/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18980437]

Is anyone doing the Carnivore Diet?

[Anonymous No.18980453]

grim

[Anonymous No.18980457]

No. I genuinely enjoy fruits, veggies and other plant foods and don't understand why anyone would want to go without them. Gonna make black bean burritos tonight with rice and cheese and such.

[Anonymous No.18980461]

>>18980437
Do all meat eaters look this embarrassing

[Anonymous No.18980465]

>>18980437
the repressed religious impulse in modern man manifests in strange ways

[Anonymous No.18980471]

lol @ the part where he can't even eat the "testicle pop" on camera with a straight face

[Anonymous No.18980477]

>>18980461

[Anonymous No.18980489]

>>18980477
nick mullen this is your future!
heed the warnings!

[Anonymous No.18980499]

>>18980437
>Eating testicles multiple times a day.

[Anonymous No.18980506]

>>18980499
the jordan and macayla b peterson testicle diet

[Anonymous No.18980508]

>>18980437
I know he's doing this for attention but like... Why eat two pounds of carved up ribeye with butter, and a pound of bacon (on bread?) And all that other shit all in one day? Like macros still exist

[Anonymous No.18980529]

>>18980508
With the BBBE diet, you just eat beef, butter, bacon, and eggs, and it makes you undergo extreme weight loss (like more than regular keto), and there's no portion control needed. Like, if you want to eat 16 eggs and 2 steaks, you can do that, and still be on track to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.18980548]

I like that the video of him making some pretty tasty looking grilled chicken with tzatziki sauce is tossed in the middle of the rest of his mental illness

[Anonymous No.18980557]

>>18980437
That broth, steak and eggs does look good

[Anonymous No.18980577]

>>18980437
he did NOT have to eat testicles.

[Anonymous No.18980679]

>>18980437
constipation

[Anonymous No.18980681]

>>18980489
Hey this is Nick Mullen. I've decided I want you to be my friend. How do I get in touch

[Anonymous No.18980690]

>>18980529
>no portion control needed
>have to eat 0 portions of anything other than listed foods, i.e. have to control your portions
>no portion control needed

[Anonymous No.18980703]

why does he have that same, unsettling look that mark wiens always has plastered on his face?

[Anonymous No.18980714]

>>18980437
I tried it for a while. I felt good, lost 40 pounds and my psoriasis cleared up, but something about eating nothing but meat didn't seem right. Like there had to be a catch or something. Now I just avoid processed food.

[Anonymous No.18980716]

>>18980437
More schizo than vegans and thats saying something

[Anonymous No.18980721]

>>18980681
Nick Mullen I want to be friends with you more and I used to fuck a chinese NYU girl who lived a block away from your apartment in bed-stuy

[Anonymous No.18980725]

>>18980437
this dude look like someone who would slaughter a house full of college girls

[Anonymous No.18980743]

>>18980725
Where do you think he gets the meat?

[Anonymous No.18980745]

>>18980681
nick, i desperately want to be your friend, its just if i look into my heart I know I'm not ready yet, I need to get a little more funny and cool first. How about I reach out to you again when the time is right? its gonna be great bro

[Anonymous No.18980758]

>>18980721
I know you didn't fuck her because I don't have herpes

[Anonymous No.18981014]

homo

[Anonymous No.18981040]

>>18980437
>carnivore diet
>slices of zucchini can be seen

[Anonymous No.18981063]

>>18980477

Double digits of truth.

[Anonymous No.18981071]

clearly not carnivore now resist capitalism and take back your health!

[Anonymous No.18981109]

>>18980714
Because it is missing something; science. I love my high protein, high fat diet, but a muffin is god blessed superfood. Humans took massive amount of hard to process grain, milled it down to concentrate it to its most valuable protein chains, did magic with heat and yeast, and turned it into a muffin the size of your fist and with enough bioavailable energy in it to power a human for half a day. That wizard shit is what let us as a species get off the planet. When you abandon those supercarbs completely you just end up chained to your diet; no extra energy give.

[Anonymous No.18981123]

>>18981109
>That wizard shit is what let us as a species get off the planet.
reddit

[Anonymous No.18981151]

>>18981123
projecting

[Anonymous No.18981171]

>>18981109
>Because it is missing something; science. I love my high testicle, high cum diet, but a dildo is god blessed superfood. Humans took massive amount of hard to process oil, milled it down to concentrate it to its most valuable polymers, did magic with heat and pink dye, and turned it into a dildo the size of your fist and with enough faggot energy in it to power a human for half a day. That wizard shit is what let us as a species get off the planet. When you abandon those fagshits completely you just end up chained to your bull; no extra energy give.

