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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>Nikacado is coming over tonight for a mukbang
What are you cooking?

>> No.18932207

>comming over for a mukbang
That's not how it works.

>> No.18932210

post it

>> No.18932218

>>18932200
If I knew he was coming, I’d probably fill up my charcoal grill with some coals, lock me and it inside my car, roll up all the windows, recline back the seat, take a deep breath in, and close my eyes knowing that I’m meeting a fate better than laying my eyes on him at my front porch.

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>>18932200
Pizza bites, bites so the fuck doesn't eat all of them before I get a few.

>> No.18932232

>>18932218
Here in the states we would have blown that weirdo in two with a shotgun and asked questions later.

>> No.18932234

>>18932200
takis with cyanide seasoning

>> No.18932240

>>18932200
See you in three days anon

>> No.18932245

I don't know who that is. I'm not even sure what sex or gender that creature you've posted is, never mind what to feed it nor why I should choose to do so in particular.

>> No.18932248

>>18932245
That's what a shotgun is for.

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>>18932200

>> No.18932259

>>18932200
korean ricecakes and a bunch of buldak fire noodles so he can have fiery shits

>> No.18932267

>>18932255
For a fat fuck like that a shotgun and a trusty sixgun never go wrong.

>> No.18932269
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>>18932200
10 dozen eggs

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>>18932269
You're warned, the warthogs are incoming on you

>> No.18932279 [DELETED] 

bumping thread to agree with all shotgunposts. personally, I'd like to see him speared by niggers

>> No.18932292

>>18932200
>Cooking
No way would I waste good ingredients on this shit.
I do think shooting him would be the best idea, but this would need some coordination with others to make sure he feels maximum pain before being put away in the ground without anyone knowing.

>> No.18932297

>>18932200
>all the haters
I don't care if this guy is cringe, I'll cook him whatever the fuck he wants and post videos and make $$$$$

That being said probably the most likely food that will cause him to choke to death would be chicken wings so yeah... could you imagine how much that video would be worth?

>> No.18932303

>>18932297
Who in their right mind would pay for you or that other fag's clickbaity bullshit?

>> No.18932311

>>18932303
Who fucking cares? It's been proven this fat fuck is worth his weight in gold, though.

>> No.18932447

I got a 3 day global ban for using a picture of nikocado shaving his head, trolling outside of /b/. I wonder if this thread will survive

>> No.18932455

Canned spaghetti garnished with strips of linoleum cut from the flooring under the refrigerator.

>> No.18932503

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

>> No.18932508

>>18932200
Nick and Oompa is wholesome tho

>> No.18932512

>>18932297
Ive done a full 360 on Nick and now love the guy even if I dont watch his videos.

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>>18932200

>> No.18932518

>>18932200
One small green salad.

>> No.18932520

>>18932200
Only the best for my friend Nick.

>> No.18932553

>>18932200
the bacon off his back...lets rid the world of this jabba the fugg

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>>18932200
>Augustus Gloop!
>Augustus Gloop!

>> No.18932583

>>18932516
Kek

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>>18932516

>> No.18932697

arsenic chicken

>> No.18932736

>>18932207
it does if you pay him. also if you chip out a $1,200 dollar mobility scooter out of your own pocket because you strong arms you into purchasing it for him

>> No.18932738

>>18932200
hot lead

>> No.18932740

>>18932200
My cock and cum. How about that?

>> No.18932741

>>18932200
water
I hate fatties so fucking much

>> No.18932745

>>18932738
it won't go far enough to reach his vital organs, though.

>> No.18932752

>>18932745
what about a samurai aword

>> No.18932767

>>18932752
that might do it, though at that range you're in very close proximity to his mouth. You run the risk of him eating you.

>> No.18932794

>>18932269
>your average /k/tard

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>'cado on the 'log
Based

>> No.18932822

>>18932200
A grenade.