/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18904914]

YOU'RE INCARCERATED AND GOING TO HAVE YOUR LAST MEAL.

The prison you're in is poor so your options are limited.
>one entree
>1-2 sides
>1-2 drinks
>1 dessert

What's your last meal look like? More detail is better

[Anonymous No.18904922]

>Entree
Cheese and crackers
>Main
Pork chop, cabbage and potatoes
>Drinks
Black coffee and Pepsi Max Raspberry
>Dessert
Ambrosia

[Anonymous No.18904924]

>Double cheeseburger
>salt, pepper, garlic powder, a little Worcestershire sauce, medium rare
>pepper jack cheese
>sauteed onions
>sauteed mushrooms
>on a butter toasted bun (not sure what kind of bun I'd like)

>seasoned potato wedges
>refried beans and cheese

>Dr pepper, some extra lemony unsweetened iced tea

>no dessert I don't care. Maybe some rice pudding I guess.

R8

[Anonymous No.18904930]

>>18904924
That's how I make my burger patties, only I use fresh garlic.

[Anonymous No.18904931]

>>18904922
>last meal
>chooses pork as their protein

[Anonymous No.18904935]

>>18904930
I would too if I didn't consider it a chore, I guess since it was my last meal I should've opted for fresh lol.

[Anonymous No.18904936]

>>18904931
Tastelet detected.

[Anonymous No.18904939]

>>18904914
Heck, that thing on top made me think of a shadow vessel

[Anonymous No.18904940]

>>18904935
>Put mince in bowl
>Smack garlic with knife and remove skin
>Crush with back of blade and chop
>Add to bowl with salt, pepper and Worcestershire sauce
>Mix with hands
What part of that is a chore?

[Anonymous No.18904947]

>>18904940
Help me, I've fallen and can't get up

[Anonymous No.18904953]

>>18904947
Grab my hand

[Anonymous No.18904961]

>>18904914
My last meal would look like one of the guards hands. Swallow a finger take a little off the top who knows. What are they going to do kill you

[Anonymous No.18904964]

>>18904961
They can beat the shit out of you, dumbass lol. You're not gonna be able to snitch if they execute you the next day

[Anonymous No.18904976]

>>18904964
He means he wants to suck his fingers and seduce him. He wants his last meal to be cock.

[Anonymous No.18905807]

>>18904976
That's hot

[Anonymous No.18905811]

>>18904914
kfc bargain bucket and a literal bucket of kfc gravy and the entire xfiles boxset

[Anonymous No.18905817]

>>18904914
THE 600 PIECE BANZAI SUSHI PLATTER EATEN OVER 7 DAYS!

[Anonymous No.18905832]

Barbecue bacon burger, large order of fries, orange soda with no ice in it, and a piece of hot apple pie.

[Anonymous No.18905835]

I would get bottomless fries for one of my sides so they can't kill me as long as I keep eating

[Anonymous No.18905836]

>>18904914
>1 Giant pot of bolognese
>6 loaves of cheesy garlic bread
>2liter coke
>German chocolate cake

[Anonymous No.18905843]

>>18904931
I think your goats need you, Muhammed.

[Anonymous No.18905844]

>>18904914
Fried chicken (All dark meat)
Mashed potatoes with garlic butter and gravy
>green beans with garlic mushrooms and bacon bits
>vanilla cake with chocolate frosting
>fifth of vodka and a half gallon of oj if I can have alcohol. If not a cold 12 pack of pepsi.

[Anonymous No.18905848]

I kind of want something that's going to give me the turbo shits. If I can hold it in long enough for the sentence to be carried out, my body will spew all of that liquid as soon as I'm dead. Either that, I'll spray shit all over every surface of my cell, just for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.18905896]

>>18905843
Thanks, they were running low on water.

[Anonymous No.18905911]

>>18905896
Just remember not to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.18905916]

>>18905911
I already knew that you silly goose. Do you need constant reminders to not fuck your goats???

[Anonymous No.18905935]

>>18905916
No, but there's a reason your people are known by the rest of the world as "goat fuckers".

[Anonymous No.18905955]

>>18905935
And what reason is that?

[Anonymous No.18905968]

My mothers thanksgiving stuffing. It’s a meal unto itself and it’s been my favorite holiday dish for as long as I can remember. It tastes like home and good memories. Yeh that’s what I’d want for sure

[Anonymous No.18905984]

>>18905968
Well shit anon you could've at least had a drink to go with it, oh well.
*flips electrical switch*

[Anonymous No.18906935]

>>18904922
There is no main

[Anonymous No.18906989]

>entree
Pork momo with a sharp tamarind dipping sauce.

