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>>18902236
靴の風味。。。

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>>18902236
These people are retarded. Do they have no sense of smell? Surely the scent of a leather shoe or wood etc would let you know its not made of chocolate/cake

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>>18902282
they looked cute bros :(

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>480x854

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Boo get new material

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>>18902692
fyi the chocolate, cakes and biscuits used in this show were flavored to have the scent of wood, leather, etc.

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>>18902768
wtf is that, mercury?!

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>>18902866
holy crap she does a good job of putting raw fish on rice. Three hundred dollars.

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>> No.18902938

>>18902921
where have i seen this guy before?
it was in some movie where his wife cheats on him
drive my car?

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>>18902812
>Didn't leave in fridge for at least a few hours with dry rub
>Covered up all flavor with bbq and sriracha
fucked up world we live in

>> No.18902988

>>18902282
Hey at least they skinned and properly cooked the bats. Better than the ch*nese

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>> No.18903003

>>18902938
Bold of you to call generic ntr porn a movie

>> No.18903011

>>18902245
an animal died for this, disgusting

>> No.18903015

>>18903003
didnt say it was a film

>> No.18903024

>>18903011
it was funny tho

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>>18903002
best in thread

>> No.18903030

>>18903025
this dude seems like he has it together, wonder where he is now

>> No.18903032

>>18902875
If you stop 20 seconds in, this isn’t a terrible splurge meal

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>> No.18903069

>no webms of JAV girls eating fish/seafood and puking it out again
Flawed thread

>> No.18903096

>>18902848
source on this?

>> No.18903128

>>18902245
omfg I'm dyin on te floor laffin

>> No.18903142

>>18902282
*coof*

>> No.18903153 [DELETED] 

>>18902936
Goddam do they suck dick in chingland

>> No.18903165

>>18903025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLcbXmQoQv8

no matter how much money he has, he's still a chimp.

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>>18902956
i don't know what that is but i want it

>> No.18903230

>>18902765
You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.18903232

>>18902245
my fucking sides

>> No.18903233

>>18903002
sauce

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anyone have the popcorn boy

>> No.18903280

>>18902921
the heat of the meat cooks the egg

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Anyone have part 2 of this?

>> No.18903338

>>18902942
I didn't come here to feel

>> No.18903352

>>18903025
It's bizarre that I'd never heard of this guy beyond webms clowing on him, then I'm supposed to be furious over him getting pinched for sex trafficking or something. Like, ok?

>> No.18903358

>>18903315
no one cares about fat germans.

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>>18902812
> kosher salt

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>>18902274
nachos for ants

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>>18902842
Whats the deal with Asians and melted cheese?

>> No.18903495

>>18902885
It's an experimental batch of capri-sun

>> No.18903529

>>18903468
that's 4th generation italian immigrant filth. even in chicago, known for cheap shitty Italian food, that place is looked down on as novel and retarded

>> No.18903547

>>18902842
Immense fogging at 0:16

>> No.18903555

>>18902934
Wtf is this. Seems fun, but do you just pick up the sticky booze glass? Also is that a half a vegetable?

>> No.18903566

>>18902928
Is this what middle aged Japanese men find attractive? A hard drinking woman who eats weird shit? Is this middle sclass fancy? Is it this ladies food journalism?

>> No.18903567

>>18903315
Holy shit I think I'm about to puke. Do americans really?

>> No.18903576

>>18902899
Is this a kangaroo?

>> No.18903589

>>18903576
Looks like it. I can't think of any other animals with a similar body shape

>> No.18903600

>>18903002
My wife does this and she thinks it's hilarious

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>>18903576
>>18903589
Sincere question, have you ever actually seen a kangaroo?

>> No.18903626

>>18903605
Only in tank girl and kangaroo jack.

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>>18903626
Makes sense since it looks nothing like one in that webm.

