/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18919462]

confess your /ck/ sins

[Anonymous No.18919481]

>>18919462
I wash my mushrooms under running water instead of wiping them with a damp towel. They're so fucking dirty and I've never noticed an unpleasant texture from the added water.

[Anonymous No.18919490]

>>18919481
Mushrooms are already 92% water, washing them causes no problems.

[Anonymous No.18919501]

>>18919462
I shill MPW whenever a Gordon thread appears.

[Anonymous No.18919539]

>>18919462
I use coconut oil to make chocolate

[Anonymous No.18919634]

>>18919462
I put Maggi into almost everything I cook

[Anonymous No.18919661]

i use bay leafs

[Anonymous No.18919692]

>>18919661
Bay leaves are amazing wdym

[Anonymous No.18919696]

>>18919462
I haven't cleaned my kitchen in a week, there are piles of dirty pots and pans

[Anonymous No.18919716]

>>18919462
I do a full shop every week, fully intending to make homemade meals and eat properly.
But I get lazy, order food, graze on small prepackaged snacks rather than actual meals and throw most of the stuff I bought out.

[Anonymous No.18919724]

>>18919716
You should buy frozen produce instead of fresh. It's really just as good in most recipes and won't go bad by the end of the week. You can freeze your meats too.

[Anonymous No.18919725]

>>18919481
>>18919490
Yeah, they taste best when you fry the water out of them anyway, so long as you're not soaking them for like 30 minutes it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.18919729]

>>18919462
I don't eat steak

[Anonymous No.18919757]

>>18919462
i hate cooking

[Anonymous No.18919802]

i don't wash my cast iron
like, i wipe it with a towel after it cools and put it away
i've done this for 2 years

[Anonymous No.18919864]

>>18919481
Rinsing them with water is perfectly reasonable. Don't want dirt on the shroomies

[Anonymous No.18919918]

>>18919481
I don’t wash them at all. I cook them with the dirt on lmao

[Anonymous No.18919922]

>>18919462
I drink at least 2 liters of soda a day.

[Anonymous No.18919928]

>>18919922
What color is your piss?

[Anonymous No.18919933]

>>18919928
dark yellow to the point it almost looks orange

[Anonymous No.18919972]

>>18919481
The dirt is literally free flavor dude what are you doing.

[Anonymous No.18919991]

I used to eat steak well done because I hated the run off into potatoes and veg. Switched to medium as I realised I wouldn't be able to have fillet like I always do.

[Anonymous No.18920039]

>>18919991
you typed this thinking someone would respond and care
you also typed the captcha thinking it was worth posting this response for your time
>https://voca.ro/1g78RbsI5qbB
https://voca.ro/1g78RbsI5qbB
>https://voca.ro/1g78RbsI5qbB
https://voca.ro/1g78RbsI5qbB

[Anonymous No.18920120]

>>18920039
(You)

[Anonymous No.18920138]

i've read all about factory farming and watched lots of visceral videos documenting how the animals are treated
and I still eat meat

[Anonymous No.18920152]

>>18920138
Wow

[Anonymous No.18920186]

Sometimes I drink from bowls if I run out of cups

I hate eating after peoples utensils and I prefer plastic

I pee in the shower

[Anonymous No.18920261]

I actually like watching cooking with jack

[Anonymous No.18920320]

>>18919462
I've been watching the sousaging jewtuber before going to sleep for like two months.

[Anonymous No.18920330]

>>18920186
when I was a little kid I used to drink out of bowls and pretend I lived in a jungle with dinosaurs

[Anonymous No.18920332]

i use italian seasoning nearly every time i cook

[Anonymous No.18920345]

>>18920039
I fucking hate you, you effort posting hoe. I know youre going for boxy vibes but youre probably just girl Chris Chan, go fuck your dad and get arrested.

