/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18902318]

McDonalds should be quaking in their boots right now.

[Anonymous No.18902322]

>>18902318
>After I sou vide the chicken, then fry it in a pot (so practical for the home cook), I make japanese style buns with flour that I dry aged wagyu beef in
Yeah, McDicks is quakin

[Anonymous No.18902325]

>>18902318
this guy adds fucking spiders to every dish. fuck you babish you bald piece of shit. stop trying to dismantle western culture by adding spiders.

[Anonymous No.18902329]

Everyone ignore the shill bait thread

[Anonymous No.18902330]

>>18902325
Oh is it babish? I thought it was joshua weissman

[Anonymous No.18902331]

>Doughy bun
>probably thick chicken breast
>condiments and mayo don't even hold a candle to the shredded lettuce and "mcchicken sauce" that mcdonalds uses
DROPPPED
there's a reason why the mcchicken is the king
in all these fast food made at home "better" you find that while it may taste good, it will never replicate and be as good or better than what you are trying to copy

[Anonymous No.18902335]

Fuck off spamming this garbage.

[Anonymous No.18902340]

>>18902325
it was funny the first time but every fucking dish is just spiders now, fuck liver king for making that shit a thing

[Anonymous No.18902362]

>>18902318
a tall burger is not ideal

[Anonymous No.18902379]

>>18902362
This
>Unhinge jaw
>Bite down
>stuff falls down everyhere
He's trying to mog the mcchicken in his thumbnail but fails miserably, it's like a tranny in heels and a makeup next to a real girl

[Anonymous No.18902382]

>>18902325
>>18902340
WTF is this about?

[Anonymous No.18902384]

>>18902318
>Hot n Spicy: $2
>Weissfag sandwich: $40 of groceries and multiple hours of your life
Yeah I'm sure the largest fast food chain in the world is really worried, lol

[Anonymous No.18902396]

>>18902382
this babish cunt is trying to make spiders a thing
I think I remember him trying to make a krusty burger and he did his version in the end of the video and put a fucking SPIDER on it
he gave this gayass fucking disclaimer about how he learned it from his time in cambodia or some shit and he basically kept moaning about how good spiders were and shit

[Anonymous No.18902418]

>>18902396
Fffwhat? All right, this I gotta see. After this newscast on the Chink balloon. Thanks for explaining, Anon.

[Anonymous No.18902421]

>>18902330
Same person

[Anonymous No.18902481]

>>18902396
Maybe I'm rarted, but I can't fucking find it.

[Anonymous No.18902504]

>>18902481
Oh I was just fuckin with you lol
the every meat burrito was probably the weirdest thing he did cuz it had snake and shit in there but he was staying accurate to the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4wwXM2o_M

[Anonymous No.18902534]

>>18902318
Weissman is a legit child porn addict.

[Anonymous No.18902592]

>>18902534
how

[Anonymous No.18902641]

>>18902592
You can tell by looking at him

[Anonymous No.18902697]

>>18902318
>by just spending all afternoon with $50 of ingredients you can make something better than fast food!
woah..

[Anonymous No.18903047]

HAHA WOW THAT SANDWICH LOOKS SO CWISPY
DADDY DID GOOD
AND NOW
B ROLL

[Anonymous No.18903065]

>trusting a company that supports anal abuse with your food

[Anonymous No.18903085]

>>18902318
Woooowww you mean a cook made a one-of-a-kind burger that is BIGGER than a burger McDonald's serves 5 million times every single day? It's almost like McDonald's food strikes a balance between mass production and culinary quality????? Holy fucking SHIT!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18903088]

>>18902325

[Anonymous No.18903095]

Mcdonald’s is overpriced and tastes like dog shit

[Anonymous No.18903100]

>>18903065
Well, that's why they put the rainbow on the back, with the strips emanating from the "ass" of the package.

[Anonymous No.18903378]

>>18902379
I have sore teeth and having to unhinge my jaw for a burger is torture. Fucking trannys suck cock so often they're use to it.

