WebMs you feel compelled to watch entirely any time they are posted.

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Anonymous Sat Feb 4 04:41:59 2023 No.18894916 [Reply] [Original]

WebMs you feel compelled to watch entirely any time they are posted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 04:43:24 2023 No.18894920 the norfman eating two bowls of parmesan mixed with a bowl of marinara

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 04:50:39 2023 No.18894947

>>18894916
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 05:00:09 2023 No.18894989 >>18894916 Surly

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 05:00:37 2023 No.18894994 >>18894947 Lmao you mad bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 05:40:35 2023 No.18895158 File: 2.95 MB, 640x640, saltbae el diablo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894916

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 05:43:16 2023 No.18895171 >>18895158 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 05:46:34 2023 No.18895190 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, 1590124504297.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:32:00 2023 No.18895347 File: 312 KB, 423x500, topkek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894947

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:34:44 2023 No.18895353 >>18894916 Easily worth over $10,000 of eggs

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:56:57 2023 No.18895404

>>18894989
Millennial (nearly Gen X) loser parroting the memes of anons that moved on to live happy lives with wives and children years ago.
>>18894947
Mid-20s loner that might end up like the other guy or turn his life around. Time will tell
>>18895353
Based creative zoomer appropriating old memes into new paradigms to create innovative solutions in an ever changing meme space.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 06:59:37 2023 No.18895408 File: 71 KB, 615x409, 1_JS286787556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895158 looks like shit, but I didn't expect more from this gigantic faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 07:40:18 2023 No.18895519 File: 47 KB, 622x604, 20210211_222734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894947

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 07:45:42 2023 No.18895527 >>18894916 How does he get out?

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:21:31 2023 No.18895627

>>18894916
There was an orange orchard farm run entirely by migrant Mexican farmers near my hometown in Florida, and there was this little makeshift town close to where they would sleep for the night that had dudes like these that would basically make quick eats like these for cheap as fuck. They weren't too friendly tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:24:03 2023 No.18895637 >>18895527 he doesnt by the time hes cooked half of those eggs some would have hatched and started laying eggs themselves hes perpetually trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth for his past sins

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:28:03 2023 No.18895646 >>18895527 >>18895637 26-32 year old guys that are pushing a secondary meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:29:35 2023 No.18895653 >>18895646 go change your diaper, boomer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:31:35 2023 No.18895662 >>18895653 early 30s virgin anon trying to b8

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:32:17 2023 No.18895663 >>18895662 the latter is true

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:38:07 2023 No.18895681 File: 2.95 MB, 1140x636, 1655050764072.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:38:28 2023 No.18895682 File: 2.75 MB, 650x850, 1664841880645272.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey everyone!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:40:01 2023 No.18895684 File: 2.80 MB, 576x1024, 1672358523722578.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:42:04 2023 No.18895692 File: 2.57 MB, 576x1024, 1672404597230103.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:44:49 2023 No.18895701 File: 2.87 MB, 540x540, 1649850545395.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:52:43 2023 No.18895721 >>18894947 This but not as seething

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 08:53:17 2023 No.18895724 >>18895682 That’s disgusting lol. Women shouldn’t be allowed to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:07:19 2023 No.18895749 >>18895724 why is that webm such an incel magnet? Incels like you should just start dating traps and leave real women alone lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:23:23 2023 No.18895780 >>18895749 Stop projecting u bottom 90 % man. It’s gross and all webms from that food truck is. It’s smelly food and when u sweat later, it stinks up the whole area and makes me think of third world hairy men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:24:25 2023 No.18895782 >>18895749 Leave real women alone? Lmao I bet u already that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:27:36 2023 No.18895789 >>18895682 She actually seems cool af. Reminds me of girls from the 00s.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:35:45 2023 No.18895799 >>18895780 >>18895782 Just go date traps, man you incels are fucking SEETHING again huh lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:39:03 2023 No.18895811 >>18895799 Shut up. Statistics show I’m top ten percent. Guaranteed top 20 in USA. Stupid beta male provider. Don’t let ur wife do drugs, she might murder the kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:45:30 2023 No.18895823 >>18895682 >>18895684 >>18895692 I watched all three of these webms hoping he was going to throw it in their face or dump it on the ground I'm literally shaking in anger that he didn't do it why did this piece of shit even record this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 09:47:11 2023 No.18895829 >>18894916 How does he get out without breaking the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:24:22 2023 No.18895901 File: 11 KB, 500x280, 1645166441048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895404 >>18895646 >>18895662 Who am I anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 10:56:56 2023 No.18895961 >>18895811 >>18895823 t. incel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 11:06:58 2023 No.18895982 >>18895158 What a fucking faggots lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:48:09 2023 No.18896140 >>18895190 Jesus Christ jon, it's a fuckin grilled cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:53:27 2023 No.18896149 >>18895682 this is why i want to work in fast food brehs BUT NO ONE IS HIRING EXCEPT DRIVERCELS I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE, I WANT TO COOK! LET ME COOK FOR CUTE GIRLS

