/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18984131]

I legit thought Yo Egg was real eggs. What's next, realistic-looking vegan steaks?

[Anonymous No.18984136]

What the fuck is Yo Egg? Do you mean egg yolk?

[Anonymous No.18984139]

I have egg, why would I want imitation egg?

[Anonymous No.18984140]

>>18984136
https://www.yo-egg.com/

[Anonymous No.18984145]

while it does seem bizzare why do vegans want a visual replacement of the animal products they are avoiding, i assume a nondescript protein patty is less appetizing? i duno

[Anonymous No.18984155]

>>18984131
>realistic
That does not look real. It looks disgustingly uncanny.

[Anonymous No.18984161]

>>18984145
It's all about tricking people into normalizing the belief of obvious lies. Eat these eggs that aren't made of egg. Eat this burger that has no burger. Vote because you have a voice. AR15s won't help you. This man is a woman.

[Anonymous No.18984164]

>>18984155
This, it looks like an ounce of mustard on a slice of turkey.

[Anonymous No.18984171]

>>18984161
The world you live in must be a terrifying and upsetting place since you're so paranoid you attempt to read 38 layers deep like everything is some deep state conspiracy. You people have never even heard of occam's razor.

[Anonymous No.18984173]

>>18984140

[Anonymous No.18984181]

>>18984171
>"You people"
Got em.

[Anonymous No.18984197]

>>18984131
looks like AI art

[Anonymous No.18984200]

as i looked at the pic, I thought to myself "there is something fucking odd about how that egg looks." then I read the OP and realised it's because dat ain't no egg.

>>18984164
while I had no idea wtf the part that's s'posed to be albumen actually was or looked like, I def though the fake yolk (faux yolk? fauxlk?) was a perfectly circular glob of american-style mustard. I supposed it was jellied to hold its shape. Or that the whole thing was >>18984197

[Anonymous No.18984213]

>>18984181
Just ask yourself which would be easier for bad actors?

1. Gaslighting the entire population of the earth into thinking the way you want, or
2. Hiring a few gray market organizations to shitpost on marginalized boards like 4chan to get the already vulnerable people there to think how they want and cause chaos

If you answered 1, you are a certified retard.

[Anonymous No.18984225]

>>18984200
>fauxlk
Good idea for a brand name.

[Anonymous No.18984235]

>>18984225
Yes, but it should be vegan human meat. Folk. Fauxlk.

[Anonymous No.18984241]

>>18984161
What babe?

[Anonymous No.18984247]

>>18984200
I was trying to figure out if these come in actual egg shells, it seems like they probably come already "cracked" in a circle shape with the yolk in the middle. It was probably already white or gelatinous.

The reason I figure they come already in "sunny side up" configuration is that they seem to have a poached egg product coming per their website which implies you cannot just crack one of these into water like a regular egg.

[Anonymous No.18984249]

>>18984145
It's more for people who aren't vegan but think plant foods are healthier, better for the environment, or more moral even though they're not willing to go completely vegan

it's stupid and the market for it is looking like it was overestimated

[Anonymous No.18984250]

>>18984247
Jesus Christ, how unappetising.

>>18984241
The first one. Pig in the City was utterly charmless.

[Anonymous No.18984258]

>>18984241
The babe with the power.

[Anonymous No.18984269]

>>18984249
>think plant foods are healthier
I remember when it was called "margarine" and not "plant butter."

[Anonymous No.18984276]

>>18984258
What power?

[Anonymous No.18984287]

>>18984140
>https://www.yo-egg.com/
This is a mockery of Allah's creation.

[Anonymous No.18984297]

>>18984276
Not saying it. Have some motorhead.
https://youtu.be/S0rgmNPWYxs

[Anonymous No.18984349]

>>18984297
What Motorhead?

[Anonymous No.18984361]

>>18984131
Looks like someone accidentally left their child's plastic toy egg on the stove.

[Anonymous No.18984387]

>>18984131
I suppose it looks like a real egg if you're a retard

[Anonymous No.18984393]

>>18984131
Eggs don't harm animals why don't vegans eat them?