[Anonymous No.18981172]

Did he just eat all of that in a single day?
No wonder he looks like the fucking frankenstein's monster.
ONE MEAL A DAY, TWO AT MOST

[Anonymous No.18981182]

>>18981171
projecting

[Anonymous No.18981284]

Does he wear a sleeping mask when going outside

[Anonymous No.18981327]

>>18980457
This. I could never give up bread, rice, beer, fruit, potatoes and all of the other carb heavy foods I enjoy. Life is already hard enough without punishing myself by completely depriving myself of the foods I love instead of simply eating them in moderation.

[Anonymous No.18981330]

>>18980437
This guy has been looking rough as this goes on

[Anonymous No.18981333]

>>18980529
>If I consume 2 lbs of butter/5000 calories of protein&fat every day for the rest of my life I will never gain weight and will instead lose weight
Why are ketofags such delusional liars literally ALL of the time? Fucking cultists make Branch Davidians look sane.

[Anonymous No.18981351]

No. I find eating a balanced diet better.

[Anonymous No.18981353]

Losing weight is not always healthy and many people with more body mass are actually healither then skinny people.

[Anonymous No.18981370]

>>18981353
Neither fat people nor skinny people are doing it for their health

[Anonymous No.18981403]

>>18981353
>t. fatass

[Anonymous No.18981451]

>>18980437
By the way, that thing he's eating after the chicken is what he calls a "Testicle butter dog."

[Anonymous No.18981454]

meat is poison

[Anonymous No.18981496]

>>18980716
it's a dietary based mental illness for conservatives

[Anonymous No.18981689]

>>18980437
Carnivore diet is retarded, humans have been eating plants for a hundred thousand years.

[Anonymous No.18981694]

Boiling water is retarded, humans have been drinking unboiled water for a hundred thousand years.

[Anonymous No.18981700]

eating meat is literally racism

[Anonymous No.18981735]

>>18980529
This is what retards actually believe.
The fact of that matter is that meats and fats have a higher satiety factor so people inadvertently end up eating less overall.

[Anonymous No.18981746]

I did carnivore for the month of january.
memers said you will never fart again.
that was a fucking lie because I farted non stop and they smelled like a rotting corpse, as my gut bacteria all died.

For the month of february I'm compensating by eating a ton of fermented food. Got my kefir and sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.18981762]

>>18980437
>Still eating breads and vegetables
I eat meat with every meal but I don't try to make a half-assed mukbang out of it. This reeks of dumb poofery.

[Anonymous No.18981797]

>>18980489
>>18980681
>>18980721
>>18980745
You scared off Nick Mullen. Where can you hear thst guy these days?

[Anonymous No.18981823]

>>18980437
I'm love meat, and all for eating lots of meat, but that dudes gonna be shitting fucking concrete logs.

[Anonymous No.18981828]

>>18980437
That looks expensive

[Anonymous No.18981831]

>>18980437
Unironically my 65 year old mom, she changes her fad diet every few months and somehow she landed on this one. Boggles the mind.

[Anonymous No.18981833]

>>18981746
What was the effect on you other than farts and a maybe upset tummy? Body. Energy. Feel good or bad? Etc

[Anonymous No.18981845]

>>18981833
you will lose weight rapidly, but then again you will lose weight rapidly on ANY diet that keeps your insulin low for a long period of time. I did vegan keto one year for 30 days as a meme and it did the same thing.

Other than that, I would say mood starts to decline after a couple weeks. This could be due to the monotony of eating the same thing every day, but also because 90% of the serotonin in the body is produced by bacteria in the gut.

You really need to be eating insoluble fiber to feed your bacteria, who will turn it into all kinds of nutrients that you couldn't normally produce or absorb on your own.

[Anonymous No.18981847]

>>18981845
>insoluble fiber
Such as?

[Anonymous No.18981864]

>>18981847
>>18981847
>Such as?
for me it's steel cut oats

[Anonymous No.18981865]

>>18981833
not him but i made meat my primary source of nutrition a couple of months back and i dont feel bloated at all and feel more energy overall, i mostly eat a big piece of steak 1 or 2 eggs and some light salad with tomato, cucumber, onion, avocado sometimes with all those veg sometimes only tomato or cucumber, dressed with olive oil and balsamic. no starches at all. bad thing is i still crave them on the weekends and i end up eating stews, pizza, fries all that shit, i just dont see a point in denying myself tasty carbs at least on the weekends

[Anonymous No.18981873]

>>18981865
>light salad with tomato, cucumber, onion, avocado sometimes with all those veg sometimes only tomato or cucumber
I was talking about being on pure carnivore.

