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18909047 No.18909047 [Reply] [Original]

Why do some white Canadians get bothered when their poutine has mozzarella instead of cheese curds?

>> No.18909056

I'm fucking 50 and I couldn't give a shit if you put mozz on that. I made the best poutine I've ever tasted from a dry roasted prime rib(gravy) and good Devizes Cheese curds in London Ontario and I couldn't give a rats ass if someone wants mozz on it.

>> No.18909059

Because it's un American!

>> No.18909094

>>18909047
I'm going to call your mother a slur if you keep it up frogposter.

>> No.18909097

>>18909047
When you order a poutine cheese curds are expected. It's false advertising any other way.

>> No.18909098

>>18909047
Because Canadians desperately wish to have a distinct culture. They'll say any retarded nonsense to build up the illusion.

>> No.18909112
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>>18909056
>I'm fucking 50
Damn, are we really stuck here for life bros?

>> No.18909119

>>18909098
You really don't understand how we entirely pitty you, do you? You're like watching a kitty with ataxia. You break our hearts.

>> No.18909124

>>18909112
that was never a joke.

>> No.18909127

>>18909056
hello sir wizard

>> No.18909133

>>18909112
WTF do you do when you're drunk and bored at 6am on a weekday? FB? Enjoy that.

>> No.18909140

>>18909119
I'm not the one who's going to be euthanized like a stray dog by my healthcare system.

>> No.18909149

>>18909140
>implying USA isn't going to introduce suicide pods

>> No.18909154

>>18909140
The American healthcare system is a DeathCare System. They make sure you can't get care. Like 90% of you all get fucked. Look at the charts of healthcare effectiveness. American IS a shithole country, like Trump said. Just not fuck the reasons he meant.

>> No.18909160

>>18909149
>>18909154
When faced with any criticism of his country, the Canadian instinctively lash out at imaginary Americans.

>> No.18909165

>>18909160
I lash out by fucking your daughters and sisters. You never feel my rage

>> No.18909166

>>18909160
You poor creature. I'm not lashing out. I'm asking you to look at your own countries most renowned journals. I don't give a shit what you learn.

>> No.18909178

Cheese curds just taste better on routine and /thread and never post this ever again

>> No.18909185

>>18909165
>>18909166
What time is it in Leaf Land? Shouldn't you two be asleep instead of getting mad at a stranger on the internet?

>> No.18909188

>>18909185
I always like piling on some loser in a hovel from time to time. Where the fuck are you? In the philippines?

>> No.18909200

>>18909112
I'm over 50 and only found this site a few years ago.

>> No.18909218

>>18909047
If you ever figure out why Quebeckers act so autistic, please let the rest of us know

>> No.18909224

>>18909188
Why don't you pile gravy on some french fries instead?

>> No.18909445

>>18909140
As a Canadian with American relatives, one of the main reasons I would never even consider moving down south is your Healthcare system. My wife deals with an auto immune disease that costs us very little to manage because medication is covered and she can get regular check ups and specialty tests that would cost an arm and a leg there.

The US system is great for the wealthy, but to middle and lower classes it's way better here.

>> No.18909484

>>18909047
To someone who likes poutine, it's basically just a shittier version. Mozzarella melts decently, but it doesn't have the same flavor or texture that makes the poutine. I won't turn my nose up at a poutine with good chips and gravy but has mozzarella or even cheddar on it, but it's a little like when Asians make their pizza sauce almost ketchup sweet, it's just weird.

>>18909218
It's all the stuck up nature of the French lingering in backwater hillbillies. Canadians who pride themselves on being inclusive and accepting of many different peoples and points of view almost all universally dislike the Quebecois.

>> No.18909510

>>18909200
Boomer get ye gone. Anyone I’ve the age of 30 needs to leave.

>> No.18909653

>>18909047
Why do people watch this guy? He's got the personality of a rock

>> No.18909678

>>18909112
I have never heard or read the phrase "spocking their fivers" before.

>> No.18909691

>>18909056
Gen X computer nerd?
Now that's a rare breed

>> No.18909758

>>18909047
Canadians think that their Molson is stronger than the Molson sold in America because in the 70s they labeled the American market beers with a measurement of alcohol by weight instead of alcohol by volume which resulted in a lower number.

>> No.18909762

>>18909691
>rare breed
>is rare that it breeds

>> No.18909854

>>18909758
Didn't there used to be a law that to be called beer in certain states it had to be max 5 abv or something crazy? I think that's where it came from.

>> No.18909897

>>18909484
>Canadians who pride themselves on being inclusive and accepting of many different peoples and points of view
homo

>> No.18911100

>>18909047
I hate this fucking faggot like you wouldn't believe. He's just a retarded boomer.

>> No.18911108

>>18909445
Nice to see my tax dollars go to fucking lowlife scum like you.

>> No.18911110

>>18909897
Real canadians are white and want all the sand niggers and pajeets to fucking go home.

>> No.18911121

>>18911115
Other than the fact that the government banned them from going outside for two years.