[Anonymous No.18984412]

>>18984393
Hurts their feefees

[Anonymous No.18984417]

>>18984387
DAMMIT FRANK

[Anonymous No.18984424]

>>18984393
I suppose the concept of bartering with an animal would offend some vegans sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.18984443]

>>18984161
Based take

[Anonymous No.18984475]

>>18984131
This board is legit just a blank poster board for bots and shills to spam advertisements I swear. Fucking tranny jannies need to do their job

[Anonymous No.18984532]

>>18984131
>looks up store locations
yep, checks out

[Anonymous No.18984548]

>>18984145
Most vegans eat meat and dairy during their childhood. Meat and dairy taste awesome, and their diet used to be based on them. Now they've chosen to swear them off, but it's not like it suddenly tastes worse, or they don't still crave their favourite foods.

My brother went vegan(for pussy), and he's all about the replacement meat and dairy products, while his wife, who was raised vegan, doesn't give a shit and just wants vegetables. Can't imagine simping that hard for a chick but it got him off heroin so w/e.

[Anonymous No.18984563]

>>18984475
Ohh man wait till you see some of the other boards!
There's video games being posted on /v/, comics and cartoons being posed on /co/, and there's even music being posted on /mu/!
Absolute insanity I tell you what!

[Anonymous No.18984571]

>>18984393

[Anonymous No.18984574]

>>18984571
laying eggs isn't 'chicken periods'

[Anonymous No.18984580]

>>18984574
Not technically, but the process of laying an egg is comparable to a period.

[Anonymous No.18984589]

>>18984580
In the same sense that an unfertilized ova that's of no use to the hen gets ejected, sure. Which begs the question, what exactly am I "stealing" from my hens?

[Anonymous No.18984612]

>>18984589
When I was growing up, we had chickens in our backyard. We ate their eggs, but for a while, we couldn't find any eggs. We thought they had stopped laying until one day I was walking through the yard and stumbled upon a nest full of eggs hidden under a tree. They hadn't stopped laying eggs- they had been secretly laying their eggs in a secret hideout! I told my mom and she fed the eggs to our dog since they had been there too long to be edible for us. That was the day I realized that chickens don't want people to take their eggs.

[Anonymous No.18984625]

>>18984580
No, it's closer to a mammals giving birth.

[Anonymous No.18984633]

>>18984571
This is absolutely retarded. Chickens don't menstruate like women and aren't induced to make eggs they just fucking lay them on their own.

[Anonymous No.18984635]

>>18984247
Yeah, that's my guess is that this comes in some prepackaged form as they are selling a "poached egg" and a "fried egg" as discrete items.

[Anonymous No.18984636]

>>18984589
Some vegans and vegetarians believe that it's exploitation despite the fact that if you care for a hen as an "animal companion" (these same people refuse to use the word "pet"), she'll lay eggs regardless of what you do and would likely not give a halfpenny shit about having done so. These vegan/etarians are wrong.
I've literally seen hens drop an egg mid walk. One was striding along, sat down a second then got up to continue on her way, not giving a moment's thought that she'd just "ejected" "an unfertilized ova."
I'm with you, but you can't convince nutjob vegan/etarians otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18984641]

>>18984612
Some hens go broody. Most hens do not.

[Anonymous No.18984654]

>>18984612
Is it morally superior to let a hen lay eggs that eventually rot? I don't think so. These animals laid an egg almost every day before they were domesticated. Being ground nesting birds laying that many unfertilized eggs, almost all of those got eaten, too.

[Anonymous No.18984688]

>>18984131
I always buy free range eggs because I feel bad for how they treat laying hens for the generic eggs

[Anonymous No.18984698]

>>18984688
They also taste better and orange is cooler than yellow.

[Anonymous No.18984712]

>no more meat!!1!
>plant slop that looks like meat
Do vegans really?

[Anonymous No.18984713]

>>18984589
Vegans want to kill all animals, they would rather animals not exist than be alive and have the chance of suffering pain.

[Anonymous No.18984736]

>>18984145
vegans want to eat animals for taste reasons. They obtain from doing so for ethical or environmental reasons.

[Anonymous No.18984744]

>>18984171
occams razor is completely retarded. go back to /x/ you projecting moron.

[Anonymous No.18984747]

>>18984736
Vegans are the second most unethical people on the planet.

