/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18970814]

What are some strange cultural differences you have observed first hand, surrounding food and cooking?

For me it was something very similar to pic related.

>get invited back to Dutch friends house after a night out partying, all take outs are closed.

>friend starts making himself dinner and snacks

>abruptly refuses when I ask for a couple slices of bread and butter to toast up, advising that Dutch People don't share food as a tradition.

[Anonymous No.18970822]

>>18970814
you have a shit (Dutch) friend anon

https://youtu.be/zcUs5X9glCc

[Anonymous No.18970823]

ONCE I WAS A KID I WENT TO A DUTCH PERSON'S HOUSE AND APRUPTLY, WHILE WE WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, HE WENT INTO HIS MOTHER'S BEDROOM AND STARTED FUCKING HER.
NATURALLY I DROPPED TROU AS WELL AND STARTED JERKING MY DICK TO GET AROUSED, BUT THEN HE TOLD ME - INWHILST A TITTY WAS IN HIS MOUTH - THAT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO SHAG HIS MOM.
THIS IS NORMAL IN NETHERLANDS

[Anonymous No.18970828]

If the hamerican just sent us a TIKKIE he could've had his decadent 2nd slice of bread.

[Anonymous No.18970835]

>>18970822
westacucks really love making these cowardly safe faux edgy jokes where it's always just another european nation that's the butt of the joke

[Anonymous No.18970882]

>>18970823
kek

[Anonymous No.18970902]

>>18970823
> I WASN'T ALLOWED TO SHAG HIS MOM
am from senegal, nobody has ever said this to me while in the netherlands

[Anonymous No.18970907]

Only Americans and maybe Canadians eat peanut butter. I've let people try it and they don't like it but they love peanuts. And they love jam on toast. I have seen peanut butter sand sandwiches, I guess it's a whipped cream version of peanut butter, kids like that.

Also people have a really skewed vision of diet. Food around the world is full of salt, sugar, oil, fats, fried dishes, spices, it's not inherently healthier. It's about balance and proportions.

Lastly people around the world think all Amerixand eat the same thing. I always have to explain it's a huge country with regional dishes and people cook from their culture or cook whatever they want, there isn't a typical American diet, we don't eat hamburgers everyday, rarely do people even make pancakes and bacon for breakfast like tv and movies. I had a burger once a year on fourth of July lol. We never ate fast food or fried foods or anything spicy.

[Anonymous No.18970980]

>>18970814
This never happened.

I dont get where the whole Dutch people are greedy meme came from, especially lately.

[Anonymous No.18970982]

>>18970980
>This never happened
no shit nigger

[Anonymous No.18970991]

>>18970980
it's because of that app they use. I have a buddy in Amsterday who said the meme is real, people are really petty about shit

[Anonymous No.18970992]

>>18970907
liberians eat peanut butter. in fact they make it themselves and sell it on the street in little plastic bags.

[Anonymous No.18970997]

>>18970992
americans and liberians huh? ain't that something

[Anonymous No.18971002]

>>18970907
I'm Slovenian and I eat peanut butter.

pic related, it's peanut butter of a generic Slovenian chain store brand

[Anonymous No.18971129]

>>18970814
100% fake and made up story fuck off

[Anonymous No.18971142]

>>18970980
>I dont get where the whole Dutch people are greedy meme came from, especially lately.
Have you ever lived anywhere with a large dutch community? They're the cheapest people you'll ever meet.

[Anonymous No.18971159]

>>18971002
i would love to live in slovenia

[Anonymous No.18971178]

>>18971002
How do you like to eat it?

[Anonymous No.18971194]

>>18970980

They are cheap cunts.

I'm french but my wife is dutch so I have to frequent them more often that i'd want. From memory i can remember.

A Friend of my wife making us pays the coffee she made for us.
M'y wife family arguing if it was a good idea to pay for her grand father hearing device or if it was a waste of money.

The grandfather writing at the back of his paintings which son would get it after his death to avoir money trouble.

[Anonymous No.18971217]

>>18971002
LOOKS LIKE SOME GOOD NUT BUTTER
LOVE FROM USA

[Anonymous No.18971274]

It mainly concerns silverware. What is a fork used for and not used for. Just mildly annoying when someone is telling you you're eating something the wrong way when food is in your mouth.
Otherwise just your basic lack of certain foods in areas you weren't expecting.

[Anonymous No.18971304]

>>18970980
I am Dutch and was very cheap. Always buy in sales, split the bill, not very welcoming with food. It was hard breaking a habit, but going from poor student to a good job helped a lot. Now I don't let my friends and family pay for anything when they come to visit, even when they still do though.

When someone comes to visit you go 'samen even naar de supermarkt' and split the bill for crisps, cookies, soda etc. When going to the movies, everybody pays for their own, same with a restaurant. NEVER try to pay for someone else, because they'll miseuse the situation and order the most expensive thing. They'll use the mentality of 'somebody else is paying so why not go for something I don't wanna pay for normally'. Very common here.

[Anonymous No.18971331]

>>18970907
>Only Americans and maybe Canadians eat peanut butter
utter bollocks m8

[Anonymous No.18971333]

KWAB

[Anonymous No.18971351]

>>18971178
recently, I've started to eat PBJ sammies and they sure beat Nutella

[Anonymous No.18971352]

[Anonymous No.18971353]

>>18971304
unrelated question: do the dutch generally have sloping foreheads?

[Anonymous No.18971375]

>>18971353
No not really, more straight forehead. We do have pretty big noses and are tall.

[Anonymous No.18971379]

>>18971375
perhaps there is some hidden space then where the prefrontal cortex was?

[Anonymous No.18971381]

Very real situations involving real people that exist

[Anonymous No.18971385]

>>18971352
Lol, exactly >>18971304.

Translation: Do you want to pay me 5,95 euro for Bottle from the housewarming?

The other guy who has to pay then says: but you got the bottle as a gift, but nevermind I'll pay.

Then the other guy says: Yeah, but I could've kept it for myself and now used it for you.

[Anonymous No.18971390]

>>18970992
>>18971002
This makes me happy
I love peanut butter and can't find anyone abroad who likes it, it's in the store here in Italy but who is eating it besides me? In Asia no one would eat it lol

I will try your Slovenian peanut butter fren

[Anonymous No.18971391]

>>18971381
Belgium is the fake one, that country doesn't exist. Tried multiple times to drive to the border, but always end up in France.

[Anonymous No.18971393]

Kill dutch. Behead dutch. Roundhouse kick a dutchman into the concrete. Slam dunk a dutch baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy dutch. Defecate in a dutch food. Launch dutch into the sun. Stir fry dutch in a wok. Toss dutch into active volcanoes. Urinate into a dutch bicycle. Judo throw dutch into a wood chipper. Twist dutch heads off. Report dutch to the IRS. Karate chop dutch in half. Curb stomp pregnant amsterdam dutch. Trap dutch in quicksand. Crush dutch in the trash compactor. Liquefy dutch in a vat of acid. Eat dutch. Dissect dutch. Exterminate dutch in the gas chamber. Stomp dutch skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate dutch in the oven. Lobotomize dutch. Mandatory abortions for dutch. Grind dutch fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown dutch in fried chicken grease. Vaporize dutch with a ray gun. Kick old dutch down the stairs. Feed dutch to alligators. Slice dutch with a katana.

[Anonymous No.18971403]

This girl I had a crush on in high school had a Dutch stepfather who cockblocked me and was a huge cunt. I was over at their house for breakfast one morning and accidentally poured too much of their maple syrup. Never got invited over again.

[Anonymous No.18971432]

"THE DUTCH could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be DUTCHMEN anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE THE DUTCH" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the €5 pilsner circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of dutchmen after dark. "With a car, you can kill cyclists wherever you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.18971433]

>>18971194
>A Friend of my wife making us pays the coffee she made for us.
How much was it?

[Anonymous No.18971434]

>>18971385
That's really bizarre....so the Dutch are a very transactional people who will share with you if you pay right down to the penny?

[Anonymous No.18971443]

[Anonymous No.18971451]

>>18971434
Yes, see:
>>18971443
Translation: 0,25 euro for Mayonaisse on your fries.

[Anonymous No.18971458]

>dutch "language"

[Anonymous No.18971478]

>>18971458
based scat and midget fetishist

[Anonymous No.18971501]

>>18971352
>>18971385
Holy shit lol
>Yeah a gift, but like, not a "free" gift.
Keep your culture, euros, I'll stick with the school shootings

[Anonymous No.18971536]

>>18970907
its quite common even here in brazil
the sweet type is seen as a kiddie thing and the sugar free one is taken as a fit food, common in diets
also we call it peanut paste

[Anonymous No.18971545]

>>18971390
>In Asia no one would eat it lol
nigga you dont know about thai food???

