/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18918880]

What are some single use items that are actually useful?

[Anonymous No.18919011]

>>18918880
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.18919013]

>>18918880
rice cookers

[Anonymous No.18919017]

hypodermic needles

[Anonymous No.18919020]

>>18918880
Electric kettle

[Anonymous No.18919022]

Garlic press

[Anonymous No.18919090]

A good knife is all I really need for most things, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.18919436]

>>18918880
condoms

[Anonymous No.18919445]

>>18918880

[Anonymous No.18919447]

>>18918880
the AT4 single shot rocket launcher

[Anonymous No.18919449]

>>18919090
This. Everything else is goygadgets.

[Anonymous No.18919451]

>>18919020
Never thought about this as a single use item but yeah, good pick.

[Anonymous No.18919460]

>>18919445
Just use a potato masher

[Anonymous No.18919469]

>>18919445
How is this better than a spatula

[Anonymous No.18919488]

>>18919460
I have a metal potato masher and there's no way I'm using that in my nonstick pans. Probably fine otherwise.
>>18919469
A spatula's fine for ground beef/turkey, but for sausage meat the meat chopper is way faster and saves your wrist the pain of twisting so much.

[Anonymous No.18919496]

[Anonymous No.18919499]

>>18919488
Stop using nonstick, pussy

[Anonymous No.18919502]

>>18919496
Makes garlic too pulpy, use a knfe

[Anonymous No.18919531]

>>18919499
I know I should but it's hard to find non-nonstick pans for cheap.

[Anonymous No.18919707]

>>18919488
>saves your wrist the pain of twisting so much

[Anonymous No.18919712]

>>18919496
Just mince it like a normal person. If you need a finer consistence, smear it with the blade of your knife and scrape it up.

[Anonymous No.18919738]

>>18918880
? just spoon it out and cut it retard

[Anonymous No.18919744]

>>18918880
Swiss army knife

[Anonymous No.18919771]

>>18918880
this thing

[Anonymous No.18919807]

>>18919771
You can use it to discipline your children

[Anonymous No.18919812]

>>18919090
You make it into thermite to boil water?

[Anonymous No.18919826]

egg cutter
dough scrapers

[Anonymous No.18920000]

>>18919771
I prefer my old marble one. It won't warm dough, and it's heavy enough to do some of the work itself.

[Anonymous No.18920116]

>>18918880
Pizza peel, pizza cutter, pasta sheeter/cutter

[Anonymous No.18920159]

>>18919447
man i loved using that thing in BC2; always felt good to make the chopper whores seethe

[Anonymous No.18920167]

>>18919445
That looks annoying to clean.

[Anonymous No.18920179]

potato ricer

[Anonymous No.18920195]

>>18919445
this looks like it could plunge my toilet

[Anonymous No.18920255]

>>18918880
Fridge, Oven, Spoon

[Anonymous No.18920257]

>>18919826
>>18919771
>>18919496
>>18919445
>>18918880
Not single use & OP is a retard

[Anonymous No.18920270]

>>18919451
I put the ramen flavor powder in there at night to make sipping broth. and tea bags in it in the mornings to wake up. I heat up both under my bed so it can warm my bedding while I browse 4chan from my phone.

[Anonymous No.18920271]

>>18920116
Pizza cutter can be used for cutting more things than just pizza

[Anonymous No.18920275]

>>18920271
can I use it to remove my foreskin

[Anonymous No.18920287]

>>18920270
Why can't you just warm your bedding with your body?

[Anonymous No.18920292]

>>18918880
Are we counting can openers, grindstones, or oven mittens?

[Anonymous No.18920314]

>>18920257
you can't convince me those disposable frisbees are single use.

[Anonymous No.18920324]

I've gotten a surprising amount of use out of my apple corer.

[Anonymous No.18920413]

>>18920159
That series peaked with BC2 and it has been on a downhill slide ever since

[Anonymous No.18920440]

rotary grater
they're annoying to clean though.

[Anonymous No.18920459]

i love this shit so much

>>18920324
also this

[Anonymous No.18920538]

>>18920271
Yeah you could probably find many multiple tasks for unitaskers if you want to be a contrarian faggot. I’ll check back here in an hour and I’d better see an apology.