[Anonymous No.18984754]

>>18984131
reporting this viral marketing thread and encouraging everyone to do the same

[Anonymous No.18984790]

>>18984736
Plantations are worse for the planet than livestock

[Anonymous No.18984811]

>>18984612
Those eggs were gonna rot, makes no sense to grieve over something that was never gonna be born
Stop anthropomorphizing chickens, they DON'T suffer if you take their unfertilized eggs, they don't give a shit
She only hid the eggs because her simple chicken brain doesn't have free will

[Anonymous No.18984828]

>>18984145
It's not vegans pushing this. It's the (((company owners))) that find it funny to make goys eat and pretend to enjoy playdough tier food

[Anonymous No.18984957]

>>18984393
Laying eggs takes a huge toll on their bodies.
>>18984633
I'm vegan and I don't think taking unfertilized eggs from a hen is "stealing". But the part about hens being induced to make eggs is true.
https://theconversation.com/curious-kids-why-do-hens-still-lay-eggs-when-they-dont-have-a-mate-104077
>We’ve also learned that if we keep taking the eggs away from the hens, they will keep laying them, because of the way their bodies work.

[Anonymous No.18984982]

>>18984957
Which they would do if you eat them or not. Vegans are the stupidest mother fucking retards on the entire planet. I thank God every day I only know one and he is the most dysgenic looking person you have ever seen. Thankfully your diet sends you off this mortal coil quickly. But not always quick enough before you murder a child with your evil diet.

[Anonymous No.18985128]

[Anonymous No.18985211]

>>18984287
>More expensive than egg
>Can't be used for 99% of what eggs are good for
>Less nutritional value
>Less shelf stable than eggs
>Puts bigger strain in the environment than eggs

[Anonymous No.18985217]

>>18984580
>Vegans think chickens are mammals

[Anonymous No.18985221]

>>18984612
Your dad was fucking the chickens and hiding the evidence

[Anonymous No.18985223]

>>18984754
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.18985226]

>>18984636
Vegans think that birds have human thought and feelings because they saw a video of a 2 year old hugging a chicken
Not only do they believe chickens are human they also believe that anyone who doesn't think like them is not

[Anonymous No.18985274]

>>18984957
Read the article. It's a nice way of explaining it to children, but it doesn't address something brought up ITT: broodiness. Many hens will lay and not care about the eggs. Others will collect their eggs as a clutch, like the article said. If your hen is one which doesn't go broody, despite being vegan, you agree that there's no ethical issue with collecting her eggs, right?

Also
>Laying eggs takes a huge toll on their bodies
Absolutely true. Besides the calcium issues mentioned in the article, laying larger eggs causes ruptures and bleeding so besides tasting better, it's also kinder on the birds to have them lay medium-or-smaller sized eggs.

[Anonymous No.18985283]

>>18984982
You are not very smart. Not only did Anon agree that collecting the eggs is fine, the linked article explains that they would not, in fact, keep laying "if you eat [the eggs] or not."

[Anonymous No.18985303]

>>18984548
This. I was a vegan for a while and some of those fake meme versions of meat are actually alright, there's a turkey one I forget the name of that tastes pretty damn good although it's not a perfect match for actual turkey. People just want to eat what they're familiar with and already enjoy, so if a company can make a substitute for animal products then that'll appeal to vegans because the alternative is
>eat this uuuuuuhhhhh "protein square"

[Anonymous No.18985305]

>>18985226
>Vegans think that birds have human thought and feelings
I wouldn't go that far, but they certainly do ascribe some measure of anthropomorphism to non-human animals. What I find fascinating is that I've never met a biologist or even a bio major who is a vegan. A few vegetarians (very few), but to my knowledge, not a single vegan.
It's a lot like people who major in women's studies and complain that women are underrepresented in maths and the sciences. Well... why didn't they go into those fields instead of women's studies? Seems a silly thing to do.
I guess it's easier to be outraged by X than learning about or doing X.

[Anonymous No.18985307]

>>18985226
wrong

[Anonymous No.18985323]

>>18984213
1 is unironically easier, though, normalfags are retarded and you're able to employ economies of scale via mass media distribution. 4chan is full of contrarian autists who might be even dumber but who are still inherently resistant to propaganda.

[Anonymous No.18985334]

>>18984145
Ever thought why trannies try to be ultra-feminine in their appearace, just like the GF they could never get. Exactly the same thing with vegans, they would crave to eat bacon and other forbidden foods but they can't so they twist the reality to somehow set off the dopamine system.

[Anonymous No.18985344]

>>18984713
Breeding less of them in general due to lower demand is not 'killing animals'. Just like attempts to depop the human race wouldn't involve killing, but getting people to breed less (huh..... Interesting, innit?)
>>18984636
You can actually give hens hormones so they don't lay eggs anymore and it's apparently beneficial for them health-wise. I've not looked it up to verify, just something I heard. I don't generally eat eggs from a supermarket but if someone's got backyard chickens I'll go for it.

