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How would you make me eat celery? (I hate celery >v<)

>> No.18964760

ranch dipping

>> No.18964778

>>18964757
Your tastebuds are broken. Celery is slightly sweet and delicious. It's excellent cooked or raw.

>> No.18964798

>>18964757
Pickled

>> No.18964801

ants on a log

>> No.18964828

>>18964757
Dip in ranch or if you want a creative and fun meal the whole family will cherish put peanut butter in the dip area of the celery then put raisins on the peanut butter. Now its a tasty snack challenge ants on a log

>> No.18964849

>>18964801
>ants on a log
delicious snack

>> No.18964915

>>18964801
This. I'm convinced if you never had it as a kid, your parents didn't love you

>> No.18964931

>>18964915
I'm allergic to peanuts.

>> No.18964999

ring gag

>> No.18965679

>>18964757
I would put a gun to your head and say EAT THIS GODDAMN CELERY

>> No.18965702

>>18964778
anyone calling celery "excellent" must be off their meds

>> No.18965703
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18965703

We were poor this was a treat like candy

>> No.18965953

>>18964931
could use almond butter or sunflower seed butter or cashew butter

>> No.18965962

>>18964757
In a stew or pan-fried with onion, garlic, lemon, dill, and mussels

>> No.18965965

>>18964757
French onion dressing is great for celery

>> No.18965970

>>18964931
have you tried not being allergic?

>> No.18965980

>>18965965
... not just celery but broccoli and cauliflower too

>> No.18966027

>>18965965
>>18965980
french onion dip does not go on crudites
fucking lies
cooked broccoli is superior in flavor to raw, but raw is ok
raw cauliflower is not ok ever

>> No.18966030

>>18964757
chop it up, stick it in a bowl, eat it raw

>> No.18966593

>>18964757
Celery sucks. I use celery salt instead.

>> No.18966596

>>18966593
don't be retarded

>> No.18966599

>>18964757
homemade pistachio butter dip w/ honey and orange zest

what you can't afford that? you poorass motherfuc

>> No.18966615

>>18964757
I used to eat celery on my way to work every morning. It was very early, as in 3 am, and the act of eating it kept me awake and hydrated. Also started my metabolism at a net loss, though I'd eat some rice and protein when I got to work. I lost 60 lbs in the first four months there. I wish I was still in that good of shape

>> No.18966722

>>18964757
I'll have it sticking out of my pants like penis and you'll be gobbling it down like there's no tomorrow, faggo

>> No.18966730

>>18964757
greek yogurt for dipping

>> No.18966907

>>18966730
I had a great aunt named Gurt, so a cousin and I would say hey Gurt. I wasn't disrespective or anything it was just kind of something little kids thought of, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0swVqGeSY

>> No.18967769

>>18964757
ranch dip if you're a fat adult. peanut butter + raisens if you are a child. Celery Nakadashi if you are a faggot

>> No.18967781

just tell yourself it's good for you, not everything has to taste amazing. Or just get used to making mirepoix every time you start a soup