[Anonymous No.18903548]

>if you spend more money, time and effort than it takes to order from a drive-thru you will have a better chicken sandwich
Mind = Fucking Blown

[Anonymous No.18903559]

Thought it was a good recipe until he started adding spiders again what the FUCK is with that.

[Anonymous No.18904009]

>>18902325
>>18903559
my fucking sides, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18904073]

>>18902325
>>18902340
>>18902396
>>18903559
>spiders
what is this meme? I watched the whole video and he didn't add any spiders whatsoever
what the fuck is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.18905442]

>>18902384
>>18902697
It doesn't take a bunch of money to make a chicken sandwich. Hell, the only ingredient I don't already have is lettuce, and I'd be tempted to either skip it or try another green. Maybe try keeping staples on hand instead of having a kitchen full of goyslop.

[Anonymous No.18905446]

>>18902331
>it will never replicate and be as good or better than what you are trying to copy
Your tongue is so sandpapered by sysco sloppa that you wouldn't know real food if it slapped your face with it's dick.

[Anonymous No.18905452]

>>18905442
It doesn’t take a bunch of money to make a Chicken Sandwich but it does take a bunch of money to make a faggy chicken sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18905454]

>>18903065
>being scared of a rainbow

[Anonymous No.18905480]

>>18905454
>being a disingenuous faggot

[Anonymous No.18905491]

>>18905452
What does that even mean? I don't watch his videos ever since he became a living meme to game the algorithm and stopped doing fermentation videos.

[Anonymous No.18905604]

>>18905480
Not disingenuous at all. If a rainbow on a package upsets you, that means you're scared of a rainbow. Simple

[Anonymous No.18905612]

>>18905604
>Not disingenuous at all. If a racial slur on n annonymous message board upsets you, that means you're scared of a word. Simple

[Anonymous No.18905626]

>>18905612
...Yes? Racial slurs are proven to cause the same amount of trauma as experiencing life-threatening situations or even war. You should look into the latest science on trauma, it's funny that you thought this would be a "gotcha".

[Anonymous No.18905634]

>>18905626
this nigga scared of words lmao

[Anonymous No.18905694]

>>18905634
Better than fearing rainbows that never hurt anyone?

[Anonymous No.18905713]

>>18905626
>>"Trust s0ycience,goy! Saying the n-word is as bad being bombed by rocket-artillery"
Fuck off back to plebbit, clown!

[Anonymous No.18905743]

>>18905694

[Anonymous No.18905849]

>>18902592
>"I don't like him and it's the current year so he's a pedo"
That's how.
>>18902318
>by spending three times the cost of mcdonalds in ingredients, I made something better
ok retard

[Anonymous No.18905861]

>>18904073
>I watched the whole video
Gotem.

[Anonymous No.18905920]

>>18905861

[Anonymous No.18906028]

>>18902318
That McChicken looks like absolute fucking shit.
>>18902362
Go to a good burger joint that provides cutlery.

[Anonymous No.18906033]

Why do foodie types never seem to understand the logistics of fast food.

[Anonymous No.18906042]

mayonnaise on chicken sandwich is gross

[Anonymous No.18906047]

>>18902318
Now compare that plus price+time to Chick Fil'A, bitch.
>Muh bible quotes
If you can't handle some Christian capitalists then move to China.

[Anonymous No.18906078]

>Decide to click one of these videos
>LET ME GET IN YOUR FACE AND BE AS OBNOXIOUS AS POSSIBLE
>Close video at 5sec mark
>Youtube now thinks I want to watch more of this fag's garbage
Glad I wasn't logged in for that, just close the incognito window and get youtube thinking I'm addicted to some other topic

>>18902379
>stuff falls down everyhere
Skill issue or possibly not American.