[Anonymous No.18920543]

Potato masher and /thread and best single use item and never post this again

[Anonymous No.18920754]

>>18920179
you can also use it as a rice potator

[Anonymous No.18920769]

>>18919449
He said most things faggot

[Anonymous No.18920774]

>>18919445
british people really use cooking maces to cook

[Anonymous No.18920879]

>>18918880
Nutcracker ez pick

[Anonymous No.18921039]

>>18918880
pizza cutting wheel
pepper mill

[Anonymous No.18921544]

>>18920538
I use it to cut rolled dough

[Anonymous No.18921637]

Mandolin

[Anonymous No.18921668]

>>18920257
>mfw an anon actually knows what single-use means
OP you're looking for the word 'unitasker'

[Anonymous No.18921839]

>>18919445
Sauron's mace?

[Anonymous No.18921847]

>>18920314
Nigga if you re-use fucking paper plates you mentally ill

[Anonymous No.18921889]

>>18918880
Oven.

[Anonymous No.18921906]

>>18919017
>>18919436
As a prepper and conspiracy theorist I can assure you that these both have a LOT of uses and you should keep some in your bugout bag.

[Anonymous No.18922637]

>>18921637
That's not single use

[Anonymous No.18923042]

>>18919502
>>18919712

Can't say I disagree, but then again every single video with an American cooking something that requires minced garlic, and they'll pull out the nasty ol jar of preminced

[Anonymous No.18923066]

>>18918880
Apple corers, I use it on peppers and onions

[Anonymous No.18923070]

>>18922637
Neither is OP's avocado slicer yet here we are

[Anonymous No.18923146]

>>18918880
Rice cooker
Electric kettle
sounding rods

[Anonymous No.18923156]

>this frightens the american

[Anonymous No.18923318]

>>18923156
I have that and almost never use it

[Anonymous No.18923338]

>>18918880
I don't know why but apple tastes better sliced. Maybe because I'm getting a consistent mixture of skin and flesh.

[Anonymous No.18923399]

I don't have one but a friend who's also pretty decent in the kitchen is extremely happy with his egg cooker and I gotta say, he's selling it really well to me, I'm considering paying :tenbux: to get one myself.

It's even more of a unitasker than a rice cooker (which you can also steam vegetables in), it literally just cooks eggs, something a pot can also do.

But it takes every single bit of thought out of the process? How much water? To the line. How hot? Just press the button. How long? Should I set a clock? Just Press The Button. What if I have a different number of eggs? BUTTON.

And if you eat a lot of eggs, that starts making sense.

[Anonymous No.18923411]

Yeah like others wrote, a garlic press like these from zyliss, they even include a handy dandy cleaner tool that fits right under the handle so it cant be lost.

[Anonymous No.18923416]

[Anonymous No.18923423]

>>18923411

I have something like:

https://www.amazon.com/Amco-Garlic-Press-and-Slicer/dp/B000I1UYKW

The slicer is #great

[Anonymous No.18923439]

>>18923156
so this is what this thing is for..

[Anonymous No.18923441]

>>18923423
That one looks like some kind of kinky sex tool, all it needs is batterys.

[Anonymous No.18923475]

>>18923066
I always called this potato peeler. Mine has never met an apple before.

[Anonymous No.18923510]

>>18921847
that's incredibly wasteful anon.

[Anonymous No.18923546]

How is a garlic press not just a shittier potato ricer?

[Anonymous No.18923953]

>>18920543
I use my potato masher for lots of things. Mashing potatoes, making egg salad, stewed fruits...okay I use it for three things.

[Anonymous No.18924006]

>>18923156
not single use, I use one frequently to quickly slice cucumber for my sandwich

[Anonymous No.18924025]

>>18923042
Post 2 examples seething eurotard

I'm not even American but I can't recall seeing a single cooking video where anyone used jarred preminced garlic

[Anonymous No.18924115]

>>18918880
a soup ladel

[Anonymous No.18924262]

>>18923156
a long time ago my dad and I were watching this show on fancy cheese
a guy on that show had one of these
my dad called him "the cheese queer"

[Anonymous No.18924276]

>>18923156
>breaks the corner edges off your cheese
nothing personel

[Anonymous No.18924280]

>>18924115
chocolate sculptures.