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 12:59:37 2023 No.18896158 >>18895158 you can buy a cheese sausage for like $2 at any australian servo

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:12:41 2023 No.18896177 >>18895901 John.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:17:24 2023 No.18896184 >>18894947 This is at least 10 years old, possibly more

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:43:43 2023 No.18896254 >>18895158 what is wrong with this idiot? bae's going to hurt himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 13:55:34 2023 No.18896300 File: 2.90 MB, 480x854, 1670231391132491.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895789 Sir, you're getting desperate. Women in the 2000's didn't talk and have mannerisms like negresses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:03:45 2023 No.18896321 >>18896300 that's sorta wonderful

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:09:53 2023 No.18896332 >>18896300 not a single drop of soap was used in this video

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:45:45 2023 No.18896448 >>18896332 why would you want to eat frozen soap shavings? mutts, i swear

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:47:22 2023 No.18896453 >>18896448 why would you want to eat frozen diarrhea shavings? pajeets, i swear

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:47:50 2023 No.18896455 >>18896300 Wow, now you guys are claiming normal social skills are a nigger thing? This is an epic development.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:53:58 2023 No.18896468 File: 2.51 MB, 360x640, roast_garlic_and_onion_sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this looks amazing, but the guy is hairy af and i probably wouldn't eat anything he touched

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 14:57:54 2023 No.18896472 >>18896468 >literal fried onions with garlic spread if i ate that i'd be shitting liquid out of my ass for the next 2-3 days

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 15:18:47 2023 No.18896513 >>18896149 I feel you. I lost a minimum wage job making scratch za because they fire the entire kitchen staff after peak season. I would work there again just to hang with the wait staff. I make 5-10x contracting independently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 16:43:46 2023 No.18896725 File: 58 KB, 1280x720, Bane of the Surly King of the Egg Fort.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894916 A new challenger approaches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 16:45:54 2023 No.18896733 File: 256 KB, 516x526, 1409630808061.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894947 Wow been a long time since I've seen this pasta. Nice tweaks to the format

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 16:48:02 2023 No.18896744 >>18895681 God I wonder how her sweat tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 16:51:07 2023 No.18896751 >>18896468 He looks like he smells exactly like that sandwich 24/7

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 16:56:19 2023 No.18896764 >>18896300 I would pay for a test sample to send to the lab to find out how much fecal matter is in each serving

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 17:53:18 2023 No.18896947 >>18895190 FAVREAUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:09:04 2023 No.18896987 >>18895158 What the fuck did he make?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:09:34 2023 No.18896990 >>18895527 He has to eat his way out

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:10:06 2023 No.18896994 >>18895681 /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:12:00 2023 No.18896998 >>18895811 If you had to look up statistics about where you fit in on the attractiveness scale, you're a virgin that repulses women. Normal men just know they're attractive from having sex with women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:12:05 2023 No.18896999 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1642099577149.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:17:05 2023 No.18897015 >>18896513 those bastards, they'll squeeze you dry, cry about their profits and give themselves a raise

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:20:25 2023 No.18897021 >>18896764 Bro they look indian, it's probably 50% shit. They're called poo's for a reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:21:03 2023 No.18897025 File: 638 KB, 1080x1920, 1646512340332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:22:48 2023 No.18897033 >>18897015 They closed like a year later. The owner's dad owns the building and it's in one of the most expensive locations in the entire city, but they still ran the shop so poorly they couldn't keep staff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:25:38 2023 No.18897042 >>18897025 >dat wet meaty hole hold me back bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:32:40 2023 No.18897071 >>18895190 What's the point of the oil when you have a stick of butter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:34:19 2023 No.18897076 >>18897071 To increase your power

Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:35:57 2023 No.18897085

>>18895190
This guy is such a tryhard. I watched a few episodes of Chef Show and he hangs out in kitchens with famous chefs trying to be instructed by them and he cooks the same way (like a retard). But he never shuts his mouth about irrelevant factoids and other cooking memes that sound like reddit or twitter posts. It's like he took up cooking as a fake personality but never tried to actually get into it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:37:18 2023 No.18897090 >>18897042 im not inviting you to dinner anytime soon

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:39:07 2023 No.18897099 >>18897085 Anon, he’s a fucking millionaire movie producer, not a cook. It’s a hobby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 18:42:50 2023 No.18897118 >>18896999 Unsanitary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:02:29 2023 No.18897189 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, adventures in food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:04:08 2023 No.18897193 >>18897189 i hate weird foodporn shit like that but damn that scotch eggs looks amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:11:42 2023 No.18897218 >>18894916 >tfw you realize that there is a non-zero probability that egg fort man had an egg crammed up his ass the whole time

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:21:48 2023 No.18897254 File: 1.44 MB, 720x720, 1664274798456987.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:27:30 2023 No.18897266 >>18895701 How much fucking water and extra calories does this take. Shes gonna be a husk before those braces come off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:30:19 2023 No.18897277 >>18896999 I like that he gives that old hoe a bunch of napkins when she can't get them herself and keeps fucking with this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:31:02 2023 No.18897280 >>18897254 Now you're boned

