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18883948 No.18883948 [Reply] [Original]

For me Gigli pasta is disgusting. It's made me feel physically ill the two times I've had it. Must be something about the shape or ratio of pasta to sauce it provides.

It's only Conchigle shells and penne (lisce obviously) till I die now.

>> No.18883952

>>18883948
You are an autist and likely a pedophile. Get a grip, you histrionic bitch

>> No.18883956

yeah I agree
fusilli is the same shit

>> No.18883957

>>18883952
This.
Also

>>18883948
>dispise
lol

>> No.18883959
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18883959

I have friends who are lingweenies but I, myself, cannot lingween.

that flat fucking spaghetti literally makes me wretch. the texture is just fucking mortifying. it's like spaghetti but in the uncanny valley. fuck this shit

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18883962

>>18883948
that shit looks like maggots bro

>> No.18883963

>>18883956
Fusili and all spiral pastas can get in the bin

>> No.18883966

>>18883959
I used to be a linguine bro in my youth but I returned to see the light that is spaghetti years later. So many years of pleasure lost.

>> No.18883967

>>18883959
stop being such a dramatic queen. 'Mortifying', 'makes me wretch'. Fucking hell, do words not mean anything anymore. Disgusting little faggot

>> No.18883968

>>18883966
we all experiment and dabble anon, but it's nice to see your senses are strong. you're gonna be alright anon.

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>>18883967

>> No.18884058

>>18883948
>>18883959
You're either a turbo autist or you fags are drama queens. I can't tell which is worse. It's just a fucking noodle. The texture is no different than any other noodle.

>> No.18884061

Angel hair, it really feels like your eating hair disgusting and doesn't pick up the sauce or have any texture

>> No.18884170

>>18883948
i like these because they look like mushrooms. i make them with a creamy mushroom sauce

>> No.18884188

>>18884061
i love eating head hair :3

>> No.18884192

>>18884058
>The texture is no different than any other noodle
literally the entire point of pastas is the difference of texture. are you a mongoloid, anon? i feel like perhaps you're a mongoloid

>> No.18884205

There isn't a single pasta I don't enjoy. There are ones I prefer over others, like tagliatelle, buccatini, cavatappi over your basic pennes and rigatonis. They all have their place and appropriate sauces. I do enjoy a good spaghetti too. Served with a nice veal and pork ragu? Best.

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>>18884205
>There isn't a single pasta I don't enjoy
except linguine of course, right?

>> No.18884220

>>18884218
I fucking love linguine. Clam sauce with whole little necks? Red or white. Marvelous like Marvin.

>> No.18884225

>>18884220
eh, better when not served over lingweenie

>> No.18884264

>>18884225
Each to his own anon, each to his own.

>> No.18884466

>>18883948
penne
terrible shape, too large

>> No.18884475

I'm amazed some of you picky faggots don't starve to death. And by amazed I mean profoundly disappointed.

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>>18883948
>Eating western noodles
Ok tranny. Still eating bee hoon

>> No.18886384
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18886384

Zucchette, and anyone whose actually had/made it can agree with me. It tries to do what Shells and Orecchiette do but its pasta's walls are too thin and so they all end up getting shredded and getting broken apart so you end up with a shitty gruel with sauce.

>> No.18886398

>ctrl f farfalle
>0 posts
bowties are fucking garbage
can't hold sauce, cooks unevenly, never stays on the fork

>> No.18886401

>>18883948
spaghetti

>> No.18886430
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18886430

spongebob pasta, doesnt even look like the characters

>> No.18886986

>>18886398
you take that shit back, bowties are fantastic

>> No.18886989

>>18885800
>put shit through a meat grinder
>calls it noodles
ooh sank you prese for dis gourmet meal

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18887000

>Orzo
>only good for making dishes that are basically worse, more expensive risotto

why the fuck does this stuff even exist

>> No.18887382

>>18886430
you should send a sternly worded letter to the company president

>> No.18887391

>>18883948
looks like a mushroom that grew after there was a leak in my bathroom

>> No.18887959

>>18887000
Jesus fuck those wasted digits.
Soups
Salads
And yes, orzo "risottos" are extraordinary if you can fuckin' cook worth a shit.

>> No.18887961

>>18887000
They excellently with stews.