/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18889297]

Do I really need a bread box?

[Anonymous No.18889327]

>>18889297
Depends on the type of bread and how long it lasts you.

[Anonymous No.18889336]

>>18889297
I'm 'Chaotic Neutral' apparently. Never understood what that means, but there you go

[Anonymous No.18889347]

>>18889336
>Never understood what that means

It meets your broke AF>>18889336

[Anonymous No.18889355]

>>18889336
>chaotic neutral
just means you do whatever the fuck you want

[Anonymous No.18889362]

I start out CN but transition to NE when there's half a loaf or less.

[Anonymous No.18889366]

>>18889347
Nah, I have plenty of money.
>>18889355
That's true.

This seems like horoscopes for intternet losers such as me

[Anonymous No.18889481]

>>18889297
Who puts rubber band and bread clip both in neutral? a rubber band is clearly in evil category, it's as bad as tying a knot.

[Anonymous No.18889486]

>>18889297
I don't know why anyone wouldn't twist and tuck. It works just fine and is less effort than all of them aside from just leaving the bag open. I thought I was a genius when I was the first one to discover this trick in my family who would just re-use the twisty ties and waste a good 30s of their life every time they wanted some bread.

[Anonymous No.18889501]

Nothing wrong with just tucking.

[Anonymous No.18889524]

>>18889297
>not twisting the bag, using the twist tie, then tucking
savages, all of you.

[Anonymous No.18889566]

>>18889297
Where is the option for using a heated resealer?

[Anonymous No.18889572]

>>18889297
D&D alignment charts are stupid and don't make sense and have never actually been used by anyone

[Anonymous No.18889603]

None of these because I don't buy pre-sliced bread like a fucking braindead lunatic retard.

[Anonymous No.18889630]

>>18889297
You don't need a bread box because you don't need grocery store bread. It tastes like nothing and is a waste of money. Just stop eating it and stop buying it.

[Anonymous No.18889869]

>>18889603
you still store bread though? likely in a breadbag or box to stop it going stale

[Anonymous No.18889871]

If you HAVE to eat near poisonous unhealthy bread, invest in a freezer and toaster.

[Anonymous No.18889874]

>>18889871
>near poisonous unhealthy bread
kys ketolard

[Anonymous No.18889878]

>>18889874
Jelly I'm so healthy eh? Haha loser. Scatter mr. Troll.

[Anonymous No.18889891]

>>18889297
bread box seems dumb since you can't get rid of the excess air. everything i've read about them sounds either like bougie cope or a sales pitch

[Anonymous No.18890312]

>>18889891
>bread box seems dumb since you can't get rid of the excess air

Um, yes you can.

[Anonymous No.18890379]

My wife is lawful evil and I am chaotic neutral. This actually sums our marriage up quite nicely.

[Anonymous No.18890387]

>>18890312
explain?

[Anonymous No.18890389]

>>18889297
how the fuck do you put the slices in a bottle

[Anonymous No.18890394]

>>18889878
Post gyno

[Anonymous No.18890466]

[Anonymous No.18890472]

>>18890389
>>18890387
This>>18890466

[Anonymous No.18890480]

>>18890387
>he's not using a bread vacuum chamber

[Anonymous No.18890486]

Lawful Neutral bros where we at?

[Anonymous No.18890490]

>>18890480
fucking hell this site is going to skint me, firs it was a george foreman and an air fryer, now i need to buy a rice cooker AND a bread vacuum ?!?!

[Anonymous No.18890516]

>>18890486
that's me bay-beee

[Anonymous No.18890571]

>>18889297
I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18890618]

Lawful neutral, bread is sold with clip, why not just use it, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18891151]

Assuming you don't own a breadbox, I genuinely don't understand why anyone at all wouldn't just do lawful neutral.

[Anonymous No.18891158]

>>18889362
literally me???

[Anonymous No.18891173]

>>18890379
kill your wife

[Anonymous No.18891203]

>>18889524
>not twisting the bag, using the twist tie, then tucking it inside the bread box
look at this neanderthal

[Anonymous No.18891209]

>>18890379
wtf i am also you

[Anonymous No.18891216]

>>18890618
Depends on the bread, anon.
If it's a loaf that comes with a twisty tie, you're better off just twisting and tucking after you're down to about 2/3 of a loaf because there's enough empty bag to use to keep the bread fresh. Before then, just reuse the tie.

[Anonymous No.18891218]

>>18889297
neutral evil

[Anonymous No.18891219]

>>18889297
Chaotic neutral here. No.

[Anonymous No.18891222]

>>18889336
It means you dgaf and enjoy seeing plans fail.

[Anonymous No.18891534]

>>18889297
I'm lawful evil by character, but this image says I'm chaotic neutral

[Anonymous No.18891537]

>>18889297
what is wrong with the twist and Tuck?

[Anonymous No.18891556]

>>18890618
>>18891216
>he thinks the twist tie / clip is going to do anything other than keep it all together during shipping/stocking
Just twist and tuck. Same thing, less hassle.

[Anonymous No.18891616]

I've always been a chaotic neutral kind of bread storer

[Anonymous No.18891621]

Hpw do you guys NOT reuse the bag clip? They serve no other purpose

[Anonymous No.18892192]

>>18889297
chaotic evil here, then again I dump my bread in the freezer so whatever.

[Anonymous No.18892253]

>>18889297
I never had a problem with stale bread doing the "neutral evil" option, I only twist it when there's not enough bread left to seal it down
anything else seems egregious

[Anonymous No.18892325]

>>18889481
because it just is ok?

[Anonymous No.18892362]

I oscillate between CN, NE and CE.
But I only eat croissants, so my preferences might not align with bread-eating culture.