Also all the meat substitution stuff might be pretty tacky but I'm always down for having more stuff to eat. Pretty fucking bored of vegan burgers though

[Anonymous No.18985356]

>>18985211
Can't live a cruelty-free life without breaking a few eggs

[Anonymous No.18985437]

>>18984269
When they say "plant", they don't mean flora.

[Anonymous No.18985481]

>>18984161
spot on
>>18984171
>occam's razor
fake food is fake and gay. voting is fake and gay. gun control doesn't work (fake and gay). trannies are fake and gay
>>18984213
>1. Gaslighting the entire population of the earth into thinking the way you want, or
If you control legacy media and most channels of information you can easily do this. Also with corporations being as powerful as they are, the "free market" is an illusion. In most industries the biggest company controls like 60% market share and the second biggest company controls like 35%. If you want to boycott those companies you're left with the remaining 5% and those companies usually get bullied, can't compete, or bought out.

[Anonymous No.18985828]

>>18985223
no I'm not, you are

[Anonymous No.18986388]

>>18984131
It looks uncanny

[Anonymous No.18986408]

>>18984412
Whats a feefee?

[Anonymous No.18986683]

>>18984131

[Anonymous No.18987236]

>>18985828
My post is still up, yours was deleted. ;)

[Anonymous No.18987247]

>>18984744
based fellow occam denier
what a brain dead way of discovering or substantiating anything

[Anonymous No.18987268]

>>18984161
Based and correct anon

[Anonymous No.18987517]

>>18984131

Anon, if it's not in the shape of an egg, and sold in an egg carton, just assume it's not an egg.

[Anonymous No.18987577]

>>18984171
posts like this would have worked 7 years ago not anymore bruh

[Anonymous No.18987579]

>>18984171
The world IS a terrifying and upsetting place.

[Anonymous No.18987600]

>>18984131
I will build a chicken coop.

[Yikes-Chan No.18987606]

>>18984213
>company address

[Anonymous No.18987614]

>>18984387
it looks about as much like a real egg as keffals looks like a real woman, i.e. not at all

[Anonymous No.18987649]

>>18985323
>4chan is full of contrarian autists who might be even dumber but who are still inherently resistant to propaganda.
Not at all, they simply have to present the propaganda in a countercultural, reactionary way. Like the alt-right and those who've warped it do.
>le altright don't believe propaganda
Every political movement employs propaganda with no exceptions.

1 is unpredictable and hard to control. There's a lot more luck involved in getting the spread in the internet age.

[Anonymous No.18987714]

>>18984161
good lord, emma stone really hit the wall

[Anonymous No.18987736]

>>18985323
>4chan
>inherently resistant to propaganda.
massive cope lmao, you're beyond help

[Anonymous No.18987744]

>>18987736
See, your reflex is to refuse to believe him. Check mate.

[Anonymous No.18988755]

>>18984145
Meat eater here, i shape all my meat to look like vegatables

[Anonymous No.18988767]

>>18984131
It looks like an ai generated egg lmao

[Anonymous No.18989105]

>>18987649
>Like the alt-right and those who've warped it do.
Those are failed normalfags.

[Anonymous No.18989297]

>>18988755
is it you heston?

[Anonymous No.18989473]

>>18984131
It's called synthetic beef, and yes, unfortunately, it's a thing. They're also making stuff out of bug meat, so watch out.

[Anonymous No.18989599]

>>18989297
I think the meatcarrot was sold by Arby's.

[Anonymous No.18989701]

>>18984145
Because they don't want to not eat animal products. They want to feel like they're good people. They can suppress their want, but notperfectly, then they quit when the need comes

[Anonymous No.18989770]

>>18984140
WTF

[Anonymous No.18990198]

>>18989701
>when the need comes
How often does anyone find themselves stranded on a desert island?

[Anonymous No.18990349]

>>18990198
Give it time.

[Anonymous No.18991365]

>>18984145
Vegans and vegetarians are a cult. Fake meat products are their attempt at indoctrinating outsiders.

[Anonymous No.18991950]

>>18984131
Why do you people want everybody eating bugs and fake shit?

[Anonymous No.18992071]

>>18991950
I want my chicken eating bugs, but I could do without the secondhand shit in my eggs

[Anonymous No.18993276]

>>18984145
vegans dont care about the environment or animal suffering, all they want is feeling morally "superior" to everyone else

[Anonymous No.18993590]

>>18993276
It explains why they're here

[Anonymous No.18993603]

>>18984393
Well for starters growing egg laying hens results in 50% male chicks that they kill soon after birth by literally putting them in a meat grinder

[Anonymous No.18993614]

>>18993603
Based, makes great fertilizer.