[Anonymous No.18981901]

>>18980437
I'm trying it due to health issues. I hate it so far but it's only been a few days.

[Anonymous No.18981986]

>>18980437
>carnivore diet
>giant slab of butter

Is butter fucking meat? This is not being a carnivore, I don't think the t-rex was eating butter and biscuits

[Anonymous No.18982033]

>>18981694
Bad example because it's not even remotely true.

[Anonymous No.18982041]

>>18981823
I'm confused why someone would eat so much raw meat. Raw meat isn't bad, but cooking it makes it taste so much better.

Also I'm confused why he eats so many testicles in what is suppose to be his average day. Never had one, but why would you go out of your way to eat testicles specifically?

[Anonymous No.18982047]

I did it for 11 days. My RA symptoms decreased by 80 percent, I'd say. Trying to get back on it after eating a bunch of cheesecake. Shit is hard, bros.

[Anonymous No.18982059]

>>18981284
ever hear of sunglasses?

[Anonymous No.18982061]

>>18982041
>why would you go out of your way to eat testicles specifically?
repressed latent homosexuality.

[Anonymous No.18982189]

>>18981986
It comes from an animal. Milk is also carnivore.

[Anonymous No.18982213]

>>18980477
>one guy works out and it’s almost certainly on peds or trt
>other guy is a skinny dyel
And this proves what?

[Anonymous No.18982305]

>>18980437
I did only meat for three months once to see if I could

I lost a small amount of weight and surprisingly felt totally fine during that time, whereas when I tried doing normal meme keto the carb withdrawal headache was too much for me

I stopped because I missed vegetables too much

[Anonymous No.18982347]

>>18980437
No because I'm not a retarded faggot who falls for pseudo science baby dick "masculine" trends. Eat all food groups in reasonable portions and exercise.

[Anonymous No.18982349]

>>18981700
>49
Holy fuck, he looks like he's mid 60s.

[Anonymous No.18982391]

>>18980437
>>18981700
Both of these images and the skellingtons within have convinced me of omnivore superiority

[Anonymous No.18982399]

imagine eating a steak without some mash and veges

[Anonymous No.18982456]

>>18982213
left is achievable natty. doesn't have roid shoulders at all
keep coping vegan

[Anonymous No.18982475]

>>18980437
Does carnivore imply raw uncooked meat?
I would try an all meat diet if I could afford it.

[Anonymous No.18982482]

>>18981284
He wears a domino mask since he is a superhero: CarnivoreMan.

[Anonymous No.18982490]

>>18981454
t. Prey

[Anonymous No.18982494]

>>18981496
It's a valid and evolutionary reliable diet for predators.

[Anonymous No.18982497]

>>18982061
>projection
Hunter Gatherers have the killer of the prey eat the testes.

[Anonymous No.18982499]

>>18982347
>Eat all food groups in reasonable portions
Why? Animal based foods are superior in nutrition and your body absorbs said nutriens better from animal foods.

[Anonymous No.18982500]

>>18980437
I am anon, I just love filling my belly with all kinds of meat.

[Anonymous No.18982577]

>>18982499
Oh this is an easy one. Because I'm not an autistic waste of space who cares about min maxing their nutritional density. Nearly no one should be doing this unless they're extremely poor which makes meat hard to get in the first place or they're training to compete in the olympics or some other prestigious athletic event. Everything else is autistic cope by people who either want to be special or use retard diets to restrict themselves from overeating (which never lasts).

[Anonymous No.18982584]

>>18980437
Why does he become increasingly red in his face?

[Anonymous No.18982737]

>>18982499
Because vegetables are good for you too, dipshit.
I'm not explaining any further obviously meat is great but there's a million reasons to eat vegetables and if you're too dumb to google why then there's no helping you

[Anonymous No.18982845]

>>18980437
This man has a severe eating disorder

[Anonymous No.18982855]

>>18982456

>doesn't have roid shoulders at all
>totally natural
>face looks 50 years old
>body looks 25

Kek

[Anonymous No.18982877]

>>18982737
Vegetables are not good for except when heavily cooked and processed to the point almost all nutrients are destroyed anyway. Fruit, however, want to be eaten.

[Anonymous No.18982951]

>>18980477
Left: Won't shut up about meat good haha meat lol
Right: Writes books and hosts a websites where he, every year, goes over every single scientific medical study and paper published in the US and shows the conclusions and recommendations. All book sales go to charity.

