/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18913943]

Is the Sicilian pizza a valid style of pizza?

[Anonymous No.18913944]

>>18913943
it doesn't look great...

[Anonymous No.18913948]

>>18913943
Lmao that looks like dogshit school cafeteria pizza from the mid 90s. Would definitely spoon some sweet corn on it and fold it into a taco then wash it down with a carton of chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.18913950]

>>18913943

[Anonymous No.18913959]

Yes. It's not my favorite, but it's delicious when made correctly. Get it from a proper place next time

[Anonymous No.18913986]

My grandma makes Sicllian style pizzas from chef boyardee pizza kit boxes. They come with dough, sauce and a parmesan cheese packet. She grew up in rural Ohio, so she thinks mozzarella on pizza is strange. She literally throws a shit load of raw hamburger on wet dough and cooks it. It's actually fucking amazing, though. Picrel, a cold piece about to be reheated

[Anonymous No.18913996]

>>18913986
Your grandmother was a fucking stupid bitch and she made shitty food including sicilian pizza.

And then I fucked her until she turned retarded! Oops!

[Anonymous No.18914001]

>>18913996
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.18914015]

>>18914001
unfortunately for you, no amount of meds will reverse-fuck your grandmother until she stops being retarded!

Have fun with that!

[Anonymous No.18914040]

>>18913943
Looks like school lunch pizza.

[Anonymous No.18914063]

>>18913986
Your grandma kind of sucks.

[Anonymous No.18914082]

>>18913943
How come Italians make the shittiest pizzas in the world?

[Anonymous No.18914670]

>>18913944
You don't look great. Sicilian slice is nice

[Anonymous No.18914675]

Sfincione is great, made it twice during the holidays. You can just leave it on the table, have people take a slice whenever.

[Anonymous No.18914679]

>>18914675
Be honest. You didn't have anyone over, did you?

[Anonymous No.18914684]

>>18914679
Do you not have friends or family?

[Anonymous No.18914744]

>>18913943
basically, any bready thing with tomato sauce and cheese on top is always pretty good.
Sicilian style pizza can be great if prepared properly and with quality ingredients.

[Anonymous No.18914780]

>>18914684
Welcome to 4chan

[Anonymous No.18914821]

>>18913943
Napoli (Nea Polis in Greek, New City) and Sicily were Greek colonies, where people made authentic pitta (which is Greek for bread) before the Roman hordes overran them. The mispronunciation of the word pitta came centuries later and was caused by Venetian dominance in the Mediterranean - for some reason they insist on pronouncing anything t, s or z as "ts" or "tz".

Most creative expressions (music, painting, sculpting, dance) in those regions underwent very little change over the course of the past 3000 years. Neither did cooking, apart from the introduction of the tomato and frying ("calzone") during the French reign of the south.

[Anonymous No.18914884]

>>18914821
>Most creative expressions (music, painting, sculpting, dance) in those regions underwent very little change over the course of the past 3000 years. Neither did cooking, apart from the introduction of the tomato and frying ("calzone") during the French reign of the south.
what the fuck are you talking about. Read what you wrote slowly and realize how dumb you sound

[Anonymous No.18914928]

>>18913943
Italians don't know how to make pizza

[Anonymous No.18914946]

>>18914884
Don't you have a war to fight Dmitri? The fuck you still doing on a cooking board.

[Anonymous No.18914965]

>>18914946
you might wanna take some time off the internet

[Anonymous No.18915155]

>>18913943
I don't know where Sicilia is but looks like they stole Altoona PA Pizza but omitted the peppers and changed the cheese

[Anonymous No.18915236]

all pizza is good unless it tastes bad, shape and crust size or whatever doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.18915270]

Yes it is just not that one.

Margherita is famous Naples style but Sicilian is made with difference sauce recipe and focaccia bread. It tastes completely different. Also the square shape is unique feature. I think this pizza is sweeter, while Margherita is more basil flavor.

[Anonymous No.18915647]

>>18913943
born and raised new york inb4 hurr durr whatever you gotta say i dont live there now.....but ill get a chicago deep dish before ill ever buy a sicilian.....

[Anonymous No.18915721]

>>18915647
L&B Spumoni is the best pizza in NYC and you're a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.18915733]

There's no such thing as Sicilian pizza, it's an American thing.

[Anonymous No.18915754]

>>18915733

[Anonymous No.18915766]

>>18913943
That doesn't look Sicilian, it looks like square school cafeteria stuff, I've never been in prison or jail but heck it looks like what I'd imagine that to be.

[Anonymous No.18915771]

>>18915754
Why is that fag on the left carrying a purse like a girly?

[Anonymous No.18915774]

>>18913943
Good for a bunch of people. like a superbowl party

[Anonymous No.18915777]

detroit pizza is the best version of sicilian za, and it happens to be the most delicious style of pizzas in the world

[Anonymous No.18915783]

>>18915771
looks to be a tourist carrying a map, guide, etc

[Anonymous No.18915793]

>>18915774
I'm just a simple guy and go for the stouffers, its twice the meat, it says so right on the package

[Anonymous No.18915815]

>>18915721
hurr durr let me insult you and show the true character of my person....youre a fuckin caca brained faggot....ill still take a deep dish chicago over spumonis.....dick tucker...how about you stop living off your parents in new york and get some money to travel maybe you wont be so ignorant after

[Anonymous No.18915820]

>>18915815
vivo in Sicilia, idiota

[Anonymous No.18915851]

Flew right over your heads, you guys are slow
Philly Sicilian pizza, Superbowl party
Have a Pretzel

[Anonymous No.18915852]

>>18915793
Man, I bet you got a juicy ass!

[Anonymous No.18915857]

>>18915852
Oh yeah the cute girls try to grab it all the time

[Anonymous No.18915865]

detroit and sicilian style are the same thing

[Anonymous No.18915871]

>>18915857
The pickup line is "excuse me! My dick is down here!" and then you pull your cock out but it's got googly eyes on the tip and maybe a little lipstick to make it look more like a face and then you'll both laugh and she's fucking soaking wet now, believe me!

Anyway I like most kinds of bread and sauce

[Anonymous No.18915888]

Sicilian pizza was pretty good.
I enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.18915891]

>>18915871
There's also a good one from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. "Hey Debbie, 'right down there you go'," gotta have the attitude,

[Anonymous No.18915902]

>>18915793
>people were getting fucked so hard in the capitalist hellhole of the US of A that the government had to sit down and agree upon "lasagna with meat sauce" standards
environmental storytelling at its best

[Anonymous No.18915911]

>>18915902
What every guy needs is the five point plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-CriM6vx0
Read it, learn it, know it

[Anonymous No.18915918]

>>18913943
sicilian is ass
NY for the win
>>18913986
imma have to beat yo grandmas ass nigga what the actual fuck
she thinks mozzarella is strange?? ???

???
wow wow wow i guess buns on hamburgers is strange fucking senile old bich dont you be stealin her zoloft anonette, she is clearly checked out

[Anonymous No.18915959]

>>18915754
Macheda di merda