[Anonymous No.18924285]

[Anonymous No.18924421]

>>18922637
after you cut your finger tips off, it will be

[Anonymous No.18924429]

>>18919807
you're a sick fuck, keep your disgusting sex fantasies for yourself, /ck/ is a blue board

[Anonymous No.18924444]

>>18920257
Only correct answer. Bunch of illiterate dumbasses itt.

[Anonymous No.18924503]

>>18924285
Just use forks

[Anonymous No.18924539]

>>18918880
Gloves

[Anonymous No.18924577]

>>18924444
Impressive. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.18925826]

sneed feeder

[Anonymous No.18925830]

>>18924285
>filename
Uh, what?

[Anonymous No.18925892]

>>18920257
You mean single usage. OP is talking about items with a single use.

[Anonymous No.18925919]

>>18924285
>>18920459
>>18919771
>>18919445
Is it a melee weapon thread

[Anonymous No.18925929]

>>18921668
who uni-asked-ya?

[Anonymous No.18925930]

>>18925919
It's a dildo thread if you are courageous enough.

[Anonymous No.18925989]

>>18918880
virgins

[Anonymous No.18925994]

>>18920459
Wasteful

[Anonymous No.18926046]

>>18924276
you have to change slice direction of course

[Anonymous No.18926065]

>>18919013
fpbp

[Anonymous No.18926074]

>>18919013
>rice cookers
>single use

[Anonymous No.18926092]

>>18920255
I don't think you understand what is a "single use item"

[Anonymous No.18926348]

>>18923156
Without a shade of doubt the single most retarded utensil ever conceived. Completely useless since it fucks up any block of cheese wider than the tiny little slit. Pic related is infinitely superior, and also comes in fancy adjustable buffetstyle versions if the price is a non-factor.

[Anonymous No.18926360]

>>18920459
was a fan of mine until i tried doing it manually and got almost 50% more pineapple for really not much more time/effort, plus was able to get rid of the tool which was kind of annoying to store. give manual a go anon

[Anonymous No.18926415]

>>18923156
I hate these for all the reasons mentioned, plus it's basically just a knife so why not use a fucking knife.

[Anonymous No.18926416]

>>18920257
Thank god I thought I was having a stroke, turns out everyone else is just terminal
>>18924444
Diagnosis confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18926440]

Manual Citrus Press and Orange Squeezer

[Anonymous No.18926452]

>>18926440
why not eat the rest of the orange or peel it and drop it in a blender? do you hate nutrients?

[Anonymous No.18926476]

[Anonymous No.18926483]

>>18926348
What's that?

[Anonymous No.18926502]

>>18919013
if you're of a culture that *always* has rice cooked, they're very useful

you can start it and not need to return twice at specific times just to turn a knob. you'll understand if you're ever on adult time instead of kid/neet time

[Anonymous No.18926587]

>>18926483
A cheeseslicer that actually works. When handled correctly it produces even slices without requiring the cheese block to be a rectangle, smaller than the average phoneshitters IQ.

[Anonymous No.18926627]

>>18919017
They're very reusable as long as you don't share them and even then there's nothing wrong with living on the edge.

[Anonymous No.18926702]

it's only for butter

[Anonymous No.18926738]

>>18924285
Guess we'll see who on /ck/ gets vanned.

[Anonymous No.18926747]

>>18926702
You can spread other stuff with it

[Anonymous No.18926751]

>>18926747
it's only for butter.

[Anonymous No.18926781]

>>18926751
You can't use if for cream cheese or jam?

[Anonymous No.18926792]

>>18926781
it's only for butter

[Anonymous No.18926800]

>>18920257
>>18921668
>>18924444
>>18926416
You're not smart for understanding what op meant. You're a retard who's too stupid to comprehend something that isn't spelled out for you.

[Anonymous No.18926864]

>>18919445
mmm microplastics

[Anonymous No.18926869]

>>18919826
My dad broke both of mine, tried to chop onions with them.