[Anonymous No.18982973]

>>18980437
>body needs different kinds vitamins, fibre, antioxidants and minerals to work well
>lol maybe I should get rid of them
No, I'm not a fucking idiot and don't have an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.18983159]

>>18982475
John, haha. Where did you find this one?!

[Anonymous No.18983181]

>>18980437
Eating is fucking simple, if you can either safely eat it raw or cook it without any processing and it tastes good, you eat it.
So ideally a "Paleo" style diet is the best a human being can get.

[Anonymous No.18983184]

>>18982041
>I'm confused why someone would eat so much raw meat.
I'm guessing it's because raw meat is harder to digest. Meaning digesting it takes more energy, you feel full for longer and you don't get as many calories out of it.

[Anonymous No.18983211]

>>18980437
Why would you let meat grease soak into your nice fucking wood cutting board? That shit isn't vegetable or seed oil, that stuff will get fucking nasty if you leave it on there. You'd either have the grease soak into it from doing this or you'd have to scrub it with soap and a dish brush until it's drier than an 86 year old nun.

[Anonymous No.18983359]

>>18981151
hes not wrong - u reek of soy

[Anonymous No.18983369]

>>18980437
Humans are omnivores, they can't exist on only meat like we can. It's just another silly meme perpetuated by retards and pseuds.

[Anonymous No.18983386]

>>18983181
>So ideally a "Paleo" style diet is the best a human being can get.
except that most paleo diets are NOT paleo.

A paleo diet was highly localized extremely diverse and consisted mostly of subsistance foods overly high in fiber and whatever a human could find to eat. it was NOT high in meat. while a group of humans coming in to an area devoid of humans for thousands of years may find lots of meat, they will (in less than 2 generations) completely wipe out any megafauna and severely deplete the medium sized fauna (deer, elk, etc). after that they will subsist on small games like birds, rabbits, and anything they can trap.

the key thing is that there are almost zero foods in your local grocery store that are "paleo" everything in your store has been genetically modified over thousands of years and is no resemblance to foods available to paleolithic peoples.

all of what I said is supported by the fossil records and research recently done precisely on this subject.

cave men did not just eat meat and lots of it.

[Anonymous No.18983389]

>>18980437
Unless you're eating raw meat, you won't be getting much vitamin C on this diet.

[Anonymous No.18983391]

>>18982497
no they got the heart or the liver.

[Anonymous No.18983406]

>>18980437
I got neurotic when just doing low carb. No way.

[Anonymous No.18983539]

>>18983389
this isn't true. there's so much vitamin C in red meats that even after cooking there's enough, especially when eating that much

[Anonymous No.18983589]

>>18980437
>Not just eating a normal, balanced diet
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.18983813]

>>18982877
>I only know what macros are and I have no idea what micronutrients or what combinations of micronutrients do

[Anonymous No.18983955]

>>18983184
Its actually the opposite. Raw meat digests more quickly

[Anonymous No.18983969]

Great way to get gout

[Anonymous No.18983975]

>>18980477
>you have to choose between a carnivore diet or vegan diet
>there is no in-between
why are carnivores like this

[Anonymous No.18984038]

>>18980437
Think! How likely is it that our ancestral ancestors only, exclusively, ate meat? With an abundance of fruit (where a very high percentage is edible) and vegetables that are very low effort to get? How likely is that?

[Anonymous No.18984050]

>>18984038
Our ancestral ancestors did a lot of things that, in hindsight, probably were not conductive to living long and healthy lives.

[Anonymous No.18984245]

>>18980477
Do you carnivores (and vegan) niggas realize the vast majority of people are omnivore, making this comparisons are fucking retarded and useless.

[Anonymous No.18984627]

>>18980437
what a dweeb

[Anonymous No.18984632]

>>18980437
>that hairline

[Anonymous No.18984639]

>>18984038
Very often, especially in europe where my ancestors are from and not niggerland like yours.

[Anonymous No.18984792]

>>18984632
what is wrong with his hairline?

[Anonymous No.18984804]

>>18984792
>he doesn't know
God, this place just keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.18984827]

>>18980437
I can understand its benefits. It's just not my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.18984830]

Why do people get suckered into meme diets. Is it because of autism linked to vaccines

[Anonymous No.18984854]

>>18984792
High levels of testosterone is one of the causes of hair loss. Drink less cola and eat less hormone laced beef.

[Anonymous No.18984874]

>>18980703
In Mark's case, chronic diarrhea.
In OP's case, chronic constipation.

