Supper bowl snack

[Anonymous No.18922368]

What is the best snack for the super bowl enjoyer?

[Anonymous No.18922384]

>>18922368
>best snack for the super bowl enjoyer?
Semen. Football is gay as fuck, and 100 million Americans are in complete denial.

[Anonymous No.18922388]

>>18922368
That is the tiniest foot I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.18922435]

>>18922384
>>18922388
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me bros

[Anonymous No.18922447]

>>18922384
This. Football is a faggot sport for retards and normies. Dear jocks, spare us the spergouts and just fuck off to where people like your homo sport lmao

[Anonymous No.18922450]

>>18922447
sperging out is a great way to show them who is boss

[Anonymous No.18922452]

>>18922368
No support for the woke Negro Felon League

[Anonymous No.18922453]

Football is gay.
Baseball is a real man's sport.
You swing a large rod around, just like you would your own penis. Now that's based

[Anonymous No.18922454]

>>18922368
nice reddit image, ice hockey is superior btw

[Anonymous No.18922455]

>>18922453
you also handle balls all the time, right up your alley

[Anonymous No.18922460]

>>18922455
The stick is for repelling balls, yo
Check your facts

[Anonymous No.18922462]

>>18922455
Ball also lands in a muff like glove

[Anonymous No.18922466]

>>18922453
>you
>your
>large rod
>4channel
>ck

[Anonymous No.18922468]

>>18922460
>miss with the stick
>get pelted with balls
yep im on it

[Anonymous No.18922472]

>>18922466
trannies out

[Anonymous No.18922499]

>>18922472
we're waiting, why are you still here?

[Anonymous No.18922505]

>>18922499
waiting around for someone to call a faggot, faggot

[Anonymous No.18922511]

>>18922368
chips and queso
wings
beer

[Anonymous No.18924358]

do your bf suck your toes

[Anonymous No.18924362]

>>18922511
holy shit this is my setup too. wanna party together?

[Anonymous No.18924385]

>>18922368
>consuming globohomo sportsball played by violent millionaire felon thugs

[Anonymous No.18924404]

>>18922384
>>18922447
The only gay sport is soccer. Sports that involve throwing turn you into a bad ass super soldier, it is said that americans in world war 2 threw grenades with such force and accuracy they would hit the person the aimed them at in the chest and knock them down

[Chud Anon No.18924430]

>>18922368
Oh boy, I can’t wait to see what team of mercenary negros wins the goyslop bowl!!!

>>18922447
>jocks

Football fans are fatfucks drinking cheap piss beer and spilling wing sauce on themselves at BDUBS while screaming about how his whole week is ruined because d’Lamar Washington-Jackson didn’t catch the pass

[Anonymous No.18925073]

>all that cilantro

[Anonymous No.18925088]

my dad died two weeks ago and my mom asked me if I want to make super bowl snacks with her
i said im not planning on watching it because i dont care about either team and now i feel bad that i keep pushing her away
i wish i was dead

[Anonymous No.18925102]

>>18922368
1. add sliced black olives you retard
2. the guacamole should be in a bowle
3. Clip em and wash your floors
4. A plate of nachos this wide will get cold WAY before it's eaten. take a pro strat: prepare 2 servings half this size and bake the seocnd at half time

[Anonymous No.18925105]

>>18922368
All professional sports are pozzed trash played by rich whining pussies. Literally on the same level as hollywood award ceremonies and you should feel deep shame in partaking in it.

[Anonymous No.18925110]

Hot karls

[Anonymous No.18925112]

>>18925105
Idk bro I like mma fights where you can see dudes beating the CTE into each other

[Anonymous No.18925120]

>>18925112
hey are almost naked and always hugging each other pretty gay

[Anonymous No.18925204]

>>18925112
>Idk bro I like mma fights where you can see dudes beating the CTE into each other
The super bowl is kinda like that. It'd be like watching the Tyre Nichols video all over again.

[Anonymous No.18925214]

>>18925120
The head trauma outweighs the naked men grappling each other (which is ancient greekpilled)
>>18925204
Too much padding and armor, if rugby was a real sport and not just a bong hobby it would be better

[Anonymous No.18925222]

I only enjoyed the superb owl for the commercials and food specials that restaurants that focused on the superbowl would push, but I'm on a diet now and can't enjoy the things I loved, and I don't watch ads anymore.
The little things are long gone, making way for a depressing future. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.18925226]

>>18925088
Sorry about your dad bro. Go give your mom a hug.

[Anonymous No.18925234]

>>18925226
maybe I will make the stupid snacks with her, she’s 65 now and I keep deluding myself that she’s gonna live forever
I’m a bad son and don’t deserve love

[Anonymous No.18925237]

>>18922368
Looks like fucking trash, you savages have to familiarize yourself with some god damn carne asada chips/fries already.

[Anonymous No.18925415]

>>18925088
just go to her and make those fucking snacks

[Anonymous No.18925450]

>>18925088
Have sex with your mom

[Anonymous No.18925451]

>>18925450

[Anonymous No.18925468]

>>18925088
That sucks. Push through and make snacks with your mom. You'll be glad you did. Drinking is acceptable at any time of day on Super Bowl Sunday.

[Anonymous No.18925494]

>>18922368
>actually watching that horseshit

[Anonymous No.18925512]

>>18925494
What's to be expected from the foot posting fag?

[Anonymous No.18925677]

>>18922368
fuck off i fucking hate sports it’s so fucking gay
“woooow look at that millionaire ball tossin boy he can really toss that ball woah he runnin so fast look at him go”
people that care about sports teams make me violently ill grown ass men put on their cute little uniform and yell at the tv and get mad when “their team” doesn’t win. you’re not on the team dude. i don’t understand why this brand of autism is not only socially acceptable but expected. i don’t give a fuck who kicks the ball into the hoop the hardest fuck off and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18925678]

>>18922368
Not nachos because when you leave them out the chips get soggy. Stick with wings, fries and other deep dried hors d'oeuvres.

[Anonymous No.18925682]

>>18922368
I just can't get over how every time I see this thread the perspective makes OP look like he has a tiny little babyfoot.

[Anonymous No.18925750]

>>18925088
She is hurting and just wants to spend time with the man she hasn't lost yet, but she understands that you're hurting too and won't be mad. Make sure and give her a hug anon.

[Anonymous No.18925775]

>>18925677
t. bullied in school

[Anonymous No.18925791]

>>18922368
I need some help

Do I do
1. Pizza -from unknown local place
Or 2 min papa john (its so close I can smell it in my home)

2. Taco bell - also close and cheap

3. Sonic - burgers and stuff, closer then my local pizza, but farther from everything else.

Which do I do?