I apologize for the bad vibes and malice, but your voice make me mad

[Anonymous No.18920382]

>>18920330
Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.18920385]

>>18919481
the best way to wash mushrooms is throwing them into a big bowl full of water, slosh em around, dump water, refill, slosh shrooms some more, dump water again, dump shrooms on a kitchen towel. finito

[Anonymous No.18920392]

>>18919462
I never use accurate measurements when baking.

[Anonymous No.18920396]

>>18920039
>click this it takes me to https://voca.ro
>giant advertisement for some website called nuts.com
>that's a lotta nuts!
also I don't care either

[Anonymous No.18920397]

>>18920392
You're not supposed to measure things accurately when cooking.

[Anonymous No.18920408]

>>18919729
Cook a blue rare one right now and eat it with your hands, not knife/fork.

>>18919922
eat fruit and bacon and drop the soda.

>>18920397
You are supposed to use accurate measurements for baking

[Anonymous No.18920418]

I don't autistically keep track of how long something is frying on a pan or boiling in a dutch oven.

[Anonymous No.18920419]

I don't actually like 70% chocolate. I'm glad that fetish died in the 2010s. Today it's as boomer cringe as refusing to drink merlot.

[Anonymous No.18920432]

>>18919462
I had 2 different packs of ramen for lunch today, and am considering having a third. I got a ramen shipment and want to try another new one.

[Anonymous No.18920464]

I genuinely prefer most fast food hamburgers over restaurant or homemade hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.18920527]

I sometimes sample my meal with a spoon while cooking it for my family.

[Anonymous No.18920622]

>>18920408
>You are supposed to use accurate measurements for baking
What I've learned/realized is that that's only true if you want the result to be EXACTLY the same every time. If you don't mind a little variation, it's totally fine.

[Anonymous No.18920636]

>>18919462
I’m 171 lbs at 5’10” and I cook my eggs with butter. Fatties like me don’t deserve flavor.

[Anonymous No.18920654]

I put spray cheese on almost everything I eat. I've can't remember the last time I've eaten in at a fast food place because they don't have spray cheese as a condiment. Even if it makes more sense for my schedule to eat in at a fast food place, I won't unless I remembered to bring a can of spray cheese in my car, and even then, I'll eat it in the car to save myself the embarrassment of having to show the entire restaurant my spray cheese.

A while back, I had to go to a really fancy restaurant for a family get-together, and I was nearly kicked out by the waitstaff for "ruining the atmosphere" when I put spray cheese on my steak tartare. After nearly getting on my knees while apologizing, they let me stay to finish the meal, but it was extremely uncomfortable, especially since there wasn't anything on the menu that could satisfy my particular palate. I'm pretty sure I could hear some waitresses giggling from the kitchen when I passed by it to go to the bathroom.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some white trash redneck who can't cook. I really like copying Alton Brown and Adam Rageusa, often to the letter, but no matter what they make, I WILL spray cheese it. I can't live without it.

[Anonymous No.18920673]

I watch binging with babish and I enjoy it but I hate Josh wiseman because he is autistic

I like ordinary sausage on YouTube


I prefer steak to be cooked medium

[Anonymous No.18920682]

>>18919462
I used Hokkaido milk bread to substitute Lasagna.

[Anonymous No.18920688]

I did it. I had #3 ramen. Not my usual habit.

Tried Paldo's jajangmyeon for the first time. Very good quality. A little sweet maybe, but very nice.

[Anonymous No.18920707]

>>18919462
I am bulimic and have had 3 purge sessions today alone

[Anonymous No.18920718]

>>18919462
I eat only raw food as a cope for having gotten the vax.

[Anonymous No.18921056]

i specifically buy and eat 'camping' foods like spam, cheap ramen, bars hot dogs, smores, because it reminds me of highschool when i used to go camping with my friends every weekend and we just had fun eating all this garbage. it reminds me of when i used to have friends

[Anonymous No.18921096]

>>18920673
babish videos where he can edit and script them and it's just, "lets try to make this thing from that TV show" aren't terrible
his behind the scenes stuff and anything that isn't prepared or is a guest spot is just too spergy millenial for me

[Anonymous No.18921106]

>>18920654
This is revolting and fake but I still choose to believe it.