>> No.18903639

>>18903468
>Asians
chicken fondue is a Korean thing mostly.

and just fyi at those places they'll literally tack on extra service charges to your bill if you have any food left over. like they'll literally charge you $40 or whatever for two hours of all you can eat/drink (or more like 2 hours of all you can eat and 1:30 of all you can drink with a limit of how much shit you can order) then when your time is over your waiter will come by and assess if you've consumed everything to a satisfactory degree before they give you your final bill.

you think American tipping culture is bullshit, wait till you go out to eat in Korea

t. westerner living in Asia

>> No.18903644

>>18903639
>westerner
lmao, you're not white.

>> No.18903654

>>18903644
but I am, though. and not only am I white, I'm whiter, specifically, than (You), Muhammad

>> No.18903665

>>18902812
Non-American here. Does kosher salt taste any different to.... not kosher salt?

>> No.18903680

>>18903153
Id estimate at least 40% of women in Asia have sucked dick or had sex for money, and that's a conservative estimate.

>> No.18903686

>>18903680
Most of the women in Asia are in China, so no.

>> No.18903689

>>18903665
> Does kosher salt taste any different
yes
it's less salty so you can put more salt in your food

>> No.18903709

>>18902245
why are Americans like this?

>> No.18903722

>>18903686
Talk to any girl in her 20s in China and most will have at least worked in a paid companionship bar

>> No.18903752

>>18903709
> Americans
that guy is an aussie you cunt

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>>18903566
MFW she’s s class fancy

>> No.18903758

>>18903576
>>18903589
Emu my dudes

>> No.18903761

>>18903686
>Most of the women in Asia are in China
Nope, Indian population is bigger than Chinese one now

>> No.18903985

>>18903002
Is there a full video or is just a short?

>> No.18903996

>>18903566
Seriously? Clams are what you consider weird? Go back to your processed Mcslop retard.

>> No.18904018

>>18902236
Why are Japanese game shows so weird?

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>> No.18904030

>>18904018
No, It's creative.

>> No.18904037

>>18902282
Ebola'd

>> No.18904039

>>18903665
No, but it has been blessed by ZOG.

>> No.18904050

>>18903096
It's from a Michael Jackson music video.

>> No.18904059

>>18903576
It's a baby elephant.

>> No.18904065

>>18904050
which one

>> No.18904066

>>18903315
I hate American's

>> No.18904069

>>18904065
The one with Michael Madsen and Chris Tucker.

>> No.18904085

>>18903996
Its not the clams you fucktard. Its that half a veg, the weird sake over pour, the tiny clear broth incredibly basic clams, and the half a rainboot of beer.

>> No.18904094

>>18903635
Then care to tell me what that is? Q huge rat?

>> No.18904098

>>18904094
An Ostrich.

>> No.18904104

>>18903096
https://youtu.be/O2jGkrwRco0
https://youtu.be/CIfcISneSwU

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>>18904085
Fucking Americans are hilarious. Anything not remotely resembling normal food is outlandish to them

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>> No.18904268

>>18904209
it does not look like the heat from the rice cooked the egg

>> No.18904273

>>18904098
Oh.. fuck.. I'm retarded. I thought maybe but I wasn't sure. I thought the neck was the tail.. oh man. Thanks.

>> No.18904284

>>18904153
I didn't say it was alien food. I just guarantee 90 percent of Japan is not eating or drinking like this chick and the gentleman who brings his own pork thermometer to dinner.

There's something odd about all this. I want to know what it is intended for. Food porn. Manners porn? Jerkoff material? Cozy comfy thing to eat with while you're stuck in your 1 bedroom all alone?

>> No.18904290

>>18904153
That means so much coming from a frog poster, get a grip faggot.

>> No.18904294

>>18904241
She looks nervous. I wonder how long before her idol manager made her go barf it up.

>> No.18904296

>>18904294
'bout tree fiddy

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>>18904186
>>do
>>americans
>>really?

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>>18904390
Code?

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>> No.18904479

>>18904468
8675309

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>>18903315
Holy hell fuck americans

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>> No.18904483

>>18904481
Bloody monkeeees

>> No.18904486

>>18904480
Still Jealous?