[Anonymous No.18908007]

>mcdonalds
>shitty youtuber WON'T CLICK

bump

[Anonymous No.18908123]

>>18902318
That's way too much salad on his

[Anonymous No.18908161]

>annoying fucking intro
>doesnt get to the point fast enough
>stupid details that don't actually make a difference
>all those fucking spiders, seriously why
>sponser
>AND NOW... B ROLL
>more fucking spiders in the b roll
>recipe clearly just something from allrecipes

[Anonymous No.18908178]

>>18908161
fuck you there are no spiders you colossal faggot
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18908187]

people make fun of him for recreating fast food recipes but they don't realise it's for third worlders and europeans who can't get taco bell or wendy's like you guys and want to recreate the flavour

[Anonymous No.18908207]

>>18908178
>He can't see the spiders
NTAYRT but please go get you eyes checked, anon.

[Anonymous No.18908217]

>>18908207
>NYAYRT
speak ENGLISH faggot
THERE ARE NO SPIDERS KILLYOURSELF!

[Anonymous No.18908332]

>>18908187
America's Test Kitchen (a pretty fucking respectable org that's been into TV cooking since the 90s) published a fucking bestselling cookbook (among their many other cookbooks) that recreates the whole range of comfort foods from fast food to Oreos and boxed Mac & Cheese. It's a legitimate exercise.

If done properly and not just ripped off of other people's work.

[Anonymous No.18908364]

>>18908332
zoomers can't into cookbooks

[Anonymous No.18908514]

>>18908364
After spending enough time with bullshit online recipes I have some appreciation now for cookbook and subscription recipes that I know are professionally tested and perfected.

[Anonymous No.18908554]

>>18905626
All the racial slurs against whites are a joke. I can't take someone seriously calling me a honky or a cumskin. Are there any good ones?

[Anonymous No.18909530]

>>18908554
I like cracker, but it's kind of like colonizer in that I see it as a compliment (whip-cracker). There certainly is no word as powerful as nigger for white people.

[Anonymous No.18909546]

>>18908332
Can you tell me the name of the book you're referring to? I can't find it on their website.

[Anonymous No.18909815]

>>18909546
ATK Comfort Food Makeovers

[Anonymous No.18909830]

>>18908554
This is why blacks always say whites won't understand what it's like to be called a nigger, or what the word truly means in a sociolinguistic context -- there's no equivalent signifier. Independent of what one's social and political opinions are, that's worth understanding..

[Anonymous No.18909864]

>>18909830
Mind if I post this on r/todayIlearned

[Anonymous No.18909865]

>>18906078
You trying eating that tall ass sandwich without making a mess, I'll be waiting FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.18909866]

>>18902331
The key is not to offer someone something they can only indulge in once a month. A modest burger, not overloaded with toppings is something everyone can enjoy and even eat more than once a week and not feel too guilty about.

Nobody leaves McDonalds saying "I won't need to eat again til next week"

[Anonymous No.18909879]

>>18905626
Beaner kike wop nigger mick gook
That one line was just as bad as all of WW2
u mad brah?

[Anonymous No.18910042]

>>18909864
You absolutely may not -- that information is copyrighted and trademarked 2012 by the RIAA/MPAA/ASPCA and I will sue the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.18910314]

>>18909830
or maybe blacks are thinpaperskinned to allow a literal word to mentally and emotionally crush them like ants? I guarantee there are many more slurs for white people but the difference is none of them, or the ones who matter anyway, give any of those words meaning. Cracker, cumskin, honky, devil, villain, colonizer; most whites get called a slur and at worse scoff it off
why are blacks so offended by it? is it because deep down inside they know the meaning of the word and they know it's TRUE?

[Anonymous No.18910338]

>>18910314
It's slang for negro which means black. But they're actually brown, only the hair is typically black. So it's not true.

[Anonymous No.18910406]

>>18910314
Ok. Based on this presumption, how would you propose to use this to improve the situation in society, in which the objective reality is that there is racial animosity, and that black people getting killed by police or vigilantes results in mass protests and/or riots?

You can say "well that's not really how it is" or "these people are overreacting" -- but in reality, people are reacting -- there is an objective real-world cause, and an objective real-world effect. So instead of thinking just in terms of what things are in theory, you should be thinking of what you can say and propose that would actually be constructive. Because these social problems don't just vanish on their own.