[Anonymous No.18921110]

>>18920673
If ordinary sausage spoke in a normal voice I would watch every episode. His concept is great.

[Anonymous No.18921124]

i refuse to peel ginger with a spoon

[Anonymous No.18921151]

>>18921124
Why? I also don't and usually play a fun little game where I use my chdfs knife to carefully peel the ginger with as little wastage as possible.

[Anonymous No.18921159]

>>18921151
im tired of people telling me this "trick". i just don't mind wasting a bit stuck on the skin because it dries up before i can use all of it most of the time

[Anonymous No.18921169]

if the customer isn't black, i'll eat something like an onion ring off their plate when cleaning the table.
sometimes i eat too quickly and feel disgusted, throw away a bite or two of the sandwich, but then an hour later go and pick it back up off the top of the garbage (never have gone digging yet)
pass out drinking? that hours old warm flat beer can be finished in 1-2 goes before i allow myself to open another

[Anonymous No.18921229]

>>18919928
NTA but >>18920313

[Anonymous No.18921239]

>>18920039

[Anonymous No.18921251]

>>18919922
hey how did you get a picture of me?

[Anonymous No.18921261]

>>18920186
when i worked in a restaurant and got refills, there wasn't this panic covid shit so i could bring a cup back to the machine and refill it. if it was a cute girl i'd taste the straw
always awful, even if she was the cutest loli you'd ever done seen'd.

[Anonymous No.18921368]

>>18921110
It's a little bit cringe but at least it's a new kind of cringe that hasn't been copied by everybody (yet).

[Anonymous No.18921381]

>>18920392
>>18920397
SOVL
>>18920408
SOVLESS

[Anonymous No.18921383]

>>18920138
I was vegan for 8 years. Now I do carnivore/keto.

[Anonymous No.18921386]

>>18920654
This is now a copypasta

[Anonymous No.18921743]

>>18919462
For some reason I'm convinced this image is a Cool Hand Luke reference or something but I cannot tell why.

[Anonymous No.18921751]

>>18921743
You must eat the (overly-developed) eggs.

[Anonymous No.18921797]

I put MSG in pretty much everything, and I use pre-peeled garlic instead of fresh every time

[Anonymous No.18921803]

>>18919462
I drink excessively and become crazy beyond any reasonable level...

Night after night after night after night after night after night after...

[Anonymous No.18921903]

>>18919462
None, I'm a responsible, organized, clean and healthy cook

[Anonymous No.18922019]

>>18919462
/ck/ sins
I dose my oatmeal with hot sauce
I dust my homemade pizzas with old bay

non-/ck/ sins
the first thing I looked for was the rooster

[Anonymous No.18922027]

>>18919462
>confess your /ck/ sins
I keep getting way to drunk and worshipping pagan gods and talking mad shit and challenging everyone but mods dont ban me and later on ppl just make fun of me for it but the pact has been sealed between the old gods and myself

what can be done?

[Anonymous No.18922059]

>>18919729
Weird but not a sin

[Anonymous No.18922075]

I once purchased fastfood and disguised it as my own cooking.

[Anonymous No.18922112]

I currently have a dozen of dirty plates/bowls/pans next to my sink, I *think* I will wash them tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18922118]

>>18919462
I would love to choke out every pedo that posts anime as an adult because enough kids have been groomed already for a lifetime of homosexuallity.

[Anonymous No.18922146]

>>18919729
I know what a good steak is, I like steak enough, but I never eat it either. I’d always rather have a burger.

[Anonymous No.18922147]

>>18922118
is that who posts all the anime?

[Anonymous No.18922163]

>>18919462
I'm an awful cook and the only thing I can reliably make is rice pilaf.

[Anonymous No.18922242]

>>18922118
projecting closet homo/pedo lmao

[Anonymous No.18923899]

>>18922075
>t.

