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>> No.18903343

SEXO

>> No.18903354
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18903354

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.18903385

>>18903354
Redpilled and based.

>> No.18903391

>>18903354
What are the best canned fishes for avoiding microplastics

>> No.18903398

>>18903354
>it has liver in the name that means it must be good for your liver
the absolute state of americans

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>>18903391
Mollusk bros...I don't feel so good.

>> No.18903411

>>18903391
>avoiding microplastics
consider breatharianism at this point

>> No.18903592

>>18903354
This is some delicious pasta

>> No.18903615

>>18903339
You have 3 options:
beer-crispy pretzels & salmiak -cigarettes
spirits-sunflower seeds & meat sticks-snus
wine-candy & nuts-cigarettes

>> No.18903628

Pussy and ass.

>> No.18904057

>>18903354
cant beat the classics

>> No.18904076

>>18903354
Fag

>> No.18904095

>>18903339
ah yes, nipples and eggs. my favourite breakfast

>> No.18904502

>>18903354
Cleans your brains too