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:31:47 2023 No.18897283 >>18897254 Salt Bae poisoned Diego?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:35:31 2023 No.18897296 >>18896149 Delivering to hot girls gives you more opportunity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 19:38:58 2023 No.18897308 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, Ramsay_Homemade_Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:08:14 2023 No.18897409 >>18897254 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:28:42 2023 No.18897489 >>18897409 >Pay Maradonna 200K to eat at your place. >Make 20 million from the ad revenue. is why

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:44:52 2023 No.18897550 File: 2.97 MB, 402x720, baking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have the 2nd part to this? I need to know what the final product is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:47:08 2023 No.18897560 I'm usually repulsed yet enthralled by those concession stand ones where they just have a tray and keep adding more and more shit to it for like two straight minutes, and you've thought they were finished four or five times but they keep adding.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:48:44 2023 No.18897565 File: 2.91 MB, 415x720, ice_cream2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18896999

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:54:03 2023 No.18897574 File: 2.65 MB, 405x720, fish_scales_oil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's mesmerizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:55:49 2023 No.18897581 >>18897550 looks like brownies based on how little flour is in the batter

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:55:59 2023 No.18897583 >>18897574 Holy fuck, leave it to the Chinese to torture their food alive before eating it. This is why I cannot support the CCP and the culture they encourage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 20:57:59 2023 No.18897586 >>18897583 wrong .webm bud here is the way back >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:09:14 2023 No.18897613 >>18897025 that vid is like twice the size of my screen

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:10:15 2023 No.18897617 >>18897574 I gotta say, I fucking hate looking at that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:11:38 2023 No.18897620 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baking time lapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:29:14 2023 No.18897684 File: 2.62 MB, 384x480, indian_cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:34:13 2023 No.18897700 >>18896300 >t.incel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:35:27 2023 No.18897707 >>18897620 disgusting why do you torture food like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 21:45:29 2023 No.18897743 >>18894916 The bacteria and unsanitary conditions poisons the egg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 22:09:13 2023 No.18897833 >>18897254 Dudes high as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 22:17:38 2023 No.18897871 You guys talked a lot of shit about the Egg King. You did. Now you look at him with extreme desire as he has built his castle with little nuggets of liquid gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 22:34:59 2023 No.18897923 >>18897574 but why

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 22:55:49 2023 No.18897981 >>18897871 I have always paid tribute to the Egg King

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 23:55:06 2023 No.18898177 File: 2.62 MB, 480x852, avgday.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 4 23:58:15 2023 No.18898190 Any of the ones about the indian messing with people when they get ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 00:08:56 2023 No.18898222 >>18898177 >eats a large breakfast >immediately eats a second breakfast But why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 00:11:18 2023 No.18898230 >>18898177 Do bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 00:57:02 2023 No.18898378 >>18897684 What is this and why are they cooking it alive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:04:49 2023 No.18898409 >>18897574 trypophobia?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:06:26 2023 No.18898413 >>18898378 it's dough

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:10:49 2023 No.18898422 >>18898378 it's bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:18:16 2023 No.18898444 >>18898177 0 lardasses IRL actually count shit like "2 cans of sprite" Your average hamplanet thinks all drinks are 0 calories because they're liquid Obvious troll video

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:18:35 2023 No.18898446 >>18896999 HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:22:37 2023 No.18898460 >>18898177 I thought there was a time missing on the second but he just had two meals back to back?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:40:35 2023 No.18898508 >>18898177 fat cunt isn't even chewing any of that, it's like watching a perpetual motion machine

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 01:42:42 2023 No.18898512 >>18894916 Just how many eggs does the guy slightly off screen eat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:42:23 2023 No.18898786 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, cooking excelence with jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18897189 improved version

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:43:30 2023 No.18898793 >>18898512 He has to eat all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:47:20 2023 No.18898807 >>18896987 your gf wet

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:47:51 2023 No.18898808 File: 1.68 MB, 720x404, activating almonds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:49:34 2023 No.18898813 >>18895789 this, it's amazing how it enrages all the incels instantly

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:50:05 2023 No.18898814 File: 1.26 MB, 640x356, how not to put out an oil fire 05.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:50:35 2023 No.18898817 >>18896998 lol rekt

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:54:10 2023 No.18898828 File: 916 KB, 480x360, how not to put out an oil fire 17.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:55:54 2023 No.18898836 File: 699 KB, 366x600, how not to put out an oil fire 12.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 02:59:55 2023 No.18898845 >>18897025 Fucking classic

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:02:09 2023 No.18898851 >>18896300 >white hand at the end yikes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:02:43 2023 No.18898855 >>18897565 Ice cream tricks were never the same after that

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:13:57 2023 No.18898895 >>18897308 Every time I see this I can't think of him as a fat snake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:15:50 2023 No.18898907 >>18898836 >>18898828 Where's the one of a black guy making a ridiculous amount of fire in a pan? Cracks me up