>Main
Griddled duck breast, new potatoes, green pepper sauce.

>Dessert
A few pieces of nice cheese and some grapes.

[Anonymous No.18907021]

>Peking Duck
>Fried Dumplings and Scallion Pancakes
>Shirley Temple
>Apple Fritters
>>18904924
Sounds pretty good, but you WILL pick a dessert
>>18906989
I like your style

[Anonymous No.18907025]

>>18904914
I'd honestly ask for a reasonable meal and time to have a proper shit with soft toilet paper. It'll come in under $20.

[Anonymous No.18907109]

>one entree
Breakfast burrito with eggs, bacon, home fries, peppers, onions, jalapenos and sour cream

>1-2 sides
Breaded, pan fried zucchini slices
Refried black beans

>1-2 drinks
Dark roast black coffee
Tall glass of ice cold whole milk

>1 dessert
A big bowl of mint chip ice cream

[Anonymous No.18907151]

>order t-rex steak, medium well
>live out the rest of my life as they spend years trying to bring one back to life

[Anonymous No.18907218]

>>18904924
Who is this sultry slut?

[Anonymous No.18907225]

>>18907218
Your mom, nigger

[Anonymous No.18907261]

My last meal would be an all you can eat Buffett. I just never stop eating and spend the rest of my life in the buffet. They can’t execute me that way.

[Anonymous No.18907266]

>>18904914
Every night after eating my supper I lay down and go to sleep and pray it was my last meal and I dont wake up.

[Anonymous No.18907271]

>Carolina bbq
>Roasted brussel sprouts
>Fresh white bread with butter and jelly
>Water and whisky

[Anonymous No.18907292]

I would go for things that would give me diarrhea. So when I die and shit my pants it's hard for them to clean. That would give me more satisfaction than any meal

[Anonymous No.18907294]

>>18904914
>one entree
A bucket of extra crispy KFC with buttered waffles
>1-2 sides
A slice of watermelon.
1 raw onion
>1-2 drinks
1 can of Grape Soda
1 bottle of cough syrup
>1 dessert
A bowl of grits

[Anonymous No.18907311]

>>18907225
Who is it tho

[Anonymous No.18908147]

>>18905968
This is the cheat code to get out of the execution and reopen your appeal. They'd realize that no one that wholesome could have fucked all those cats.

[Anonymous No.18908151]

the heart of my executioner
as a joke of course
but when i die people will think i'm a savage or a genius

[Anonymous No.18908220]

Argentinian last meal.

[Anonymous No.18908498]

>>18904914
What if they put subway jared on death row and he ate one of the sandwiches he used to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.18908502]

i dont know man,why the fuck would i even use my brain to think of an answer for something that dark im already bummed the fuck out on a daily basis ,this is stupid

[Anonymous No.18908505]

>>18908220
chicken parmesan with tomatoes and eggs? Sounds good as fuk

[Anonymous No.18908541]

>>18904914
>entre
stuffed bellpepper soup
>sides
Mac N' cheese from chickfila
>drinks
Mineral water with cherry syrup
>dessert
Any one of my mom's cakes so that I'll be thinking of her when I go out :(

[Anonymous No.18908567]

>>18904914
>>one entree
3-pc battered fried halibut
>>1-2 sides
homestyle fries, coleslaw
>>1-2 drinks
1 pint guiness, 1 pint ice cold 2% milk
>>1 dessert
1 thick slice of blackforest cake

[Anonymous No.18908673]

>>18904914
cheese bugles, fuck it

[Anonymous No.18908979]

>>18906935
>LAST MEAL
It's my last meal, that means there is a main. Not my fault OP is a fucking retard who decided it was an entree, sides and a dessert. I'm getting my pork shoulder chop, cabbage, and potatoes before I die cunt.

[Anonymous No.18908983]

>>18905955
You fuck goats.

[Anonymous No.18908993]

>>18905811
Would you like 2lbs of strawberries with that?

[Anonymous No.18909020]

>>18904914
Steak, rare
Vinegar chips
Brussels sprouts
Top shelf bourbon
A ridiculously hoppy IPA (sue me)
Strawberry ice cream

[Anonymous No.18909024]

>>18905832
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.18909029]

Why do I need more food if I'm going to die anyway?

