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best craft beer ever made

>> No.18921676

>>18921666
I was gonna say it's the best CRAP beer ever made but it isn't even that

>> No.18921782
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18921782

>>18921666
Real Aussie hours

>> No.18921814

>not a longneck

>> No.18921817

>>18921782
Thirsty work shitposting in this heat

>> No.18921828

>>18921814
longnecks are not very crafty

>> No.18921829

If you are a fair dinkum full grown aussie…

>> No.18921831
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18921831

>>18921666
I don’t drink beer. Is there a difference between these two?

>> No.18921840

>>18921831
when you're comparing VB and MB there is just a discernible difference. when you're comparing the whole world of beers and beverages in general, these motherfuckers are identical.

think of google maps anon. you can zoom way in on 23 Fuckface Ave and 25 Fuckface Ave and those two houses and yards are nothing alike. But then you zoom out to the whole continent or globe and it's literally the same dot on the map.

I'll go ahead and throw Carlton and Tooheys as neighbours across the street because who can honestly fucking tell.

>> No.18921843

>>18921666
>best craft beer ever made
Oh fuck, this is the height of delusion...

For starters it's in cans?

No... just no I can't be wasting my energy arguing with retards...

>> No.18921849
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18921849

>>18921843
gg redart

>> No.18921851

>>18921843
dog cunt

>> No.18921882

>>18921851
>dog cunt
That is probably more tasty than the best beers they brew within 1000 miles of your shitty podunk wannabe village

>> No.18921883

>>18921843
you know nothing about beer

>> No.18921890

>>18921882
I have partaken and can confirm, it is. I'm the anon you're responding to btw

>> No.18921893

>>18921890
Lol this guy is retarded bragging about tasting dog cunts...
>>18921883
>you know nothing about beer
test me bitch you're retarded and delusional

>> No.18921981

>>18921666
great for breakfast

>> No.18921985

>>18921666
i like coopers

>> No.18921987

>>18921981
This cunt

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>>18921814
>>18921828
>longneck
they're called "Tallies"

>> No.18923202

VB LOOONGNECK AT 20 TO 8 IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN

>> No.18923240

>>18921814
>>18923178
Not calling them king browns

>> No.18923580

>>18921893
>test me bitch
you already failed

>> No.18924206

For me. It's 0.0%

>> No.18924210

>>18924206
what are you saying

>> No.18924226

>>18924206
what the fuck is wrong with you cunt

>> No.18924317

Had VB for the first time when visiting NZ a few years ago and even though it's considered just generic pisswater by you aussies and kiwis it's way better than 90%of American mainstream beers. You can definitely tell it isn't manlde from corn like American beers are.

>> No.18924508

>>18924226
I have Crohn's. No booze.

>> No.18924756
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18924756

for me it's aldi piss

>> No.18924850

>>18924756
that's a good fucking price, I need to try it

>> No.18924858

>>18921666
how do i obtain these in the US?

>> No.18924870

>>18924858
try buying them somewhere

>> No.18924877

>>18924870
no liquor store sells them and it doesnt look like you can buy them online either

>> No.18924879

drinking some now, about to go for a walk and grab another 30 pack
>>18924858
did a quick search and it probably depends on where you live in the US

>> No.18924887

>>18924858
I seen ‘‘em in Sam Fransisco

>> No.18924890

>>18924887
you have to drink all 30 cans in one sitting

>> No.18924893

>>18924858
Its basically rebranded fosters but with slightly lower alcohol content made by the same company. You're not missing much

>> No.18924897

>>18924890
my record is 48 over a 12 hour period of sinking piss

>> No.18924899

>>18924893
i know its shit tier beer
>>18924879
>>18924887
must be because im in the northeast

>> No.18924900

>>18924756
storm and blonde are decent new zealand beers but that rivet stuff is canned in like thailand or somewhere and they use shitty water.