[Anonymous No.18923905]

>>18922163
Rice pilaf isn't the easiest recipe in the world. If you can make that I'm sure you could make other things too. Make sure you read the recipe in full before you start cooking.

[Anonymous No.18923926]

>>18919462
I've never cracked my own black pepper in my life.

[Anonymous No.18924005]

I put ketchup on pizza

[Anonymous No.18924090]

>>18919462
I cook 1 meal, intended to feed 4-6, all in 1 large pan, and put that pan in the fridge, spooning it out over the course of the week for dinner

[Anonymous No.18924102]

>>18924090
If you put it into glass containers you can call it meal prep and white women will flock to you.

[Anonymous No.18924129]

>>18919462
my FSM gets pissed off every order because we go through 1.5x as much soup base as we should
it's me. i use up to 2x the soup base. my soup is good, fuck it

[Anonymous No.18924137]

my sharpening stone said to only use with oil, but I exclusively use tap water instead

[Anonymous No.18924166]

>>18919481
these lil niggas get rained on in nature water wont do anything to them

[Anonymous No.18924382]

>>18920330
Based imagination Anon

[Anonymous No.18924507]

As I've gotten older I've started liking my meat cooked medium rare closer to medium.
I think jarred minced garlic is perfectly fine, though I suspect my local stores brand in olive oil is an outlier because other brands I've tried are abominations
I usually buy pre-made mashed potatoes and think they taste as good as homemade without the bullshit hassle.
>>18919481
I think it was Alton who pointed out that doing this makes no real difference in the Mushrooms, you'd need to soak them for a longer period to actually cause them to absorb considerable amounts of water

[Anonymous No.18924511]

When I enjoy a Nutty Buddy bar, I separate the individual layers (4 total) and spread extra peanut butter on them and then put them back together to form a Mega Buddy.

[Anonymous No.18924520]

Confessed this one before, but it still weighs on me.

I enjoy eating green lentils with sauerkraut as a meal, but I am ashamed of myself and only do this when I am alone

[Anonymous No.18924525]

>>18919462
I save the unused shake and bake coating in the freezer, and just add more. I re-use it about 10 times before tossing it.

[Anonymous No.18924535]

I use ketchup instead of tomato paste as a base for a lot of curry dishes. It's always delicious and I'm not sorry.

[Anonymous No.18924542]

>>18924129
>my FSM
huh?

[Anonymous No.18924558]

>>18919481
>They're so fucking dirty
it's just cow shit, I don't wash them, I just dust them a little.

>>18920138
same here

[Anonymous No.18924560]

>>18919462
I simply can't lose weight anymore. I don't get it. I've been eating like maybe 700 cals a day for the past couple weeks and today my pants were TIGHTER than usual. I swear to God I'm getting fatter. I don't understand it. It's starting to give me panic attacks I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.18924573]

I've been secretly adjusting my friends scale so he thinks he isn't losing weight, fuckers barely eating now.

LOL

[Anonymous No.18924576]

i eat Pizza or Burger with Rice.
Like my momma said, you are not eating if there's no rice on it.

[Anonymous No.18926385]

>>18920039
>troon voice
I bet you AGP smirk behind the screen too faggot.

[Anonymous No.18926389]

>>18919991
based

>>18920345
thats because its a mans voice pretending to be a woman.

[Anonymous No.18926405]

>>18923899

It was indeed a disturbing universe

[Anonymous No.18927446]

>>18924560
>700 cals a day
If you starve yourself like that the body will go into starvation mode and hold onto its fat reserves for dear life. Eat just a little below recommended daily cals (CONDIMENTS AREN'T CALS FREE) and exercise a little.

[Anonymous No.18928111]

>>18919462
sometimes i post a old pic in a "post you last meal tread" but i'm pretty sure everybody knows because i've been posting the same pics for the last 7 years and there is only about 50 real people on this board

[Anonymous No.18928158]

>>18920707
you better be skinny
nobody likes a fatter thats bulimic

[Anonymous No.18928199]

>>18924560
you gotta hit macros or your body will freak out,

[Anonymous No.18928205]

>>18919462
Well-done steak with sauce >>> rare steak with no sauce

[Anonymous No.18928224]

>>18919462
When I was a child, I used to put vanilla ice cream in my mouth and let it melt, and then spit it out in the bowl. I'd do this until all icecream was melted, then we'd eat it. We used to call it icecream soup.