>> No.18904507

>>18904290
Stay triggered.

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>>18902842
>It's like an upside-down pizza!
Uh....but the bread is on the bottom and the cheese is on the top still. Whats upside-down about it?

>> No.18904512

>>18903665
>Non-American here. Does kosher salt taste any different to.... not kosher salt?
It's miss labeled. Salt isn't kosher or not, it's just salt. What is called kosher salt should more correctly be called koshering salt and was/is used to cure meats into a kosher food.

All the kosher part indicates is that it's suitable for curing a meat because of the size of the chunks. Any recipe that uses kosher salt but otherwise dissolves it is just pretending to be fancy by using a slightly more expensive salt. (no salt is really expensive in the modern world).

>> No.18904524

>>18902765
uncle scrooge's money bin, 2023 edition (don't go for a swim)

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>> No.18904547

>>18902733
so do most dogs but they are very tasty

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>> No.18904551

>>18904018
they're not game shows
they're 'variety shows', like nip Conan, but they're obsessed with having like 10 guests on at once
once in a while they'll throw some silly game or activity in for 10min of a 3 hour program, but most of the program is just watching celebrities react to shit.
like 80% of jap TV is literally celebs reacting to shit and talking about food.
its so fucking tiresome.
but its designed to be "on in the background" TV when hanging out in your 9x9 living room with your entire extended family drinking beer after work

>> No.18904571

>>18902236
https://youtu.be/KIRE8yscK_o

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>>18904551
I'm old school, I prefer Godzilla eating train cars

>> No.18904649

>>18902842
"Your goyslop sir, that will be 15,99 plus tax and tip"

>> No.18904667

>>18904480
Nigger can’t speak Deutsch

>> No.18904769

>>18903600
She lays there with a towel over her face while you pretend to drive a stick?

>> No.18904784

>>18903605
What is this dish called?

>> No.18904786

>>18903566
>any asian woman must be attractive
>an half-pint is hard drinking
>basic clams is weird shit
>blue-collar/low midlle-class dish is fancy
>film is journalism
the absolute state of yellowfever coomers...
nice b8 m8

>> No.18904801

>>18902867
>>18902927
lol wtf are these?

>> No.18904812

>>18902245
Sigh...
*unzips pants*

>> No.18904815

>>18904801
Ads

>> No.18904822

>>18902245
God I wish that were me

>> No.18904823

>>18904784
Pasta alla Sloppa

>> No.18904923

>>18903165
>horizontal format video of a tweet from the same account with a horizontal format video overlaid on a vertical format of the video with added black bars to fill the horizontal format
Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.18904937

>>18903555
Yeah, pouring until it overflows into the wooden cup is a show of being generous. The vegetable is bamboo shoot.

>> No.18904938

>>18902245
Expected a CGI spider to jump out.

>> No.18904958

>>18904284
The show with the dude is Kodoku no Gurume, the one with the lady is Wakakozake. They're both live action adaptations of manga based around salary workers enjoying small cafes and restaurants. It's basically slice of life / food porn / gentle comedy. Kodoku no Gurume is all based on actual locations, so it's almost like a travel show too, I dunno if Wakakozake is the same.

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>>18904216
Nice wine pairing, bitch.

>> No.18904965

>>18904468
本棚食堂

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>>18902236

>> No.18905386

>>18903315
>>18903567
>>18904066
>>18904480
>>18904186
>>18904335
Sadly this one is a German. Shes called "Dome/Dominique" and shes quite infamous here

>> No.18905468

>>18905386
To be fair, midwest America is basically descended from Germans, easy mistake to make.

>> No.18905525

>>18904551
Sounds exactly like the British oversaturation of comedy panel game shows. It's fun for quite a while and then you realize it's all the same comedians, the same general jokes, the same political hot takes of the day, etc. I was hooked for maybe a year or two and then stopped watching.