[Anonymous No.18926885]

>>18926869
holy based gorilla dad

[Anonymous No.18926887]

>>18924115
Ice cream scoop.

Yes, I'm fat.

[Anonymous No.18927295]

>>18918880
cheese grater

[Anonymous No.18927368]

>>18926360
It gives the ability to retain the husk for serving cocktails like pina coladas and daiquiris, so not entirely useless

[Anonymous No.18927380]

>>18927295
Isn't that just a grater? Does it repel non-dairy products?

[Anonymous No.18927383]

>>18927295
It can grate more than just cheese

[Anonymous No.18927479]

>>18918880
Got it as a gag gift.
Use it all the time.

[Anonymous No.18927484]

>>18927479
Oops.

[Anonymous No.18929190]

>>18926440
"You mean there's another way?"

[Anonymous No.18930549]

>>18926440
Where's the pouch with the orange and the electronic chip that makes the device accept the fruit and unlocks the press ?

[Anonymous No.18930567]

>>18926440
I use this

[Anonymous No.18930619]

>>18926476
I like how shiny it makes the eggs

[Anonymous No.18930627]

>>18919502
Chopping destroys garilc completely, use a press.

[Anonymous No.18930633]

>>18924025
Nta, but what's wrong with jars of preminced garlic?

[Anonymous No.18930648]

>>18930633
Don't worry about it. Spewing acronyms forced by reddït tourists means you'll never find yourself in a situation where you'll be able to tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.18930663]

>>18919013
I don't understand the point. Use a pot.

[Anonymous No.18930829]

>>18930648

I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon

you should try it too

[Anonymous No.18931034]

I used this. It easily turned cuccumber and shit into stings while coreing them.

[Anonymous No.18931042]

makes perfect toasted hotdogs and buns every time. Saving me at least 5 minutes off my hotdog time.

[Anonymous No.18931254]

>>18924262
This made me laugh, not sure why. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.18931264]

>>18926074
unless youre using an instant pot, you really cant use rice cookers for anything else than cooking rice

[Anonymous No.18931270]

>>18931042
cleaning them looks like more trouble than theyre worth

[Anonymous No.18931510]

>>18924262
If he used that for fancy cheese, the name was earned.

[Anonymous No.18932852]

>>18931270
Do you clean a toaster?
The heat will sterilize it.

[Anonymous No.18932875]

>>18932852
This guy's kitchen smells like shit

[Anonymous No.18933593]

>>18919445
I have one of these but I thought it was for mashing potatoes. That's what I've been using it for and it works pretty nicely anyway. Using it on meat sounds retarded, why not use a spatula?

[Anonymous No.18933608]

>>18933593
works really good if you're making a ton of ground beef
like say for tacos for a party. I was cooking ground beef in a stock pot and breaking it up with one. I was also drunk though.

[Anonymous No.18933611]

I'm lmaoing at your garlic presses.

[Anonymous No.18933656]

>>18930663
I got one of those Zojirushi Japanese rice cookers and it's become one of my favorite kitchen items.

There's the obvious benefits:
Rice is always cooked perfect, better than I do in a pot, it's easier, I can't mess it up, and the cleanup is easier.

But the really big one that you don't realize until you have one is that it's fire and forget. Before you start cooking you load it up and start it and you never have to worry about the rice again until you need it. This thing cooks the rice perfect by itself and then can keep it warm and at perfect consistency for over 12 fucking hours. When you need the rice you just open it up and scoop it out.

Also it plays twinkle twinkle little star to let me know when the rice is done. (Japan you silly.)

[Anonymous No.18933702]

>>18931264
gajin detected, you can use it to steam food while cooking rice

[Anonymous No.18933718]

>>18933656
>then can keep it warm and at perfect consistency for over 12 fucking hours
I guess I didn't realize this. I can see how it'd be useful. I enjoy rice but I suppose I don't cook it enough to warrant buying one, although I think I'd eat a lot more rice if it just stayed warm and nice for many hours.
Does it do basmati properly? That's my favorite. I've got a big 20 lb bag of it.