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:22:27 2023 No.18898938 >>18898786 Bless you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:23:45 2023 No.18898946 >>18898177 His cap in the soup always gets me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:36:56 2023 No.18898985 File: 850 KB, 660x720, 1645569890711-Mydrunkenstar-Misa-Balcony_Puke_Girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894916 This one is pretty classic, the puke french girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:40:21 2023 No.18898997 >>18894947 Where are the AI TTS fags when you need them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:56:00 2023 No.18899043 >>18895190 i hate neurotic jew cooking shows so much its unreal

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:56:40 2023 No.18899048 >>18895158 All that prep for an overcooked sausage. Fucking hell. Even that soy youtube sausage guy is better than salt roach.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:57:04 2023 No.18899050 >>18897071 >What's the point of the oil when you have a stick of butter? oil + butter is how restraunts make all their grilled bread/potatoes taste good. those really good diner hashbrowns? oil + butter. its the secret ingredient to pan frying

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 03:59:29 2023 No.18899060 >>18897583 hi bot

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:02:17 2023 No.18899070 File: 2.68 MB, 720x720, how not to put out an oil fire 18.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18898907 This one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:03:21 2023 No.18899072 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, how not to put out an oil fire 37.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18898907 >>18899070 or do you mean this one? Actually a lot of these feature a black guy. Not going to post every single one as a bunch are boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:05:00 2023 No.18899076 >>18899070 The little fucking shake gets me every time

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:05:53 2023 No.18899079

>>18899050
Oil plus butter is a kitchen myth. The milk solids still burn at the higher temperature. The smoke is just less visible. Pure butter is fine if you don't need to get it too hot, but if you do you want clarified butter, not oil mixed with butter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:06:45 2023 No.18899084 >>18899070 That's the one. Destroyed me the first time because I thought the little shake at 0:14 was him still trying to cook with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:08:24 2023 No.18899092 >>18896987 beef cordon blue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 04:11:35 2023 No.18899104 >>18896733 I sometimes listen to it in song form via Stewart the Sock. The nostalgia is cozy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:02:47 2023 No.18899229 >>18899070 how tf is that possible? was the oil too hot or is it the water from frozen french fries

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:03:49 2023 No.18899230 >>18898836 so how do you put out a oil, i don't have a extinguisher or mud is letting it burn itself out a strategy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:05:45 2023 No.18899236 >>18895190 I actually really like this scene, though I have no idea where it's from. It seems like a dad trying really hard for his son. It being just a sandwich only makes that better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:07:57 2023 No.18899241 >>18897565 go CHUNKY BOY GO OWN THAT FRAUD ICE CREAM MAN

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:18:08 2023 No.18899273

>>18899230
Cover it with a cookie sheet so it runs out of oxygen. Someone once told me baking soda can also be used, but if you don't have a K rated fire extinguisher in your kitchen or a handy lid, you're a fucking moron.
Make sure it's a K rated fire extinguisher and not the other oil rated one (C I think?) as part of the K rating is that the powder is non toxic. If you use the other oil rated kind of fire extinguisher you basically need a new kitchen if you don't want to risk poisoning yourself. Stuff is super toxic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:20:39 2023 No.18899282 >>18899273 zamn, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:21:17 2023 No.18899284 >>18895158 >that creampie cumshot at the end

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:24:21 2023 No.18899291 >>18897565 lol fuck turks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 05:34:33 2023 No.18899319 >>18898177 >bite >nod >bite >nod >bite >nod

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:08:59 2023 No.18899387 >>18898378 I believe it is a ballony-type of Indian fried bread called batura.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:11:07 2023 No.18899394 >>18898786 wtaf was that disgusting blob at :34 lmao?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:16:40 2023 No.18899404 >>18899387 *balloony

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:24:38 2023 No.18899420 >>18896300 Looks beautiful, if a white person made that instead I would definitely get a bowl

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:25:09 2023 No.18899422 >>18898814 Holy shit, this A&W has the exact same layout as the one I used to work at

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:30:32 2023 No.18899435 >>18899236 It's from the film Chef, and he is indeed a chef, but it is exactly that, a scene showing he puts just as much time and effort into just making a toasted cheese for his son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:31:37 2023 No.18899440 File: 2.79 MB, 960x540, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:48:05 2023 No.18899485 >>18897550 Wait... what? Why are there two dogs fucking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 06:49:35 2023 No.18899491 >>18897574 The chinese obsession with oil is a sight to behold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 07:27:47 2023 No.18899578 >>18896300 This looks amazing Shaved ice BTFO, this is the real deal

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 07:58:57 2023 No.18899652 >>18898177 His food itself isn't unhealthy except the soda. If he deceased the meal sizes, he could be healthy weight

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 08:12:40 2023 No.18899686

>>18897923
To remove the scales. The skin is rich in fat and connective tissue so it's delicious when crispy-fried
Another weird thing is that you can fry up fish bones as well. A jap friend showed me once when he lightly floured them and fried them. They are crispy and delicious

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 08:24:19 2023 No.18899717

>>18899686
it's not really weird, usually if you deep fry the whole fish you can eat the bones, but whole fish fry is not common in european cultures it seems. canned fish also usually have edible bones.