[Anonymous No.18909038]

>>18904914
I would eat a 5 gallon vat of chili so the jannies have to clean it up after they kill me.
And a milkshake, I guess. Huckleberry.
And a nice peach cobbler.

[Anonymous No.18909076]

>>18909029
You're free to go.

[Anonymous No.18909109]

>>18904914
>entre
bbq chicken
>sides
toum garlic sauce, fries
>drinks
mountain dew, iced coffee frappe
>dessert
vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.18909125]

>entree
Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes with extra gravy and corn
>sides
Bowl of Olives
Bag of Lays Classic
>drinks
Bottle of Pepsi
Bottle of Vodka
>1 dessert
Black Forest Cake

[Anonymous No.18909682]

>>18908505
Yes , it can be beef or chicken. Omg I can't breathe ahahha

[Anonymous No.18909700]

young pusy and hiney hole pls

[Anonymous No.18909733]

>>18904914
>entree
juicy, rare prime rib and aus jus
>sides
fried okra and buttered, grilled ciabatta bread
>drinks
chocolate milk and a vanilla coke
>dessert
tiramisu

[Anonymous No.18909764]

>it’s another last meal thread
My answer will always be the same, I want to eat the warden’s ass.

[Anonymous No.18909889]

>>18907218
Mireska the Dark Willow

[Anonymous No.18909915]

>entree
Medium rare prime rib with horseradish
>sides
Broccoli and potato salad (my mom's recipe)
>drinks
Unsweetened ice tea
>dessert
NY-style cheesecake

[Anonymous No.18909996]

Wouldn't you be limited to whatever is on door dash? They don't have anything in a prison kitchen beyond pancake mix.

[Anonymous No.18910661]

>>18904914
If you like this thread you should listen to the off menu podcast

[Anonymous No.18911003]

You Amerimutts can't help yourselves, can you. An entrée is an appetizer, you disgusting savage. But oh, who cares about what words mean? Let's just call tomatoes potatoes and pineapples pinecones! God I hate yankees.

[Anonymous No.18911020]

>>18911003
Sometimes I say "egg corns" instead of "acorns" in conversations just to see if anyone else is clever enough to pick up on the joke.
Sadly, it seems that everyone else is an ignorant fool that doesn't "get it"

[Anonymous No.18911060]

I would try to fast for 40 days before the execution. What do you need food for at that point?

[Anonymous No.18911254]

>>18904922

My wife calls my cum, which she has never failed drink after her well-done blowjob sessions, “ambrosia”.

I guess you are a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.18911340]

Entree: a Reuben sandwich on marbled rye, stacked high

Sides: crispy tater tots with some aoili to complement, small bowl of grapes

Drinks: ginger ale on ice, maybe some bourbon

Dessert: apple pie with vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.18911867]

>>18904939
The shadows lurk where you least expect them friend.

[Anonymous No.18911940]

>>18911060
Why do you need to fast, retard

[Anonymous No.18911961]

>>18904922
In Texas you get a local fast food meal from Huntsville so I'm getting either golden chick or chicken express 7 piece tenders with fries and cheese sticks and a Dr pepper, no dessert because they suck at either place.

[Anonymous No.18912097]

[Anonymous No.18912113]

>>18911060
They'd be sticking force feeding tubes up into you to make sure you live until it's time to die. Why go through that?

[Anonymous No.18912129]

>Entree
Cote de bouffe (death penalty, so I’m in America right? Beef should be plentiful and dirt cheap).
>Sides
Watermelon and feta salad & duck fat roast potatoes
>Desert
Death will be sweet enough, thank you.
>Drinks
If I’m allowed booze: Wild Turkey 101 Old Fashioned. If not: A&W Root Beer.

Okay I’m ready to go.
Fling wide the gates of Hell! Your prodigal son has returned.

[Anonymous No.18912584]

Just bring me some Oreos and a Coke, fuck everything at that point

[Anonymous No.18912644]

>>18904931
>>18906935
>>18911254
>>18911961
Don't you ever talk shit about my pork, cabbage and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.18914469]

Garlic bread
Crab cakes
Spaghetti & meatballs
Red wine
Vanilla ice cream
Champagne

[Anonymous No.18914471]

>one entree
quesarito from taco bell
>1-2 sides
fries supreme from taco bell
>1-2 drinks
mountain dew baja blast
>1 dessert
cinnabon delights

[Anonymous No.18914476]

Of course im joking. Last meal is 1 lb of co*aine then id fight the guards

[Anonymous No.18914723]

*ussy