[Anonymous No.18971551]

>>18970835
Cause Europeans are fucking fags

[Anonymous No.18971564]

>>18970907
What peanut butter did you give them? Most brands like Skippy are terrible.

[Anonymous No.18971572]

They even have a unique kitchen utensil.

[Anonymous No.18971583]

>>18971572
That goes inside your urethra.

[Anonymous No.18971604]

>>18971536
>the sweet type
nigga what

[Anonymous No.18971676]

>Dutch "People"

[Anonymous No.18971679]

Immigrants don't seem to understand the concept of packing a lunch for work. On top of my head I remember 7 different immigrants, from different countries, just bringing raw ingredients and try to make a meal with a microwave or toaster oven; or big containers of carbs and they only eat one portion of it. Like they'll bring a 5 cups Tupperware of rice, warm the whole thing and eat a normal amount.

[Anonymous No.18971700]

>>18971679
Where do you work? I've never seen anything like that. In my experience immigrants eat much better lunches than my fellow Americans, and bring lunches from home at a much higher rate.

[Anonymous No.18971729]

>>18970814
Everyone knows the Dutch are subhuman, I mean even Austin Powers mocked the Dutch.

[Anonymous No.18971735]

Daily reminder that nords are assholes

[Anonymous No.18971736]

>>18971458
I wish I had someone to neuk in the keuk
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.18971746]

>She told me the following: she invited her friend from an eastern country together with her Dutch boyfriend to stay in that hotel for free for 2 weeks.
>She showed them around, they lived there with no costs, didn’t have to pay for the food, anything, since it was an invitation.
>Then, when they were about to travel back to their homes, my colleague travelled along with them in their car for a while.
>Arriving home, she got a message from the Dutch boyfriend of her friend, telling her that she owes him €12,50 for the gas.

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the Dutch! Stinginess like this is some of the most disgusting things you can do, total subhuman.

[Anonymous No.18971749]

In Sweden, if you're at a friend's house when their parents serve dinner, you wait by yourself while they eat.
They're not being cheap, it's just considered rude to spoil their dinner with their parents.
Like, imagine if you're cooking dinner and then someone stops by your front yard and gives your kid a burger. Wouldn't you be annoyed?

[Anonymous No.18971758]

>tfw no dutch gf to blindfold and feed ontbijtkoek playfully while giggling and then she rips the blindfold off and playwrestles you to the ground
thanks for the feels

[Anonymous No.18971759]

>>18971735
Those are all traditionally protestant areas.
Protestants are just greedy kikes.

[Anonymous No.18971762]

>>18971700
I work in a Canadian office. I agree that generally their food is more healthy but it takes them a while to actually bring something proper. It's like they expect lunch to be some kind of familial gathering with access to a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.18971774]

>>18971304
N

[Anonymous No.18971778]

>>18970907
Americans have regional Kraft Mac&Cheese?

[Anonymous No.18971779]

>>18971758
>ontbijtkoek
if this is the dutch word for poison then yes

[Anonymous No.18971781]

>>18970835
Countries with history make fun of, or in case of the third world hate, nearby countries because these were/are their rivals.

[Anonymous No.18971782]

>>18971749
>Like, imagine if you're cooking dinner and then someone stops by your front yard and gives your kid a burger. Wouldn't you be annoyed?
wut ? how is that even close

[Anonymous No.18971788]

>>18971759
Look fucker, the harvest wasn't so great, okay? We don't have potatoes for every greedy cunt.

[Anonymous No.18971793]

>>18971379
or perhaps much more likely, phrenology is completely bullshit.

it's just facial genetics, if you have a larger protruding face then your brow is going to look more sloped than someone with a flatter face.

this is why woman usually don't have sloping foreheads, its because they have less protruding faces than men.

[Anonymous No.18971799]

>>18971749
That's not a good comparative Swedebro

[Anonymous No.18971803]

>>18971304
>When someone comes to visit you go 'samen even naar de supermarkt' and split the bill for crisps, cookies, soda etc.
As opposed to what?

[Anonymous No.18971806]

>>18971749
So if your Swedish child is at a friend's house for the evening, do you just wait until like 2 or 3 hours later than normal to have dinner?

[Anonymous No.18971812]

>>18971735
> island landmass west of France
Euroids, explain

[Anonymous No.18971816]

>>18971432
military grade kek

[Anonymous No.18971819]

>>18971812
that would be lyonesse

[Anonymous No.18971836]

>>18970814
Jewish families only using disposable cutlery. They all used paper plates and plastic cups and rarely ate together as a family. I helped my mom's friend pack for a move and she had
enough disposable shit to feed an army on. One time at a friend's house I wanted a drink of water and couldn't find the solo cups so I grabbed a glass. I had to rinse the dust off. I washed when I was done and put it on the drying rack. My friend's dad sees it and does a 10 minute Seinfeld bit about who needs a glass? You washed the glass? What are you doing that for we have paper cups just get a drink and throw it away.

[Anonymous No.18971842]

>>18971735
Nords in general have fixed dinner times, it's just weird foreigners that assume they will be invited to the family table. Go home and eat with your own family you fucking weirdo.
With that said, nords also ingest copious amounts of coffee and baked goods/cookies several times per day (""fika""), which actually is mandatory to offer your guests. It's considered rude to decline filling your fat mouth with fifteen cinnamon buns if offered.

[Anonymous No.18971844]

>>18971836
I've literally never even heard of or seen this before.
that was just your weird ass friends family and had nothing to do with them being jewish.

t. jew

[Anonymous No.18971847]

For pity's sake, Dutchbros, I know there aren't many of you on /ck/ for obvious reasons, but please, come in here and deny this.

I am so disgusted by the stories I'm reading here and nobody's saying they're from the Netherlands and this is fake. There's one guy who says the stories are fake but not where he's from and how they're fake. I don't want to burden myself with such disdain for fellow Europeans, but I can't help it, this type of behavior is instinctually revolting to me.

I need someone to post proof they're Dutch and say this type of thing
>>18971443
>>18971352
>>18971746

is not something people in the Netherlands would do

[Anonymous No.18971850]

>>18971749
If it's a planned sleep over or something, of course you'll be invited to the table, but if you just happen to hang around all evening, don't assume you'll get offered a porkchop or whatever. I'd say dinnertime is the unspoken signal to GTFO and go home and eat.

[Anonymous No.18971855]

>>18971836
Can confirm, my jewish friend explained that it's because his family didn't want to bother with washing dishes. that's how allergic to actual physical labor they are.

I will say though that even though all of this dutch/scandi behavior would stereotypically be called "jewy", I've never had a jewish acquaintance try to nickel and dime me for trivial shit down to the cent. And of course jews love to eat so when they have you over they will always have something for you even if it's takeout

[Anonymous No.18971856]

>>18971842
>these are the people posting "do americans really"
keep your depressing shitholes the exact way that it is though please, I like Danish films

[Anonymous No.18971857]

>>18971850
even though both are assholes, not offering food to a child who overstayed their welcome to your home, makes you the bigger asshole.
but yes the child was being an asshole too, if that makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.18971862]

>>18971836
I thought jews were supposed to be penny-pinchers. Why would they waste money on disposable shit? I would have thought they would be like my parents and reuse those shitty plastic stadium cups for decades until I finally bought them some proper drinking glasses.

[Anonymous No.18971865]

>>18971847
your anxiety over this subject is giving me a good lel

[Anonymous No.18971870]

>>18971862
>I would have thought they would be like my parents and reuse those shitty plastic stadium cups for decades
holy shit mine too, my dad still insists on drinking out of his nasty "favorite souvenir cup" when we have glasses now

[Anonymous No.18971872]

>>18971433
I had to give her three orgasms.

[Anonymous No.18971873]

>>18971844
I don't know that was just couple of many instances
>>18971862
Yeah they're actually pretty generous. My friend like to say Jews aren't cheap, we'll buy anything we don't need if it's on sale

[Anonymous No.18971876]

>>18971862
what if it's the sabbat and you can't wash
also jews aren't cheap, they're willing to pay billions to shove pornography, faggotry and niggerlovin down the goyim's throats

[Anonymous No.18971878]

>>18971604
Stuff like Skippy is extremely sweet.

[Anonymous No.18971884]

>>18971855
huh, my entire family on both sides is jewish and i've been to many other jewish families houses and i've never seen this.
I've never even heard about it being a stereotype before.

If it is a thing a wonder where it came from, because from my experience it's usually the opposite kind of thing, especially with older jews, they hate to waste stuff, my grandparents would have a conniption if they saw people doing that.