another thing is soft shell crabs or baby crabs, or shrimp heads, you can just fry them up and eat them with the shell on

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 08:33:23 2023 No.18899738 File: 769 KB, 656x1232, chestnut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 08:55:59 2023 No.18899799 >>18895682 >>18895684 >>18895692 How come there's only 3 of these videos? Did foodcart-bro stop recording stuff afterwards?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 09:16:14 2023 No.18899834 >>18899799 Isn't his t-tok chanel in the vids? What's on his channel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 09:17:14 2023 No.18899835 >>18894947 spbp

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 09:19:39 2023 No.18899841 >>18895190 why is this shot like a TV drama

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 09:43:19 2023 No.18899886 >>18899834 Ignore my previous question, I just went on his instagram and there's plenty of other videos. I guess the anons who converted them to webm only found 3 with cute girls in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 10:00:22 2023 No.18899919 >>18898985 Would

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 10:19:04 2023 No.18899945 >>18898985 she wasn't french, something eastern european

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 11:55:17 2023 No.18900143 File: 3.86 MB, 640x1138, forcedwhitesauce2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895823 This is the closest I found, sorry anon. Also if anyone has a guide on making webms with ffmpeg I'm looking, this is harder than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 11:57:19 2023 No.18900149 >>18894916 How does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 11:59:31 2023 No.18900155 >>18900149 he has to cram all the ägs

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:00:18 2023 No.18900158 >>18894916 why is this so funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:02:24 2023 No.18900159 File: 3.04 MB, 640x1138, kebab1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895682 >>18895684 >>18895692

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:02:40 2023 No.18900160 >>18895158 how the fuck does he not get beaten to death every day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:16:45 2023 No.18900183 >>18900143 Look up "webm for retards". Used to be hosted on github, but some prancing fairies got pissy over the name. Instead of bending the knee and changing the name, the dev moved it to gitgud.

Carole Sun Feb 5 12:22:23 2023 No.18900194
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>>18900183
Thanks I just found a few minutes ago too, it's still in the sticky up on /wsg/. Getting stuff to work in the cli is fun too but I'll look at that once I give up haha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:29:10 2023 No.18900214 >>18896468 What a treat Old Kevmo is a cool boomer

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:34:28 2023 No.18900223 >>18899319 >dump oil down drain >not my proble AHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:35:34 2023 No.18900227 >>18900194 nah dude get gud at the CLI, you can make far better stuff, webm for retards is very innefficient

Carole Sun Feb 5 12:41:46 2023 No.18900245
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>>18900227
Well I'm just discovering ffmpeg today so I'm still having fun with it, but ultimately I think i'll stick with the cli for most things as that way I can still think about automating stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:45:05 2023 No.18900257 >>18900245 good, the cli is your friend and makes you feel like an epic haxx0r which is also nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:52:07 2023 No.18900272 >>18900257 is that what zoomies think? in my childhood it was the only way to operate a pc

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:53:29 2023 No.18900275 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, Mestre Da Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 12:57:05 2023 No.18900281 File: 2.27 MB, 800x450, Mestre Da Pizza 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:07:04 2023 No.18900291 File: 54 KB, 612x749, 1674877801764110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900281 I don't think I've ever seen a more disgusting pizza come out of a wood-fire oven

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:10:10 2023 No.18900297 >>18900291 >wood-fire heh

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:23:15 2023 No.18900321
File: 1.97 MB, 640x1138, retiredfitbro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18900272
That's nice grandpa. Most of the time a CLI is still faster than any GUI in the world for specific goals, but when you've spent hundreds of hours in it it no longer feels cool. We're all grateful you had to suffer through the DOS era, let people have their fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:24:19 2023 No.18900327 File: 2.64 MB, 640x1138, cutegirlshenanigans1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895682

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:25:20 2023 No.18900328 >>18900281 The three olives at the end... and he looks so proud too

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:52:14 2023 No.18900401 >>18898409 That's not trypophobia inducing you retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 13:53:17 2023 No.18900412 >>18898378 You're not funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:19:34 2023 No.18900502 >>18899230 Put lid on pot. or big plate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:23:27 2023 No.18900516 >>18900412 I once won the best newcomer award at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:25:24 2023 No.18900526 >>18899652 >His food itself isn't unhealthy except the soda >full english >chicken and waffles >triple cheeseburger >chilli cheese bites >sugar donut >special fried rice >seafood noodle soup hi mutt

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:28:35 2023 No.18900537 File: 540 KB, 1520x2000, wp10498537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900272 Based Usenet shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:31:30 2023 No.18900547 >>18899652 How fat are you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:39:08 2023 No.18900575 >>18898177 further proof that all tattooed people are mentally ill

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:54:41 2023 No.18900613 >>18899686 >To remove the scales. ??? Have you never even touched a fish before? You can pull the scales off of any fish with a $5 tool, and it doesn't require you to skin it and then pour 200C oil on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 14:55:38 2023 No.18900616 File: 1.94 MB, 2089x2097, 1671837112898627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895408 Obsessed

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:08:46 2023 No.18900648 >>18898808 so this is how to activate them…