[Anonymous No.18993756]

>>18984654
>>18984811
They either feed the soil or necrophages, chuds

[Anonymous No.18993858]

>>18993756
>hey either feed the soil or necrophages
>chuds
there it is, the progressive fat brown hand typing

[Anonymous No.18993863]

>>18993858
Slowly digging a hole in which to feed your head to the earth.

[Anonymous No.18993907]

>>18984131
you really thought that looked like an egg? it looks like mustard

[Anonymous No.18994109]

>>18984269
Most margarine had animal products though. Usually in the form of dairy solids but sometimes fish oil. That didn’t really stop until 10 or 15 years ago when they started pushing seed oils as being ‘heart healthy’ for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.18994157]

>>18994109
Old bastards' hearts were giving out from traumas, vices, and generally treating their arteries like your landlord's drain pipes. Someone said aloud (probably originally to themselves): "Hey, these guys over here, they don't use bacon grease as food lube, and they live ten years longer than you chainsmoking, hard drinking, Nazi-shooting, Gook-slaughtering, prematurely ancient twats, maybe there's something to it?"

[Anonymous No.18994217]

>>18994157
>Stop eating butter, think of your heart!
>Surely this emulsified and chemically stabilized rapeseed oil won’t give you colon cancer.
Fuck me, am I ever sick of food science. They move the goalposts every decade or so, introduce tons if shit into the market without any understanding of longterm effects, and steadily move us away from simple, hand-processed, natural foods.
I do get a sensible chuckle watching vegans eat plant-based, over-processed, chemical slop though. It’s the sign of laziness and insensibility that you can’t eat a meat free diet without resorting to packaged poison.
People are fucking stupid and covid didn’t take enough of them.

[Anonymous No.18994229]

>>18994217
My point was the other stuff might have had a lot to do with it, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.18994236]

>>18994217
In a sensible time, SARS-Cov2 would have been crushed quickly. I'm hoping it's a test for both the "MUH FREEDOMS!" crowd and overreactive, hyperPC government officials, to see if the next round of Pandemic's a winner.

[Anonymous No.18994293]

>>18994229
No, I’m totally with you, it just triggered my rant.
In any situation where there is ambiguity or at least multiple contributing factors it is expeditious to single out and demonize one factor then present a universal cure-all as the solution. It’s pure hucksterism and it is so ingrained in our culture most people can’t even begin to think critically about it because they have no foundation from which to apply analysis or interpretation.
The veganism in this thread is a good example. It would probably be of great benefit for everyone that eats meat regularly to cut it out a bit. That would be ecologically and physically healthy. So the numbskulls that can’t see nuance just say MEAT BAD and mount a moral crusade against its consumption without any understanding of the consequences of factory farming of vegetables, particularly the ones desirable for chemical processing, what that does to the soil and water, and how the morality of doing something we have done for the entirety of our existence as sentient creatures has nothing to do with our biological needs.
Even in diet there’s a push to pick a side. It’s monumentally retarded. What the fuck happened to listening to your body?
Like that disgusting pig Lizzo who pushes a vegan diet that is absolutely oozing with sugar and corn starch, and emulsified oil products. How does that fool anyone?

[Anonymous No.18994312]

>>18994293
Just devil's advocate (and rarely, if-ever for anyone on 4chan) - the vegans and vegetarians I know are just against intentionally eating animals, factory farming, wearing them, etc.
I get it, but when they get a little preachy, or try to bring tangential issues into it, I remind them that the only reasons I don't eat people are their terrible diets and the risk of consecutive life sentences.

[Anonymous No.18994393]

>>18994312
I’d eat people to survive. Or like a guy that I killed defending my land or something. Other than that the risk of a degenerative neurological disorder is a pretty strong argument not to be a cannibal.
And, as you stated, the meats probs pretty yucky. Unless they’re vegans ironically…

[Anonymous No.18995660]

>>18994393
You'd on on the news for months.

[Anonymous No.18995673]

>>18995660
oh noes ze noos

[Anonymous No.18995727]

>>18993603
But vegans don’t even eat eggs from backyard hens.

[Anonymous No.18995752]

>>18994393
That's only really a risk if you consoom the CNS tissue / CSF. If you aren't literally BRAAAINS, you should be fine. I mean, in theory.