[Anonymous No.18971888]

>>18971857
I LITERALLY don't see the problem here.
>other family is going to have dinner
>go home which is the next stairway/house to the left, dinner is either ready or almost ready (not having to eat weird food from another family to boot)
>oftentimes even return after eating and keep playing on the fat misfits game system you don't have at home until you're forcibly thrown out by his parents at 11PM
aaah, memories

[Anonymous No.18971896]

>>18971844
Google it. Israel disposable tableware.

[Anonymous No.18971898]

>>18971735
Whoever made the UK did it completely wrong
In England you are very likely to get food even if it's just a bag of cheapo crisps
The Scots are proper stingy with their scran
Ireland should be dark blue imo

[Anonymous No.18971900]

>>18970814
A certain kind of bong absolutely cannot into family style meals from Indian or Chinese places. They want their thing that they have every time and they will start the meal by dumping the entire platter on their overflowing plate.
https://youtu.be/Xaq4nN2QwEI?t=28

[Anonymous No.18971903]

>>18971888
>go home which is the next stairway/house to the left
why would you assume this is always the case, what a bizarre rationalization for shitty cultural behavior

[Anonymous No.18971904]

>>18971812
The Dutch built it in international waters. They call it Grootgroeningen.

[Anonymous No.18971907]

>>18971888
yeah, i went over to the next door kid a lot too, and so did he, both my mom and his would ask when it's dinner time "are you staying here for dinner or going back home" or talk to the other's parents. kids weren't expected to automatically understand etiquette like that. that's the problem.
and the fact that you don't understand this is part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.18971908]

>>18971812
see this
>>18971904
Google Global Dutchification

[Anonymous No.18971910]

>>18971896
oh, it's a haredi jewish thing
yeah they're the ultra-orthodox jews, I've never met any of them before.

[Anonymous No.18971912]

>>18971304
Yooo, this is wild. You split snack funds when having a guest over? What made you guys like this..? Thats bananas. I mean, cool if it works for that culture, just seems so cold.

[Anonymous No.18971916]

>>18970907
n'wah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_soup

[Anonymous No.18971917]

>>18971912
They've always been like that. Even today they keep reminding the Germans to compensate them for bikes borrowed during the 1940s.

[Anonymous No.18971929]

>>18971803
as opposed to the host treating everyone
if you ask your guests to pay for their food and drink, do your guests also ask you to chip in for their gas or public transport costs?
do you also charge them a fraction of your rent money for the fact they sat at your table and scuffed your floors?

[Anonymous No.18971933]

>>18970814
>When I asked for a top piece of bread they called me a pig
I'm not dutch but I don't think americans realize how funny this part is because they are so used to plastic and flavorless sandwich bread that most normal people wouldn't even consider bread. it's nothing like sourdough bread that you get in holland or germany or any other civilized country. that stuff actually has flavor so a sandwich makes absolutely no sense unless you just need to get fat

[Anonymous No.18971952]

>>18971933
the texture is completely different too. you can't squash proper bread like you would squash an american sandwich. european bread is like 5x more heavy

[Anonymous No.18971958]

>>18970907
Peanut butter is Indonesian. It was brought to New Amsterdam (today's New York) and the rest of the Dutch colonies. They eat it by the bucket

[Anonymous No.18971961]

>>18971933
this type of passive aggressive silently seething faggot shit is just as bad as gooks getting offended that white people don't know their obtuse social hierarchy rules
>wtf that child asked me for the top slice of bread? what a fucking amerigoblin
>wtf this foreigner is a whole year younger than me but he poured my soju with one hand? what a fucking subhuman
just fucking tell people why asking for a second slice of thick dark bread is bad and don't shame the child on the internet you weird evil freaks

[Anonymous No.18971965]

>>18971958
no way, peanut butter was invented by neil degrasse tyson

[Anonymous No.18971992]

>>18971916
in bolivia at least you never use peanut butter for that, you grind peanuts up with water to make a paste

[Anonymous No.18972010]

>>18971903
because that IS the basis for this cultural behaviour. Are you dense or something?

[Anonymous No.18972018]

>>18971961
I'm not saying that the dutch cunt was in the right assuming the story is true (it's not) it's just funny because americans really don't know what non plastic bread is so they sandwich everything because they are the most basic people in the world when it comes to food

[Anonymous No.18972021]

>>18972010
>>18971903
not to defend this shitty behavior, but i'm >>18971907
i'm from bulgaria and up until the early aughts, when i got into highschool, 100% of my friends lived within an under 5 minute walk from me. it's not so crazy to assume that, as far as i'm concerned. the crazy part is having no backup plan for kids overstaying their welcome and just refusing to feed them.

[Anonymous No.18972085]

>>18972018
>*eats rotten fish jello*

[Anonymous No.18972106]

>>18971432
>"With a car, you can kill cyclists wherever you want"

[Anonymous No.18972273]

>>18971847
Dude i swear the only people that arent like this are the moroccans. I once went to rotterdam for an internship and every fucking dutch person seemed to be on the spectrum. The 0.25 cents may be a meme but i can fully believe the housewarming thing. Like, only when i let some arab dudes at a club did i finally feel like the world wasnt going completely bonkers.

[Anonymous No.18972279]

>>18970814
>Japs
Will offer you food
>Okinawans
Will offer you food and give some for you to bring home. They will also bring food/snacks when they visit you
>Brazilians
Will offer you food and will get offended if you don't eat
>Italians
Will almost shove food in your mouth
>Ashkenazi Jews
The ones I knew weren't stereotypical. They regularly offered food to me but weren't offended if I refused
>>18971749
Sure thing Hans. Just admit nords are cheapskates

[Anonymous No.18972281]

>>18971735
>get an invite to spend time at my house
>demand food as well
Why are thirdies such leeches?

[Anonymous No.18972299]

>>18970814
Not a big fan of the dutch, they really are cheap, cold and rude. Their food is also not good at all, embarrassing for them really.

[Anonymous No.18972300]

I see the autist that was denied a visa to Canada has finally let it go, only to get denied a visa to Holland and start the cycle anew.

[Anonymous No.18972354]

>>18971432
Based remix.
Only thing missing:
>...even as the €5 pilsner circulated through his powerful...
Should read:
...even as the €5 pilsner he bought from his friend at her dinner party circulated through his powerful...

[Anonymous No.18972361]

I’ve lived all my life in the States but was born in Holland and visit relatives over there pretty regularly. There are a lot of rules to being a guest there, with food it is very rude to ask for any and if they offer you some you shouldn’t really ask for more unless prompted.
I don’t know about the payment thing the other anons are talking about since I only visit family over there and they have not done that.

[Anonymous No.18972387]

>>18971900
the video made me angry the comments made me angrier

[Anonymous No.18972523]

>>18970814
I once went in vacations to a resort
They had a buffet open three times a day
All the food was free
There was a Chinese man there with his family and he would grab these literal mountains of meat and carry them back to his table which was odd since you could grab as much food as many times as you wanted without paying extra and there was so much food I never saw them run out of anything
Guess he just liked having a mountain of food in his table

[Anonymous No.18972581]

>>18970980
"going Dutch" means to split the bill and has since 17th century.

[Anonymous No.18972600]

>>18971749
The context you forgot to mention is that both parties expect you to return to eat a meal with your own family.
You guys view eating your family meal very importantly, so it's impolite to feed another family's child your meal unless it's cleared with their parents first.

[Anonymous No.18972655]

>>18972354
Fucking LOST IT at this, kek

[Anonymous No.18972658]

>>18970980
The truth. Dont let them tell you it was the war. Full dutch girlfriend [usa] had the worst family ever for a teen guy. No acceptance, interrogation, byofood (really).
Hill and swamp folk in general, but its like they heard what Germans are like and leapt to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.18972662]

>>18971793
>phrenology is completely bullshit
No it isn't lmao

[Anonymous No.18972681]

>>18971735
>usually yes
What it actually means is that whenever someone stops by home, you're probably getting a tea or something at most. But if you're invited, you're 100% getting food.

The almost always ones basically consider it rude to not give you food. But they also consider it rude to come up with empty hands.

[Anonymous No.18972690]

Some of the more "devout" protestant sects can be as has been described in the thread. They will neither accept anything given freely, not ever give anything to anyone outside the immediate family for free. Has something to do with being "beholden" to others.

[Anonymous No.18972701]

>>18971390
>In Asia no one would eat it lol
Its popular in asia as a base for many dishes

[Anonymous No.18972702]

>>18971501
I don't think Euros realize how expensive it can be to shoot all those people for free

[Anonymous No.18972724]

I can only imagine Nordic food sharing etiquette comes from a history of environmental conditions necessitating the planned budgeting of food usage and storage, where unplanned expenditures can lead to serious complications.
It's either that or you're all assholes that assume everyone will take a mile when offered an inch because you'd do the same.
Although I guess you could also be a collection of socially averse introverts that consider the vagueness of hospitality too annoying to deal with so you've settled on a default of individual accountability. Wouldn't be surprised if your daylight hours being so variable played a big part.