[Anonymous No.18910412]

>>18910314
>maybe blacks are thinpaperskinned to allow a literal word to mentally and emotionally crush them like ants?
If that makes blacks sensitive, what does it make whites when they immediately kneel in response to this? lol.

[Anonymous No.18910464]

>>18902318
What is even the point of these? Of course you can make one better when you have all the time in the world and don't have to take 10 people orders for second

[Anonymous No.18910476]

>>18902318
japanese mc chicken is far superior to the american one

[Anonymous No.18910502]

>>18910412
Compassionate.

[Anonymous No.18910524]

>>18903088
>Places to discourage bug eating
>Pornhub
kek

Saving pollinators poster is something everyone should unironically support though, even if yes they will also eat bugs

[Anonymous No.18910854]

>>18910412
faggotry

[Anonymous No.18910926]

>>18910406
>how would you propose to use this to improve the situation in society
for who? society as a whole or just blacks themselves? because if it's to benefit society as whole, it would be to export all underperforming blacks (niggers) and welfare shaniquas out and possibly back to Africa. since that's not exactly a realistic possibility, the only solution would be to elevated the status of blacks themselves which is counterproductive: there are multiple objective scientific studies that show that for controlled or even biased (towards blacks) environmental factors blacks as a whole stagnate or even degenerate which boils it down to the only uncontrolled factor of racial quotient. blacks are fundamentally flawed people with flawed culture and flawed societies; they are outliers, but exceptions do not disprove the rule.

As far as blacks being "targeted" by "institutional racism", the notion itself is rather preposterous as compared to demographically statistics on crime, education, and employment; blacks in general are disproportionately FAVORED statistically. Your question of what boils down to essentially "how can we fix it" is a complicated one considering historically we've been trying to "fix it" for the passed 50+ years with lukewarm results. In my subjective scientific observation I have come to conclude that the issue with blacks is that the only outlying factor is genetics, which is not a factor that can not be controlled and manipulated for, even with overproportionate environmental factors. You can't fix a fundamentally flawed people, you can only ignore them. I however am not a baseless racist: I am open to my ideas being challenged and opinions molded, however in my experience and observations I have never been presented with a strong enough argument that may persuade me thusly

[Anonymous No.18911030]

>>18902379
>>18902362
Manlets with little jaws and mouths seething.

[Anonymous No.18911079]

>>18911030
bet you can fit a lot of dudes in that mouth bro

[Anonymous No.18911119]

>>18902534
no he's not. that would mean he's ultra based. he's the highest level of cringe

[Anonymous No.18911620]

>hop in thread to hopefully make fun of babishs faggy ass or cuckmans jewtube channels
>people are bringing up niggers
Why

[Anonymous No.18911887]

>>18911620
it's the spiders

[Anonymous No.18911890]

>>18902318
MCDONALDS

HIRE. THIS. MAN!

[Anonymous No.18911906]

>>18911119
>pedophilia is le based

[Anonymous No.18911926]

>>18906042
>mayonnaise is gross
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.18911931]

>>18910406
>how would you propose to use this to improve the situation in society
deport or exterminate all blacks

>here is an objective real-world cause
the massive inferiority of blacks in every respect save perhaphs athletic ability

>an objective real-world effect
the decimation of urban centers, rise of crime, rise of drug use, rise of STDs, drop in average SAT scores, waste of government resources in aid programs, etc etc
objectively speaking, it all blacks died suddenly tomorrow, it would be the best thing that ever happened to the country in so many respects

>what you can say and propose that would actually be constructive
there is nothing constructive to say/propose
the powers that be have decided since occupy wall street that white people are just to smart to allow an actual voice
we will be slowly replaced by niggers, mexicans and mutts who are reliably dumb and easily controlled

[Anonymous No.18911935]

>>18911926
t. 9 year old

[Anonymous No.18911975]

>>18909865
If you lack the American hamburger handling racial trait, it can still be trained. I believe in you anon.