[Anonymous No.18933723]

>>18918880
>all that wasted meat
Yeah, knife+spoon still reigns supreme

[Anonymous No.18933728]

>>18920754
lel

[Anonymous No.18933734]

>>18919771
>Roll dough
>Flatten chicken breast
>Beat children
Not a unitasker

[Anonymous No.18933752]

>>18933656
>Zojirushi
extremely expensive

are the chinese copies worth it ?

and it can only make plain white rice, not fried rice

also is the nonstick coating durable ?

[Anonymous No.18933953]

>>18933752
I've got a small Toyomi one which cost 20 bucks, and it does pretty much everything the other anon said, except it can't play twinkle twinkle little star.
It can make white rice, brown rice and congee. No fried rice; I've never seen a rice cooker that can do that (correct me if I'm wrong).
I've had it for almost 2 years now and the non-stick is still as good as new

[Anonymous No.18933979]

>>18930549
millennials were even more cringe than zoomers at the same age

we are in no position to judge

[Anonymous No.18933981]

>>18933979
KEEP CALM
AND EAT BACON

[Anonymous No.18933985]

Is there an apparatus that minces garlic? Not purees, but minces it. I mince a lot of garlic and it's pretty annoying busting out a cutting board just for some stupid fucking cloves

[Anonymous No.18934072]

>>18933985
mortar and pestle

[Anonymous No.18934080]

>>18918880
Garlic press.

[Anonymous No.18934087]

>>18926440
I have a heavy-duty one I use for pomegranates, because fuck peeling them.

[Anonymous No.18934103]

>>18919826
i also use mine for crab sticks and pickles when making crab stick salad, just to get shit in uniform size. mine has small blades, so i also can use it for shrooms.

[Anonymous No.18934185]

>>18933979
Hipster Hitler was pretty funny. I've got the book at home

[Anonymous No.18934209]

>>18920257
Quit being an autistic faggot. You know what OP meant.

[Anonymous No.18934257]

>>18919707
It's easy to be a bully and make fun of people for drinking some drink that supposebly means your weak and not a real man.

It's a bit tougher to be compassionate and just be a decent person.

[Anonymous No.18934293]

>>18919707
i don't drink it, but a friend did, and some of those bottles were very difficult to open for a while. i got some nut butter jars that are similarly problematic when i was ordering from Imperfect Foods

there are valid reasons someone would sometimes have a meal replacement drink. it's just Ensure for techbros.

[Anonymous No.18934412]

>>18926440
>$69.99
do you think it's possible to turn this into a half price espresso lever?

[Anonymous No.18934452]

>>18933611
Garlic press, olive pitter and... what's the serrated part for?

[Anonymous No.18934498]

>>18934452
Nuts, probably.

[Anonymous No.18934644]

>>18934452
Nutcracker

[Anonymous No.18934740]

>>18923423
I have this exact one. After some time, the silver paint starts flaking off the slicer blades and the handle and gets all in my food. If only it was stainless steel and not soulless chink garbage

[Anonymous No.18934753]

>>18923156
I just use a vegetable peeler.

[Anonymous No.18934758]

>>18926440
Would this just extract the oils as well making the juice taste awful?

[Anonymous No.18935291]

>>18919445
I was gifted one of these and told to use it on chicken.

[Anonymous No.18935314]

>>18935291
You mean ground chicken right? I definitely wouldn't recommend using it for normal chicken meat.

[Anonymous No.18937096]

>>18920440
I've got a plastic one and it's shithouse to clean and use.

Are the metal ones any better in terms of cleaning? anything I should look out for? my pastas demand good parmesan

[Anonymous No.18937112]

>>18919022
First thing that came to mind

[Anonymous No.18937117]

>>18920440
I fucking hate this thing, i was using it to get parmesean but the thing was extremely hard to turn, little black specs came out of the cheese so i though it was fancy truffle cheese or something. Turned out i was eating shaved iron bits from the grader :(

[Anonymous No.18937119]

>>18926092
fridge cools oven heats spoon spoons

[Anonymous No.18937156]

This fucker right here. Maybe one time in 20 you will come across that one jar that is being a cunny little bitch and then I am glad I have one of these in the drawer.

[Anonymous No.18937174]

>>18937156
Have you tried not being a noodlearmed dyel vegan?

