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Hello /ck/ anons.

I as thinking about starting a food-based religion/cult. The basic premise is that we make and eat roasted meats, soup, or stew everyday and stay awake drinking booz, lifting weights, and praying to the norse chef god Andhrímnir from sunset to sunrise. Also Fridays would be pizza day, plus other culty activities (no kool-aid).

What do you all think?

>> No.18965108
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>>18965103
>norse chef god Andhrímnir
pic related

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>>18965103
Sounds like cope for an unhealthy lifestyle.

Pretty sure he would have kicked you out of valhalla for that flop of a soup from the other day.

>> No.18965149

>>18965122
>22
>1.64 cm
would fuck her to hel and back.

>> No.18965164

>>18965122
>Sounds like cope for an unhealthy lifestyle.
Do you even lift?

The only one getting kicked out of Valhalla is you for appropriating Based Andhrímnir for some shitty RPG.

Also my soup was excellent. It was even better the next day, after I stayed up all night lifting weights, drinking and praying, and received the blessing of Andhrímnir.

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>>18965108
Do you anons like doin' culty stuff as well? I mean religious stuff?

>> No.18965203

>>18965149
BASED.

>>18965164
CRINGE AND COPE.

>> No.18965207

>>18965203
Tired of sitting on your mother's couch all day, being overweight and gassing up the place with sulfuric egg farts?

Join Andhrímnirianism... a better way, a better future!

>> No.18965216

>>18965207
It sounds like projection, silly guy. I sit on ye mum's couch while doing all of our crammings.

I lift a hammer when I'm making knives out of hot steel.

>> No.18965234

>>18965216
Pics or it didn't happen.

As cliche as it may be to intone, both mom jokes and my response, alas... I am an orphan! Your foolish jests have been undone. And your choice has been made... enjoy your weakness, atheist.

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>>18965174
show some of your dishes, i might consider joining but i really couldnt follow a pastor who cooks worse than me

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>>18965234
Awww you want to see my work? :D

Made the pattern welded steel with a 25 ton forge press. Kinda fucked the tang up a bit, but I made that knife for myself anyways.

They're still fun to come up with.

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>>18965234
One of my finest pieces. The handle un screws from the nut on the back. 40+ hours for this one.

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>>18965245
Everyone here is ego-driven, and thinks they are the best cook, but only Andhrímnir may judge our merit. For our photos may be fuzzy and potato-like, and our soups and stews fresh and unaged and unblessed... the truth is not for you to judge.

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>>18965234
Straight razor I made. These are a pain in the ass to make, but are also pretty fun.

>> No.18965269

>>18965260
>no timestamp
Andhrímnir scoffs at this.

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>>18965269
You know I don't lie about this stuff, schlub.