[Anonymous No.18892385]

>>18889297
I use my toaster oven as a bread box

[Anonymous No.18892415]

So what alignment are you if you just eat all the bread

[Anonymous No.18892441]

>>18892415
Lawful fatass

[Anonymous No.18892463]

>>18889297
So long as you remove most of the air each time, twist and tuck is literally all you need.

[Anonymous No.18892471]

twist & tuck master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.18892520]

>>18889297
My grill just rips into the bag and leaves it with a hole in the side of the plastic wrap.

[Anonymous No.18892545]

>>18892520
Do the same with her clothes.

[Anonymous No.18892553]

>His bread comes in plastic bags

[sage No.18892559]

what is the alignment for putting bread products in a drawer?
it's a deep kitchen drawer that could reasonably fit 4 loaves of bread
while it certainly doesn't 'seal' as well as a true breadbox, it does seem to keep bread like one

[Anonymous No.18892584]

>>18889297
My bread has no bag

[Anonymous No.18892589]

>>18892520
Irredeemable

[Anonymous No.18892611]

>>18889297
>buy multiple breads
>put multiple breads in bread box
>one bread gets moldy, all breads get moldy

Just use the fucking bag.

[Anonymous No.18892636]

>>18889869
>he doesn't eat it by the loaf

[Anonymous No.18892703]

>>18892415
literally me
how stop bros

[Anonymous No.18892709]

>>18890486
>>18890516

[Anonymous No.18892754]

>>18892520
true evil

[Anonymous No.18893115]

>>18889297
twist&tuck, motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.18893233]

>>18892545
>>18892589
>>18892754
You are all absolutely correct. But I love her and we have so much fun.
She’s got a recipe for you:
>heat up food
>put it in your mouth
>unless it’s gazpacho
Captcha is: joysx

[Anonymous No.18893238]

>>18889297
I just tuck. The twist adds absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.18893256]

>>18892520
tape it back together

[Anonymous No.18893419]

>>18893238
stfu tuckheathen. the twist add a guarantee airlock between the bread air and the outside air. Simply tucking is not enough until to guarantee an airtight seal after at least half the bread is gone

[Anonymous No.18893440]

>>18889336
Lawful means follows laws, morals, social expectations, virtues etc., chaotic means self-fulfilling, rebellious, disregards law/order, etc. and true is inbetween, case-by-case typically. Chaotic neutral is just you will go out of your way to get your desired outcome but not that it's necessarily a good or evil thing in the end.

[Anonymous No.18894084]

I've been baking my own bread and want a bread box that seals.
Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.18894426]

>>18889297
My mom just rips a hole in the side of the plastic and leaves it like that. Wheres that on this chart?

[Anonymous No.18894437]

>>18892441
>not "true fatass"

[Anonymous No.18896102]

>>18889297
Why would you ever not just twist and tuck. Literally takes a second and achieves the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18896111]

>>18889297
i use clothespins to close up chip bags and resealables like this. you can also do that retard shit where you hang bacon from clotheslines like they do in Portland, Oregon

[Anonymous No.18896118]

>>18896111
r/oddlyspecific

[Anonymous No.18896130]

speaking of which, does /ck/ uses vacuum-containers and for what

[Anonymous No.18896132]

>>18896130
Only ones that come with a free magic wand vibrator like the one you posted.

[Anonymous No.18896387]

>>18894084
tupperware

[Anonymous No.18896896]

>>18896130
ja I jelq

[Anonymous No.18896904]

>>18889297
push air out of the bag
reuse the clip
twist and tuck

[Anonymous No.18896920]

>>18892703
Carve off the extra portion, put in bag, put bag in freezer immediately, way before you even begin to do anything with the portion you do want to eat. It takes couple hours to defrost so you won't be willing to come back for it.

That would be my strat if I had that kind of problems.

[Anonymous No.18896931]

>>18889297
im the devil, i store my bread in the fridge

by the time im done making a sandwich the bread still had a firmness but isnt floppy or cold anymore
my apartment is a hotbox all year round so most things are only safe in my fridge

[Anonymous No.18897693]

>>18889297
I twist and tuck, then put it in the bread box.

[Anonymous No.18898169]

>>18889869
>you still store bread though?
Sure. In the freezer, split into packets sized for a single meal. Bread stored that way can stay good for a very long time.

[Anonymous No.18898173]

>>18898169
autist

[Anonymous No.18898678]

>>18889297
never seen anybody not do the twist and tuck

[Anonymous No.18898846]

they posted this thread on all-nationz
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1080966686.html

[Anonymous No.18898884]

>>18889297
what's wrong with chaotic neutral? the only one on the list that decently opens and closes without usiing another object

[Anonymous No.18898896]

>>18889297
>bread box
waste of space, especially when empty. to bulky/heavy.
>bag clip
eh, ok I guess? I don't own these things, seems like extra junk.
>bottle hack
extremely stupid, takes way too long to unscrew, remove then reinstall
>reusing bag clip
easiest thing in the world and works. it's free.
>rubberband
decent back up
>twist and tuck
works on my machine, but if the bread clip is still hanging around i use that
>tying a knot
lawful evil indeed
>tucking
air passes through too easily
>bag open
bad

[Anonymous No.18898902]

>>18898884
nothing, it's neutral, just less 'orderly', hence chaotic. chaotic != bad in this chart, evil means bad.

[Anonymous No.18898935]

boule chads RISE UP

[Anonymous No.18898963]

>>18889297
Do people really still eat white bread?

[Anonymous No.18898964]

>>18898935
What is the orientation for boule on cutting board but covered in a tea towel?

[Anonymous No.18898977]

>>18898964
chaotic smarter than me based

[Anonymous No.18899343]

>>18889297
What alignment is where you the Oxo food storage cases from Costco that have the little air seal button on top, and when I get home from the store you transfer the bread from the packaging into the container?