[Anonymous No.18972763]

>>18970823
thats true i was in his mom's netherlands

[Anonymous No.18972858]

>>18970823
i hate the dutch now

[Anonymous No.18972887]

>>18972702
>Dutch shooters hit up the parents for the cost of ammo

[Anonymous No.18972892]

>>18971735
UK bong here. What kind of 'guest'? If my friend comes over and is hungry I'll make some food for us both. I wouldn't offer food to the plumber fixing my pipes or my cleaner, who does that?

[Anonymous No.18972910]

>>18971129
Dutch hands typed this lmao

[Anonymous No.18972931]

>>18972910
What do Dutch hands even look like? Do they wear little wooden gloves?

[Anonymous No.18972952]

>>18972523
The chinese are a strange and insane species. It's hard to understand them.

[Anonymous No.18972954]

>>18972931
extremely pale but with red eczema spots from all the gleeful merchant handrubbing

[Anonymous No.18972967]

>>18970907
Black's invented peanuts

[Anonymous No.18973010]

>>18970814
I had a Vietnamese roommate in college. I have all sorts of horror stories from that experience, but basically it seems like basic kitchen/food hygiene doesn’t exist in Vietnamese or immigrant communities. This guy would leave out perishable food like dairy and meat for an entire day and then I’d find it put back in the fridge. He’d cook a big pot of some sort of fish stew and just leave it on the counter and eat from it the next day. He also apparently didn’t know how a dishwasher works, I’d often find bowls sitting right side up on the top rack and they’d be filled with water if he ran the dishwasher before I could correct it. The dude also chewed with his mouth open, it was disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18973027]

>>18973010
I do some of that, I mean usually when I cook meat I add salt so I figured it would be good if left out for at least 30-40 hours

[Anonymous No.18973032]

>>18972892
Tea/coffee, potential biscuit, is obligatory though.

[Anonymous No.18973070]

>>18973010
>The dude also chewed with his mouth open, it was disgusting
all Asians do this shit

[Anonymous No.18973101]

>the world is full of rich culture that you should respect
>every time I try to learn I just find subhumans

[Anonymous No.18973117]

>all these northern european sociopaths doing backflips to justify treating their house guests worse than a street dog

[Anonymous No.18973130]

>>18973010
seems like he was just a mama's boy that never had to rely on himself.

[Anonymous No.18973195]

>>18972681
I got the worst of both worlds. I'll always ask if anyone wants a coffee/tea/beer, if they're hungry, if they're sticking around for the next big meal. I made eggs benedict and cappuccinos for the cable guy when I first moved in. I also always show up with alcohol, food, or at least caffeine. I don't really expect any of this in return - if people come over, I have food and drink ready for them. If I'm hungry at someone else's place, I offer to order in or take them out.

[Anonymous No.18973220]

Im Dutch AMA

A lot of these stories are complete bs. The "tikkie" screenshots are obviously created as a joke and straight from Twitter. Some of these are sent by the guy sending the money request. Why would they screenshot the convo and put it on Twitter to mock sending tikkies if they were genuine?

What people dont seem to realize is that Dutch people have set times where they eat. Its a very autistic boring culture. Just the idea of going by someones house unannounced and just hanging out there untill its dinner time just doesnt happen. At most it will be drinking coffee.

Also the Dutch are a very principled people. We even got a show here where they make some retiref judge travel to two neighbors arguing over 2 cm of land, literally. For a lot of the cheapskates its not even about the money in their autistic mind they see it as an insult if you contribute your share. Like why would you not put money in if were eating together? This is not the case if you are directly invited.

Its a kind of "you think you are better than the rest of? Mr bigshot?" kind of culture. If you even mention being proud of yourself or give yourself a compliment you will get destroyed. Try giving a Dutch person a compliment, they cant take one.

Hope this helps

[Anonymous No.18973224]

>>18973195
>I made eggs benedict and cappuccinos for the cable guy when I first moved in.
based
When I moved out, my fridge and oven got delivered on a very hot summer day, I felt bad about not having anything for the shipping guys so I ran to the nearest Timmies to get them iced capps and a box of donuts.

[Anonymous No.18973238]

>>18971876
That would be considered an investment, so cheapness doesn't come into play here.

[Anonymous No.18973257]

>>18973220
It didn't, just made me hate you more.

[Anonymous No.18973285]

>>18973257
What country are you from?

[Anonymous No.18973291]

>>18973220
it seems contradictory

if your friend offers you coffee, they are basically saying "i want you to have this coffee"

if they ask you for money after, they are saying "i didn't want you to have that coffee but you took it anyway"

why offer something you don't want to give freely?

[Anonymous No.18973376]

>>18973291
If you're expecting your friend to pay for coffee, doesn't it make sense to just "Go Dutch" at a cafe?

[Anonymous No.18973382]

>>18973376
literal ESL. This post is actual nonsense and barely addresses the original post. Please give in to your scandinavian nature and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18973384]

>>18973195
>if people come over, I have food and drink ready for them.
This is called being a good host.
>If I'm hungry at someone else's place, I offer to order in or take them out.
This is called being a considerate guest.
>I don't really expect any of this in return
This is called being a good human being.

Props to you, Anon. If your friends are also upstanding and offer to bring something when you're hosting, don't hesitate to suggest something specific. In my group of friends we've even had occasions where some of us have offered to arrive early to help out with prep work for things like dinner parties and such.

[Anonymous No.18973404]

>>18971545
>>18972701
I don't think they actually use peanut butter they incorporate peanuts into sauces
Pad Thai doesn't even use peanut oil or anything but some people in the US add peanut butter to theirs

[Anonymous No.18973451]

>>18971735
why do people still fall for this image? the lazy fucks didn't even add a fake source. it's just something that a redditor made up because he wanted people to mass-repost an image of "terf island" painted in blue and pink. petty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18973471]

>>18973382
Can't I just stab you to death in a park for being a flaming homosexual?

[Anonymous No.18973486]

>>18973384
If they offer and I want or need something, I absolutely ask, but the usual answer to "Can I bring you anything?" is "Your beautiful self."... or maybe "Your [mom/dad/sister/cousin/gerbil]."

[Anonymous No.18973490]

>>18973471
shut the fuck up you illiterate retard

[Anonymous No.18973514]

>>18973490
Perhaps I could lock you in a church and use your pyre for an album cover?

[Anonymous No.18973526]

>>18973514
>Average scandi threat
You're a faggot and you can't speak english outside of meme tier elementary school insults. The post I started ridiculing you for is literal nonsense, fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.18973532]

>>18973526
I'm going to stand uncomfortably close to you at a bus stop, and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.18973546]

>>18972892
Was really common in Canada before all the newcomers. I did plumbing and heating for years and about 80% of the time I was offered at the very least coffee or beer/alcohol (depending on time of day). Was not uncommon to be offered food either, especially if they were cooking.

[Anonymous No.18973547]

>>18971847
Dutch people are cheap as shit, one time stayed at an airbnb outside of amsterdam. Nearly every airbnb I've stayed at offers some kind of free food, or at least a free bottle of wine. These fucking dutch fucks had a little menu where you could order snacks from them or rent bikes for an outrageous mark up.

[Anonymous No.18973569]

>>18972021
obicham te bratle

[Anonymous No.18973595]

>>18973547
They're literally just condos, houses or rooms here in Canada. You might get some bottled water in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.18973618]

>>18971847
I am Dutch, 35 yo, these stories could apply to nearly any country.
There are stingy people everywhere and I don't think the Dutch are particularly more or less stingy. Probably that Tikkie app that got this meme rolling.

Stay the fuck away from here anyhow, we're full.

[Anonymous No.18973627]

>>18973291
Nobody makes anybody pay after lol, that is not a thing. The "tikkie" thing is a corny name a bank made up for quickly wiring/requesting a payment. This then got memed into being Dutch people send you a "tikkie" for a cup of coffee. That meme is only an extension of the Dutch people are cheap stereotype.

What im trying to say is, Dutch culture is very cold and autistic. People dont go and have meals together. That just doesnt really happen unless you are invited.

The only time ive ever experienced sending money after is when you go drink at someones place get black-out drunk and one guy orders like 50 bucks worth of takeout and people will say "whats my order cost? Okay ill give you the money" I dont think thats unreasonable or cheap to do in that setting. Ofcourse its different if you are having a party. Like lets say you ask people to come watch a football match you ofcourse have food ready for everyone.