[Anonymous No.18928343]

>>18919933
you should just sodastream pedialyte or something. my friend used it to lose 50lbs

[Anonymous No.18928358]

I like to eat string cheese by dipping it in apple sauce and scooping a big heaping hulking huge amount of apple sauce on it. DELICIOUS.

[Anonymous No.18928366]

>>18928358
Honestly that's just the cheap version of cheese and apple/fig jam. Sounds great.

[Anonymous No.18928375]

>>18919462
When I get drunk I make buffalo chicken ramen which is basically just instant ramen noodles boiled, drained, and then thrown in a pan with chicken, Frank's hot sauce, and butter and stir fried.

[Anonymous No.18928427]

>>18928224
>I'd do this until all icecream was melted, then we'd eat it.
fun for the whole family

[Anonymous No.18928443]

i scrape the mold off brie, only the cheap stuff tho

[Anonymous No.18928454]

>>18924542
Female Slash Male

[Anonymous No.18928768]

I don't like Lobster.

The only times I ever ate lobster, it was a lobster roll and I nearly vomited because of the texture and the fact that I think my brain expected it to be hot, and it was cold.

[Anonymous No.18929045]

>>18924573
>>18924560
Is this your friend anon?

[Anonymous No.18929083]

>>18921110
Feel the same about Chef John

[Anonymous No.18929088]

>>18926385
What does AGP stand for?

[Anonymous No.18929097]

>>18919462
Chopsticks are an inferior utensil.

[Anonymous No.18929102]

i put pickle juice on rice. i like sour food. also pickle juice has mustard and onion in it

[Anonymous No.18929179]

>>18919462
theres more of these images with the nuns right?
can someone post them pls
also i keep a tea cup in my bedroom and only wash it when it gets really fucking gross

[Anonymous No.18929351]

>>18922027
What was the pact

[Anonymous No.18929368]

>>18929088
Autogynephilia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard%27s_transsexualism_typology

[Anonymous No.18929422]

>>18919729
As I’ve gotten older I’ve gotten very selective about steak.
I couldn’t give a shit about filet mignon or loin or porterhouse cuts anymore. Now I exclusively enjoy rib, flank, and skirt.

[Anonymous No.18929423]

i fucking hate cooking for myself id rather order in or starve

[Anonymous No.18929446]

>>18929179
diva_(hyxpk) on some booru

[Anonymous No.18929447]

>>18929446
ty

[Anonymous No.18929452]

>>18929088
Its an old video card standard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerated_Graphics_Port

[Anonymous No.18929466]

>>18919462
>choked really bad on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>swallowed, but wouldnt go down, drank water it came back up
>felt like it was stuck in throat for hours, panicked
>decide then and there I was allergic to peanuts i guess
>havent touched a single product that has peanuts, or was made in a factory with peanuts, barely eaten out in the last 12 years.

>couple years ago, get diagnosed with EOE, throat disease which causes dysphagia and choking if it flares up, fucks the lining of your throat up

>know why my throat flared up
>know why I choked
>still afraid of eating peanuts to this day.

I know its an irrational fear, but choking is really awful.
Its hard to get over that mental barrier.

[Anonymous No.18929471]

>>18920138
I think meat is morally wrong to eat, but I still do it because I already have a slight problem with eating enough food and I can't eliminate a majority of my diet over my morality. Or more than likely I simply don't want too.

[Anonymous No.18929482]

>>18924102
What if I use plastic take away containers?

[Anonymous No.18929521]

>>18919462
I've gotten so disinterested and unmotivated to cook that the most common meal I eat now is a chicken thight that I cook in the air fryer unseasoned.
I don't think I'm depressed or anything like that, I just can't work up the motivation to cook somethat that actually tastes good.