[Anonymous No.18937254]

>>18937156
Just use a spoon

[Anonymous No.18937295]

>>18937156
I just expertly whack the side of the lid on the counter a couple of times
works every time

[Anonymous No.18937298]

>>18933718
I bought a cuisinart rice cooker with a steamer option that was around 40 bucks. Chinatowns or amazon have some noname cookers that work perfectly. it's literally a heating coil with a temp trigger, no need to buy these over engineered zojirushi

[Anonymous No.18937817]

>>18934257
faggot

[Anonymous No.18937961]

>>18934740
>After some time, the silver paint starts flaking off the slicer blades
???

This is the weirdest sentence - I'm sure it's happening to you, but traditionally stainless steel isn't painted, did you get some chinesium knockoff?

[Anonymous No.18937975]

>>18937156
You should buy this as well.

[Anonymous No.18938008]

>>18937156
>Maybe one time in 20 you will come across that one jar that is being a cunny little bitch
You are the first person I've ever heard refer to some minor inconvenience like that as a "cunny little bitch" besides my mom.

[Anonymous No.18938049]

>>18938008
>cunny little bitch
People actually use the word cunny in real life and especially outside 4chan, and most of all, mothers?

[Anonymous No.18938747]

>>18924421
based and fingerless-pilled

[Anonymous No.18938751]

>>18938049
Yeah, my mom prefers it over cunt because it's "less vulgar". I've heard her drop stuff or knock stuff over in other parts of the house and hear her yell "Oh you cunny!". It didn't use to phase me but now that it's associated with, you know, it cracks me the fuck up whenever she does it now.

[Anonymous No.18938769]

>>18937975
They both work. Your pic is for where you need brute force (rare, but happens occasionally when something sticky is gluing the lid down) and >>18937156 is for when breaking the air seal is enough (common).
Mine also has a beer bottle opener. Because of course it does.

[Anonymous No.18939279]

>>18926440
I can tell this is grade A chinesium and it will break after 20 uses.
>>18934758
The oils are what makes the juice taste good.

[Anonymous No.18939753]

>>18924285
based filename

[Anonymous No.18939766]

>>18938008
Based cunnyloving mother

[Anonymous No.18939890]

>>18918880
>What are some single use items that are actually useful?
None of them are useful.
Single use items turns you into reddit.
You buy a piece of plastic that cuts your bagel in half. You buy some reddit knife that slices your avocado.
Then you end up some useless reddit zoomer who can't do anything.

[Anonymous No.18939896]

>>18918880
you don't own a spoon and a knife?

[Anonymous No.18940418]

>>18923066
>>18923475
I recently found out it's also useful for peeling of slices of cheese

[Anonymous No.18940450]

>>18939890
See >>18930829

[Anonymous No.18940515]

>>18918880
coffee maker

[Anonymous No.18941412]

>>18940450
No. In this case it IS Reddit.
Reddit is full of helpless zoomers who don't know how to do the most basic tasks

[Anonymous No.18941429]

>>18941412
Reddit has lots of boards for people who can do lots of things.

[Anonymous No.18941440]

>>18941429
Yes, they have special interest boards of people who can cook. But that's negligible compared to the sea of manchild zoomers

[Anonymous No.18941441]

>>18941429
cross-shitposting on 7 boards at once is not "lots of things"

[Anonymous No.18941443]

>>18939279
I prefer my orange juice to be sweet, if i wanted it to bitter i would eat the skin.

[Anonymous No.18941444]

>>18941441
You can't shitpost on Reddit. Every time you get permabanned you need to generate a new email address for a new account.

[Anonymous No.18941452]

>>18941444
>opens up gmail or whatever
>click on "get new email"
woooooow, that sure will keep me from trying
also, the art of shitposting lies in not getting banned

[Anonymous No.18941453]

>>18941444
I spammed the automod on r/shitposting, fair enough I got a temp ban on the sub but it also got me a suspension for "harassment".