>> No.18905547

>>18904784
My mother just called it (Italian) sausage soup. The Italian sausage is essential to add the sweet+spicy seasonings within, but you could use any or sausage or other meat or dark substitute and add analogous seasoning.

>> No.18905550

>>18905468
Didnt they assimilate by now?

>> No.18905562

>>18903665
You know how ultra cheap "table salt" has iodine in it, while slightly more expensive (but much nicer) sea salt doesn't? For whatever historical reason, Americans call iodine-less sea salt (or grown salt) "kosher salt" instead of just, like, sea salt.

>> No.18905563

>>18903555
>>18904937
From what I've read in the Netherlands they overfill the glass and then you're "supposed to" (as in it's the thing they all do) slurp up the runoff around rim without using your hands first, and then you can start picking up the glass. I can't imagine the unwasteful Japs and Koreans wouldn't do the same.

>> No.18905568

>>18902934
Is this softcore fetish porn?

>> No.18905572

>>18902245
>I'm ready for marriage

>> No.18905608

>>18905562
>Americans call iodine-less sea salt (or grown salt) "kosher salt" instead of just, like, sea salt.
You're as retarded as your are ugly. "Kosher salt" refers not to the source of the salt, but the methods used to make it and the flakey consistency. "Sea salt" can be kosher, or it can be made into other types of salt.

>> No.18905610

>>18905608
You've missed the point. Outside of America, the distinction is made between "table salt" and "sea salt" or, rarely, artificial salt.

>> No.18905661

Ok, we get it, you like bug people.

>> No.18905698

>>18903589
>>18903576
Clearly a large bird.
You should be able to tell from the skin that it was plucked, not shaved.

>> No.18905718

>>18902245
When she says she is ready to settle down.

>> No.18905960

>>18905525
yep, exactly that
but also with Jap autism it's not live, unscripted or spontaneous
they literally spend a week before rehearsing how this week's episode is going to go
t.friend of mine ended up on a variety panel show one time. dude thought he could just show up, do the 2 or 3 hours of recording and go home, but instead got stuck having to spend most of a week doing 3-4 dry runs before the actual recording day

>> No.18906011

>>18902928
Imagine the tangy saltiness of her braps after this meal

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>> No.18906038

>>18905610
You missed the point. Inside America, the distinction is made between "table salt" and "sea salt". Stop speaking about topics about which you are ignorant.

>> No.18906063

worst thread on /ck/

>> No.18906071

>>18906038
No, non-iodine salt is just shorthanded as "kosher salt".

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>>18906071
That is not correct. Go back and learn English.

>> No.18906115

>>18906102
But it is correct. No recipe author out there wants you to specifically find salt which is useable in koshering. They just want you to use non-iodine salt.

>> No.18906117

>>18903639
The thing is, koreans are physically weak. So if they would try to pull this shit with me, I'd rip their eyes out and shit down on their faces while livestreaming it on vimeo plus

>> No.18906138

>>18906115
No they don't. The iodine doesn't make a difference. If they're given you a volume, they want you to not use fine grain salt. If they're giving a weight, it simply doesn't matter and they probably think it sounds more professional.

>> No.18906139

>>18906031
J A C K THE TWO-STROKE ENGINE DESTROYING THAT BURG'

>> No.18906158

>>18905698
Yeah, well, as I said, I'm a dumbshit.

>> No.18906163

>>18905563
The Netherlands put the glass in a little wood box too?

>> No.18906176

>>18904958
Awesome. Thanks. Thats what I figured but wasn't sure. How long are the eps?

>> No.18906178

>>18906138
What the fuck do you mean the iodine doesn't make a difference
And no they're not giving me a volume, many recipe authors say "use a pinch of salt" or "salt to taste"
Do you actually cook, anon?

>> No.18906189

>>18903025
who is this?

actually I don't care.

>> No.18906203

>>18904390
just cram that shit in there.

>> No.18906205

>>18906158
Don't worry, I'm not trying to give you shit at this point.
I only pointed out the skin difference because no one else brought it up.