[Anonymous No.18996088]

>>18984171
In this case Occam's Razor *is* the ZOG plot for insidious veganism.

[Anonymous No.18996151]

>>18984131
>Ne'urim St 41, Pardes Hanna-Karkur, Israel

[sage No.18996181]

>>18989701
Would you say that somebody that doesn't own a slave just wants to feel like they're good?

[Anonymous No.18996199]

>>18984161
Retarded take. People who grew up non-vegan simply want to eat what they used to eat but without killing animals. It's that simple. People who grew up vegetarian (such as indians) dont start to make their food look like meat when they become vegan, because they didn't grow up with that and it's normal to be vegetarian there.

Also, historically vegans have been the most religious (extreme) people, not your libtards. Libtards and trannies are just as guilty of killing animals.
Chad brahmins used to eat no animal products except for excess, that required no killing. They only allowed lower caste to eat meat occasionally because they were barbaric savages that became violent if they didn't get their dose of animal flesh.

[Anonymous No.18996208]

>>18996199
k ranjeet

[Anonymous No.18996255]

>>18996199
And then there's the Jains... Root veggies are meat? Jain! Stop this crazy thing!

[Anonymous No.18996406]

>>18984161
Based

[Anonymous No.18997325]

OP is a bug eater from a bug eater brand.

[Anonymous No.18997987]

>>18996181
>comparing pet chickens to slaves

[Anonymous No.18998018]

>>18984145
>>18984161
here's a simpler answer;
the amount of people willing to actually buy and help sustain a business of meat replacements is low if they're just nondescript patties of plant matter. It's natural they'd go the novelty route and market them as "BEYOND BURGER" and "YO-EGG" than "Plant based meat substitute". It's just simple american capitalism, where appealing to the largest demographic for maximum gain is the game.

[Anonymous No.18998085]

>>18985128
So it's certified NOT goyslop?

[Anonymous No.18998319]

>>18998085
in the moledet, it's 100% kosherkrud.

[Anonymous No.18998564]

>>18984140
>>18984131
its from Israeli

[Anonymous No.18998810]

>>18998018
S I M U L A T E

[Anonymous No.18998846]

>>18984161
The rate at which we go through resources even for farming isn't sustainable
All the fake foods are shit right now, but if there ever comes a time where it tastes identical or even better, that's objectively a good thing because it could potentially be cheaper and more available once it's perfected.

[Anonymous No.18998866]

>>18998846
This is yet another psyop from the food (((science))) industry. Talk to the actual producers of the major players of food. Much of their actual gross output is either discarded, or straight up destroyed, through governmental force. The lastest example is milk, in Canada. Actually, eggs now for some coincidental reason. So much valuable food is discarded, every day/week/month/year, and to know just how much would blow your fucking mind out. (((Scarcity))) is a completely manufactured myth, the straight up capacity to grow and harvest biblical quantities of food exists, and has for decades and decades.

[Anonymous No.19000157]

>>18998018
What you are describing is also how oligarchs go by imposing something top-down.

[Anonymous No.19000196]

>>18984171
>The time and place I was born into is the only one in Earth's history that is not only not corrupt but actually beneficial to its population. The fact that every other government, corporation, or other organizational entity in history has actively intended to harm their pawns has no bearing on my observation of the above facts. You are a dangerous conspiracy theorist if you disagree, all the experts agree.

[Anonymous No.19000245]

>>18984131
you need nutrients in eggs that aren't in plants. Why would you eat that shit?

[Anonymous No.19000251]

>>18984171
>occam's razor
you have a vocabulary and philosophy the size of a 12 year old

[Anonymous No.19000468]

>>19000251
Not really. 12-year-olds are bigger than some adults.

[Anonymous No.19001335]

>>18984982
Fucking unhinged

[Anonymous No.19001372]

>>19000245
Like B12? I'm guessing people are eating the weird turmeric egg analogue because they don't like the idea of eating eggs. Chances are they're ok with eating shit-tonnes of nori or taking a supplement.

[Anonymous No.19001384]

>>19000251
>>19000468
I was 6'/183cm and 160lbs/73kg when I was 12. I realize that I was a large child, but as far as dictionaries and manifestos go... it seems excessive if printed in 12pt.

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Stupid thread and pointless. Herbs

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Psyop thread #738495960583624143563586

[Anonymous No.19002728]

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Thanks for the reply