>> No.18911122

>>18909056
thats the attitude

>> No.18911126
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>>18909510
We built this site newfag.

>> No.18911210

>>18909897
Yeah homos are cool eh! They don't steal your chicks and make good barbers.

>> No.18911222

>>18909056
i want you to seriously have a think about how often you start sentences where you include how old you are for no fucking reason at all. I'm willing to bet it's a lot. I caught myself doing that a little bit once I got older, and i cut that shit out right away. Know why? because it's fucking annoying and nobody gives a fuck.

hope you have one trick left in you you rotting faggot.

>> No.18911365

>>18909056
is your wife's son a 4chan poster too

>> No.18911459
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18911459

For me, it's donair poutine.

>> No.18911773

>>18909510
It'll happen to you.

>> No.18912664

>>18911459
sounds tasty, which made me realize I live in an area where the closest kebab place is a goddamn 30 minute drive, where the fuck are all the brown people here? tired of seeing nothing but chinese letters everywhere

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18913597

HSP is the one true fryslop desu

>> No.18913954

>>18909047
i dunno retard probably because a poutine is three simple ingredients and if you change any of them its not a poutine

>> No.18913990

>>18909047
ITT: Canadians probably have sloppy shits and poutine is basically a sloppy shit.

Also I fucked your mothers.

>> No.18915232

>>18909112
yes
found this awful site thanks to people reposting /b/ shit on the bluegartr forums in 2006 and i'm still fucking here
place is a shadow of its former self but i still come to this shithole cuz everywhere else on the internet is worse somehow

>> No.18915245

>>18911126
Sigourney Weaver sure looks good for her age.

>> No.18915251

>>18909047
If it has mozzarella it's not poutine, in Canada or anywhere else.

>> No.18915274
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18915274

>eating in your car yootoob videos
guys like reviewbrah get away with it because he's a kid who doesn't own a home..... but if you're middle aged it embarrassing

>> No.18915286

>>18915274
Why would you eat take away food at home?

>> No.18915339

>>18915286
its a cultural norm in my country.

>> No.18915460

>>18909056
London is a pox on this province

>> No.18915609

>>18911222
How fucking soured your soul is. I love teasing out the constipation of humanity in these posts and you're a prime example. Your bile would rot titanium, dude. Honestly, talk to someone you love.

>> No.18915612

>>18915460
Compared to Sudbury, Thunder Bay etc, etc, etc, etc. I fucking hate London, but it's not as shitty as the next shitty shit hole you goddamn moron. Every fucking shitbox around Toronto is an example. Go vote Ford again you garbage human being.

>> No.18915613

>>18909047
why do Italians get bothered if you put cheddar cheese on pasta?

>> No.18915625

>>18909112
there are a lot of over 50's here.
there was a higher percentage before the 2010 Facebook American suburban kids invasion.

there were also a lot more genuine weirdos, freaks, and others that made this place a lot more interesting than it is now.

>> No.18915658

>>18915625
Let the kids pretend they found this place 'first', and not the people from 15 years ago. This is as much of a shitbox as any other shitbox on the net. Moreso likely.

>> No.18915672

>>18909047
Is there other Canadians other than white?

>> No.18915696

>>18909047
Who gives two shits? They're Canadians.

>> No.18915731

>I'm fuckin' Canadian eh buddy.

>> No.18915761

>>18909047
Why do fat americans get bothered when their pizza has cheddar instead of mozza?

Cheese curds are cheddar, not mozza.

>> No.18915861

>>18909047
because the whole point of poutine is squeaky cheese curd and mozarella doesn't squeak, it just melts into the gravy.

it's like being sold a flat soda, or a cheeseburger with no cheese.

>> No.18915886

>>18915612
>this fucking post
Any american onlookers take note, this is why everyone in this country utterly despises toronto

>> No.18916319

>>18915761
there are mozz cheese curds

>> No.18916339
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>>18911459
real donair poutine, paradoxically, is made with shredded cheese, curds are wrong
t. edmonton

>> No.18916348

>>18915672
No there technically shouldn't be but our racist government tries to gaslight every neo-colonist occupier who's feet touch our soil as """"canadian""""

>> No.18916352

>>18916319
You use cheddar curds for poutine. Cheddar has a higher melting point. The goal is to have solid cheese bites with sauce, not just cheesy stringy potatoes, you want the squish of the cheese.

>> No.18916948

>>18909047
1. All actual Canadians are White.
2. Mozzarella and cheese curds are completely different. I don't even like cheese curds.

>> No.18917048

>>18909047
ITS TOO MELTY AND NOT STRETCHY ENOUGH. ITS SUPPOSED TO STRING OUT WHEN YOU PULL IT WITH A FORK NOT JUST WHEN YOU CRUMBLE IT ON.
also the flavor is wrong. Mozz is too sweet and creamy, cheese curd is more cheesy and mild.

>> No.18917064

>>18915232
05 here. more than half my life