>> No.18906212

>>18906178
Yes. Iodine makes no difference. You're a dolt.

>> No.18906245

>>18906212
Bro? I think you have taste problems. Got covid recently?

>> No.18906258

>>18903576
That's a turk.

>> No.18906263

>>18906245
No. I know what I'm talking about. You assume things are true and stick to those beliefs despite all the evidence of reality.

>> No.18906264

>>18902768
xD

>> No.18906270

>>18906263
Nigga can't taste iodine

>> No.18906272

>>18903002
>>18903028
>>18903233
>>18903985
Why is /ck/ full of gay people?

>> No.18906279

>>18906270
Yes I can. It tastes like Betadine. Meanwhile, iodized salt tastes like non-iodized salt.

>> No.18906298

>>18906115
>>18906138
Because of the process used, Kosher salt has a very specific flakey crystal size. It also has a known salinity. By specifying kosher salt, they're hoping to get fairly close to the intended flavor. If you decide to use table salt, or that pink shit, then it's up to you to adjust. The key here is that Americans know the difference, and this ignorant eurotrash dipshit should go back to sucking Putin's commie dick and leave the real discussion up to the adults.

>> No.18906314

>>18906298
>Americans know the difference,
You would, Jew slave.

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>> No.18906370

>>18903030
>>18903165
>>18903352
>>18906189
t. guys who move a knife up and down over an onion

>> No.18906377

>>18904923
blame the Jews for DMCA.

>> No.18906442

>>18906298
>The key here is that Americans know the difference
clearly not

>> No.18906548

>>18906326
Lol it's a cake roll, your Instagram followers don't need to see it

>> No.18906665

>>18903352
what the fuck are you talking about. get off your computer. you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

>> No.18906838

>>18902928
This is litterally the "Nigger Tacos" scene from that one anime

>> No.18906908

>>18906176
25 minutes from what I remember, apart from some longer specials. There's usually five minutes of setting up what location he's in, a bit of scenery and sitcom with a customer, then he realises he's hungry and sets off to find an eatery. The rest of the episode is him going to town on some local food, it's surprisingly compelling. They even find actors that look similar to the actual staff in the restaurants.
Looks like someone just uploaded a bunch of episodes of the latest series to youtube, get it before it gets jannied: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyQZeqGRRw0

>> No.18906944

>>18902245
Is that HowToBasic?

>> No.18906945

>>18906548
The recording of "reaction-to-destroyed-cakes" is also a fad. I fucking hate modern social network.

>> No.18906995

>>18902768
Qin Shi Huang himself.

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>>18902765
Outside the frame of this

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>>18903414
knowing how it's made, makes you really appreciate more these bad boys.

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>>18902842
My jewdar and simultaneous jewess fetish made me immediately have to do a double take at 0:18

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>>18906326
is that sinb?

>> No.18907566

>>18902753
surprised he's still kickin desu

>> No.18907594

>>18906370
i rarely eat onions anon, mostly your moms cock

>> No.18907612

>>18903605
>3 hot, 3 sweet
>instead depicts 4 identical sossies
these people should be taken out into the street and shot

>> No.18907645

>>18902282
Why is it fine to them, but as an American this is disgusting?

>> No.18907680

>>18902867
Holy shit I hate America.

>> No.18907691

>>18902921
Is this asian Conan?

>> No.18907746

>>18904400
wtf? what was that stringy looking thing hanging off? worms?

>> No.18907759

>>18904481
Damn, asians are weird and eating raw shit. They look like monkeys in human clothing.

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>>18902842

>> No.18908115

>>18907746
Shirataki noodles.

>> No.18908116

>>18903025
sisters how do we respond...

>> No.18908169

>>18908081
The only thing missing is my erect penis being greedily fought over.

>> No.18908171

So, this thread isn't really anything to do with cooking, it's just a bunch of webms of bugs stuffing way too much food in their mouths that some cringey weeb collects to fill his sexual void. Truly pathetic.

