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18890680 No.18890680 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Vienna so shit at making sausages?

>> No.18890685

>>18890680
Did you ever was in Vienna?

>> No.18890696

That's what happens when you meat a stranger in the Alps

>> No.18890707

>>18890680
I like the jalapeno ones

>> No.18890716

if I were to go to Vienna Italy and order sausages, am I gonna get the delicious version of this food? or will they just crack open an italian can instead of an american can?

>> No.18890717

I don't know what they put in those things, but they gave me crackhead strength one time. We went swimming down a lake and I ate a can. I was riding the rapids and felt so powerful. Slammed my leg on a sharp rock and didn't even know I was bleeding, I was a trooper. I felt dangerous. Later in the night when the moon was full and when everyone went to bed I couldn't sleep. I was so energetic and was getting visions of ripping off the head of the neighboring campers' toddler. Like cracking the neck and ripping it out with the spinal cord attached. Stared at the child with predator eyes (the cool type of predator, not the creepy pedo kind) all night. Was convinced I was a jaguar by 2 AM.

Be careful with these things, dudes. The shouldn't be selling these to just anyone.

>> No.18890764

>>18890717
Memories from the animals that suffered to produce the meat.

>> No.18890806

>>18890680
those are sausages out of a can.
it is like buying a pack of hotdogs and wondering why they taste like dogshit.
get a real sausage in Vienna and you will change your mind.

>> No.18890819

>>18890716
>Vienna Italy
Anon, are you baiting or just pretending to be retarded?

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>>18890717
Based and Werewolfpilled.

>> No.18890904

>>18890680
it's the water

>> No.18891116

>>18890680
The bbq ones are good, but yeah the original ones taste like shit. >>18890904 is probably right.

>> No.18891211

>>18890819
what, baloney is just cheap mortadella. so what are vienna sausages if not cheap ____ from italy?

>> No.18891249

>>18890680
I remember liking these when I was little but I tried some from a can recently, and I had to throw it out after eating one they sucked so bad. No flavor, mushy, horrible, dogshit sausages.

>> No.18891654

Isn't this just a really expensive way of buying meat loaf?
If it's not cured and there are no casings why press it into sausage shapes? Now they just cost more to can.
Why can somthing with that much salt? Just ship it as meat loaf

>> No.18891659

>>18891654
That's not what meat loaf is

>> No.18892661

>>18890904
its very thin chicken broth