>> No.18924914

>>18924900
vietnam. probably the same dirty water that basa fish are raised in

>> No.18924915

>>18924899
tastes way better out of a tap, don't think you would find that in the US though. maybe some faggot bar in CA
>>18924900
all the import beers you get in AU/NZ are bottled in Singapore or some other SEA place

>> No.18925495
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18925495

>>18921666
I'm more of a Toohey East Coast IPA guy

>> No.18925505

>>18925495
>4.6%
(ಠل͟ಠ)

>> No.18925535

>>18925505
that's considered "full strength" in Australia. so if you want stronger you gotta look beyond the mass produced standard cheepies

(ಠ,ಠ)

>> No.18925690

>>18924858
if you get VB, get it in the bottles and not the tins.
VB tins taste way worse for some reason.
also put em in the fridge until they're icy cold.
aussie beer's best ice ice fucking cold on a super hot day

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>>18925535
>that's considered "full strength" in Australia
4% - 5% is full strength everywhere in the world. Budweiser and Coors and most average US beers are around 5% yet you inevitably get some retard balking at a beer or alcoholic beverage that isn't some 10% abv malt liquor garbage in these beer threads.

>> No.18925768

>>18921814
It's not 20 to 8 in the morning

>> No.18925799

>>18921666
C U N T
U
N
T

>> No.18925803

>>18925799
Nah mate not a big fan of Northern Territory

>> No.18925805

>>18925745
>4%-5%
Why even bother then? Who wants to drink 30 fucking beers to get drunk?

>> No.18925813

>>18925745
anon, normal Bud and Coors etc is stock standard 5%. normal Tooheys and VeeBee etc is stocck standard 4.4-4.6%

Idunno why but everything's half a perccent lower, and I'm only talking about the industry standard amongst major big beers

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18926021

still remember when these were $30 for a 30-block. went down like water, nothing better than splitting it down the middle with a mate and spending all saturday getting pissed

>> No.18926186

>>18925805
Most of the general population

>> No.18926200

>>18926186
That's why you fortify it with a bottle of whisky then use the beer as a chaser

>> No.18926207

>>18926200
or just drink 30 beers
sorry anon but sooner or later you're going to have to accept that different people like different things

>> No.18926358

>>18925813
half a fucking percent is negligible you fucking goof, absolutely no-one can tell the difference between a beer with 4.5% and a beer with 5% abv
Plenty of people around the world drink beer that is 4 - 5 percent and get buzzed/pissed/blotto/drunk on it just fine.

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>>18921666
>VB

>> No.18926957

>>18925745
I'm currently drinking a golden ale made from a brewery in Portland, Oregon that has a 5.1% ABV.

I got a six-pack of German-Style Pilsner that's sitting in my fridge from a different brewery in Portland, that has a 6% ABV.

That's not even taking into consideration pales, stouts and IPAs.

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18927091

Based and F1-pilled

>> No.18928290

need to find a good stout to buy
any suggs?

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18928390

>>18928290
i gotchu bro

>> No.18928434

>>18926358
i didn't imply any of those things i was just pointing out the simple fact, i wasn't drawing any conclusions

>> No.18928478

>>18928290
coopers

>> No.18928558

>>18924508
thats an unfortunate thing to have wrong

>> No.18928579
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>>18928290

>> No.18928621

>>18925745
4-5% is really low end, bruce. doesn't get much weaker than that

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18929150

Step aside children

>> No.18929159

>>18929150
the pale is delishes but the sparkling's my main jam

>> No.18930122

>>18929150
too expensive

>> No.18930154

>go on holiday with family to Thailand
>Australian people are there
>they keep loudly swearing even after I've given them several angry looks
and so I learned to hate them, the niggers of the Anglo world

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18930162

boongs love it, they even have a boong name for it that means "green devil" or some shit.

>> No.18930165

>>18921831
>>18921840
MB uses Ringwood hops.

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18930199

I think you're mistaken

>> No.18930218

>>18930199
Didn't this used to be toohey's red? I haven't seen that shit in years

>> No.18931044

>>18930199
Where do I buy this?

>> No.18932177

>>18921666
If I think this tastes watery and flavourless but still prefer it to pale ale what should I drink?

>> No.18932237

>>18930162
How do they afford it?

>> No.18933222

>>18932177
I'm fucking tired of Australian pale ales, would much rather have a good lager these days