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:19:13 2023 No.18900684 >>18900613 They fly everywhere that way instead of sliding off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:22:18 2023 No.18900692 >>18895190 why not just shoot him with a gun to kill him sooner instead of slowly giving him a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:26:30 2023 No.18900707 >>18898177 i love hos his moobs can't be hidden anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:46:36 2023 No.18900772 >>18898177 Why do people think this is a bong, it's clearly an American.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:52:19 2023 No.18900792 File: 50 KB, 720x730, 1669860627800436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900772 Humans don't call fries "chips", Thornberry. Try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 15:54:56 2023 No.18900800 >>18900245 good haul. these guys are overdoing it. The brazil girl was pumping her fist in discrete motions; these movements are grotesque and, dare I add, "bro". Uncouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:00:10 2023 No.18900815 File: 2.65 MB, 1444x1620, screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900792 Bolivian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:01:56 2023 No.18900821 >>18900815 south america creates some true ogres

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:11:03 2023 No.18900846 File: 421 KB, 512x512, 1670779868902902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900815 Well waddaya know. I stand somewhat corrected. I'm still going to pretend he's Airstripistani though, the salt is too precious.

Carole Sun Feb 5 16:21:43 2023 No.18900888

>>18900800
The fact that they're overdoing is the whole appeal of the video along with the wedding suits for me anon. I'm curious to know whether this video or the Brazilian guy was recorded first. IIRC this guy recorded people at his food truck for a while before he got viral attention.

>>	Carole Sun Feb 5 16:24:32 2023 No.18900898 >>18900245 Damn, that's a worthwhile 8 dollars. 8 euros here only gets you a kebab, fries and a drink.

>>	Carole Sun Feb 5 16:25:34 2023 No.18900902 >>18900888 *girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:30:19 2023 No.18900928 >>18900846 I can respect that.

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:31:16 2023 No.18900933
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>>18900888
As standalone, yes. But some subsequent vids make it obvious they're mimicing brazilgirl in homage, so i just assumed anyone who pumps their fist, makes a pinch or gives thumbs up is doing same. I could be wrong. Obviously, a marriage is something to celebrate; though I'm not quite certain a wedding which warranted black tie should be celebrated at a gyro food truck lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:42:43 2023 No.18900991 File: 739 KB, 320x480, 1635730665195.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894916

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:46:42 2023 No.18901008 >>18895682 For me, I think I'm so mesmerized by this one because she's what I'd want to look like as a woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:48:21 2023 No.18901017 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Cooking_with_Saiki_Reika.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18900991 Buddy, the webm should be /ck/ related. Did you really not grasp that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:49:43 2023 No.18901024 >>18901008 Nice. You should troon then get SRS

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 16:53:23 2023 No.18901044 File: 214 KB, 1920x1080, Jack on the Deathbed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18897308 >that smugly gluttonous grimace he deserved the 4th stroke and possibly second heart attack

Carole Sun Feb 5 17:04:34 2023 No.18901095

>>18900933
yeah no idea either, but since I can't know for sure I'd rather treat it as a standalone.

I figured this was some food for pre/post wedding, but again no idea lol. This might even be prom attire or just some fancy Halloween costume, I'm not very knowledgeable on formal wear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:04:52 2023 No.18901096 >>18897254 Heartily kekd, thanks for that

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:07:32 2023 No.18901104 File: 1.99 MB, 560x560, 1669565327297682.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18897254 best reverse webm I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:08:48 2023 No.18901113 >>18900245 I hate men like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:26:22 2023 No.18901212 File: 502 KB, 406x720, ketchup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18901113

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:28:13 2023 No.18901221 >>18901212 >cheap heinz trash seems accurate

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:29:37 2023 No.18901228 >>18901044 How does this man continue to survive these things? He is out posting about fast food again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 17:43:47 2023 No.18901284 >>18901212 ketchup water ruins ketchup as a whole for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:03:31 2023 No.18901314 >>18900516 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:05:41 2023 No.18901321 >>18901284 Single serve packets don't have ketchup water, so just use those. They're free at fast food places.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 18:19:19 2023 No.18901357 >>18900275 The nightmare of Italians

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 19:07:47 2023 No.18901508 File: 2.45 MB, 576x1024, 1675620651899462.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 19:09:35 2023 No.18901517 File: 901 KB, 576x720, 1675618066208553.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 19:10:41 2023 No.18901524 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, 1674422354091178.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 19:19:23 2023 No.18901563 >>18899072 >deepfrying shirtless braver than me

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 19:53:53 2023 No.18901679 File: 3.15 MB, 480x360, cX39upQYOtIvPwySL2y7y8knUPI=.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18901517

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:04:17 2023 No.18901721 >>18895158 what the fuck was he trying to accomplish with the cheese at the very end?