[Anonymous No.18941713]

>>18937156
damn jars..
correction is needed

[Anonymous No.18942853]

>>18941444
I was banned for like 20 years or something on /r/4chan once for calling something "fake and gay"

[Anonymous No.18942939]

>>18919496
Mogged by the one that cracks nuts and removes the pit from olives

[Anonymous No.18942952]

>>18918880

[Anonymous No.18943080]

>>18920257
>>18921668
>he resorts to semantics as an argument

[Anonymous No.18943097]

>>18937817
Go to hell /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.18943108]

>>18938008
Have you ever opened apple juice? They are notoriously difficult to open

[Anonymous No.18943163]

Cherry pitter
Sous vide machine
Ice cream machine
Drop gun/knife
>>18919771
Also used as a dildo.
>>18919488
Just use a wooden spoon.
>18942952
(You)

[Anonymous No.18943998]

>>18942952
Oy vey!

[Anonymous No.18944003]

>>18924421
>Clarkson's Farm season 2 just dropped
>on one episode, he incidentally starts using a mandolin to slice potatoes
>immediately mutilates his thumb on camera, no gag
Presumably the things have some legit use but at this point they're the /ck/ equivalent of the chainsaw disks they sell for angle grinders.

[Anonymous No.18944010]

>>18919496
Yes then spend 4days to clean it

[Anonymous No.18944011]

>>18938049
>>18938751
>People actually use the word cunny in real life and especially outside 4chan, and most of all, mothers?

Oh sweet summer child...
>he doesn't realize that OG oldfags are now literal boomers
>his mother probably reads 4chan
>she probably posts on /ck/
>has probably posted at least cheeky Coinslot and gotten a 3-day wrist slap
Next time she says "cunny", yell "blue board" and watch her face turn red.

[Anonymous No.18944012]

>>18924429
You are the sick one jumping to sex when reading about children

[Anonymous No.18944018]

>>18944010
Never really clean it, just a courtesy rinse, it doesn't get used for anything except garlic and leftover garlic residue hasn't killed me yet.

[Anonymous No.18944092]

Come to think of it, a fridge and a freezer are single use items.

[Anonymous No.18944385]

>>18944092
By default it's two uses.

[Anonymous No.18944500]

>>18919469
>>18920538
I'm sorry Anon, I didn't think before posting...
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

[Anonymous No.18944510]

>>18926792
What about margarine?

[Anonymous No.18944513]

>>18934452
Foreskin cleaner

[Anonymous No.18944611]

>>18918880
the at-4 unguided rocket launcher

[Anonymous No.18944624]

>>18944611
oops i already posted this

[Anonymous No.18944628]

>>18944018
doesnt garlic kill bacteria anyways so yeah just rinsey rinse and is all good

[Anonymous No.18944640]

>>18918880
Cork openers and garlic presses

[Anonymous No.18944653]

>>18926792
what happens if I just dump a jar of Nutella all over your knife?

[Anonymous No.18944661]

>>18926702
keked

[Anonymous No.18944763]

>>18920538
So they aren't unitaskers anymore then? Good that's all we needed to know. If you want to go down that rabbit hole almost none of the gadgets posted ITT here are unitaskers

[Anonymous No.18944785]

>>18926792

[Anonymous No.18944804]

>>18918880
Knives. All they do is cut things but they're very useful for this.

[Anonymous No.18944816]

>>18937117
Iron is an essential nutrient.

[Anonymous No.18944821]

>>18921637
Ridiculous devices for people too snooty to use knives.

[Anonymous No.18945345]

Sausage stuffer
Meat grinder
Dough scraper/cutter
Butter dish
Farty party

[Anonymous No.18945531]

>>18944785
Haha! I get that reference! An upvote for you, good sir!

[Anonymous No.18945567]

>>18944804
Ackshyually you can use the side of a knife to get garlic cloves out of the paper.

[Anonymous No.18945631]

>>18945567
illegal technique

[Anonymous No.18946038]

>>18934293
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18946976]

>>18942952
>>18943998
>high pitched screaming

[Anonymous No.18947416]

>>18945531

[Anonymous No.18947463]

>>18937156
using a spoon as a lever does the job

[Anonymous No.18947569]

>>18933656
I cook rice in a pot and have never fucked it up.
I also don't cook like a retard and have to "worry" about the rice. I swear, chopsticks and rice cookers are not the most retarded thing asian people do but they're pretty fucking up there.