[Anonymous No.18929635]

>>18919462
I'm a competent cook and make good meals for my family.

I sometimes use MSG to enhance flavor.
I dry brine all meats but in the past year like my steaks medium for some inexplicable reason.
Unless I brown some meat in it, I don't wash my cast iron skillet, just wipe it out with a single paper towel.
I live in Dungeness crab paradise but I don't like it. It's a PITA to eat and I don't find it all that interesting.
I do 95% of all the cooking and clean-up in the house and my wife isn't all that grateful about it.

[Anonymous No.18929744]

>>18929521
marinate your chicken before hand in a ziplock then pan fry it? just about as easy and tastes p good.

Or you could try some sous vide steak or pork. It's fairly easy to get into, although it can be expensive sometimes depending on how you decide to do it

[Anonymous No.18929916]

I use jarred pre-minced garlic and have no plans to stop

[Anonymous No.18930595]

>>18929521
Kinda sounds like depression brother.

[Anonymous No.18930642]

>>18919462
>Said I wasn't going to eat Taco Bell anymore because the price is way too high and lest time I got a Mexican pizza. It was stale and gross.
> Have not eaten at Taco Bell for a year
> Have a bad day at work.
>Get really drunk
> Go to Taco Bell
> Order $50 worth of Taco Bell
> Come home slam another quarter bottle of tequila
> Drunk as fuck go to eat my Mexican pizza
>It is stale and disgusting tastes like plastic and it cost $8
>Get mad then pass out on the couch
>Wake up with a bad hang over
>first thing I see is $42 left of Taco Bell

Fuck taco bell

[Anonymous No.18930668]

>>18930642
Lel I have been there. The secret is to get real drunk again every night for a week and live off of microwaved Taco Baco.
tinkle outside the binkle my dude

[Anonymous No.18930879]

>>18920039
>kym filename

[Anonymous No.18930891]

>>18919462
I season the steak, not the cutting board

[Anonymous No.18930911]

>>18928375
That actually sounds good I’m trying that tonight

[Anonymous No.18931189]

>>18919462
I prefer an overcooked, grey ass porkchop to a "nice" steak any day of the week. Steak is the most overrated meme food on planet Earth, even more so than shit like bacon and sriracha.

[Anonymous No.18932417]

>>18921261
You are one disgusting faggot.

[Anonymous No.18932586]

>>18919462
I love blueberries!

[Anonymous No.18932610]

im fukcing lazy
i see recipes calling for 10+ different ingredients, and i just think to myself "lol, no"
in my defense, i am pretty good about avoiding delivery/takeout
but i do dumb down every recipe to the greatest extent possible

[Anonymous No.18932613]

>>18920039
>https://voca.ro/1g78RbsI5qbB
Wiggers are a thorn is the side of humanity.

[Anonymous No.18932654]

Every morning I eat a waffle, my school has these waffle irons with mix and I keep consooming them. Also soda, but I'm slowly cutting back

[Anonymous No.18932725]

>>18926389
anyone with voice that high has overies, not testes.

the message is still the same.

[Anonymous No.18932731]

>>18929744
I really think we're more at the level of using a cheap(Maruchan or TOP) ramen flavor packet(NOT all of it,) on it in the air fryer.
>>18929521
Truly, anon-- just start out with salt, pepper and prefab poultry seasoning.
And start taking 8,000-10,000 IU of Vitamin D daily.

[Anonymous No.18932862]

>>18920330
Your mom is a living fossil

[Anonymous No.18932865]

>>18920464
>genuinely
Reddit

[Anonymous No.18932872]

>>18921251
Searched for cute white cus male ;)

[Anonymous No.18932881]

I used to cram zucchinis, potatoes, and cucumbers. I always felt disgusted post nut and would take out the garbage asap.

Recently I was at the store and some fat fuck in shorts was buying 3 zucchinis and two other random items to conceal their purpose. I just know, you just know, we all just know.