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:06:03 2023 No.18901730

>>18895408
He really had no reason to do that, not even factoring in that FIFA apparently has a ban on anyone other than winning players and heads of state touching the trophy. He's just a C list celebrity who happened to be there, wasn't even from one of the countries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:11:14 2023 No.18901751 >>18901524 what the actual FUCK is wrong with americans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:28:33 2023 No.18901799 >>18895823 Hey offered them a free entree if they agreed to let him record those tik toys as an advertisement

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:31:26 2023 No.18901805 >>18896468 >reads Holes once

Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:34:40 2023 No.18901810

>>18898177
I can't quantify this but there's something about the way he moves his mouth (opening it as wide as possible and sticking out his lips like a fish) that just screams mental impairment. I'm right about this, I can't prove it beyond citing my inborn natural instinct. Anyone else feel the same? Is there a reason behind it?

Also did he really have his "mum's" leftovers at someone else's restaurant? How does that work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:34:56 2023 No.18901811 File: 62 KB, 660x525, 1651244412527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18898985 Looks like pineapple juice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 20:59:42 2023 No.18901899 >>18900281 How is he touching that with his bare hands strait out of the oven?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 21:05:57 2023 No.18901916 >>18899229 Ice causes the oil to boil extremely violently as the ice is transformed instantly into steam. This boiling caused it to spill over onto the stove and ignite, which ignited the oil in the pot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 21:09:52 2023 No.18901926 >>18895682 Golden age >>18895684 Silver age >>18895692 Kali yuga

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 21:35:22 2023 No.18901995 >>18901751 *krauts

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 21:53:18 2023 No.18902080 >>18897308 someone reverse this too

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:15:40 2023 No.18902190 >>18899422 We all know how rare it is for fast food restaurant chains to have the same kitchen layout.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:20:23 2023 No.18902222 >>18901563 Youre confusing bravery with stupidity

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:22:50 2023 No.18902238 File: 1.96 MB, 854x480, tasty_hoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:25:40 2023 No.18902257 >>18902238 What was the objective there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:29:40 2023 No.18902275 File: 453 KB, 900x762, 4125018-middle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18902238 lmao wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:46:08 2023 No.18902342 >>18902238 dude it's dough, it's not gonna bifurcate you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 22:57:56 2023 No.18902399 >>18901995 newfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:00:59 2023 No.18902411 >>18902257 to make "le funny" viral clip to advertise his channel

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:01:00 2023 No.18902412 >>18902257 do something stupid so people watch you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:03:34 2023 No.18902428 >>18899841 because it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:03:37 2023 No.18902429 >>18899440 ???

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:07:21 2023 No.18902441 >>18902399 /ck/ is nothing more than my personal electronic litterbox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:10:45 2023 No.18902460 >>18899394 jack attempting to make pulled pork

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 5 23:59:04 2023 No.18902662 File: 329 KB, 652x392, ramblers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895701 who's with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:00:21 2023 No.18902667 >>18895780 thinking about men, eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:10:04 2023 No.18902704 >>18898985 please don't give me a new fetish you motherfucker i swear im going to lose my mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 00:31:12 2023 No.18902796 File: 2.18 MB, 1280x720, jack_omelet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 01:44:31 2023 No.18903048 >>18902796 i hate cooking ware like this so much, so unnecessary

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 05:39:10 2023 No.18903850 >>18902796 pop

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 05:41:01 2023 No.18903858 >>18902704 Girl vomit is a basic bitch fetish. I was bored with that before 22.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 05:43:59 2023 No.18903864 >>18902238 >starts crying kek, wtf

Anonymous Mon Feb 6 05:45:45 2023 No.18903868

>>18895158
>the way the meat folds over itself before wrapping over the cheese
>the quick cut immediately afterwards to avoid showing him fix the fuckup
>showing the cheese flop out at the end but not the massive gaping hole of meat left
Fucking hilarious and insane people give him money to do anything but drop salt on stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:13:58 2023 No.18903982 >>18901926 that's not how it works in comics after silver age it's bronze age and then it's the HEROIC AGE with revived thor and the new avengers

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:15:20 2023 No.18903988 >>18897574 looks like toe nails>>18898409

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:15:54 2023 No.18903991 >>18902238 literally me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:19:22 2023 No.18904003 File: 819 KB, 1070x804, 1675309348147331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18899652

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:24:28 2023 No.18904026 >>18895158 >patek phillipe

Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:26:32 2023 No.18904031

>>18900281
At most low end local pizzerias, the oven is just there so that they can advertise the pizza as "fresh oven baked" . The oven neither gets hot enough to bake the pizza nor does it improve the taste.
A microvave works just as good for that tier of pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:30:56 2023 No.18904053 >>18894916 This wasn't half as amusing as I thought it would be with all those eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:36:06 2023 No.18904072 >>18895823 I gotchu, not a webm though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:36:51 2023 No.18904074 File: 773 KB, 569x1015, 1665546353626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895692

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 06:37:14 2023 No.18904075 File: 4 KB, 250x250, 1617816655827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18895682 I wan tto like her poosy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 13:50:30 2023 No.18904996 >>18895682 People who hate this video only because they know deep down that a girl will NEVER look at them like that and its destroying them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 14:02:18 2023 No.18905020 >>18904053 You're looking, but not seeing. Consider his ability to get out without breaking all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 18:11:30 2023 No.18905726 >>18900281 Could at least cut it decently