The fact that i got trolled so hard by this thread into explaining this all is driving me crazy lmao

[Anonymous No.18973630]

>>18973618
>these stories could apply to nearly any country.
haha no, this shit is fucked up never seen that kind of behavior anywhere else. It would be considered incredibly rude to ask for money from a friend.

[Anonymous No.18973635]

>>18971735
I'm an American, for me there's a reciprocity of:
>Let them know you're going to come over or be over early enough that it's not a problem of "Oh shit we didn't make enough for X".
>Don't arrive unannounced right before dinner, but earlier in the day is fine.
I'll still feed someone who comes over who breaks those but it's rude. If it's a food where there are a lot of leftovers then it's easy but if it's a food I used up everything to make and it doesn't split well (IE hamburgers) then god dammit.

>>18972724
The problem with that is in poor ass places like Afghanistan or bedouin-y arabia you were expected to be overly generous to guests because you could be the one hungry and far away from home and want to be treated well. Honestly I think it's just the latter bit of your post + Protestant selfishness. Pretty sure it's statistically proven as well as historically anecdotal that the reformation led to a pretty rapid reduction in charity.

>>18972892
I did it for technicians who were working for my folks because I Was making a huge fried rice dinner with lots of leftovers. It did feel a little odd since it's not like they're going to give my folks a discount but I felt like it'd be ruder to be making something nice-smelling and not offer it to someone.

[Anonymous No.18973637]

>>18973618
We call splitting a bill "Going Dutch" here, The weird thing about it is that we usually take turns buying rounds or meals or whatever; so it works out the same, just on a longer timeframe.

[Anonymous No.18973639]

>>18971352
in mexico, amigos means you treat a friend because amigos will treat you back down the line.

[Anonymous No.18973642]

>>18971385
TIL the Ferengi aren’t actually Jewish they’re Dutch

[Anonymous No.18973646]

>>18973635
>It'd be ruder to be making something nice-smelling and not offer it to someone
That's dangerous thinking there, Charlie. Dangerous thinking indeed. It's also a large part of the reason why I always make extra, and can stretch just about any meal.

[Anonymous No.18973649]

>>18973546
>>18973546
You would be hard pressed to stop by my home in rural Ontario without my parents putting out cucumber sandwitches, summer sausage, and tea.

I still do that, but never for a paki.

[Anonymous No.18973665]

>>18973630
You better not be from any shithole country that receives Dutch charity money.

[Anonymous No.18973667]

>>18973649
They're some of the most generous people I know. I wound up sharing a god damned mansion with some in Brampton a while ago, and our neighbour would bring over a hotel pan of biryani or a jug of freshly fired tea or some other outrageous amount of food or sundries. We'd have her and the kids (in their mid 20's) over for barbecues or breakfast or coffee or whatever - kind of a reverse Kramer situation really.
When four of the five of us got hired on for a film in Calgary and we moved out, we bought her a barrel of maple syrup.

[Anonymous No.18973676]

>>18970835
Yeah people like having fun and making jokes.
If you weren't mentally ill you could understand that.

[Anonymous No.18973730]

>>18973642
Makes me want to stroke some Dutch East Indian Ears
>#ikook

[Anonymous No.18973828]

>>18973532
That's fine, "uncomfortably close" for you autistic fags is like "within 15 feet"

[Anonymous No.18973866]

>>18971304
>They'll use the mentality of 'somebody else is paying so why not go for something I don't wanna pay for normally
How graceless

[Anonymous No.18973878]

>>18970835
go fuck yourself lol

[Anonymous No.18973879]

>>18971458
Nice try, fag. You don't find scat on Xvideos by typing "scat".

[Anonymous No.18973881]

>>18970814
I remember my dad telling me about when he visited family in the netherlands and they like barely fed him and got pissed off when he bought food while they were shopping/looking around the city

Is this an actual thing with the Dutch?

[Anonymous No.18973891]

>>18972763
underrated post

[Anonymous No.18973899]

>>18971749
Nords really ARE aliens

[Anonymous No.18973915]

>>18973220
>Its a kind of "you think you are better than the rest of? Mr bigshot?" kind of culture
What a pointlessly unpleasant way to go through life

[Anonymous No.18973922]

>>18973117
You don't feed street dogs either, moron

[Anonymous No.18973959]

>>18971847
>new zealand money
LOL hobbit dollars

[Anonymous No.18974007]

>>18971749

Not the same - as others have pointed out. You have an understanding culturally that the kid should go back or that you'd have talked about this beforehand. This is also a bit less formal than having a proper "guest" Like in America - I may offer food to my friends kid, I'd probably call them and check if that was okay, but if they were just around without me knowing they'd be around - eeeh. I assume that if push came to shove you'd not fucking leave the kid hungry. The dutch shit is just rude to most people and while it is 100% cultural and they can do what they want - they live near tons of other cultures, they constantly move across borders, and they don't have an excuse to be myopics cunts - They can treat dutch people that way, but they should recognize that most people are not going to grok their shit, and they need to explain it or they will come off as rude.

I have been in Europe many times, and most dutch people i've met are weird, but nice from my experience, but they genuinly don't seem to understand that they are not the center of the fucking world. I once had a Dutch girl minge at me (American) and a Syrian refugee that the train only goes to her bum-fuck nobody cares farm town every hour or something? We laughed so fucking hard at her. I also went on a cruise with a bunch of them once and...The old dutch people sucked, and they thought that everything belonged to them, they'd just leave shit to "Claim" spaces and not show up for huge spans of time etc, and they would be loud and shitty everywhere they went, but if anyone who was not dutch did that they stared at you like you were screaming in a library. The staff had to warn people about the dutch, and the dutch people, I shit you not, I am told, are forced to do - how to not be dutch fucks for dummies 101, so they don't get into fights with other guests.

[Anonymous No.18974009]

>>18971393
Leave it to me.

[Anonymous No.18974025]

>>18971194
I hate cheap assholes so much.

[Anonymous No.18974036]

>>18974007
Are Germans like this too?

[Anonymous No.18974049]

Peanut butter is fine, but I prefer extra crunchy. Actually, sometimes I dump more peanuts into it as well and mix it around.

Like, at this point you're probably asking "Why not just eat straight peanuts then?"
Well, the slight addition of SOME peanut butter mixed with the nuts gives them an additional flavor that works better than straight peanuts.

[Anonymous No.18974085]

>>18971847
This is not fake.

Groetjes uit Nederland, maat.

[Anonymous No.18974092]

>>18971917
>borrowed
Germans never gave them back or even compensated us. With interest they now owe us millions.

[Anonymous No.18974109]

>>18973922
>either
Lol
Whoa amazing! dutch hospitality is amazing, you didn't scold and charge me for taking up your time reading that post.

[Anonymous No.18974114]

>>18973828
absolutely btfoed

[Anonymous No.18974122]

>>18973220
I have an astrophysics degree and the Dutch are too fucking autistic for me. Like what happens if the stew isn’t ready yet and you need to eat a half hour later, do you just break down?

[Anonymous No.18974168]

>>18974122
You just eat the stew the day after? Just common sense.

[Anonymous No.18974180]

have you ever heard of "going dutch" on a dinnner date?

[Anonymous No.18974194]

>>18974168
That’s way more effort than just waiting a half hour. Why do you think your life will be thrown into disarray if it doesn’t operate like clockwork

[Anonymous No.18974293]

>>18970814
I was at a bar in Central Italy, one of the small towns. We had 6 people at the table and we ordered both the cheese plate and the meat plate to go with drinks.

The waiter did a double take and asked if we were certain because he had never seen anyone do that before.

[Anonymous No.18974307]

>>18974293
This is going to require some more explanation on your part man, what was the issue and why? Your post is very vague

[Anonymous No.18974316]

>>18974307
I’m not him, but I imagine his point was that the waiter was surprised they ordered both the meat and cheese plate. It could be the plates are relatively expensive, the locals usually don’t eat that much while out drinking, or there’s some weird local custom I don’t know about

[Anonymous No.18974320]

>>18974307
The bar had an appertivo menu. Among other options there was an option for that was a few types of meats (like salumi, prosciutto, capricola) and another that was a few kinds of cheeses. Each plate was just what was listed with a little garnish, nothing else. Like the cheese plate didn't come with crackers.

The waiter was befuddled that we would order both.

[Anonymous No.18974339]

>>18974316
well yeah, that's what I'm trying to get to the bottom of
>>18974320
I would have done exactly the same thing. Why was the waiter, and apparently his culture, surprised by this evident anomaly?

[Anonymous No.18974358]

>>18971812
Iceland decided to move because they didn't want to be too close from America.

