You will never be real bacon. You had no snout, you had no curly tail, you had no ribs. You are a turkey twisted by kosher jealousy and culinary fraud into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.

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Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:26:45 2023 No.18889016 [Reply] [Original]

You will never be real bacon. You had no snout, you had no curly tail, you had no ribs. You are a turkey twisted by kosher jealousy and culinary fraud into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 2 21:30:40 2023 No.18889027 File: 1.03 MB, 280x498, ella-ella-hollywood.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18889016 Feeling pretty guilty about busting a fat nut to Ella Hollywood again? It's pretty great how fucking hard she can stay when getting slammed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:06:28 2023 No.18889581 >>18889027 she will never be a real bacon either

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:08:05 2023 No.18889588 File: 77 KB, 600x450, disgusting absolutely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18889027

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:08:12 2023 No.18889590 >>18889027 Who is this dude???

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:09:57 2023 No.18889595 File: 815 KB, 3380x3780, 195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18889590 Only the hardest cock in tranny porn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:10:48 2023 No.18889602 it says natural right on the packaging good enough for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:14:33 2023 No.18889614 >>18889016 If you eat any Oscar Mayer bacon you are a fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 3 00:17:22 2023 No.18889628 >>18889016 "Bacon" is a social construct and I refuse to call turkey bacon anything else

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