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 18:33:44 2023 No.18905806 >>18900281 >a paint scraper

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 19:02:26 2023 No.18905890 >>18897189 >sneaking in those jack clips kek you cheeky bastard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 19:05:40 2023 No.18905901 >>18899799 they got shut down sadly, no food truck permit

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 19:25:42 2023 No.18905967 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, dictator of the egg domain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18894916

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 19:50:21 2023 No.18906049 File: 1.41 MB, 626x352, virgin of the egg-verse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18905967

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 19:54:29 2023 No.18906069 File: 2.74 MB, 360x640, viscount of the egg-verse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18906049 and finally

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:43:17 2023 No.18906510 >>18901805 >It's nature's magic vegetable. If a person ate nothing but raw onions, he could live to be two hundred years old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:44:58 2023 No.18906520 >>18906049 >>18894916 What would happen if you ran full speed and threw yourself into the egg fort? Could you even get in trouble? Assuming the owner doesn't catch you and redeem your life

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:46:18 2023 No.18906528 File: 43 KB, 720x544, nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18903982

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:46:36 2023 No.18906531 >>18906520 You become one with the egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:48:20 2023 No.18906541 >>18905967 that first flip was fukn SLICK bloody bitch basterd...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:51:06 2023 No.18906557 >>18905901 kek seriously? Was it linked to the video going viral?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 21:53:52 2023 No.18906566 >>18906520 He would be grateful, and mourn your loss. The only way to free Surly, King of the Egg Fort, is to trade place with him. The Egg Fort is a magical entity keeping him trapped, much like the lamp of a genie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 22:31:12 2023 No.18906723 >>18899230 The problem is that they're not using enough water. You just gotta use more water to offset the oil, and you have to use it all at once, not incrementally like that one bozo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:03:47 2023 No.18906901 >>18895692 Tired hoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:10:31 2023 No.18906937 >>18899738 This was based as hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:20:36 2023 No.18906979 >>18906557 Completely false, you can search Williamsburg Halal Food on google maps and people posted pictures within the last couple days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:44:09 2023 No.18907070 >>18894947 More than 50% of >yous to this post are unironic and can''t recognize it immediately as obvious copypasta Not really sure what happened to this site

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 6 23:55:37 2023 No.18907111 >>18899070 The full video with sound is an actual treat https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4vJNaB3Eapg

Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:00:11 2023 No.18907128

>>18907070
It's not just a lack of knowledge and experience, the average IQ on 4chan has legitimately plummeted. I quit using /lit/ about 6 months ago because the place became flooded with posters that actually sounded like children struggling to understand basic concepts but still coming up with ad hoc statements about them anyway, and they all got really mad when you called them out on it since they (for some reason) thought that we're all supposed to be super respectful and coddling here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:04:44 2023 No.18907145 >>18907128 This site used to be good. No country for old men, I suppose :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:12:24 2023 No.18907175 >>18907128 >>18907145 It was never good.

Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:12:55 2023 No.18907177

>>18907070
>>18907128
It's the same thing that happened to the rest of the internet, it caught the attention of the greater populace, which leads to business getting involved and all the attendant bullshit /ck/ in particular got fucked by a popular mobile app wrapper for 4chan presenting it as the default board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:16:42 2023 No.18907190 >>18901751 Is the joke here that you don't recognize the German language on the packaging?

Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:17:25 2023 No.18907196

>>18907177
I think what basically happened is flashy and 1-dimensional bullshit became more common here and morons felt more at home. Low IQ people don't like having real discussions about complicated topics, they like blindly spamming and getting asspats for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:18:39 2023 No.18907204 >>18901017 >they fucking oiled her up for the segment Incredibly nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:23:55 2023 No.18907222 >>18901517 HNNNGGG

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:32:52 2023 No.18907252 >>18907175 Meh. That's a meme I've heard, but it is untrue. The quality of posters has distinctly decreased over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:36:34 2023 No.18907263 >>18900772 >full english breakfast >says mum >says man like >calls fries chips that's not an american. although he is trying his hardest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 00:38:46 2023 No.18907267 >>18907263 >man LIKE What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 02:28:36 2023 No.18907666 >>18907070 half the fun of copypastas is tricking newfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 03:11:54 2023 No.18907851 >>18895190 I really enjoy this movie, way better than it has any right to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 04:07:47 2023 No.18908053 File: 100 KB, 770x398, pter ptker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18906528

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 04:08:49 2023 No.18908058 >>18896149 update i went out and might be getting a job flipping burgers now im scared

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 04:19:24 2023 No.18908100 >>18901508 This is like having a stroke and knowing you caught it from this unhealthy video. unclean/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 08:32:09 2023 No.18908792 File: 2.77 MB, 360x640, marquis of the egg market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18906520 >>18906531 >>18906566 He would crack your head open like an egg, for no mortal disturbs the egg-fort.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 09:22:48 2023 No.18908887 >>18899485 wat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 7 10:43:30 2023 No.18909006 >>18900321 calebhart when Mega Man 12 finally comes out

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