[Anonymous No.18974379]

>>18970907
Peanut butter was invented by the aztecs

[Anonymous No.18974412]

>>18973220
the fact that you assume anyone outside of the netherlands knows what a "tikkie" is makes me think there might be more truth to the stories than what you'd have us believe

[Anonymous No.18974424]

>>18971876
>they're willing to pay billions to shove pornography, faggotry and niggerlovin down the goyim's throats
Lol, the people doing blacked edits on /gif/ and /trash/ are all wignats jerking off to how dirty and taboo it feels to them. Jews jerk off to nazis and arabs fucking Jewish women.

[Anonymous No.18974430]

Greek here, worked in Sweden, Denmark and Holland and have now returned to Greece,

Swedes are the worst. Dutch have become softer due to their hippiness, but only in Sweden have I witnessed visiting a colleague during lunch hours to continue work on a prototype he kept at his garage,
then him, his sister and his mother putting up the table to have lunch and me just standing there, without being offered a plate, in the same table, while they ate.

I was flabbergasted. Every other Mediterranean I spoke to either had similar experiences with swedes or was horrified by the story. My parents, when I told them the story, promptly told me to cut all contact with said coworker. It's that much of a taboo here.

And no, you're not expected to "bring something" if you come visit a greek household, although it's considered kind. But standing on a lunch/dinner table without being offered to join is vendetta material.

[Anonymous No.18974444]

>>18974430
Addendum: I think northeners view eating as merely feeding themselves, whereas eating in the Mediterranean is primarily a social gathering.

There's even folk sayings in Spain, Portugal and Greece about people eating by themselves, reducing the event to only sustenance, which is seen as barbaric and dehumanizing. For example, "single-eater" is a common insult.

[Anonymous No.18974455]

>>18974430
I would let you have some of my stifado any day greekbro

[Anonymous No.18974461]

>>18974424
yes yes and homophobes are secretly gay, i know, i've heard the spiel before schlomo

[Anonymous No.18974478]

>>18970814
I'm Italian and its very common to have a long wooden spoon to both mix sauce and to hit your kids with when they are bad

[Anonymous No.18974484]

>>18971735
This all goes back to our proud Viking tradition of taking what you want and not sharing anything.

[Anonymous No.18974495]

>>18971735
I always wondered why my friend never had food when I went to her house as a kid.
Turns out it was just her Kraut parents.

[Anonymous No.18974509]

>>18973639
>in mexico
You are not special, that's the way in most of the world. That's way we're making fun of the dutch here.

[Anonymous No.18974516]

>>18973546
>>18973649
Can confirm it's a thing in Ontario, old ladies will cut up fruit or some kind of snack for you.
Best thing ever offered was from a farmer.
Him and his wife came riding up on their horses and offered beer and licorice around lunch time.
Genuinely the kindest people.

[Anonymous No.18974534]

this stereotype even exists in western michigan because of dutch immigration
they are called hollanders and one family I knew, the kids were not allowed to ever snack and had to ask parents before eating anything. they were all skinny which I guess is kinda based given the obesity problem here

[Anonymous No.18974561]

Being over a friend's house as a kid and them getting ready for dinner being the sign to leave is kind of familiar to me as an american but even when I was a kid in the 90s would have been seen as pretty old fashioned, and even a family who was old fashioned like that would almost certainly "invite" you to stay for dinner just as a formality without hesitation. I guess we had some echo of this in americans descended from more northern countries but enough influence from meds and others that booting someone at dinnertime would be seen as comically rude

[Anonymous No.18974590]

>>18971304
>NEVER try to pay for someone else, because they'll miseuse the situation and order the most expensive thing. They'll use the mentality of 'somebody else is paying so why not go for something I don't wanna pay for normally'. Very common here.
Around where I live (Southern US) if someone else is paying for you, you be sure to get the cheap/normally priced thing, otherwise you look like a major fucking asshole. Or, if you're gonna get the expensive stuff, you ask like three times to make sure it's okay, using a lot of trepidation, promising to return the favor.

[Anonymous No.18974595]

>>18974455
God, that looks gorgeous. What'd you put in it to make it so hearty and filling?

[Anonymous No.18974600]

Nice thread give me some advice ck bros
I went camping with some acquaintances (didnt know all of them but one very well), and I made sandwhiches to be helpful and make something good for them. I didnt intend to make them pay but got some expensive ingredients for them. They bought some ingredients to make a stew (which we then ate). Then, after the trip, they wanted me to pay for the stew partially (but never mentioned it before/during the trip). So I sent them the bill for the sandwhiches (which would be more money/person than what they wanted me to pay for the stew). So they never paid me but never again brought it up, assuming I don't need to pay them anymore.
Was I retarded here? I thought it was rude to offer stew and then try to make me pay for it. I wouldn't charge them the sandwhiches otherwise. They were dutch btw.

[Anonymous No.18974602]

>>18970814
Yeah I know some countries weirdly don't have food hospitality customs. You could get invited to a friend's house and then he would eat dinner with his family while you're expected to wait in his room or something.

[Anonymous No.18974603]

>>18973010
this might just be standard college roommate behavior though

[Anonymous No.18974605]

>>18974600
They were initially autistic and rude for asking money for the stew. They also stepped on you by assuming the sandwiches as gifts (on your dime), but when it came to the stew, it's time to share the cost? Fuck em

Then you failed to stay the bigger man by sending the sandwich bill. In my opinion, you should've paid for the stew and just cut them loose, no longer considering them friends.

[Anonymous No.18974618]

In the case of the Dutch at least it's because they have no true homeland. They live on reclaimed sea floor, and therefore have no connection to the soil.
You'd get the same effect on people who grew up on a space station for example.

[Anonymous No.18974623]

>>18974600
okay i thought i understood dutchfag logic even if i didn't agree with it but this has me completely baffled.
dutchbros, why wouldn't you pay for the sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.18974629]

There's no way all this is true, I have a friend who spent a year in Tilburg, I'm going to call him up and ask him.

[Anonymous No.18974667]

>>18974623
It's simple greed. Remember how, if you insist on paying for their share, they'll order the most expensive thing on the menu?
Bomber Harris hit the wrong target.

[Anonymous No.18974690]

>>18974600
With camping food you always split the bill, those guys were right to charge you for the stew and were asshole for not paying for your sandwiches

[Anonymous No.18974736]

>>18974629
Netherlands is a fully atomized society.
It would be interesting to compare the Dutch-speaking and French-speaking parts of Belgium.

[Anonymous No.18974758]

>>18973959
Their $20 note is one of the sillier depictions of the Queen

[Anonymous No.18974769]

>>18971536
kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.18974776]

>>18974690
>>18974667
>>18974605
Thanks bros. I feel a bit better. Never went camping with them again.

[Anonymous No.18974788]

>>18974618
Kek

[Anonymous No.18974791]

>>18974788
what do you think they meant by this?

[Anonymous No.18974800]

>>18973220
This is the exact type of autistic rigid culture that's wide open to refugee invasion. While you're busy arguing about fences, thousands of Africans are trodding on your fields.

[Anonymous No.18974805]

>>18974430
In some part of Italy you could sour relationships permanently if you did that swedish shit. In Sardinia you would get stabbed in the street.

[Anonymous No.18974807]

>>18974805
i thought sardinia was a fish

[Anonymous No.18974810]

>>18972658
What you saying that swamp people are jews like the dutch? Its rare I ever came across more generous and accommodating people that in the southern swamps of America. Are you referring to some European areas?

[Anonymous No.18974814]

>>18974791
It's from a German insult to the Dutch, claiming they sound like organgutans with their "ik ook, ik ook"

[Anonymous No.18974815]

>>18971352
So that's why there's no school shootings there. They get arrested every time they go to the parents' houses demanding a fund to buy bullets before hell do it.

[Anonymous No.18974816]

>>18974814
kanker moff

[Anonymous No.18974823]

>>18974430
Because you're all homos who feel put out if you don't have your cocks sucked. Get your own food if you want some, homo.

[Anonymous No.18974838]

>>18974823
Ik ook

[Anonymous No.18974839]

>>18973220
Will you send me a tikkie after I fuck your wife?

[Anonymous No.18974874]

>>18974430
How big is your gold chain? Is it true it gets bigger on its own as you age?

[Anonymous No.18974995]

>>18974791
>hitler dead
>what now

[Anonymous No.18975050]

>>18973117
This it's fucking hilarious how they squirm when they're called out on it. You'd assume they'd just own it.

I'm Belgian and every time I pass by Luxembourg on the way back from France(usually) to fill up on gas since it's cheaper, I never go on the gas station lanes with dutch plated cars on them, cause they will systematically spend an extra 5 minutes shaking the nozzle to get every last drop of gas they pay for.

