/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18982813]

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

[Anonymous No.18982818]

>>18982813
If you have to ask, you're street's behind

[Anonymous No.18982823]

>>18982813
Ra-

[Anonymous No.18982853]

>>18982823
Stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch

[Anonymous No.18982875]

>>18982853
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I always loved you

[Anonymous No.18982896]

I hate that these are so good

[Anonymous No.18983028]

>>18982813
it goes original then cool original then cool ranch
you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18983033]

Ive been thinking. Is a diet where you only eat things you cum on basically perfect? Hard to overeat, you need to obviously go to the effort of jerking off each time, extra protein.

[Anonymous No.18983061]

>>18983033
only eating things you cum on and only cumming on things you eat are two very different diets

[Anonymous No.18983064]

>>18982813
>tfw you can't buy Cool Rantch Doritos in Aus
>they have fucking Asian flavours instead

[Anonymous No.18983068]

>>18982813
If you're in your 30's or older you might remember when it was COOLER ranch

[Anonymous No.18983070]

I tried the new BBQ flavor
a bit disappointing desu. just basic BBQ

[Anonymous No.18983074]

>>18983068
Surprised that hasn't caused a fake social media stunt where they reference it then sell a "Coolest Ranch". Maybe they can add an antiwhite people meme and warn it's too spicy for whities

[Anonymous No.18983079]

>>18983074
>you must be reminded of race! even when posting about doritos

man shut the fuck up and kill yourself jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18983081]

>>18983079
They should market it with just blacks since only they are cool enough for Coolest Ranch™

[Anonymous No.18983515]

the fuck is ranch

[Anonymous No.18983924]

>>18982813
Cool Original was the original.
Clue’s in the name, retard.

[Anonymous No.18984065]

>>18983074
I can't believe how dumb you are

[Anonymous No.18984092]

>>18984065
No I understand the current zeitgeist. Your anger only confirms it. Coolest Ranch is for BIPOC only

[Anonymous No.18984100]

>>18983074
meds asap as possible

[Anonymous No.18984113]

>>18982818
Lucky for me I'm streets ahead.

[Anonymous No.18984114]

>>18983068
i also remember nacho cheesier

[Anonymous No.18984314]

>>18982896

[Anonymous No.18985257]

>>18982813
here's the secret
dip these in this

[Anonymous No.18985401]

>>18983028
ngmi bro

[Anonymous No.18986479]

>>18983068
I can feel my lower sinuses tingling

[Anonymous No.18986487]

>>18984314
I'd be pissed too if I managed to snag "JAPAN" as my license plate and some dude totalled my shit with his bare hands.

[Anonymous No.18986519]

>>18982813>>18985257
Nah, the secret is these and sour cream

[Anonymous No.18986905]

>>18983515
>Cool American
Y-yeah, me...

[Anonymous No.18987879]

Surely if Cool Ranch had come first, they'd need to specify the nature of the ranch that followed; e.g. Warm Ranch. It couldn't just be Ranch. Perish the thought.
Also, by the law of entropy, things tend to get cooler over time ‒ on average. So I would guess that Ranch came first.

[Anonymous No.18987897]

>>18986519
Fun fact these are the original flavored Doritos chip

[Anonymous No.18987900]

>>18986487
>thing
>japanese thing

[Anonymous No.18988740]

>>18986519
are these any good? taste like tacos? i always imagined they tasted like plain tortilla chips - would they be good with ranch?

[Anonymous No.18988843]

>>18988740
theyre the best

[Anonymous No.18988990]

>>18988843
ill get them next time with some sour cream and a pack of hidden valley