>> No.18908298

>>18904512
Ehhhh. You're right, its sodium chloride, but i dont think kosher salt is any more expensive than table salt now a days. The special thing about it is its higher surface area(more like flakes rather than tiny crystals). Its also iodine free, though not all table salt has iodine added either so thats prob. not a big enough differentiator.
Theres also maldon salt or finishing salt, which 100% is more apt to your explanation since those 2 salts actually are prob. 3-5x more expensive than normal or kosher salt and would be wasted if you're mixing them into any solution.

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>>18902875
First breakfast

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>> No.18908503

>>18902842
>>18908081
that is a fucking horrifying looking woman on the left

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>> No.18908527

>>18908468
Fag deserved it for putting his stinky elbows on the table

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>> No.18908589

/ck/ The WEBM thread
o1 poster spams oLD CONTENT
you DON HAVE THRE RIGHTRS TO THIS WEBMS
stupid fucking 3r worlder not know in how copywrite LAW works

>> No.18908599

>>18903025
>the only joy in life is money
>you're the sad one because I cannot find fulfillment in preparing a delicious meal
I don't understand why this retard who doesn't understand you cannot make back the time but can always make more money is talking to people about being a man.

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>>18908468
>>18908527
Correct.
Also wearing his jacket to the table.

>> No.18908662

>>18902282
they were so cute bros :(

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>>18902859

>> No.18908691

>>18902866
that tuna looked incredible

>> No.18908699

>>18902875
>when he chopped up the cheese fries and added them in
wtf lmao
would eat once in my life just to say I tried it then never again

>> No.18908717

>>18902282
Almost everything brown people make looks like this. It's all some variation of shit stewed in a pot.

>> No.18908778

>>18908469
Jack's prosthetic arm.

>> No.18908804

>>18908469
I fucking lol'd

>> No.18908808

>>18908489
dumb bitch

>> No.18908970

>>18904481
based asuka eternally stirring to avoid eating it

>> No.18909050

>>18908500
the heat from the pasta cooks the egg

>> No.18909115

>>18902768
That explains his mustache colour

>> No.18909121

>>18908461

Why'd he do it bros?

>> No.18909187

>>18904481
No2 should stir my eggs if you catch my drift

>> No.18909192

>>18903011
Good chickens are fuken gay LMAO

>> No.18909199

>>18906178
Can you two salt faggots kiss already? Thanks

>> No.18909208

>>18908561
Now they know what their pussies taste like

>> No.18909220

>>18908451
>NO HUMANS

>> No.18909248

>>18902748

whatever money they're getting for that isn't worth it

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1835716/

>> No.18909300

>>18904023
>>18902921
>>18908535
>>18908540
>>18908516
who's this sensei?

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>>18903025
>>18908599
A few weeks in a prison cell have been a cold hard dose of concentrated perspective.

>> No.18909459

>>18902282
how do they not get rabbies or hepatitis from doing this?

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>>18909459
Did you arrive on this planet very recently?

>> No.18909490

desu i prefer shitty reposts to this bugposting even though most of the bugposts are reposts

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>>18909434
>instantly crumbles and is reduced to a platitude spamming facebook normie
who could possibly have seen this coming

>> No.18909619

>>18909490
this has been one of the worst /ck/ webm threads by a longshot

>> No.18909730

>>18908561
I like how girl on the right can still behave correctly, and the one on the left acts like some barbarian.

>> No.18909757

>>18903002
>Tfw you only have a short throw shifter
I'll never be able to rev match like this...

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>>18908605
dear god, i clicked out of that several times for fear of the worst; honestly, don't know if i could sit thru it again

>> No.18909904

>>18909300
The Solitary Gourmet I think.

>> No.18910002

>>18902282
Nooo not the poor heckin flyerinos

>> No.18910018

>>18908469
This made me smile. Lol.

