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>ruins your breakfast
Fuck eggs and anyone who enjoys them

>> No.18991026

>>18991022
I like kraft singles and ketchup on my scrambled eggs

>> No.18991028

lmao at this board. it's too much.

>> No.18991032

I love creamy scrambled eggs!

>> No.18991041
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based egg non-enjoyer

>> No.18991043

>>18991026
>>18991032
Scrambled eggs are gross fart foam, anyone who enjoys them likes huffing farts

>> No.18991050

>>18991022
True, you're supposed to put crackers in them

>> No.18991063

>>18991043
i life huffing farts, but only farts of cute anime girls with fat asses and big tits

>> No.18991070

>>18991022
>>18991043
wow so contrarian and edgy this was definitely worth making a thread to display how off the wall and unique you are.

>> No.18991076

>>18991070
I genuinely hate eggs, fuck you

>> No.18991127

eggs and tabasco

>> No.18991182

>>18991076
eggs genuinely hate you, fuck off back to mcdonalds

>> No.18991236

>>18991182

>fuck off back to mcdonalds
But then he wouldn't be able to enjoy the best item on the menu: the egg mcmuffin.

>> No.18991266

>>18991182
No, I'll just make bacon at home, or avocado toast, cereal, fucking anything but nasty fart abortions

>> No.18991287

>>18991266

>I'll just make bacon at home
But you won't have eggs to go with it, so what's the point?

>> No.18991291

>>18991266
Have you ever cooked them in butter or bacon grease? I think eggs are disgusting if they're cooked in veg oil.

>> No.18991298

>>18991022
Yes scrambled eggs are disgusting, fried eggs are supreme

>> No.18991301

If you have the capabilities and ingredient availability to cook a nice omelet...the visual appeal and if you add toast and bacon you really cant have a better breakfast. Add in Orange juice and you can dominate a day with such a breakfast. Fucking bitch ass mutherfucker saying eggs arent good. Watch it brotha

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>>18991022
I love eggs

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>>18991488
More eggs I made

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>>18991491
And more, this time in a chorizo breakfast burrito.

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>>18991494
Here's the same burrito before I wrapped it up
>>18991022
Look at all the eggs, OP! Look at my eggs and despair.

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>>18991498
I actually have one more egg dish photo I almost missed, a lox scramble.

>> No.18991682

>>18991022
I hated eggs until I tried making myself sunny side up, literally better than any restaurant when its fresh off the pan

>> No.18991688

>>18991488
>>18991491
>>18991494
>>18991498
>>18991502
very nice. egg haters stay losing

>> No.18992075

>>18991022
you're just low on magnesium, femanon.
have a piece of chocolate to appease the moon cycle.

>> No.18992077

>>18991032
>i love it when i get food that is cooked half-assed
ftfy.

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>>18991022
>Fuck eggs and anyone who enjoys them

>> No.18992255

>>18991022
I'm gonna fertilize your mom's leathery egg tonight if you catch my drift

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>>18991022
>mogs your favorite breakfast

>> No.18992328

>>18991076
No one gives a shit.

>> No.18992447

>>18991022
Literally what are you supposed to eat for breakfast that isn't eggs or basically a dessert?

>> No.18992820

Honestly imagine a bunch of piping hot scrambled eggs in a tube or even better a tight ass omlette...shit I'd fuck some eggs

>> No.18993194

>>18992447
i like chicken wigs or burger washed down with a cold beer and coffee for breakfast
(guess my nationality)

>> No.18993286

>>18991488
Heil. That all looks great.

>> No.18993325

>>18991022
poached eggs or nothing

>> No.18993340

>>18992447
The point of posts like these are to start the slow cultural shift towards eating ze bugs.

>> No.18993488

>>18993325
Poached in Tallow, then yes.

>> No.18993505

>>18991076
Please understand that this thread about your fleeting thought is taking up valuable board space that could be used for a Taco Bell or tobacco thread. It may have even deleted one.
>>18991127
There's a winning combination. I call putting ketchup and Tabasco on eggs "The Diner Special."

>> No.18993523

>>18991022
eggs are good
when i start my day with eggs and kefir i have energy like i can lift a car

>> No.18993546

>>18992447
oatmeal and fruit. yogurt and fruit. avocado toast. breakfast hash or sandwich, just without eggs. if you're not super picky about having to eat "breakfast" foods, that opens a lot more options too

>> No.18995214

>>18991022
I had eggs for breakfast and for dinner OP, and there's nothing you can do about it. Also, checked.

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>> No.18995286

>>18991022
>filtered by eggs
unironically kill yourself. eggs are the best breakfast and your inability to cook them is a skill issue, not a problem with eggs.

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>> No.18996013

Eggs are great, but never on their own. Just have some bacon or something with it to round out the taste

>> No.18996032

>>18992820
>shit I'd fuck some eggs
At least you're not eating them

>> No.18997172

>>18992077
I guess you only eat your steak well done?