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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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18993440 No.18993440 [Reply] [Original]

>go home after a shitty day at work >wife is working late again
>decided to say fuck it and pan fry salmon for the both of us
>she gets home right when I finished
>she said the salmon was tasty and gave me a big waifu kiss with her salmon breathe
>sleep all night cuddling me
>day fixed
thanks salmon

>> No.18993446

that was cum breath anon, she sucks dick right before comes home. that's why she's late >again

>> No.18993448

>>18993446
i think i know the difference between cum breath and salmon breath

>> No.18993450

>>18993440
>wife is working late again
>the male cooks
yeah on Tyrone's knob

>> No.18993451

>>18993446
Neck youself, bitter loner looser retard.

>> No.18993457

>>18993448
Stay classy, /ck/

>> No.18993462

>wife is working late again
uh oh...

>> No.18993463

>>18993440
This story is cute anon :) I like cooking for my wife too.

>> No.18993476

>>18993440
i too enjoy making up stories on the internet

>> No.18993664

no one gives a fuck about your blog normalfag. fuck you

>> No.18993713

>>18993664
why not find a waifu too fren? theyre so squishy and soft

>> No.18993721

>>18993713
>'fren'
>'waifu'
>frog faggot
You have never had a woman look at you with anything but disdain

>> No.18993743

>>18993721
i disagree. she has had expressed more things other than disdain