>> No.18910039

>>18903002
Just a couple bros having a laugh

>> No.18910076

>>18906370
t. guy who moves his hand up and down his dick while imagining he is his favorite e-celeb

>> No.18910089

>>18909511
It really should be common sense that you can either be a fake criminal who publicly posts cringe about how bad ass and 'drug money' you are, or you can actually go out and commit crimes but have to keep it to yourself. Andrew Tate didn't get the memo that you can't get away with real crimes if you post about them all day.

>> No.18910104

>>18903025
The whole point of money is to allow you to spend your time doing what you actually enjoy, piling it up isn't worth anything on its own. It's quite sad that he doesn't actually enjoy anything and can only continue this pointless cycle of getting money to get more money (if the Romanian government even lets him, that is).

>> No.18910129

>>18910104
>piling it up isn't worth anything on its own
Do people actually thing the wealthy "pile up" their wealth? They invest it so the money continues to grow. It's not a pile spent on nothing.

>> No.18910134

>>18910129
That's exactly what I was describing and everyone knows what investing is, you fucking moron. It's really sad that you have to imagine everyone else as comically stupid so you can tell yourself you're smart for knowing basic shit that most other people knew well before high school.

>> No.18910148

>>18910134
>piling it up isn't worth anything on its own.
You're such a humongous mongoloid. Humongoloid is what you are.
If you invest in property the financial value can vary but even though the money goes nowhere it's not magically worthless. You now own a property to use in whatever way you see fit.
Also,
>The whole point of money is to allow you to spend your time doing what you actually enjoy
Humongoloid.

>> No.18910194

>>18910148
I was completely right about you, you imagine other people having ridiculously stupid views on things you can tell yourself you're smart for knowing the most basic shit. No one is saying Andrew Tate lives in a gutter and spends zero dollars, I'm saying he's a retard who doesn't see that the ultimate point of money is to spend it in a way that allows you to live well.

If you observe and talk to actual rich people who have had time to get used to being rich (not "grindset" manchildren who were raised without fathers), you will see that they agree with me entirely. More money is never bad, but it stops being a major goal at a certain point when you can easily off your investments, at which any sane person makes their goal be to live well and spend money in a way that makes it easier to do so.

If Andrew Tate just legitimately hates cooking for some reason then he shouldn't do it, he can afford not to. But saying that a rich person who actually likes cooking shouldn't do it because (somehow) they could make more money with the time they spent doing it is plain fucking stupid, being able to do things you enjoy without worrying is the whole point of getting rich to begin with. It's really sad to think that a person could make it to that point but still beat themselves up all the time about maximizing their financial potential, being rich but still feeling poor.

>> No.18910203

>>18908552
kek. What show is this?

>> No.18910207

>>18908605
>>18909760
Anyone have the one where they try to open a coconut?

>> No.18910211

>>18910194
Brokey cope.

>> No.18910216

>>18904547
nobody fucking asked cunt faggot retard

>> No.18910227

>>18910211
I actually have a business education and do very well making use of my time and money, while you spend yours on donations to e-celebs.

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>>18902733
Not food related, but have a comfy, happy batty to cheer up. I hope my gesture of cheer is enough to avoid jannyslap for OT.

>> No.18910395

>>18910227
You're projecting so hard, my guy. No one believes you're older than 12.

>> No.18910405

>>18902282
uma delicia

>> No.18910421

>>18909487
I’m not talking about Covid, just that bats carry rabies which can kill you. This guy is clearly handling bats and getting their blood on his hands. Yet he seems none the wiser. Just an example, vampire bats are a big problem for people sleeping outdoors in Peru.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vampire-bats-kill-4-kids-attack-500-in-peru/

>> No.18910526

>>18906370
t. guy who actually follows e celeb gurus
Kek at ur life

>> No.18910528

>>18910421
>vampire bats are a big problem for people sleeping outdoors in Peru.
lol @ peruvians

>> No.18910584

>>18910528
I guess that's why Peruvian food uses so much garlic

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>>18910584

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>> No.18910837

>>18910239
banan

>> No.18910847

>>18910674
fucking kek

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>> No.18910910

>>18910239
he looks happy

>> No.18910922

>>18910835
Can someone explain the logic behind this?
>dude let's order individually but everyone gets to pick off the plate we ordered and we end up only getting a little bit of it even though we have to pay the full thing anyway

>> No.18910930

>>18910883
that'll be ten dollars sir

>> No.18910937

>>18910922
why? you're the one who made it up. you tell me what the logic is

>> No.18910944

>>18910883
looks really badly optimized. why arent all the production steps next to each other instead of miles apart? and why is there only one row of blades to cut the dough when thats apparently the slowest step?

