarine + water to dilute

>Steaming Cheese Doodles
>Anything involving substituting meat with lentils/beans
>Pan frying hot dogs

[Anonymous No.19020158]

>>19019974
Maybe I like the ends rock hard. Ever think of that one??
But seriously, why DO they turn into granite in the microwave?

[Anonymous No.19020173]

I feel like i never get the right consistency for mac n cheese and it might be because i use too much of the packet or too much water

[Anonymous No.19020182]

>>19020173
Are you mixing the powdered sauce separately from the noodles or dumping it in with them like most boxes say? If you drain the pasta and mix the sauce, then add the pasta back it should come out okay. You have better control over the consistency at any rate.

[Anonymous No.19020266]

>>19017447
>>19017465
>>19017471
>>19017628
>he sombered up
Hi Ivan. Got any recipes to share?

[Anonymous No.19021092]

>>19017431
>you see Goliath, if you add a few household groceries to your instant ramen the flavor profile improves dramatically.

[Anonymous No.19021214]

>>19019850
Damn, I hope she broke up with him because that’s not healthy

[Anonymous No.19021227]

>>19017431

[Anonymous No.19021241]

>>19019770
i bet you like birds, faggot.

[Anonymous No.19021247]

>>19021227
Would it not be better that our president cover the animals face so it can't cry like an ape?

[Anonymous No.19021253]

>pierce film cover
>microwave on high for 3 minutes
>pull back film cover and stir
>replace film cover
>microwave an additional 2 minutes
>let stand for 1 minute
Oh, you you mean just toss it straight from the box, nuke it for 5 minutes, and shovel molten goyslop into my mouth like a depressed lunatic.

[Anonymous No.19021268]

>>19021214
She didn’t. He left her for awhile and she literally couldn’t let him go so she begged him to come back and they got back together

Makes zero sense to me

[Anonymous No.19022392]

>>19021253
I'm a big fan of just doubling the time of the second half of microwaving and using 50% or 60% duty cycle.
Maybe some cheese at the last minutes.

[Anonymous No.19022402]

>>19017436
That image macro has been around for a while now.

[Anonymous No.19022508]

>>19021214
Nah, but I think they were both under a lot of stress at that time.

(no idea who >>19021268 is or why he pretends to be me tho)

[Anonymous No.19023458]

When I make a boxed cake I replace the oil with melted butter, water with milk, throw in a box of similar flavor pudding, and add an extra egg.
Tastes way better and is way moister.

Also I use 1.5x as much butter and no milk when I make mac and cheese, way creamier.

Also cook almost everything in the microwave at less power and longer. Always comes out better. Especially soups, you don't even have to cover them because they won't pop all over the microwave.

[Anonymous No.19023473]

>>19021227
MLK has been all but purged from American history, all we have is his infamous quote about not treating people based on the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
Funny enough, this too is now considered problematic since critical brainwashing theory has taken hold on America - you are literally racist if you DON'T consider the race of a black person (in order to give them extra advantages and special treatment).
What people don't even know anymore was that MLK was a huge populist and supported people coming together and holding the elites accountable. He went on with rhetoric that is extremely similar to Drumbphf's own "drain the swamp".
Would MLK have been a Blurghmpgh supporter? Don't know, but I would guess he wouldn't have a problem with him. And he certainly would shit on BLM for rolling social progress back into segregation and making everything about race.

[Anonymous No.19023486]

One way to clear out humane shelters of less than desirable dogs are to donate then to the food banks and food drops locally. This last year they have distributed tons of deer meat but haven eaten plenty of dogs over the years, I would much prefer that than gamey deer meat.

You could save so much money and be able to feed people.