[Anonymous No.18975113]

>>18974629
He finally returned my call. First of all he clarified he didn't interact with too many Dutch people while in Tilburg, apparently it's a foreign student college town. But he did meet quite a few.
Second, he said that situations that are a perfect equivalent to what is being described in this thread never happened to him but he can believe it. He described it thus:
"OK, so when you treat Dutch people, they'll graciously accept your kindness, but they feel no obligation to reciprocate at any point".

At the time he was there he met his ex Romanian girlfriend Oana or Ioana, I didn't catch it over the phone. She told him she had a Dutch ex and at one point she was staying over at his place and had to catch a flight on the same day. She asked him if he could take her there and he just said "No, sorry, I don't feel like it", like he didn't even try to come up with an excuse. I asked him (and apparently so did he ask her), "did he at least offer to pay for her cab or at least call her a cab?" "Nope!"

But overall, he found all the stories from here I recounted to him, completely believable.

[Anonymous No.18975118]

This thread made me feel not so bad about all those dutch farmers getting their land taken away by globohomo One World Order for "climate change" uses. What a bunch of sociopaths. I'm personally familiar with a generational grudge between families that started because of a stiffing of hospitality that these freaks apparently do three times a day every day to each other.

[Anonymous No.18975131]

>The new law, called ‘Ride for a Ride’, has just been introduced by the Dutch government for any student as long as they are over the age of 18.

>Responding, Netherlands Transport Minister Melanie Schultz van Haegen and Justice minister Ard van der Steur said: ‘It’s not about offering sexual activities for remuneration, but offering a driving lesson.

> `It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts.

https://www.metro.co.uk/2015/12/19/dutch-driving-instructors-can-now-accept-sex-as-payment-5575568/

[Anonymous No.18975137]

>>18970907
>rarely do people even make pancakes and bacon for breakfast like tv
We go to diners

[Anonymous No.18975273]

>>18970814
This type of behaviour is only common for people from the randstad (provinces of Utrecht, Noord/Zuid Holland, Flevoland). In the less urbanized provinces people are far more kind, altough still far less so than in mediterranean countries.

[Anonymous No.18975378]

>>18971778
Yea

[Anonymous No.18975450]

>>18971933
>Europeans literally believe we dont have real bread
My grandpa was a miser and forced everyone to eat small meals, but even he, who always used real bread, always used two pieces for a sandwich. One piece of bread is something you do for morning toast. Otherwise, using just one piece is bizzare, regardless of type of bread. Stop acting like using one slice is innately superior.

[Anonymous No.18975475]

>>18971900

Is there anything particularly wrong with that. You're paying for what you want instead of only getting a bit of what you want and having to fill yourself up with stuff you didn't fancy.

[Anonymous No.18975496]

>>18971933
Nah open faced sandwiches are just stupid. If your bread is supposedly too flavourful to have more of it, just cut the slices half as thick and you can have a form factor that actually makes fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.18975501]

>>18970814
The Irish don't know how to clean dishes. They fill a sink with soapy water, run plates and utensils through this water and just leave them to dry next to the sink. They don't rinse or even scrub the dishes most of the time, just put them in soapy water and dry.

[Anonymous No.18975521]

>>18975501
They're not used to the plates actually having food on them.

[Anonymous No.18975540]

>>18975475
There's nothing fundamentally wrong with it, but the food is generally served in large sharing portions that are meant to be eaten together with a bunch of other dishes. Taking it to an extreme example, it'd be like if your brother requested hard shells for taco night and just walked off crunching through the entire dish of shells because they're "his".

[Anonymous No.18975548]

>>18970907
>Food around the world is full of salt, sugar, oil, fats, fried dishes
and people around the world are fat and unhealthy from it

[Anonymous No.18975578]

Is cheapeness just a Dutch thing or are the Flemish also like this?

[Anonymous No.18975579]

>>18973220
Sounds like northern europe

[Anonymous No.18975589]

>>18973618
>these stories could apply to nearly any country
this soulless inhuman behavior would get you ostracized if not straight up institutionalized practically everywhere else

[Anonymous No.18975592]

>>18971304
Holy fuck even the jews at least treat their friends and family

[Anonymous No.18975600]

>a global three day ban for laughing about a post saying its funny dutch are getting their farms taken away because they're assholes
Never knew we had a dutch mod. Eat shit you bellyaching niggerfaggot. That post didn't even have a single naughty word in it. Unbelievable how shit this site is without moot.

[Anonymous No.18975619]

>>18975540

I suppose I get that it's "meant" to be eaten a certain way. And I'm quite capable of sitting with a load of food in front of me and having a bit of each because I'm not a cretin.

But if people are choosing to eat Eastern food in a Western tradition that's fair enough. Most Westerners are used to dinner being a single item, shared out evenly with maybe an accompaniment. A takeaway from a Chinese or Indian shop for them is no different to ordering spaghetti Bolognese at a restaurant and wanting the entire portion to yourself, instead of having a bit of spaghetti and also some of your neighbours duck a l'orange.

[Anonymous No.18975624]

>>18975600 I got banned for saying taco bell is shit kek

[Anonymous No.18975631]

>>18971900
I don't see the problem. Order what you want, eat what you ordered, everyone gets what they want.

[Anonymous No.18975638]

>>18971735
>UK
>unlikely
What the fuck you get offered tea, coffee, or snacks practically every time, even if a stranger

[Anonymous No.18975696]

>>18970835
fuck yourself third world scum

[Anonymous No.18975717]

>>18970814
the amish are dutch aren't they? are amish like this as well?

[Anonymous No.18975721]

im dutch and the correct response to tikkies would be, Opkankeren en van m'n zakken uitblijven

[Anonymous No.18975792]

>>18970814
Question to americans
Why do you have such aversion to soups? Most of the restaurants don't even have any soup in the menu and my mother in law would unironically ask me why I am making a soup
Why not? What's wrong with soups?

[Anonymous No.18975793]

If a Dutch's wife gets raped by a refugee, does he send a tickle for the fickie?

[Anonymous No.18975799]

>>18975792
soups are considered a drink, not a meal

[Anonymous No.18975822]

>>18975799
you fucking joking right?

[Anonymous No.18975836]

>>18975822
no, just go to Amazon, there is a whole category called soup thermos because they’re a food meant for consuming on the go

[Anonymous No.18975849]

>>18970980
>I dont get where the whole Dutch people are greedy meme came from, especially lately.
Then you have a poor grasp of history

[Anonymous No.18975860]

>>18975836
that's just as strange as telling your friend to wait in your room while you eat

[Anonymous No.18975869]

>>18972724
>I can only imagine Nordic food sharing etiquette comes from a history of environmental conditions necessitating the planned budgeting of food usage and storage, where unplanned expenditures can lead to serious complications.
That would make sense but they were historically always the richest parts of europe while actual warzones in east europe practically live for hospitality

[Anonymous No.18975874]

>>18973922
You do if you have a soul

[Anonymous No.18975900]

>>18970828
>We Farm

[Anonymous No.18975903]

>>18975874
on one hand you recognize a fellow being who has come into existence with no control over what circumstances they were born into, and is trying to make the most of it.
On the other hand you consider that well intentioned actions sometimes lead to consequences that are more detrimental in the long term. And in fact basing your actions on pure short term sentimentality is childish and irresponsible: fine for a kid or someone with no power but awful if everyone or those in power do it

[Anonymous No.18975908]

>>18970835
Nigger if you had seen the movies you would know that these are just parodies of spy films.

[Anonymous No.18975917]

>>18975903
That's a lot of words for 'Fido is part of this neighborhood too, of course we won't let him starve'

[Anonymous No.18975920]

>>18973451
meds

[Anonymous No.18975921]

>>18970980
Nigger, they apartments without fucking floor

[Anonymous No.18975923]

>>18970814
I don't know any Dutche person,I have never met a Dutch or had any contact with them, but....I'm sorry, I can't go on.

[Anonymous No.18975965]

>>18975578
the flemish not as much, but they try hard to be dutch so they will try hard to be cheap

[Anonymous No.18975966]

>>18975903
>feeding dogs
>awful if everyone or those in power do it
Because... the dog gets fed consistently and doesn't attack pets or native wildlife? Dumb motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.18975994]

>>18970814
This never happened.

I dont get where the whole Jewish people are greedy meme came from, especially lately.

[Anonymous No.18975998]

>>18972387
Oh christ the comments. I hate living amongst these "people".

[Anonymous No.18975999]

>>18975903
Dutch hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.18976003]

>>18975792
Personally I avoid soups because it's hard to know what you'll get. There's too much variety so it seems like a gamble.