>> No.18911050

>>18910944
The main limiting factors are cooking and cooling time. It needs to spend however many minutes in the oven, and then however many minutes out cooling before you can work with it. The faster you make the line, the larger the oven and the cooling area have to be. You could put all the steps close together and have a bunch of cutters, but there's no point when at the end of the day you need a hundred metres of conveyor belt space between the oven and packaging, might as well make it easier to maintain.

>> No.18911064

>>18910922
It's a family style meal, like thanksgiving. Usually one person takes charge of ordering, but if you have a thing you particularly want you ask for it. Like if Jessica really wants green bean casserole at thanksgiving she can ask for it, but she's not going to just sit there and eat the entire casserole herself even if she is a fat bitch. The bill is usually taken care of by one person, with some competition to be the one paying it.

>> No.18911099

>>18911050
based and mass production pilled. henry ford would be proud.

>> No.18911104

>>18909121
Living underwater means that burning is probably the weirdest sensation he could imagine.
He then see water and proceed to rush to hide himself.
I don't think he could see that the water was boiling (how in hell does that occurs in natural environments for crabs?)

>> No.18911194

>>18910395
This is exactly the sort of cope I was talking about, and it's clear you're struggling to believe your own bullshit at this point.
>my guy
holy shit you're a soft faggot

>> No.18911273

>>18911194
>he's still taking the bait

>> No.18911322

>>18908516
Kodoku no Gurume
basically the based 40yo salaryman version of Wakakozake

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>>18908561
>untoasted bread
>no melted butter or cheese with it

>> No.18911333

>>18910922
asian dining (china, korea, japan etc) you dont order your own dish that you eat yourself.
you order a plates of stuff to be put in the middle that everyone shares.

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>> No.18911657

>>18903665
the diff is the shape of the crystal
kosher salt is long and irregular while table salt is tiny cubes
this is important in the US
because a teaspoon of kosher is less salt than a teaspoon of regular
good thing most other countries measure in weight not volume

>> No.18911678

>>18904959
rule #1 of wine drinking is drink what you like

>> No.18911709

>>18911626
That's fuckin' neato.

>> No.18911737

>>18906178
not the anon you're arguing with but he is right

>> No.18911805

>>18911657
What's even dumber is that in cooking most people measure salt by taste rather than weight or volume so in that case the shape is completely irrelevant.

>> No.18911848

>>18902245
I hate fucking redditors

>> No.18911852

>>18908433
do americans really

>> No.18911853

>>18910944
>>18911050
>>18911099
cake when hot is flimsy.

>> No.18911877

>>18910674
after the 2nd or 3rd taste he should have nodded his head and end the fucking joke. dont' beat a punchline to death

>> No.18911902

>>18911111

>> No.18911913

>>18902934
What is this from?

>> No.18911932

>>18903566
beta jap men find beer drinking women attractive for the same reason american hipsters find your average slag roastie attractive: female does x thing which trangresses cultural norms.

>> No.18911952

>>18903025
kek this guys funny whats his name

>> No.18911991

>>18908489
cute

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>>18911997
what you lookin at willis

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>>18912019

>> No.18912034

>>18911991
simp nigga

>> No.18912049

>>18912019
wtf
>>18912023
what a bastard

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>> No.18912229

>>18904959
It's not an absolute rule as some reds go well with fish and so whites with meat

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>>18907341
top right one isn't even a hexagon