[Anonymous No.18984913]

these 'food is just fuel' bugpeople are the worst, also given their crank diets are meant to be health-giving, they never look well kek

[Anonymous No.18986264]

>>18984050
conducive

[Anonymous No.18986425]

>>18981284
its called a spray tan

[Anonymous No.18986463]

>>18981284

He might have eczema around his eyes. Skin or autoimmune issues are common in people who bounce around between meme diets

[Anonymous No.18986466]

>>18980437
No, Lent started today.

[Anonymous No.18986481]

>>18982189
>All mammals are carnivores

[Anonymous No.18986502]

>>18986481
I've seen a mule eating a dead cat, so I believe it.

[Anonymous No.18986527]

>>18986481
I don't know what you're trying to say. But as far as the carnivore diet, you can eat anything that comes from an animal. Milk comes from an animal. Butter comes from milk. You might want to read the comment that I replied to.

[Anonymous No.18986574]

>>18982951
In other words,
>Left: results
>Right: credentialism

[Anonymous No.18987102]

>>18986574
Whatever makes you feel more comfortable with your Eating disorder

[Anonymous No.18987148]

>>18980548
That was my first thought, like dude you're allowing yourself roasted zucchini and bread, you can eat a normal meal with extra protein instead of contracting salmonella in the most psychotic way possible

[Anonymous No.18987173]

>>18983391
Testes are eaten

[Anonymous No.18987178]

>>18982577
>a-autist!
>p-poorfag!
>y-you're right but muh feels
Done btw.

[Anonymous No.18987183]

>>18983813
ALL nutrients can be find in an animal based diet and are more bioavailable there too.

[Anonymous No.18987188]

>>18984245
It's political to them. It's not about the diet; it's about picking a side and blindly supporting your side no matter what.

[Anonymous No.18987332]

>>18987183
Enjoy scurvy in 2023

[Anonymous No.18987335]

>>18987332
>t. doesnt understand nutrition
your body needs more vitamin C to process carbs than it does fats / protein. beef has enough vitamin C for your body to function as long as youre in ketosis and not eating a substantial amount of carbs.

>t. did carnivore for a year with no negative health effecrs

[Anonymous No.18987338]

>>18987335
>more
I see you dont understand how quantity works

[Anonymous No.18987340]

>>18987335
>did carnivore for a year with no negative health effecrs
Wow I guess a short term personal anecdote of a guy with an eating disorder who can't spell "effects" because of keto brain settles the issue

[Anonymous No.18987349]

>>18987338
More compared to fat. For example, your body requires twice as much Thiamin to process carbs into energy than it does fat.

>>18987340
>wow you made a typo here haha sorry pal your argument is void
Why are you so deranged? Does it really tear you up inside that some random anon out there had good experiences on carnivore? You could try it yourself too and report back on your experiences.

[Anonymous No.18987357]

>>18987349
I could, but I dont have an eating disorder. And eating only meat is disordered eating, as proven by the fact that you no longer eat that way

[Anonymous No.18987359]

>>18987349
>More compared to fat. For example, your body requires twice as much Thiamin to process carbs into energy than it does fat.
Missed the point entirely

[Anonymous No.18987364]

>>18987357
I stopped eating that way because its inconvenient. You have to prepare yourself one or two home cooked meals a day (each of which take 20-40 minutes) and require cleanup. Its not healthier than carnivore but its hard to beat 1200 kcal subs from my local supermarket for $10.

[Anonymous No.18987367]

>>18987364
>because its inconvenient
Yes, thats what disorder is

[Anonymous No.18987369]

>>18987367
im sure all college students with $50 in their bank accounts have a disorder because they have to cook every day instead of getting takeout.

[Anonymous No.18987371]

>>18987369
This makes absolutely no sense but whatever makes you feel better man

[Anonymous No.18987375]

>>18980437
eating nothing is carnivore cuz during a prolonged fast you are undergoing self-eating or autophagy so technically yes we carnivores when doing a fast even if you are vegan or carnivore when not fasting

[Anonymous No.18987530]

>>18980437
Why would you eat meat raw? It's a waste of money to not cook meat.

[Anonymous No.18987698]

>>18987371
It doesn't matter either way. Animal based diet =/= carnivore. I eat fruit and honey.

[Anonymous No.18987894]

>>18980437
Why the hell would I ever give up my delicious fruits and veggies? There’s a reason gorillas and other primates are omnivores, anon, and it’s because they’re fucking awesome. Why don’t you want to be awesome? If you want to have a more primal lifestyle you’d might as well eat your meats and your greens. We didn’t JUST kill mammoths to eat, you know. Foraging lead to us finding out how to farm, and it also lead us to realize how tasty our fruits are.