[Anonymous No.18976023]

>>18974605
Why would you pay them if you planned on not considering them friends anymore?

[Anonymous No.18976068]

>>18971844
>>18971855
>>18971862
>>18971876

it's because they're keeping Kosher. you need to have separate plates, cutlery etc. for meat and dairy. some even have separate kitchen sinks, one to wash meat plates and one to wash dairy plates.

using disposable cutlery is a shortcut. especially if you're at somebody else's house and you can't be sure if the cutlery is Kosher.

this is only for Jews who cares about this kind of stuff, of course.

[Anonymous No.18976075]

>>18975860
Not even close, the soup thing is a wacky cultural difference, forcing your friend to wait and watch you eat is psychopathic uncanny valley shit

[Anonymous No.18976141]

>>18970907
I eat a burger at least once every two weeks, usually once a week. I also have pancakes and bacon at least once a month. You're not American.

[Anonymous No.18976216]

>>18970907
To further prove how wrong you're about the peanut butter theory I'm from iran and peanut butter and toast is my favourite quick breakfast meal
Although the classic staple here is tea with local cheese and naan

[Anonymous No.18976274]

>>18970907
My boss once told me when he was overseas working that the middle eastern civies would always ask him to buy them peanut butter from the commissary. Apparently they only sell of brands in pet food section.

[Anonymous No.18976278]

>>18976075
half of the planet considers being weirdrd out by soups uncanny valley shit

[Anonymous No.18976558]

>>18971735
Balkans should be "YOU WILL BE SHAMED INTO EATING YOUR FIFTH LUNCH"

[Anonymous No.18976605]

I am living in Amsterdam
Dutch are so, so cheap you wouldnt believe it
its pretty irritating

[Anonymous No.18976616]

>>18970814
Why are you making up retarded things?

[Anonymous No.18976624]

>>18971735
>murricans think they understand the world
Nearly as wrong as you retarded yanks thinking theres no tipping in europe. absolute mongs.

[Anonymous No.18976666]

https://youtu.be/zcUs5X9glCc

[Anonymous No.18976674]

>>18972106
>>18972085
>quoting quoting

[Anonymous No.18976687]

>>18975113
Shame on the Dutch. Do bettar.

[Anonymous No.18976710]

>>18973618
Don't worry, I couldn't be less interested in visiting if I tried.

[Anonymous No.18976734]

>>18975113
I guess kindness is a learned behavior.

[Anonymous No.18976810]

>>18976616
Anon is exposed to reality outside of his experiences
>part 1: "There's no way my fellow countrymen could be so awful culturally!"

[Anonymous No.18977066]

>>18975619
what the fuck are you even trying to say? there's a reason the dutch are generally despised

[Anonymous No.18977267]

>>18970907
I think it's PBJ that other countries don't eat, because in other english speaking countries, "jelly" means "jello." Their "jam" is closer in substance to what the US means by "jelly."

[Anonymous No.18977310]

>>18971900
Fat lad making a lot of valid points

[Anonymous No.18977357]

>>18972018
For me it’s the bologna and Mayo on wonder bread

[Anonymous No.18977364]

>>18975903
You people are fucked up.

[Anonymous No.18977368]

>>18975792
Most people and places make terrible soup, so I just stick with my own.

[Anonymous No.18977388]

>>18971900
Why would he be ordering so many dishes if he intended to eat it all himself? That's five meals worth of food.

[Anonymous No.18977497]

>>18977388
he fat.

[Anonymous No.18977586]

>>189713532
They're Germanic retard. Turns out white people can and always have been cheapskates! The Jews learned it from you, big nose.

[Anonymous No.18977714]

>>18970814
as a dutchie this is so funny, you just need to lose weight i guess

[Anonymous No.18977721]

>>18971304
kanker op man. vette onzin, misschien gaat dat bij jullie zo in de randstad, maar in nederland, je weet wel het land waar je in leeft (maar dat snap jij wss niet als hollander) daar valt dit best mee. bedankt dat je iedereen weer laat denken dat elke nederlander zo kanker gierig is.

[Anonymous No.18977740]

>>18971353
>>18971385
>>18971774
>>18971803
>>18971912
>>18973866
>>18974590
>>18975592
don't believe this guy, he is from the greediest part of the netherlands (the main cities which are literal vomit compared to the rest of the netherlands), they are all fucking trash. we despise them generally and hate them. not a single dutchie wants to live in "holland" (yes i know this sounds confusing but holland is just 2 provinces, filled with foreign scum and retards) the netherlands is the place to be.

[Anonymous No.18977748]

>>18971194
>french

[Anonymous No.18977771]

>>18975793
the netherlands isn't Germany. we have more strict rules against immigrants. hence they are targeted a lot more than natives. but not enough yet, they all need to be a suspect. fucking foreigners.

[Anonymous No.18978036]

>>18971604
Unsweet peanut butter is great, I can't stand the sweet kind which is basically all of it in America.
Thankfully, adams is everywhere and is just peanuts.
I don't usually even use jelly, just a piece of wheat bread folded on itself with peanut butter. Maybe a pinch of salt.
Made it awkward when going over to friends houses and their mom offered snacks but they usually had carrots at least.

[Anonymous No.18978175]

Love being Dutch. All these stories are heavily exaggerated ofcourse. No Dutch family will ever deny a guest food or ask them to pay for the coffee. This has never happend and I invite anyone who claims otherwise to my home to prove them wrong.

[Anonymous No.18978378]

>>18970814
I just don't understand the people who eat out more than one or two times a month. why do you all spend so much when cooking is so much easier and cheaper?
>>18971992
what exactly do you think peanut butter is
>>18973010
if something's cooked and covered then it's fine for a while especially in temperate winters or cold places. soups are easy to keep good, just reboil them once a day and they'll last forever. but I'm surprised someone from a tropical country does that.
the mouth open loud chewing thing is showing that you like the food, pretty common in asia
>>18973627
>What im trying to say is, Dutch culture is very cold and autistic. People dont go and have meals together. That just doesnt really happen unless you are invited.
that in itself is fucking weird dude. most of the world sharing food/drink is THE key social bonding experience. in the medieval period christians and jews eating together was banned because it meant they were social peers. eating with your friends is normal.

[Anonymous No.18978405]

>>18978378
>I just don't understand the people who eat out more than one or two times a month. why do you all spend so much when cooking is so much easier and cheaper?

Resteraunt food easily and predictably induces diareah in me 30 minutes to one hour after eating out.
Going out to a resteraunt once a week is an easy and painless way to insure that my colon is regularly emptying itself without worrying about a constant influx of hard fiber to my diet.

By having my colon emptied completely and utterly once per week, it allows me to go to work with confidence the next day during the work week without worrying about having to deal with feeling like I need to shit while on the job, when its difficult if not impossible to find 10-15 minutes to recuse myself into a restroom to try and shit.

[Anonymous No.18978430]

>>18978405
what? just
poop at home though? or use laxatives or something I don't know. anon what the fuck? you have like, an onion insensitivity or some other IBS shit if restaurants give you diarrhea so consistently. I've never gotten an upset stomach from a restaurant except the one time I got food poisoning.
and what's so hard about fiber? do you not eat vegetables?

[Anonymous No.18978620]

>>18977740
>>18977771
>tries to deflect all the evidence about his countrymen being soulless animals by whining about le foreigners
no one is surprised or impressed by your hatred for migrants. you don't even have a shred of empathy for your own friends let alone out-group foreigners.

[Anonymous No.18978730]

>>18974823
>Because you're all homos who feel put out if you don't have your cocks sucked. Get your own food if you want some, homo.
He was inviting someone over for a work project at his house at lunch dude

[Anonymous No.18978861]

>>18971304
Jesus Christ man. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a culture like that. In almost every culture being seen as generous is a good thing. When I would go out to eat with my family and their friends they used to fight over who would pay the most. It shows your generosity and is also a good way to flex your wealth.

[Anonymous No.18978869]

>>18971842
That sounds incredibly insular and autistic. You invite someone over to not have dinner with them? Why bother inviting them over in the first place…

[Anonymous No.18978890]

>>18971900
I can’t believe I used to find this show funny. I can’t believe he launched an international career off of it.

[Anonymous No.18978893]

>>18972018
Bro just accept that half a sandwich is retarded. What even is this autism.

[Anonymous No.18978920]

>>18976023
It’s called having principles and a sense of honour anon. Same reason why you don’t just steal shit from other people when they aren’t looking. I mean you don’t even know them right?

[Anonymous No.18978928]

Y'all are just jealous.

[Anonymous No.18979118]

>>18970907
>Only Americans and maybe Canadians eat peanut butter
what

[Anonymous No.18979324]

>>18971847
lol lmao even
you weak limp wrist faggot