Uh oh another great depression just hit:

[Anonymous No.18906027]

What are you cooking anon? Im loading up on porridge and mollases.

[Anonymous No.18906062]

Why cabbage soup ofcourse.

[Anonymous No.18906068]

Caviar and champagne

[Anonymous No.18906184]

>>18906027
>wheat
1 Euro for 1 kg
>bread (wheat+water+yeast+time)
3.5 Euro for 0.5 kg

Same goes for minced meat, ice cream, frozen food, deep fried premades. Profits are skyrocketing in the automated food industry.

[Anonymous No.18906188]

>>18906027
>great depression
>everyone still looks more presentable and mature than the average zoomlennial today

[Anonymous No.18906190]

>>18906188
>t. huge, fat incel

[Anonymous No.18906195]

>>18906027
huge pot of nettle soup. tastes good + healthy

[Anonymous No.18906202]

>>18906027
Sex Crimes, Dame Annie Lennox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU

[Anonymous No.18906219]

My diet the past month because the bank stole my money has been

espresso shots
oranges
bread

A couple days I got pizza or pasta. I have oranges, coffee, pepper, balsamic vinegar, and mayonnaise in my kitchen. That's it. I won't die, but I am not satisfied.

[Anonymous No.18906228]

>>18906219
I went for the mandarin oranges, all the stores near me were out of clementines, I think that they're going out of season.

[Anonymous No.18906236]

>>18906219
>the bank stole my money
Lol why

[Anonymous No.18906239]

>>18906190
I'm huge but that mass is entirely from my balls

[Anonymous No.18906253]

>>18906236
Actually I don't have a bank account and this shit is why, so I was entitled to a trust and the bank is being a bitch about sending the money to me, the lawyers suck at their jobs too. Technically it's all still mine but I can't access it :|

>>18906228
Mine are from the neighbors tree, they got plenty to share. Getting my vitamin C in these trying times. They're really tasty.

[Anonymous No.18906255]

>>18906219
you can't cook? lmao

[Anonymous No.18906266]

>>18906027
There's no impending great depression. Jeeez. Mr Rosenberg said that's impossible. Calm down and enjoy your cricket burger.

[Anonymous No.18906277]

>>18906253
>Actually I don't have a bank account and this shit is why, so I was entitled to a trust and the bank is being a bitch about sending the money to me, the lawyers suck at their jobs too. Technically it's all still mine but I can't access it :|
That sucks. How much are you missing out on, my sexy little friend? Your entire savings?

[Anonymous No.18906281]

>>18906266
rosenberg also said that anon from /ck/ was a giant fagola, very strange i trust him though

[Anonymous No.18906283]

>>18906253
hahah trust fund faggot can't even cook himself a meal
worthless cunt

[Anonymous No.18906313]

>>18906027
Porridge and molasses were cheaper than alternatives in the 30s, but nowadays it's gotta be rice (whole grain if possible) and beans. Barley is cheap as well, in the bean section, and has lots of protein. All of which can be cooked in the microwave. Chicken is super efficient and heavily subsidized if you need meat. Canned anchovies if you need extra omega 3s. Spices: salt and whole pepper with reusable grinder from thrift store, plus oregano, cinnamon, and bay leaves, getting Badia or other cheap brands. Really you can get all the nutrition you ever need for super duper cheap nowadays. And there are plenty of free meals programs, and of course food stamps. There's no excuse for starving or not eating well like in the depression.

[Anonymous No.18906320]

>>18906255
please tell me what wonderful food combination I would get from oranges, pepper, and coffee. I cook all the time, but not with these as ingredients silly.

[Anonymous No.18906321]

>>18906313
Honestly the worst thing you can do is continue to live in an expensive city. Move to a cheap city with some regular inflow+outflow of work (read: avoid the dead cities in the Rust Belt) and functional public transit.

[Anonymous No.18906327]

>>18906236
Why? Why not ask for Dinosaurians?

[Anonymous No.18906333]

>>18906277
None of it are my savings, they're from a dead relative and I didn't know I was even getting anything.

[Anonymous No.18906337]

>>18906321
Agreed, I grew up in NYC and until away for a good amount of time one might not notice that a total shithole. When going back there's this fucking evil looking haze over the place, I don't want to be there.

[Anonymous No.18906341]

>>18906327
what do dinosaurs have to do with banking?

[Anonymous No.18906342]

>>18906333
how much, my white incel brother? And do you have no savings at all? How do you only have money for oranges and coffee? tf happened

[Anonymous No.18906355]

>>18906341
They eat train cars

[Anonymous No.18906363]

>spicy korean soup with veggies and chicken
>enchiladas
>oatmeal, cereal, and pasta
>lasagna

[Anonymous No.18906365]

>>18906363
you gonna be able to afford the toilet paper though?

[Anonymous No.18906380]

>>18906342
you're completely wrong about my demographic fren, I also used up what I had through covid. I don't really feel like getting into it it's just funny to share my food misfortunes, like it's not that bad. It could be worse, tons of people struggle everyday, it's not permanent for me. The oranges and coffee are free btw

[Anonymous No.18906392]

>>18906027
I'm holding a seance to get recipes from my girl Clara

https://youtu.be/p-GVl7scrYE

[Anonymous No.18906433]

I build a smoke house and trap wild boar and pen them so they can be finished on corn. Then I live on ham, beans, cornbread, greens and whatever else I can grow in the yard. I'd also raise chickens, ducks and rabbits for eggs and meat. A dairy cow would be nice, but I'd have to build a barn. You'd really only need to buy hay, corn, coffee, sugar, flour, salt, yeast, baking soda and vinegar. Plus there's 6 or 7 pecan trees on the property. I could probably live off squirrel, groundhog, pecans, kudzu, dandelion greens and pine needle tea indefinitely.

If I were an apartment dweller I'd learn to get real inventive with cheap dry goods like flour, cornmeal, beans and rice.

[Anonymous No.18906450]

>>18906027
Duck, venison, wood pigeon, rabbit and lots of fish.

[Anonymous No.18906479]

just grabbing random birds out of the air and eating them alive between 2 slices of bread with some grass and calling it a Zinger while fighting away the tears

[Anonymous No.18906508]

Americans really lose their shit as soon they can't get a pound of beef for every meal

[Anonymous No.18906509]

>>18906479
"I could really go for a zinger right about now ”, you'd probably say

[Anonymous No.18906649]

>>18906508
I really lose my shit when I cant pound your mother every time she makes me lunch. Not very nice of you to call her beef, even I'm above that.

[Anonymous No.18907137]

>>18906253
lol trusty getting grumpy

[Anonymous No.18907141]

>>18906508
what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.18907174]

>>18906188
Of course they look clean, well-groomed, and dressed appropriately despite starving. It was a very integrated society. Look at all those hispanics on the left, and the african-americans on the right.

[Anonymous No.18907181]

>>18906027
lol preppers have been saying this shit for over a fucking decade now

just seems so cope-tier at this point like they want it to happen to justify their foolishness...

[Anonymous No.18907216]

>>18906392
>modern depression sets in
>potatoes will be available
>onions will be available
>meat-based sausage will be available
You'll be lucky to eat bugs mixed with the broth made from your childrens' flesh, goy.

[Anonymous No.18907220]

>>18906508
it really is pathetic

[Anonymous No.18908455]

>>18906508
and SEAdogs wonder why they're 5'4

[Anonymous No.18908463]

>>18908455
That's about the right size for pilot seats maybe an inch or three more

[Anonymous No.18908697]

>>18906027
Red beans and rice